₦airaland Forum

Innomama7:
Brother waiting dis op talk non reason am non tell lan say you one nack am she fit pick. After she don high wit alcohol dey flet wit am wit sexy talk dey oserve her nipple if d nipple don strong u go know say she don turn on romance am finger her clitoris dat time she don wet na she go dey drag you come Bleep.

Alcohol keh
No o
No be every woman brain fit carry am..,

kafeii123:
Are you sure these items are not intended to be sold to criminals? I understand your angle of armed forces men having to procure fatigues with their own money...u have heard the complaint from a few forcemen....I am just concerned it being sold to the wrong people....this country sef......we nor just wan get sense....what is uniform that the army/police cannot make available for their men.... that's how a policeman was telling me the other day...that they ration bullets for them....and if you need more bullets... you have to buy from the black market.....you wonder which people sell bullets in the black market if not criminals.

Police buying bullets from black market and I'm sure it would be same place criminals buys bullets too from...
But they are busy fighting bullet proof vest that are not lethal...

ChizzyBuna:
The girl really likes me, but she is too shy.
If I ask her questions it takes her long before she reply. She is also very indecisive and kinda slow. But she cute
We will meet on Friday and I want to have sex with her.
If I tell her to sit on my laps she will sit but she acts very shy.
How should I make the move for sex?

Lol just use pussy cat face, pet and beg her that you want to have sex with her after enough romance
She would answer you by nodding her head...
But you would be the one to UnCloth her cus her hand would be on her face even while you are backing her....
Abeg use condom cus if you pour inside
And she get belle she no de remove anything....
She might likely be a virgin

Idiots
Things that the Nigerian government can't provide for them
So some one can't import and sell to them.....
There are people selling military boots on jumia they should go and arrest them

Lmao
Better look for money for flight tickets
Or have 10mill in stock incase school boys abduct you on the road

NNtv:
You now made everything sound soo scary
Though I won't even proceed with it again. I still love my life

Good
If it's too good to be true run 440

That's pure scam And anything that makes your leg reach that place your head ,hands, legs , heart , breast and private part are all gone
Including the small money in your account ..

Something tells me this guy is not saying the truth

They busted thier car park

Zandena:
I can't just imagine and belief that Presidential candidate of labour party Peter Obi Pandora Ambassador would stoop so callously low by alleging that seven local governments areas in Niger state are under the control of Bandits.
This is not only lies but callous and repugnant of an unrepentant bigot who tries to score cheap political points!.
The hate-filled postulation is a filthy imagination of a corruption personified Obi is the height of political recklessness and mischief.
Obi that deliberately ignores his burning backyards in the south east and wants to quench the fire hundreds of kilometres away. Obi should tell the world how many LGAs are accessible to people in SE? Obi's speech was full of contradictions and policy fallacies that can't be found anywhere in the globe.
Today i get to really know that this Obi is an over hype individual mostly by his tribal fellows.
Peter Obi is dumbest!

The whole Nigeria is held by bandits

From my experience
Girls that earns are sweet to date
I mean girls that can afford thier rents and pay thier bills o......

A basket mouth and lier

Badass girl to catch fun with
When it's time to settle we look for the goodass girls....
And if we decide to continue doing shiit after getting married will still look for the badass girls....
We can't keep a smoker, a drug addict, a night crawler or turn a LovePeddler into a wife ,we leave that job to the good guys who knows nothing.

Yes bambu, clay and palm tree leaves

ahnie:
Rogoje(I don't know the English name) botanical names.

2_Atai-ko(still do not know the English name either.

Thanks!

Abeg who know should help me interpret
Thanks

ahnie:
For several weeks now I have bn craving banga soup and starch.

I went to the market and bought half derica of palmnut,fresh catfish,fresh water fish, periwinkles,bongafish,ponmo with starch.


The purpose of this thread is not to show off,just for the fun of it.
Cc
nlfpmod
Lalasticlala
Dominique

Pls what are the spices in that plastic containers

HellVictorinho7:
Can you help him out of that place?

Had lots of problem housing people

Check the settings

Kobicove:
This is most likely a prank, they cut the animal open and put the baby inside then took the pic.

If that animal or whatever it is swallowed that baby it would most likely be dead or unconscious

They even had time to skin the animal first....

Aufbauh:
The friendship Tinubu has make all over the country from north to south isn't fluke.

It is his heart of selflessness and kindness to all regardless of your origin and religion that has endeared him to many.

An Igbo friend/neighbour of mine who we do early morning workout together told me a brief story of his friend who's once Tinubu's DSS aide.

