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Sports › Re: Caf Employ Moroccan Fan As Referee Against Nigeria by dawnomike(m): 9:53pm On Jan 12
Freshtruth:
Omo! 😰Anxiety Grip Nigerians As CAF Appoint C0ntroversial Dahane Beida For Morocco Vs Naija Clash🇳🇬🦅

Dahane Beida is a Mauritanian referee, and will officiate semifinal game between Morocco and Nigeria.

What you should know...🙆🏿‍♂️

(1) Beida was recently knocked out by fans who accused him of being partial in the Morocco game Vs Cameroon. Especially, as it appeared he denied Cameroonians a penalty after forward Mbeumo was brought down in the box.

(2) Few months ago, he was also alleged to have favoures Moroccan club RS Berkane to beat Simba of Tanzania in the Confederation Cup final.

More Interesting, Beida was also the official in charge of the 2023 AFCON final in Abidjan, where Nigeria lost 2-1 to hosts Cote d’Ivoire.

Should Nigerians be scared?🤦🏿‍♂️

#NPFLUpdates #WeReportYouDebunk
https://www.facebook.com/100066371726197/posts/pfbid0jHFJbMwrnkz1Jk333RUfMzqTbH1F6SuYLExhPtCwjBZHSBvxo8YFVYTMPXZPR8zrl/
Even if he becomes the 13th man of the Moroccan team, if we play well behind doubts; victory will be ours!!!
Politics › Re: Two Rivers Lawmakers Make U-Turn On Fubara's Impeachment Plot by dawnomike(m): 6:19pm On Jan 12
Alright... Good to know that common sense is gradually been dished out
Education › Re: Career Advice by dawnomike(m): 3:17am On Jan 11
Nosa0012:
So I'm a second class upper graduate of Uniben mechanical engineering and after school I knew suffer,so I dedicated a year and I was able to accumulate skills from the Google data analytics programme,learnt SQL,excel, tableau and python.
My aim was to build career skills in data analytics which I did .Now my parents wants to give me #20million to pursue a data analytics masters abroad .I don't know how to go about it,my preferences are Ireland,Scotland and Finland
I would appreciate all inputs,most especially on partial scholarship position and any other benefitial inputs 🙏
make use of applyboard.com.
In case you get stucked at any point in navigating your way through, you can reach out.
Phone/Internet Market › Re: Swap My Laptop For A Phone by dawnomike(m): 8:18pm On Jan 10
miraclemas420:
I want to swap my Asus ROG Zephyrus G15 Nvidia 16gb ram for a phone

If you're interested let me know
Samsung A55 5G
Literature › Re: My Girlfriend Stole My Generator, Can I Arrest Her? by dawnomike(m): 1:42pm On Jan 10
tonystark007:
My girlfriend was supposed to return from the village in the last week of January.
So yesterday, I was very Hot and decided to call one of my talking stages over.

She came and spent the night.

Very early the next morning, my babe started calling me. I didn’t want to pick up because I had lied to my talking stage that I was single.

So, I opened my WhatsApp to text my babe and ask why she was calling so early—only to see a message saying she was outside my house.

Ahhh!!!

I jumped out of bed and tiptoed to the sitting room because my talking stage was still asleep.

Thank God my generator was on. Since this new year, NEPA has been showing us shege, so I had bought 20k worth of fuel and filled my gen to give my talking stage a good time.

I called my babe and pretended I was still asleep. I told her she should have called before coming because I had travelled to Abeokuta and wouldn’t be back until night.

Next thing she said, “So who turned on your gen? And who is talking to me now in boxers?”

I turned and caught my babe peeping through the kitchen window.

Immediately, I dived flat on the floor, but it was too late. She had seen me.

I told her I didn’t know what she was talking about and hoped my friend hadn’t brought a woman into my house. I even asked her to take a picture and send it to me.

I was vibrating and swearing, saying this is why I don’t like giving my guys my key. I said if I found out he brought a woman to my bed, I’d never allow him or any of my friends into my house again.

My babe was quiet. When I finished, she asked, “Are you done?”

I didn’t reply.

She said, “So ur friend wears ur boxers? I saw u lie down flat with my two eyes. And I know u’re with a woman because u only put on ur generator when a woman is around.”

I still maintained my lie. I swore I wasn’t at home and that I was in Abeokuta.

She said, “Okay. Call your friend to open the door or send me his number.”

I said, “hello hello, mehn network is bad here o. Bae if you can hear me I can’t hear you. I’ll call u back.” Then I hung up.

As I was calculating my next move, my talking stage woke up and called my name from the bedroom.

I crawled inside quickly before she came to the sitting room, then stood up fast at the door so she wouldn’t see me crawling.

Omo, I was sweating. My heart was racing. I was going through a lot and this babe said she was Hot, she wants to knack again

Women can be very insensitive and wicked. Madam, read the room. There is fire on the mountain and you’re Hot.

Ahhh… Calabar girls and segz.

But as a sharp guy and a gentleman, I still had to play it safe and satisfy her.

I was thinking ahead: if my main babe broke up with me because of this, at least I’d still have this one as backup instead of losing two sure odds.

I told her to give me some time to sort out small pressing family issues.

Meanwhile, my babe was already knocking. Thank God for generator noise. The way my house is, unless you’re in the sitting room, you won’t hear anything from the bedroom.

Next thing, I got a WhatsApp message.

I went to the kitchen again, closed the curtain so she can’t peep again, and checked my phone.

She typed: “I’m taking your generator unless you come out. I’ll also take the girl’s slippers, so you better open the door.”

I thought she was joking.

Brothers and sisters, the next thing I knew, my generator went off.

I knew it couldn’t be fuel cos I had filled the tank the night before. So I waited to understand what was happening.

