₦airaland Forum

izzou:


[color=royalblue]Wetin dey happen here?

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Honestly, I’m as clueless as you are.. DSS needs to see to these hate speeches flying upandan.. no one wants to sheath their swords..

#lobatan

CheerfulGiver:
You're not supposed to have hacking permit. You're supposed to have hackney Permit. They roped you because you admitted you were an uber/bolt driver. Lie to them next time. Reverse psychology their dumb ass. The NPF has the dumbest set of officers. They're easy to manipulate with key words and phrases.

Simply calling them by rank puts them at ease. For example, when they stop you, Hello inspector, hello corporal, hello sergeant. Makes them avoid their rubbish most times.

My modus operandi..

vicdon:
I dont blame people with strict rules before giving their cars out on rentals, we have come here in the past to condemn people who say you should pay 30-50k as down payment before they give you cars, omo i don wise, if i am giving you a car on rentals, you have to make 30-50k deposit first, just incase you spoil my car, i dey para this morning, nobody should hold me...

Sofri dey para o.. do you have a car to give out? I need one!

sharzy:
Good morning to my Ogas them!
Please advice... I got an offer of HP for NISSAN VERSA 2009. Pls i want to know if the car is okay for the E-hailing business.

It’s okay in my estimation in terms of fuel consumption. Other than that, I really don’t know about how cheap & readily accessible its parts are.

Over to the car gurus in the house..

Care to share the full terms of the HP?

meedeen:
Thanks so much man... I'm really grateful for this �

You’re welcome.

Don’t forget I need a car myself.. if you still haven’t gotten a driver for your car, I’m still very much available.

I’m just a DM away..

Sakamanjeh99:
.... Thanks... Havbin using it dah way before.... Buh d frequency on d Bluetooth device changed to 87.5...whc d stereo dnt hav... Mai car stereo frequency stopped at 88.7

Oh, I see.. you’ve gotta get another Bluetooth dongle that has other frequencies available to you car stereo..

Sakamanjeh99:
Pls house... I nid direction to set Mai Bluetooth wit d car stereo... Anybdy.. Pls

Tune your car stereo to the frequency displayed on the Bluetooth dongle.. then connect your phone..

meedeen:
Good morning.

Pls can anyone recommend the current owner / driver agreement plan for uber. As I want to be up to date and know how to negotiate. And also anything that can be helpful to me as a uber car owner

I'll very much appreciate your help

What is currently obtainable is 30k weekly remittance by the driver.

Maintenance/repair costs less than 7k is borne by the driver while anything more than that is exclusively the preserve of the car owner. But in some cases, such repair or maintenance costs is shared in the ratio of 70/30.. 70% to car owner & 30% to driver respectively..

Servicing is done strictly by the car owner (for obvious reasons.. some drivers will claim they serviced the car but it’s a hoax.. so, you could agree to a designated mechanic, date & time).

Car inspection can be scheduled say bi-weekly for the first few months (say 2 months on the average), and later on to once a month.. depending on your honest assessment of how the driver is using the car.

One or two guarantors will suffice.. it depends on you..

Basically, that’s all there is to rental agreement between car owner & driver partner..

NB: I need a car to drive just incase you’re looking for a reliable driver partner. If you have any further queries, please feel free to ask. There are tons of expert advice you can get on here from both car owners & driver partners alike.

Pearl1910:
Which everywhere dry? Where una dey??I don Net 10k already Abeg make una go sleep make d stew red well well.

One man’s food is another man’s poison ��

Hallenjay:
what's app zero eight one three one zero six nine three two seven

Got it! Chat soon..

Pearl1910:
Am not sure you know the meaning of Higher purchase because u don't intend to sell your car.

What u need to do is look for a driver, that will drive the car on Uber/Bolt and deliver minimum 30k to u weekly for the period u await ur own documentation and handover.

Very apt..

Hallenjay, I am available for the few months you need..

northbird:
They can't win that war, cheerful. There is no law that compels you to take a vaccine.

No one can force you to take a vaccine. No one.

Edo is not as cosmopolitan as Lagos.
Probably, the GOVT is expecting some foreign currency from intl donor agencies. Nothing more than this. So they act tough as if they are interested in the welfare of the people.

Children die daily in Nigeria from nutritional defeciency stemmed diseases.

You seem to misunderstand his posit.. as a service provider who comes in contact with people everyday, government can slam such conditions as far as operations are concerned.

FuckEveryday:
Omo bolt wey I enter this morning dey carry me run 120kmh
I dey tell m make e slow down...e say no Wahala...cum dey fire the Moto more

Na aboki dey do all this kind things nau...This message was typed btw Lekki Toll gate and Civic Center just incase

Safe journey to your destination o!�

CheerfulGiver:
I'll also advise that drivers should go and get vaccinated.

I don't like the vaccine idea. I'm basically going to do it because of that vaccine card. One day they'll ask that only vaccinated drivers be allowed to carry riders. This will be a problem. Now that there is no rush, try get it, just for getting sake.

Pls I've tried that "it's my choice" argument, but in the end, you can't win government. Especially Nigerian government. They don't give a fuck_.

Vaccination to me is like every other document needed to be on the road. When they make it mandatory in Lagos, like they've done in Edo, police will start parking cars and start asking for your vaccination card after they've asked for your license and particulars.

