₦airaland Forum

OboOlora:
And don’t kill animals indiscriminately

And don't start pursuing women anyhow. She may be the chief's wife. Gbege don burst for u be dat

PrecisionFx:
Read the 10 commandments.

And that's how to explain a scripture: "Read the ten commandments"? And we are calling Buhari a dullard?

PrecisionFx:
fornication is not a sin in the bible.....Only adultery is.

Colossians 3:5-7 says: Deaden, therefore, your body members that are on the earth as respects sexual immorality, uncleanness, uncontrolled sexual passion, hurtful desire, and greediness, which is idolatry. 6 On account of those things the wrath of God is coming. 7 That is how you too used to conduct yourselves in your former way of life.
I guessed ur pastor told u wat u wrote there

Olalan:
Its another super story from Twitter..........
BTW I know no Nigerian girl is so bold to try and toast a guy and speak so loud to the hearing of a third party

U are not a zombie, based on ur comment. In fact, oyel dey ur head

OP, abeg how u take recover her chats. How come no one is asking this kweshon

yettymuse:
Divorce is not even an option because the devil you know is better than the angel you don't know. You just have to make your marriage work. I hate to hear about cheating causing dissolution in marriages or relationships.

By the way your wife could be flirting and not cheating completely... Are you still doing those things you were doing during courtship? 9 years is a long time and trust me you must have begin to adopt the mama and papa style. When was the last time you both went for a dinner, movies, walk, vacation...?
Do you even still remember to call your wife sweet names?? Some foot massage after a hectic day?... Raunchy whatsapp message whilst at work?, breakfast in bed.... Little gift, lingeries, etc..

How's is your sex life? Do you communicate your fantasies and cravings? , when was she last time she got an orgasmic gift and said "THANK YOU"! Hunku you're married so no limits, no boundaries... Set everything on fire!

Maybe your marriage needs a rejuvenation, we sef dey get bored sometimes..

Reignite 'em romantic spark and set the atmosphere on fire. Instead of snooping, change your mode of dressing, stay trim and fit, wear a clean hair cut and smear some cologne mix n match.

If all this doesn't work, pray and watch WAR ROOM, please watch this movie and your marriage would be back to how it was.

That stupid movie mteewwww

ClintGist:
lolz.... lucky lucky lololololo as the wife Emu normally call him in Johnson's

Abeg, Wetin happen? For like 2 days, I never see that programme o! Them don scrap am ni? Chai! Na so I wait till 3pm, no show. Then 8:30, still no show. . Buhari, but why na. 3 don almost nak, I no c am for the menu of African magic 154.

lefulefu:
nairaland.. U don quickly go upload her pix.

Na she be dat, abi no be she

Reeoman:
i will like to correct something we keep saying all this phone are chinko? is of because they are made in china? if yo are saying so l, what of Samsung having there headquarter in south Korea nko or HTC that is in Taiwan?
are all those not chinko?
info I have never used either infinix nor tecno nor itel. not because they don't do good phone, most of their phone are mid range phone and they are trying to make latest trend available for lesser prices.

Una wey follow Buhari dey use Nepa bill as educational certificate, una wehdone o! See See as dis one wan gee me headache dis kain early momo

Sojebrand:
Op, abeg try to space na. I no fit read to understand

I just tire for am sef. Just to do common numbering, e no sabi and e dey give job interview tips. Olodo rapata

OP, is dis the person u are referring to?

Headlesschicken:
Learn how to read,share yuh views and quote people whom want to be quoted, don't quote me...

Headlesschicken

ty4real123:
There is this girl called Lizzy. I have been running behind her
for long ,begging her like a primary school pupil begging MOI-MOI from his classmate to accept my love.
But she scorned at me just because she asked whether i wasrich,and i told her i am from a poor family. After some times, i disappeared and she thought that i went to Europe meanwhile i was just in the city.
This time around,i begged a flashy car from a friend,went and picked her up and we went for a dinner. There at the
restaurant,i told her big.
How i have bought a flat,car and i am about to relocate in the UK.She changed her words immediately by telling me that instead i am the one who did not like her because she is fat,that she loved me so much........from this point,we drove
straight to the hotel and guess what happened next
..............................
FRAILTY THY NAME IS WOMAN....Women like lies more than
truth..if you think otherwise you can prove me wrong.

"Frailty, woman is thy name".....Hamlet.

Headlesschicken:
Smelly mouth,dryness during conversation, inability to think outside d box...

What thinking outside the box did u assist him/her to do?

TheKingIsHere:
I don't argue with dumb ignorant people online.

Google is ur friend. Use it

https://www.economist.com/middle-east-and-africa/2018/04/05/war-torn-libya-plans-an-election

Dis is how punks roll

TheKingIsHere:
Libya is a war torn zone.
Is Lagos a war torn zone?

Who and who are fighting there? Abi na u and ur village ppl?

Demmzy15:
The reason I don't believe these so-called news is because they are void of facts. How can Baghdad, Juba, Tegucigalpa, San Salvador, Mosul and other murder stricken cities be better than Lagos?

