₦airaland Forum

justtoodark:
who gives a fvck....??
your cownunu thinks he is crazy....??

guess what....?? nigeria has alot of crazy people too....
una hit and run bandits go tire....

Seems you don't know what guerilla war is.....
It's effective and very annoying...

HarunaWest:
Go read up on Rev. Jim Jones..... Napoleon was a staunch catholic.
People are evil irrespective of religion.

Jim Jones made his followers drink poison and his followers were not Muslims but Christians....
The terrorists disturbing the peace of the world are Muslims.....
They can wake up one morning and strap explosives or wake up one morning get guns and start killing people....
But the most surprising thing to s that they kill thier fellow Muslims as well which shows they are MAd

OlayemiAshraf:
. This girl was forced to marry this pedophile ... This nincompoop even said '' his own girlfriend is in secondary school""?... I'm sure the girlfriend he's talking about is 15 yrs old ...... This people are making me angry ....

His girlfriend is still in jss 1
If she was 15 he would have married her since

The Nigerian government is not ready to tackle these rag-tag terrorist

Na Nigerian police way
Robbers would run and go 5hrs later police will come and arrest everybody in the area

Reex12:
when you meet a beautiful damsel to use condom no go gree you

Same way one bros in my area take get HiV

So davido no de use condom

Na lala wear blue shirt close to me on white shirt...
Lala excitement was out of this world....
But the snake thing is disgusting

Marry when you are financially stable.....
Forget the age bs....
Or else eleran go de fukkk your wife with me 300 naira meat...

Nigerian police......
Haaaaaaa.

The keepers can't anticipate were the ball is going to....

lordmayor2013:
Mommy mommy, don't bother. It's not him

Meaning, someone else has already been accused. May God direct our paths.. Many are in cell today for what they know nothing about

I don stop to go that church be that......
Seems they have even gone to the police station so that John would be picked up...

Wetin this one fit carry ?
Better go buy korope......

JuanJO:
Well lemme not say anything because I believe this hausa and their Fulani counterpart are doing everything possible to remain relevance.

Shebi una dey tell una mumu nah.
Abeg during NYSC my eyes see plenty nonsense for katsina.

Is tramadol not drugs?
Is cough syrup not drugs( one person go just open one full bottle and empty am inside in mouth sharp sharp).
Is weed normal cigarette?
I even jam one for our backyard sniffing our toilet

Why dis people go dey open mouth dey talk nonsense abeg .

Make una just divide dis country as nah una holy pass.

Thier religion doesn't permit them to drink but they are always high on drugs both male and female...
They drink codine until they beging purge
They smoke till thier eyes close.....
They smoke and use eye drop to clear thier eyes
Finally they are always on shades
My eyes seee many things

Emyzoloye5:
once converted a lesbian neighbor then in my school from lesbianism to a prick lover


I nyashed her so badly that she admitted that dick is the ultimate ......after graduation she's still grateful to me for resetting her brains to factory setting

she got married last year

Lmao....
She was saying I've been a fool for being a lesbian.....

Na them......

Late 80s....
My papa na guy man so na style we de cut...
They use something that has razor in it to carve.....

Zzor:
Also tell him to work on his pot belly and penis and that his penis has shrinked over time,tell him also that the pastor is still fit and his organ still very strong after five kids,just cause fight and after the fight he will learn to appreciate you.

Aaah
Make the husband ask how she take see pastor prick

Kestolove:
Wia is his helmet? Dispatch riders should pls always be on dia helmet..

Bike comes with a death cert helmet or no helmet......
Broken bones and internal damage is certain.....

Lmao
They swear for Una with tucano jets no?
Can't compare old Nokia to new Samsung...
Make Una buy the F series jets abeg

It will not walk , it will fly

I don't know but I feel doing something bad is sweet....

MejiLoyon:
Be asking name of fish there.
Even you know say na catfish be that
They are usually burrowed in the soil. Dig up that place you go see plenty.

See as I dey salivate
Reminds me of that lady at shasha road near Mobil. If that woman do catfish peppersoup for you....
Come use cold orijin wash am....
Chop am finish naked yourself under fan make breeze dey touch your blokos.
Even if your village people come to press you as usual for night if they see you in that state them go wake you ask you bros " you dey enjoy O"

Since when cat fish begin get scales

Sadiqwest:
You make sense, bro! You know nothing about that, you just say your mine. Because your never work with any UN ORG here in maiduguri.

Bro watch how military fights Isis.....
E de be like world war......
The Nigerian government is still handling this issue with kids gloves.....
ABI is it not Nigerian army that fought Liberian rebels?
Think if it's this nonsense they are doing here they did here?
ABI is this how the Nigerian forces fought the civil war ?
The army were constantly advancing in all directions nonestop

Solutions will come once they start kidnapping elites and politicians.....

You people should go and watch videos of how isis are fought...
Then come back and do the same to bokoharam.........
The .ost annoying this is that the Nigerian army doesn't know BH locations....

PatrickOkunima:
May God bless you. I have said this severally. If this approach is taken, Boko Haram will be history is less than one month.

Ive watch how Nigerian army advance during the civil war, they build bridges , cut down trees etc just to advance.....
Ive watch french soldiers advance in Central Africa these guys gave in everything they have......
Seems the Nigerian government don't know this is war...

He is and he knows it...

abbey621:
How can pikin defeat him papa? Abi you no know say Government and BH are one and the same? Better wake up!

If they can't handle this let them seek support.
Or probably invite marcineries....

illicit:
It will take days and weeks for NA to mobilise such force, by the time they did, BH will have planted IEDs on their part....


BH gets intelligence on their moves

I understand, IED should not stop them from advancing....
In wars there would be casualties....

Some girls just dont have sense......
She knows this dude is going through alot ATM....
If you can't support him then don't even ask him of anything....
U know weda airtime way de Baba phone na borrow he borrow am.....

Me I've gone pass this stages and I know the kind or type of woman I want in my life....
Some don't even pass the friendship stage before I tell them to Bleep off....