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drnairalov:
...Short story, *itchyfingers* So there is this beautiful Igbo girl, with the right curves and smile, not too chubby not too slim, she was quite thick fam! who wouldn't wanna moonwalk into her life. Oh yea I tried, she was in Uni...ok fast forward >>> we acted like we in a relationship although not official, just friend levels lowkey since i just knew her. One day she called and goes, O.V there is this show coming up. bla bla bla, D banj was coming, Olamide, phyno her man crush and loads of other. I wasn't the show type, i said i will think of it. well I agreed, and she was like it's VIP ticket she wants, Odiegwu!!! Why I go buy VIP ticket to see D banj and Tonto Dikeh? I thought to my self. I declined said we will just go for the normal ticket. " I am cool with it she said.

The day came, My Barrister friend tagged along, closed my office, changed clothes, was about to move, I no come see my wallet again my 17,000# my ATM, my drivers licence geez!! all in all my friend said he will handle the bills, we went to her Uni (U.I) girl popped in looking like Agbani Darego well dressed to match the occasion. Even though I was gloomy her beauty brightened the night. told her about my wallet. We went to the location that was were the rejection started.

As we entered the gate, my friend was trying to pay for the tickets only for her to say she has a ticket already. Hmm not so bad in my mind, we entered girl told me to excuse her, she saw a friend she wanted to greet, one handsome dude like that, my brother and sister that was the last i saw of her till ending of show, my friend was even more angry than I, girl wey I bring come show another guy she come tag with.. I saw her and the guy at the V.I.P seats why me and my nigga, dey regular. to top it all one mumu comedian came in and said we men in regular we no dey shame, those in VIP get 2 heads? it was a joke but the thing pain me 2 the bone.

Show ended, Time for club, celebs were going to club in a nearby club, my guy said i should leave the girl, but fam this girl is just 19, Her father is one top rich official like that, I couldn't leave her in the night. Ok I didn't leave her, she later came into the car, but before I left for the club my nigga angrily asked why she did that rubbish back in the show... Fam she said... she said she said she only asked me to drive her here. No strings attached. *grabs tissue* it is then i knew I was just a mere driver...driver!!! * let me stop here and not say what further happened. On a side note, I saw my wallet 2 days after with my money intact. some old man saw it.
Moral of the story

You know that weird feeling you get, when you are starting to like somebody, that is common sense leaving your body

What happened now?

FortuneTeller:
Because there is a rise in this with men all over the world. The op's husband is able to get it up on command, so I doubt there is an issue with the actual function. Premature expulsion is not going to stop a Naija guy from having sex with his wife. The husband is not expressing any sexual interest yet he still wants to live peacefully in the home. A cheating man will start problems with his wife, complain about everything, and disappear. I suspect he is doing most of his dirty deeds when the wife and kids are asleep. The problem is masturbating too often is going to deaden his feelings for his wife's vagina.

How about none of the above?

The problem with people like you who have an overtly simplistic view of the world[sub][/sub] is that you people tend to generalize and think that most nem follow the same pattern of behavior and if they don't then they must be doing something wrong.
How about he is not cheating, watching porn or gay? Have you ever thought about that before? Or what if he doesn't have a high sex drive like the men you have had the opportunity to come across in your life?
Contrary to what you've heard or your thought process, not every guy is the same. Some guys love intimacy while some others are not as crazy about it-believe me, there are lots of guys like this, they probably don't go about broadcasting it to the world.

FortuneTeller:
He has a porn addiction. If you check his computer or phone you will see the evidence. He is satisfying himself so much that he can no longer get his attention up for you.

And you know this how?

opribo:
There is nothing wrong with the man whatsoever after all he fathered two kids. The truth is that some women kill a man's libido unknowingly.

When that happens the man develops psychological problems which may affect his sex life. They do this in so many ways. Some of them are as follows. When they are no longer attractive and sexy, when they don't measure up to standard, when they are not sexually adventurous. When they don't mix up with the right crowd. When they cannot support the man instead they work clandestinely to bring down the man.

The woman should check herself.

See mentality! Always blaming the victim. When is it ever the mans fault?

What of when men stop measuring up to standard like getting fat and developing pot belly? What of when they stop supporting there wives emotionally and financially?

diva90:
And how are you sure I have never been in such a situation before? Over sabi

Cos your advice sounds so unrealistic. If you had been through a similar situation, your tone would have been more empathetic and your comments would have more insight but no, all you are doing is giving instructions as if you are talking to a kid.