That's how one nonsense published that Nigeria has superceded India in poverty (!?) It just doesn't make sense, Indians are well over a billion(1.3 billion) and 60% of these population don't have access to toilets which is around 780 million people. So if 780 million people don't have a basic structure as a toilet, how on earth does Nigeria a country of 200 million people have more living in poverty?

Seriously, I smell a big conspiracy.

Anyways, Baba Buhari till 2023

I wouldn't share ur zombiesm with u sha, but I shld agree with u on a possible conspiracy ish

tribalistseun:
Na true na.

If you doubt me stand around mile2 or oshodi bridge by 11pm.

OYO is your case.

Can u do that same thing in Libya and survive to tell the story?

MartinCorridon:
Pele mabinu.

Why do people still say "Olosho and Oloshi"?

sorry Mr Yoruba lingual historian

It is on NL I learned a little Yoruba, u hear. Wey u do ear like buhari for there . I don't understand Yoruba, as a language should be understood. My only problem is ppl shld not damage and frustrate our little opportunity of learning one of the sweetest languages besides Spanish.

MartinCorridon:
Very old school way of writing. These days it's just "s" with a mark under it to give the "Sh" sound

So why write "sh" rather than "s" and leave it for those who know the language. Using "sh" is an indication of lack of knowledge of proper use of written Yoruba langua.

MartinCorridon:
Dakun ki lo fe fishe ?

Translation : What do you want to use it for ?





I understand your morbid curiosity...I refreshed the page myself for pictures

Does Yoruba language/tongue have "sh"?

OP, shey na Ebonyi be dis

MartinCorridon:
Yeah...i read novels for months now

MartinCorridon:
Reminds me of the tailing of Rossland in James Hadley Chase's "This is for real" at the very beginning of the book

My favourite characters - Mark Girland (CIA) and Martin Corridon (MI.5) .

@ the OP, if a Niggah gets too close....Showtime!

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Omo, men don read correct novels dah year o! Hustle just dey occupy person head anyhow now o

LuciferChristi:
Just take out your phone, walk towards a bush & pretend to make a call.

"Baba, mo ti de be... Ehn. Ahh, beeni baba"
"O wa l'apo mi. Shey ki m ju seyin abi waju mi?"
"Alright baa mi. Oti ye mi."
"Ese gan"



Look behind you. You won't see anyone again.

. What if there is no bush nearby, how wee u now be baba ing?

pocohantas:
Na poverty cause all this one, I say na poverty (4x)

Abeg, papa bomboy, mama bomboy, make una no let poverty ruin una life.

Hanty, u rmbr that song? Chai u haf h'old small sha

oneda:
Imagine playing Amazing Grace in a club...

The truth is that any song that can be sung by just about anybody is not gospel at least not the Gospel of Jesus Christ.
The world is an enemy of God and to sing what the world enjoys and call it gospel is just a lie.

These pastorpreneurs and their cronies are bent on merging the unsaved world with the church. Clay will not mix with iron never!

Bar man pls give dis guy two bottles of star with one plate of cowtail.

exporters101:
Sinach is a product of grace. She's a blessed woman, her songs can lift a dead spirit. Nigeria is blessed to have her.

Her songs are played all over the world. It's amazing she never knew she would end up a singer, that's God's grace for you.

Oga, abeg, wetin be grace?

Elder001:
I'm still wondering the trauma that man who was abused by a female corper yesterday is going through right now.

It shall never be well with female rapists, abusers and sexual assaulters.

Amen

BabaIbo:
I think you're ignorant, what will you say about the man that was killed in the old testament for carrying the ark of covenant with his bare hand. or about a whole town that suffered destruction or when the world was destroyed with water etc, there are things your human mind can't fathom or understand, there are some actions that look bizarre to you but you can't understand cos of your human nature, there are ways that look good in the sight of man but the end is destruction. You need holy spirit to understand somethings.

With regard to Matthew 16:18 , Jesus Christ was specifically referring to Peter in this passage. He was often the spokesman for the others and had a leading role in the early church. We must also note, however, that all the other disciples were in Jesus’ presence at that time. No matter how you try to change the bible words or scripture, it won't work. Thanks for the time and argument, I won't reply this argument any longer

U didn't tell me how I changed the words o the bible. In fact, u didn't dispute the scriptures I cited. All u are putting up is mere emotional upheavals, which have no place in scriptural truths.

BabaIbo:
I think you're ignorant, what will you say about the man that was killed in the old testament for carrying the ark of covenant with his bare hand. or about a whole town that suffered destruction or when the world was destroyed with water etc, there are things your human mind can't fathom or understand, there are some actions that look bizarre to you but you can't understand cos of your human nature, there are ways that look good in the sight of man but the end is destruction. You need holy spirit to understand somethings.

With regard to Matthew 16:18 , Jesus Christ was specifically referring to Peter in this passage. He was often the spokesman for the others and had a leading role in the early church. We must also note, however, that all the other disciples were in Jesus’ presence at that time. No matter how you try to change the bible words or scripture, it won't work. Thanks for the time and argument, I won't reply this argument any longer

In respect of the events that occurred in the bolden above, the bible records clearly why those events happened and it's only those inclined to understanding such things that would understand such. Not those inclined to stories.