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The one that got me most here is, "My sense of humour is so dark. It picks cotton". Wetin Blacks never suffer?

My deep condolence goes to those who will buy this device. Very soon they will release Samsung Galaxy Fold 2 and later Samsung Galaxy Fold 3 and 4,5,6, year in year out.

Bakrabas:
Is there check again

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gidjah:
'Show me a virgin In maternity ward 'who still re members this song Nd any link abeg o!!those were part of my favourite way back before surface, whizzkid, Olamide and pssquare dabbled in to this scenes oo!!!

The closest I saw was that rendered by Bongos Ikwe. It's on Youtube.

At least they spelt the words, 'to' and 'by' correctly. Not bad.

That was so serious.

Ladyibkay:
Please, how can I get Yoruba songs suitable for folktales, could be vocals or instrumentals but are strictly Yoruba. Help me please.

You hardly come online and you need help. Anyway, the few I know are: Gbagadagbagada Gbogodogbogodo by Fela Anikulapo Kuti, Babalao by Angelique Kidjo, Agolo by same artiste.
Agolo may be hard to decipher but permit me to explain. It was about a lady called Alajumoke who refused to marry every man that wooed her. A certain monstrous being called Ori in a very strange forest heard about all this and decided to get her. Ori had no body part except his extremely handsome head. He decided to borrow different body parts from different beings in the strange forest.
Ori set out to Alajumoke's far away town and got to her market stall. Immediately Alajumoke saw him, she was mesmerised. Alajumoke pressurised her parents to arrange her immediate marriage rites without much investigation. They did and both left for Ori's 'city. The journey was far but alas, they got there after the seventh night. There and then, Ori began to return the body parts he borrowed to the owners and was left with only his head. There was nothing Alajumoke could do. She was surprised and frightened. Ori tomented her life for several months until she was rescued by a powerful hunter who had wandered endlessly searching for a prey. They both wrestled but the hunter won. The hunter took Alajumoke back to her village and both got married as no one would dare marry such a lady anymore.
Hence the song, "M'ori ori o. Alajumoke nlo.

There are so many other folklore songs but you may find it hard to decipher.

The way a particular section of the country spews so much hatred and bitterness on Yorubas is so unimaginable. Funny to say, they claimed to be Christians. A question, how do you get down on ur knees to pray despite being this hateful? Who ever curses with his mouth and yet use same mouth to pray is only saying his/her prayers to the devil! If this particular section of Nigeria are gods, then mankind would have ceased to exist.
To FFK, I pray u become wise and cautious of what you utter. Your continuous failure to render Nigeria into shambles has made u turn to Yorubas for same motive.
FFK should know this, "speech is silver. Silence is golden". If you have no words of wisdom to utter, keep quiet. An old man still putting on pampers.

Daluuzor:
Yeah. 156, but with discount, 140

Wow!

Daluuzor:
Aite thanks, I just got the 43UK6400 model, from the LG store and It is quite amazing.

How much, bro? Shey na d smart and satellite?

Songs Akon should have sang jejely for over 30 yrs, he rendered them all cheerfully in less than 7 yrs. During his reign between 2005 - 2012, dude was just releasing singles everyday. His collaborations were over 1000. In fact, I lost count of all his songs. Great artiste he is.

So one day, I was in a bus in my school environment during my undergraduate days. I said to my friend, "hope you were able to answer your IRS 101 examination questions correctly?" Na so people begin deh wonder inside bus so say we b Islamic student. .
Shout out to all International Relations graduates and undergraduates.

seunmohmoh:
I prefer the ripe one

But unfortunately, I only have the strong and solid unripe one. Anyway, stay good.

seunmohmoh:
I like plantain porridge.

What about strong unripe plantain aka ogede agbagba?

id4sho:
Tuwon Shinkafa& Miyan yakuwa da naman kaza.

Nairalanders am I communicating

No, you are speaking in tongues.

Goahead:
The one with the advertised satellite has an inbuilt free to air decoder.

How many channel? Live matches deh?

Baadal:
I have a brand new samsung galaxy s10+ for sale. Prism Black colour. All accessories intact in the factory box. Qualcomm Snapdragon 855 very fast and battery efficient processor. Gorgeous display, fantastic camera, very fast charging, super perfomance all together.

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How much was its initial price?

It looks like an incest to me. Bro code inclusive

Daluuzor:
Na wetin dem tell me for Lg office oo, say ordinary smart dey, den smart and satellite dey too, that the smart and stellite is better than the ordinary smart, they showed me the two shaa.

All right. Just do ur more findings before u spend ur hard-earned cash.

Daluuzor:
please need you to guide me, I want to get one soon.
The one you bought, is it Smart and Satellite? wanna get 43" Lg and I was billed #140k for smart and satellite, but the thing make sense die.
what's your take

Which one be smart and satellite again?

Only the gullibles would fall for this cheap tale. You're only trying to present yourself as being rich...talking about ur car, the iPhone X u bought for her, amount u used to fuel ur car, the #50k for monthly upkeep, Coldstone, Tantalizer, and other bullsh*t.
I'm sure that in reality that u are only managing. You're only regurgitating ur daydream here.
Go back and re-edit ur post by adding "I even bought sharwama for this girl, u wouldn't believe that she refused to help me out with #20 when the POS was faulty.

kenzysmith:
If u ever think of commiting sucide just bang dis gal raw i give 90hours ur wish to d great beyound will be granted.

No be ordinary thing as she never marry or born pikin. Too many yeme-yeme disease go full her body.

For those who believe God is loving: why did the God plague earth with so much sicknesses? If you will opine that through prayers all will be resolved, why will he always make human to be plagued in the first place. In 2012/2013, the wife of a top rank church founder in Nigeria died of cancer (can't remember her name). But her Husband deh do miracle upandan. Reinhard Bonnke had a throat surgery few years back despite claiming to have healed people of similar problems. My questions to religious people: Is your God loving? Why must he allow sickness to be earth's portion?

To the topic, cancer is the worst sickness I've seen. The putrid smells that emanate from its victim is . I lost an aunt in 2005 to that sickness despite being prayerful.

Ndidi not Indidi!

Tell him to go to bed without cloth. I guess he'd remove his skin.

Wow, so lovely!

@dentalgist, na d cost deh fear me. I get tooth decay, broken teeth, and tooth gap. And to make it worst, u don't give us cost estimation.

Quote me if u have the link to the match. It is rainy heavily here.

Most people wit body odour don't know that they do. I heard that using lime to watch the armpit and other smelly parts can prevent unnecessary body odour. How true?

That wasn't his first time to cast himself. He is an avid lover of pornography.