LynnPetra:
What is he travelling out for degree when married in the first place?
2 years o's a long time to stay away biko. I no go fit allow hubby leave me for 6 month sef, I go carry my Ghana must go dey follow am reach airport
"Honey you are not going anywhere ooo, I no gree, "

Uhm...to better his life. Did you ever think about that?

diva90:
They can stay without sex for as long as they makeup their mind to.. It's called self control

Please stop giving advice if you have never been in the situation before.

diva90:
Not normal! It's either he's cheating, not attracted to you or he's homosexual. It's now up to you to investigate and resolve the issue

How about he is none of the above.

Catalin:
Men love sex, for you husband to suddenly lose interest in having sex with you means that he might be cheating.

You need to confirm if your husband is cheating.

Gosh! See mentality! How about not every guy is the same and not all of them love sex uhn? Have you ever thought about that?

daewoorazer:
[color=#995500]Before I say anything


Upload ur picture before wedding and after Giving birth

Forget about dressing sexy

Are u Now fat?
Do u have stretch marks now?
Do u wear perfume as a sisi but have stopped?
What has changed?

That's that on your part


Talk to him about his condition and ask his permission about buying him pills that increase libido and strength in men.

Thank me larer

#zanga[/color]

Blaming the victim as usual.
Why is it always the women's fault in Africa when things aren't going well in a family? How about its the mans fault and his ego won't let him do the right thing.

buygala:
There are two possibilities here:

He just developed the sex issues recently and is yet to come to terms with that fact..

Or

He has always had those sex inadequacies. ..but he arranged himself with some sex enhancers in the early stages of the marriage, because he wanted to take your virginity like a boss, and enjoy the tight ermmmm...ermmm while the tightness lasted

And there is the possibility that having used all those burantashi on you, and kids having been produced and your vagina having expanded significantly, he no longer sees any reason to continue risking his overall health just to satisfy you ... in any case, he may think since he married you a virgin, you wouldn't know any better and will see his 2-minute sex stunts or no stunt except kids are needed as normal for married peeps

My advice:

Please cheat on him so that your sanity can be maintained .... being starved of sex is worse than being starved of food...it messes up the mind in a million ways... ..... and no, hoping and praying won't help you ... You have to take the bull by the horn and help yourself ...at your age, your sex hormones are still pretty strong. ..it would be courting disaster to unreasonably resist them.

Ignore him, get some good sex outside since he doesn't even want to acknowledge there is a problem with his abuna, much less take steps towards solving the problem and fulfilling his conjugal duty towards you

And no..getting some good sex outside won't make you a worse mum...as for being a worse wife to your hubby, he deserves it anyway....but if You can help it, still be a good wife ...but please find a way to cheat incognito. ..many are doing it and still have functional families who have no idea of what is going on

What kind of demonic advice from the pit of hell is this?

israelmao:
Who employed Italian government?

The Italian people.

The prosecutor works for the govt and the govt works for the people. You think all countries in the world are like Nigeria where people tolerate corruption when someone is from there tribe.

israelmao:
Fresh propaganda right?Serve it hot to Buhari's puppets whether it is a mixture of real meal and shit it doesn't matter as long as is being dished out by Buhari they are always in impatient hurry to swallow it.By the time Jonathan or Alison comes up to state his or her position many holes will be seen in what their agent called facts.Obasanjo squandered unaccounted $10bn on power project without any iota of improvement in power sector they didn't say anything.He was one of the key actors in Haliburton scandal and IBB's 12bn oil windfall deal altogether,yet they didn't say anything,it is only Jonathan that their strength could measure up to.This is selective war against corruption and I do believe APC will be worse than PDP by the time its tenure expires and another administration comes to check its books.

Did you not read that this investigation was carried out by the Italian govt?

This is why the attorney general of the country should be voted into office as a non-party affiliated candidate instead of being appointed by the President.

Smellymouth:
He is Kareem Abdul-Jabbar,an American retired professional basketball player who played 20 seasons in the National Basketball Association (NBA) for the Milwaukee Bucks and the Los Angeles Lakers.

And the old man was his high school coach = John Wooden..

Actually, that was his college coach.

Smellymouth:
Loyalty.

Awww, that picture of Kareem Abdul Jabbar and John Wooden is priceless.

AngelsAndStars:
must a man kneel?

I tire o.

