₦airaland Forum

iammo:



Just when boys thought SARS were their problem. the EFCC came around and they now understand that SARS and Police are truly your friend if you have bail money.

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Efcc collects money.
Ndlea too de collect .
All of them de collect

rentAcock:
While growing up, we were told the legendary story of Samuel Okwaraji the Nigerian player who lost his life after scoring our only goal in the 99-1 match against India. You see, India was beating us 99-0 simply because they used jazz that turned the ball into lions whenever the Nigerian players tried to score. Nigeria needed to score just one goal to win the match and Samuel Okwaraji was the only one to courageous enough to put the ball behind their net but he died instantly as a result. I know doctors will always conjure some fancy diagnosis to explain his sudden death but in the hearts of many Nigerians, Samuel Okwaraji died a legend.
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I also believed this story lmao

I'm suspecting
This a result of crossing a human and a ___________
Experiment gone bad.

I know of someone who left school in 200 lvl because of lack of funds.
He came back 2years later to finish up.
So if you can't afford then go home and come back when you funds for your schooling .

Hunger na bad thing, a lot of girls were smashed in my school with just indomie and egg.

Sometimes you confuse SARS to be armed rubbers or kidnappers.
They use private vehicles without numbers, tinted glass, dress any how .
From your inner mirror the only thing you can see is men with guns .

Just coconut water he would be back from hell.

6million
That money would buy you 2 or 3 Toyota seinna
Way u go de use do interstate
A d b cashing out weekly on 2or 3sides.

kallmemrB:
Now people will get scared to help eachother

Me I no de help anybody
I no de stop for crime scene or accident scene.
Nigerian police can charge you for anything. You

America is trying to increase their population this one is talking nonsense.
Our population here needs to be reduced, abortion, after sex pills, condoms, etc should be free

Girls dont like sharing diicks
But with money and power 100girls will comfortably share a diiick without complain

Occupation : davido elder brother .

Since 2016
He committed suicide in 2019
This oldbitch is just using this one to trend na God go punish you there.

HisSexcellency:
Efcc has found a new job description, they no longer go after politicians and civil servants who embezzle our common wealth.
Seems yahoo boys hunting is the new gig now. They should apply same zeal use in hunting down yahoo boys also to hunting and prosecution of other cases too.

Since the power of SARS has reduced , efcc are racking up cash of these boys.
Pay and get out of the net or face the law.

daddytime:
Dem pose like 1980 Green eagles.

Dem Segun Odegbami and Christian Chukwu set...

When the thieving elites go pose like this?

The ones wey don lick better pepper gallant well pose for camera begin sip water join sef...na the shoe shiners wey never collect dey put head for ground dey reason their life.

You can't fuckinnn comfortably get rich and enjoy it on the back of someone else's sweat...no frigging way..

The one way de drink water na him go get that benze , he go ask efcc how much they want

Sir you just lost your job

Shibaraba:
My kind of man. If you wan drink drink well.

No be the ones wey go carry you reach club buy you one ciroc make we dey romance am till day break.

My own I go don use #300 beer finish una for outside before we enter club for the final killing

Kill yourself na who hold you.
Weda to be in a relationship na byforce .
Your bf no go even miss you for one day
He would probably be smashing another girl when you being buried.

You have control of your actions but have no control over the consequences of your actions.

4600 euro is 185k are u OK

100level student baptised with a 400level diiick.
She thinks she is in love ode mumu girl kill yourself na .
Your bf drank snipper because he would be graduating with pass( let my people go) you want to kill yourself for no reason.

Sundaygeorge:
Her breast...is saying...am tired...

I think the Breast is saying I will keep to the right while you keep to the left.
When you get to the left or right go down

ayoblinks:
Lala, where's my pump action

Ive not seen this kinda pump before
How does it works and what's the name

I guess its one dog because if they were like 4
Before the finish battling the dogs all evidence would have been missing in action and enough room to escape
My dogs professionalism can't kill them only bullets

MrThisandthat:
EFCC were on their own, mans decided to put himself in their radar. You see what happens when one decides to talk too much? Sometimes, you're your own "village people".

He failed to understand the meaning of chop and clean mouth.

It is my money and I can give anybody who deserves it including my mum , family and extended family.
Any woman who doesn't want me to give money to my mother is a witch and would be returned back to her family.

andysmith123:
i wish to give birth to twins one day

You think say e easy to push ba

I never come una say I be fake
Now wen I don come una de see me de shake
Way I no fit take
Wait for your turn one day u go make
Children dem see me dem shout ekwe
Mama dem see me dem shout ekwe
Papa dem see me dem shout ekwe
As original stereoman shout ekwe .

Nigeria and wastage are 5&6.
Building that they should have asked the owner to sell