₦airaland Forum

IamPlato:
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Which Kind Useless Banger soup. I Hate That Soup.



Why Not Egusi Soup With Fufu

Why Not Ogbono Soup with Fufu

Why Not Better Togo Beans And Fresh Bread (if She Does This For Me, she Has Successfully Locked My Sense in Her Life)

Tamarapetty:
My fav soup!! Is it with starch?

Auladimeji:
Problem tie niye

symbianDON:
the spelling is NOT pooch. It's PAUNCH!! belly paunch refers to lower abdominal fat.

femi4:
After passing through 6-3-3-4 and you still don't know "belly pouch"

obaataaokpaewu:
Another thing to avoid is this:
When a girl tells you "I'm not fine ", just tell her sorry and move on. If you insist on asking, "what happened ", you are on your own oh

LuciferKristi:
We've seen disabled people, dwarfs & even nonagenarians get married on Nairaland yet pocohantas is still single despite all her wisdom & experience on relationship/marital issues.

What could be behind this?

Colourich:
Are what? what could you possibly say?

emeijeh:
That reminds me.... Where is that jobless BBQ guy?

LuciferKristi:
Dwarfs gettin married and pocohantas is still single.

reyscrub:
This old fella guys are highly bullshit for our dear country.

Enough of recycling this waste old ahit menh.

Here I present before you the fresh programme loaded gentle guy from new era thinking world.

Meet Toye Akingbola as Nigeria next President (#TA4P) for good tomorrow to give us:

S. Security
H. Health
A. Agriculture
P. Power
E. Education
S. Shelters

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CSTR1005:
Let me do something I have never done here before, but necessary in the spirit of Sunday.

Jesus is the only way. Nothing else can save.

And there is salvation in no one else; for there is no other name under heaven that has been given among men by which we must be saved."
Acts 4:12

Also God does not mind sending nations to hell if they disobey him.
Numbers does not move him.
He created them all without breaking a sweat.

The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God.

Psalm 9:17

Which is why he promised that the end will not come until the whole world hears about Jesus to serve as a witness to them.

And this gospel of the kingdom will be preached in the whole world as a testimony to all nations, and then the end will come.
Matt 24:14

Today is the day of salvation. Turn to the Lord today.

Andy2274:
. Enough of your 2 Timothy in all religious thread. Read Luke 1:28, 30, 42, 48. If God whom you call day and night honored a woman by sending an angel to her and made her to give birth to His only begotten son Jesus Christ who is the saviour of the world and whom you believe in, then who are you not to HONOUR Her. Most of you have never read Luke 1 because that is where the truth is. You prostrate before your mummy G.O but ignore the woman that gave birth to the Jesus Christ you preach about every day. As far as you agree that Mary is the mother of Jesus Christ, you must respect her because nobody praises a son and insult the mother.

thesicilian:
Damn!
Guy you be true Bros! You even remember the titles more than I.
To be frank with you, I actually prefer the simplicity of life back then. As a kid then there were no issues with kidnapping, so you could go to school several kilometers alone or with your friends. Though there were always rumors of "gbomogbomo" (kidnappers) we never saw any actual case and believed then that they were just stories our mothers used to scare us into behaving well.
The only crime I remember committing then was stealing novels from my friends bags in school to read at home and return the next day..

MisterGrace:
And what happenes to your soul afterwards?

bivanJohnaliuz:
nothing na . . D way animals died without making heaven nor hell is dsame tin dat gonna happen 2 our souls na.

thesicilian:
Hahahaha
I don read many books tire na, those days of no cellphones or TV. The name of the book is Stories From An African Village by S.M.O Aka. Can't remember the title of this particular story though, I think it is The Boy Born With the Perfect Set of Teeth.

ireneidiva:
Unnecessary generalization.

dominique:
Nice one. How about the palm oil, did you produce it as well?

ireneidiva:
All females are supposed to be English teachers or what?

thesicilian:
His name should have been Tanigororo Banigororo.

Groovenaija360:
Why is Wizkid getting smaller every day na

dingbang:
Airtel 4g sim will give you FTC

Dongreat:
For once in a long while I am so happy that investigation was done to debunk this fake man of God for claiming odeshi in the guise of testimony.
All those ridiculous testimonies spoken in the church won’t have existed if they were thoroughly investigated cos all of em are fake and full of fairytales.
“I just pray and immediately money enter my account, my car has no fuel but I drove it from Lagos to Osun state successful, my member has small breast but after anointing it with my miracle oil the boobs grow larger, I was shot 77 times but no bullet enter my body due to my sticker and holy handkerchief, praise thy lord”.
Thieves in fancy suits and carrying empty briefcases.