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GavelSlam:
Uduebor, Folorunsho, Uche.

Guy, stay one place na.

Shey e get right of association na

kennygee:
She will make a very beautiful bride, however, I'd suggest you take down the pictures of her in white swim wear before the trolls gets here.



This comment above is what I am talking about.

. Chai

Joshmodest:
Lolz underage..."reading for GCE "...lwkmd ...am young as you said ,but I'm doing really well for myself and more sensible than ur old and dry brain that has not even a small iota of reasoning it ....

I don't blame u anyway I blame buhari, cos unemployment is on a high now and everyone is paranoid , if not why should u pouring out ur frustration on wizkid ,early in the morning.. says alot about how jobless and frustrated u are ( of cos they go hand in hand) I didn't even bother to check ur profile , cos you're not worth it ..I just thought I should reply you "sir", before I head to school, have a lovely day job hunting

Holy babalawo! But why u be like dis na. Someone up there said the guy can wash plate. . Na so e village ppl go take dey pursue u day and night

Olohunjedalo:
shut up

Na their chairman be dis o. Abi na king sef

Thirded

Felixalex:
Na their language

I dey teh u

Felixalex:
sounds like a joke, but there are many like her o... At ATM queue u'll see one beautiful, well painted slay Queen will just look very humble and scared, even if someone jumps queue to stay in front of them they won't complain because Afterall, they are tensed about it getting to their turn... Finally when it's their turn, after spending like 2mins there, they'll turn back and look for a gentle guy like me and say Please coman help me check this thing, IT'S NOT DOING

Lmfao @ "IT'S NOT DOING"

Neimar:
in this ur write-up I saw the Pope....

so u mean d Pope is the holiest person??

in this ur write-up I saw the Pope....

so u mean d Pope is the holiest person??

Don't mind the Ode

toscolee:
Just continue with your journey to hell. Not everyone will make heaven, unfortunately...sad even.

What hell. Oga abeg where dis hell dey? Show me for ur bible abeg?

Xaos:
Nice. Christianity is all about changing lives.

Looks more like showy display to me. Didn't Jesus advise us to do discreet giving in Matthew 6:1-4 "Take care not to practice your righteousness in front of men to be noticed by them; otherwise you will have no reward with your Father who is in the heavens. 2 So when you make gifts of mercy, do not blow a trumpet ahead of you, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, so that they may be glorified by men. Truly I say to you, they have their reward in full. 3 But you, when making gifts of mercy, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, 4 so that your gifts of mercy may be in secret. Then your Father who looks on in secret will repay you."
I'm happy for the man sha.

Proffdada:
Junior and pretty
Meanwhile Tupac has been spotted various places. That nigger ain't dead

Ekpa spotted

Poorboy:
Are you a kidnapper

E fit be o

obaataaokpaewu:
Piggy bank that does not contain #5, #10, #50 is that one a piggy bank?

Wats so piggy about it? In fact, this one na Hippy (hippopotamus) bank.

Bolustical:
Same way GEJ should be held responsible for Dasuki's Father Xmas party

GEJ must also be tried alongside Abba Moro for the loss of life during the failed immigration recruitment.

GEJ must be placed under house arrest for watching Diezani loot over $3bn.

And many more, since we all want to be stupid.

Damn right! Wats good for the goose is also ideal for the gander.

enilove:
ONLY GOD KNOWS WHO IS WHO .

Very true. That's why he put his words in writing and told us how to identify false from true. Have u checked his words? U shld, Cos I have.

11, 12 and 13. So dope. Laf wan kee me dis mning.

Let me do this for once and stop hereafter: Urhobo wado!!!!! Urhobo wado!!!!!!!!!!

akinsmyk:
Chai, I don't want to abuse you but how do I do it? Next time, read, read again and reread before you comment.

The husband is not 27years. The story only said his husband of 27years. That means, they have been married for 27years. Some of our educated people can't really read, understand, comprehend easily. Such simple English

Na their type full UniAbuja

Xaos:
Her next book will be “How to go to prison...”.
And the next sequel “How to escape from Prison ”

Sequel doesn't come with the word next, cos that's wat it means

Xaos:
Her next book will be “How to go to prison...”.
And the next sequel “How to escape from Prison ”

Sequel doesn't come with the word "next", cos that's wat it means

EmpresFIDEL:
good night

Jesus was not killed on a cross. He was killed on a stake, which is described as a tree. See Deuteronomy 21:22-23, which is the bottom line that explains Christ's death as something accursed.

EmpresFIDEL:
hahaha you wanna see the pics of the food?

Nah! We don pass that level of pics. Na real we dey now. Pics full everywhere na. Na today?

EmpresFIDEL:
you are not serious oh, why should I lie

Did I say "lie"? Haba! I said "Lieon". It's heavier than lie

EmpresFIDEL:
Jesu.. I ate it too oh but I added plantain and oil so that d food can have weight. lol

Lieon

Hm

iyatrustee:
Not everyone is your mate online, keep this at the back of your mind always.... That said, You can pass your message across without throwing banters like a kid whose lollipop got stolen.


Now sverve! You just got your 2mins in the limelight

What a lollipop? What's sverve? Is the latter a new langua? Besides, I don't even like lime; let alone lime + light. I'd rather have orange

victorian:
Eeyah

You try o, as a man.

I learn kitchen and book mata wel wel. No be all diz gehs weh their way no pure at all

iyatrustee:
She get oil well? Na people like this dey make red oil cost for market

Wr dis wan from come? Dem tell u say na red oil dem dey use cook cook abi?
Awon slays. Your joke no be joke at all, na zero brain

victorian:
Wow! you are very wucked!

You are making my mouth water

Sighs! By God's grace I will create time and prepare it..

I miss Banga, mixed with fresh catfish, dry sama catfish with goat meat, Mehn I see there! And swallowed with starch!

I wee even make anoda dis evening. My wife go beg me tire today, but I go do am ojukokoro

bivanJohnaliuz:
i told a friend of mine that this bitch will reveal this chat someday. And here it qoes. She was jealous jux bcoz her 5rnd is more closer to d lecturer than d bitch. Bcoz a lot of gals lyks him and he is very friendly. Na bcoz she no fine him wan chop clean mouth she come yakpa the karma for him head.

Why did u stop there na. U now left us all like dis. Haba! Is no gd o!