Your first point was powerful.

sweerychick:
my dear really bloody f00ls by attacking the poor manager. Is he the one that cancelled those flights? Where were airport security to quench the situation? I watched the video and i didn't see any single airport security. That shows how lousy our system is, so I support the Arik management on this, ok after the attack did it solve anything? No. It even made matters worse, because no Arik staff showed up to attend to customers again. And up till now no flight operations, so who's at the loosing end My brother works at FAAN, he witnessed the whole thing first hand, only foreigners especially whites were civil in the whole situation, non of them protested because they knew that it was beyond their reach. But Nigerians trust us, we would always behave like animals!..

Its so sad to see how they were just attacking the man when the man is just merely a pawn.

eyinjuege:
Arik may have disappointed it's customers, and their services may be crap.

That is however no reason why their employees should be assaulted by customers.

I really hope there was CCTV there so that those responsible can be prosecuted.

Its common knowledge their services are poor, so why bother to book flights on Arik?

Gbam! Some people just like to shoot the Messenger.

idupaul:
I am not in support of corruption but what is the difference between these people and the English royal family..

The difference is that the British monarchy don't have any power. All the power rests mostly with parliament and there judiciary

okadaman2:
It seems this Ekt_bear character is always seeking for knowledge, trying to understand and fix things, it's sad your leaders are not nearly as deep as some of you guys on here are.

My take: We lacked philosopher leaders, now, that can't explain everything, but the fact remains that we'd been unfortunate enough to be blessed/cursed with minions and shallow leaders since 1960 at least.

A lot has been said about the engineers and techicians that built China and some SEA countries as opposed to the Lawyers and philosophers that founded America. but if we look closely enough we will find that the philosophical ideologies of those Asian leaders were sound, from the visionary but Brutal Mao to the smart  and milder Deng Xiaoping. Even Lee Kuan, a lawyer , obviously had a deep grasp of history and the keen eyes of a visionary philosopher-leader.

If Lee Kuan was a Nigerian leader he probably wld've been too shallow think of ways to tear down an unworkable union, but he was visionary enough to work for the dismantling and a subsequent re-arrangement of his country. South East Asia is where it is today because leaders were willing to confront the hard questions and radically tackle them.

Nigeria is probably lagging behind because our leaders are scared of confronting the radical, hard questions. I may be wrong, but I'm always right.

Okada_man don tock hin own. Good thread.

Stop right there! Did you just say that Chairman Mao's "philosophical ideology" was sound? (by the way, the word philosophical ideology is redundant, you dont need to use both words, one of them will do)
Sound as in an epic disaster that set his country back years? Sound as in his responsible for the death of 50 million or so of his people?
Chei! Wetin person no go read for nairaland.

Wiseandtrue:
As long as it fills the stomach. Who cares

Abi o.

donfemo:
We are still slaves to the colonialist, We make fun of people who cannot speak proper English. When there are countries colonized by the British and they did not adopt English.

Preach!!!!

petrov10:
fucking country


the same Britain went to China, India, Korea, Japan etc these people don't speak english


China itself has multiple ethnic groups yet they don't speak english




9ja carry english for head
even the lawyers they wear that craze person wig for head like englishmen




Africa eh

hahahahahahha even the English wig sef can be hilllarious and the fact that Nigerians seem to place an over-emphasis and personal pride on speaking big english words that some Brits don't even know the meaning of.

Ikole in the house.

buharimustlive:
Chai!!! I love you... i. e if u are really the lady on that pics. If you are not you will give me back my love.

What?? you don't even know her.

AkinPhysicist:
commot make I look well well

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That meme is priceless.

Well deserved.

Shortyy:
Ghanains so desperate for white chics that they don't mind marrying albinos.

And you know this how?

saint7000:
Afonjas are already here...obsessing about Igbo women beautiful skin. Some of them will kill just to marry an Igbo woman and lately have been resorting to charm to get Igbo women! The reason they are dying to marry Igbo women that they keep secret is...TO GET SOME OF THOSE POWERFUL MASCULINE IGBO MEN GENE in their children! This is a powerful secret I'm revealing! Igbo women...be very careful!

Goodness!
See racism at its worst.
What's the difference between this and Adolf Hitler and the Nazi's ideology of Aryan (white) supremacy!

Na wa o. Look how you have let the devil blind you withwith anger, hatred and bitterness.

Bros, look deep into your heart before you attack God's creation.

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Shoutout to all the men who dated the same woman twice but didn’t know simply because the women changed their makeup!!! #witness

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This guy get mouth. That has to be one of the greatest lines of the century.