He said the friend told him that Tinubu will be more interested in your issue than yourself if you're having challenges.

He said sometimes it is Tinubu who will remind him whether he has call his mum, and right there he'll make him to call his mum, ask about her health and so on. If the mum is challenged, Tinubu will give him money to send home and follow up on it.

He concludes that if such man gives you any assignment to deliver you'll do all that you could to make him proud.

Tinubu has built loyalty in people by his friendliness and the act of giving.

That's how drug Barron In Mexico behaves to buy your loyalty....
And if you snitch or do any how
They will remind you of all the good things they have done for you and your family while they suck life out of you.....
Without any atom of pity for you or your family members they have helped in the past
To put icing on the cake they can even pay for your burial....

SmartPolician:
This is a brilliant idea, sir. If this election goes free and fair, the way Tinubu will be beaten in his backyard (Lagos) will not be televised

Me I will televise it o
For urchins to weep

HellVictorinho7:
He didn't report because he is afraid and he doesn't believe in the protection of the police. If the police were not known for also being wicked ,he would have reported. I also don't think it's advisable for me to involve the police for anything. I wonder how there is hope. I am also tired of many things. There are people suffering from many things. The police are also seen as adding to it. What is the solution? I honestly don't know. I don't know based on what I have seen. I am getting sick of talking . Whatever is well. Whatever it means. I have seen sorrow more than anything else. Every year starting and ending with misfortunes all around me. i am typing with a borrowed phone after losing mine. I hope the change of working place I am trying to activate works. I can't really establish how I survive specifically now with movements all the time. I have tried working with private schools on part time or whatever that means. All I can establish is I have inevitably moved here and there. No specific location for the past ten years or more within Ikorodu or whatever that means.


Whatever making sense means

Just find away and leave that place , you know the consequences of staying with criminals I no know no de inside o.....

HellVictorinho7:
If you don't care where he would stay,then don't bother to say anything

He is not less human than the girl.

What do you know about homelessness?

Am speaking with experience


You don't just ask someone to go

People now thinking he doesn't want to live a meaningful life

They won't agree that he has passed through things disturbing his progress

They can't relate

I can see how it feels


Having problems unto problems

Now they're like he is desperate for the girl's pussy too

Damn. 2Pac and B I G with their rhymes should help someone die with nothing to regret ,they don't see where he needs assistance,they only see where he needs threats and judgement...born in the ghetto as an evidence of do or die ,raised on the street as a case, trying to survive the everyday struggle,.....no positive response is expected from Hell,I might have to expect more ordeals as the twists and turns keep the world itself. I never try to make sense to everyone and not everyone tries to make sense to me.
Gloom is not new over here

You know how Nigerian police behave when they come for his friends who kidnapped an underaged girl and rapping her in front of him and he dint report you know where he would land
2) the person he is staying with is a notorious cultist
If they can't find his friend he might get killed.....

Just get the Bleep out of that house
I don't care were you would stay or live but it would be better than jail or end up being dead.....
As long as you are in that house you are a dead man walking and a potential prison inmate

You no see am before you accept
ABI he use money blind your eyes

Any way tinunbu no help us obi no help us atiku no help us
But obi will help Nigeria and Nigerians

Anybody that has tight game can nack her na

Iloveu778:
I'm more of an introvert, am always indoor most times I don't socialise much.

So over the years I discovered I don't really know how to talk to ladies at all, Infact I got scared when I see beautiful ladies for no reason.
So I decided to start socializing and start asking girls out.
The first one I asked out today, Just look me from down to top and hissed.
Am average looking though.
I felt bad smh, I just want to ask those who has been in the game for long how it is ?
Is that how girls behave ?

I've never asked a girl out meeting her for the first time...
What I do is get contact and build friendship first before asking her out
That way you must have known one or two things about her....
Don't toast a total stranger

They will try to push the fault to the customer
Or use delay tactics that they are working on it
..

Alot of things would happen and death might come in.....and it can hit all of you or any of you...
People react differently and you cant say what would happen when the DNA results comes out and the child is yours....
Ask Rita or send her the picture of your child.
She would tell you lots of things...

Like a friend would say money doesn't keep a woman and pussy doesn't keep a man...
This place doesn't look like a place that is ready for business (mechanic work)

Joevics:
Why doesn't the UK have a PortOffice in Nigeria? How efficient is the port administration in Nigeria?
Or we just focus on making things easier for white people with resources we could have used to improve the quality of our own port offices?

You just killed him with these questions
Even BAT won't be able to answer the question