I agree.. you’re very perceptive!

Hallenjay:
PLEASE, I can drive well but I don't have driver licence and i don't have the cash I can waste on those things and SIB licence requested by bolt so I am looking at giving my BOLT my 2010 corrola for some months and see if I can raise a good cash or.can bolt take my car on higher purchase. A C, GEAR, AND EVERYTHING IS OKAY. CAR IS CLEAN AND IT'S 88/100 .
Which will pay pass aside driving my self.
Daily delivery from.bolt or higher purchase ..kindly furnish me with some ideas or how to go about it best

Cc: pearls pokoch Nezzjnr

Bolt doesn’t take cars from car owners to manage. You need to get a driver yourself who has all the requirements you currently don’t have & put such to use for a few months as you require.

If it is just a few months, I’d be interested to drive your car. I’m just a DM away.

Slickleo:
Ok 10x I jst DM u

Replied..

Slickleo:
Please any bolt or Uber inspection center around Amuwo Odofin, festac

Do you stay around there? Check out cars45 on Ago Palace way after the Police Station. I think there’s another one (cars45) just before apple junction when coming from Festac access link bridge.

They do Uber inspection. For Bolt, I think you’d have to go outside that area.

On another note, can I DM you? Or perhaps a number to reach you on.. Need to ask you sumfin..

Pearl1910:
Cc Izzou
Everybody

At what rate per trip? Or are the trucks to be leased? Kindly give more info please.

Thanks.

YeyeGbami:
Yea the pass is MED. i don’t want his contact info everywhere that is why. Some people fit go dey talk to am rudely.

I quite understand. Thanks.

YeyeGbami:
privnote. com/BEzDyP62
remove the space

I need to take advantage of this too. But the link is asking for a password to access the note..

CheerfulGiver:
Yup. Another banger from bolt, sending uber into further oblivion.

Already chose the 3rd option.

Kindly give a breakdown for your choice of the 3rd option.

Josephase:
Hold on boss, you bought a Nigerian used car at 59k?? I would like to say your odometer has been touched but the argument no go pay my bill.

Mileage, bro.. it could be that it hasn’t been used for long..

IFEBARBIE:
Super Kazeem: 0706 502 6436 Sodiq. As per the OBD dongle, I got it via jiji, you'll need to download the app, torque. I have 3 different apps though. I don't understand the Point of sale part

Thanks..

IFEBARBIE:
My P0172 story: I got my no.2 kazeem (I've been using him for my 2001 camry for donkey years) to do a tune up and lube service. He succeeded in doing the lube and struggled with the injectors and messed it up. P0303 kept popping... He said if I drive it, the shakes will go away later. I had to call my super kazeem. Had to drive from Lagos to Mowe early on Sunday morning. Got there, fixed it in no time... my instrument cluster is free of lights

Stayed back to see some friends, while coming back around 12 to 1pm, I witnessed an accident around Arepo. A truck enroute IB ploughed through the center barricade. A Lexus RX narrowly dodged the truck by climbing the elevated shoulder. No dent just a deflated tire... I told the man and his wife to thank God for life.

Care to give your kazeem’s details? Plus, I asked earlier about the cost of your mini elm & point of sale..

Thanks.

IFEBARBIE:
mini, yes

Okay.. thanks..

Cost & perhaps, link to get one?

IFEBARBIE:
so today, my check engine light came on while going to my 9 - 5, did a quick scan with my Bluetooth elm dongle.
The result: P0172. It's been giving some symptoms for a week now. So weekend, I'll clean the throttle body, get my Waheed to clean the injectors (Chrisfix way ), inspect the spark plugs and also clean the MAF. Currently, my 24mpg have been compromised . Blackbishop, radautoworks, Gazzuz, themechy, cheerfulgiver and felicity001 and others. Any additions?

Do you use elm 327?

CheerfulGiver:
I never see am o. giveranonymous77 @ gmail. com

Sent you a mail too..

OJURONGBE1:
Hi folks,
My brother just got a Toyota Corolla Sport & he has tasked me to manage it for him.
Please, if you know anyone reliable & honest in his dealings living around ikeja, Ogba, iyana ipaja , Egbeda ,Dopemu, Shasha, Agege, Mangoro or Maryland, who is in need & ready to put in the work.
Kindly refer them to me.
The T&C below are flexible enough:
27,000 is the rental fee.
1hr car Inspection would be done once every 3weeks.
1guarantor & signed agreement with an armed force ( i am taking no chances).
Driver would foot repair bills less than 5k but not without my consent.
We have an experienced family -friend mechanic who will oversee the repair history & guide us.
Offline trips within Lagos, Yes. (You can do anyhow but no use my Egbon motor carry cow or Palm oil drum )
Offline outside Lagos, we would sit & have a discussion about this.
If you decide to take one way route, park on Zebra crossing at the Airport or beat traffic lights & get apprehended, i would retrieve the car immediately.
Don't refer shady people to me , as i am going to be hands-on.

How can you be contacted?

Kokomo:
Hi Kia Optima 2010 for uber hussle who get expereince

Still available?

Rotimillion:
Call for details. 08050574089

Still available?

repairpalng:
Screen fix 10k.

Okay

repairpalng:
15K to fix. Call/Whatsapp: 08121235355

iPhone 7?