My talking stage came out and asked if fuel had finished. I said maybe the plug had burnt. She said it was fine, let’s just go and knack so she can go

Luckily for me, I was able to get my preeq up and stood on business.

When she went to the restroom, I called my useless security and asked if my babe was still around.

He said, “Ah oga, she don go o.”

I said what of my gen?

He said, “Ah, madam say you ask am to carry it go repair because the plug burn.”

I weak. Like who employed this incompetent man? How can you allow a woman carry my gen when I didn’t give you approval, and I’m at home o. U can call or come and ask me!

As for the missing slippers, I had to give my talking stage one of my girlfriend’s slippers and lie that it belonged to my sister. I even sent her money to buy a new one.

See why it’s very expensive to be a bad boy. It’s not easy for us. One lie leads to another and another. To be a bad boy and stand on business, you have to be very sharp and God fearing

After I saw my talking stage off, I prayed small, did the sign of the cross, and went to my babe’s place.

This girl locked my generator inside her house and told her security not to let me in.

There’s nothing I did not swear and beg this girl with. She refused to even come outside and reason with me

First, I told her it was a test to see how she’d react if I ever cheated, and that the girl was an actress.

When that didn’t work, I said it was a prank video and that when we came out to record her reaction, she had already left.

My babe is very stubborn, she didn’t believe me.

Now it’s been two weeks, and she still hasn’t returned my generator. I’m starting to suspect all this while she’s been eyeing it.

Haba. Ontop small cheat I cheat, she carried a whole generator. My new generator I got for Christmas.

Abeg, she’s not wife material. If I marry her, she can sell my house.

So now I’m confused.
Is this not stealing?

Should I arrest her or just let it go?

Please advise me.


The End

Ajebo Writer

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Politics › Re: Ex-Abia Governors Move To Sue Otti Over Operating From Private Residence (Video) by dawnomike(m): 6:45am On Jan 10
Jobless fellas... the governor chose to work remotely ratger than wprk from his official office. How is that their problem and how does he affalect the common man ?
Romance › Re: Share Your Experience Dating A Single Mother by dawnomike(m): 8:41pm On Jan 08
Sirchiboy:
Share your experience dating a single mother
Meet a nice and well mannered single mother and you'll be grateful you did. Meet a mad One, and you'll nearly curse the day you were born!!!

I believe so it is for every lady you meet... It all depends on the personality.
Properties › Re: Can Ceiling Fan Be Used With POP? by dawnomike(m): 8:39pm On Jan 08
Biodun556:
A client is insisting on using ceiling fan after the POP ceiling have been installed. Is it save to use ceiling fan?
provided the hanger of there ceiling fan is not attached to there pop ceiling... the hanger should be attached to of of the roofing logs.
Other than the above, it is a big NO!!!
Sports › Re: Nicknames Of African National Football Teams by dawnomike(m): 8:37pm On Jan 08
Redstorm:
Here are well-known nicknames of African national football teams, commonly used by fans, media, and CAF competitions:

🇳🇬 West Africa

Nigeria – Super Eagles

Ghana – Black Stars

Senegal – Lions of Teranga

Ivory Coast (Côte d’Ivoire) – The Elephants

Mali – Les Aigles (The Eagles)

Burkina Faso – Les Étalons (The Stallions)

Guinea – Syli Nationale (National Elephants)

Guinea-Bissau – Djurtus (Wild Dogs)

Sierra Leone – Leone Stars

Liberia – Lone Star

Gambia – Scorpions

Togo – Sparrow Hawks

Benin – Squirrels

Niger – Mena

Cape Verde – Blue Sharks


🇨🇲 Central Africa

Cameroon – Indomitable Lions

DR Congo – Leopards

Republic of Congo – Red Devils

Gabon – Panthers

Equatorial Guinea – National Thunder

Central African Republic – Wild Beasts

Chad – Les Sao


🇪🇬 North Africa

Egypt – The Pharaohs

Algeria – Desert Foxes

Morocco – Atlas Lions

Tunisia – Eagles of Carthage

Libya – Mediterranean Knights

Sudan – Falcons of Jediane

Mauritania – Lions of Chinguetti


🇿🇦 Southern Africa

South Africa – Bafana Bafana

Zambia – Chipolopolo (Copper Bullets)

Zimbabwe – Warriors

Angola – Palancas Negras (Black Antelopes)

Namibia – Brave Warriors

Botswana – Zebras

Eswatini (Swaziland) – King’s Shield

Lesotho – Likuena (Crocodiles)


🇰🇪 East Africa

Kenya – Harambee Stars

Uganda – The Cranes

Tanzania – Taifa Stars

Ethiopia – Walya Antelopes

Rwanda – Amavubi (The Wasps)

Burundi – Swallows

Somalia – Ocean Stars

Djibouti – Riverains de la Mer Rouge

Eritrea – Red Sea Boys
Nice compilations... Some team names are absurd
Education › Re: Rusticated In My Final Year In School. Help Please by dawnomike(m): 12:08pm On Jan 08
Kunlebayo12:
I’m on the verge of being rusticated in school

October when I was writing my final exams, something happened just 1 day to end the exam. So me and my friend wrote on our question paper and we exchanged it between ourselves. When I was writing this initiator started searching everyone he got to me and he search me there was nothing on me, he search my booklet yet nothing, he ask me where is my question paper and I showed him just the front because it was the back we wrote on, when he saw it he flipped the back and saw the question paper and ask me who wrote this and what is all this I told him I wrote it with all the back and font he told me to sit down

Minute later he went outside and bought exam malpractice form and gave me and others those who were using chukuli, phones, book and other material to write.

I beg him that I wrote it, all pleading fell to deaf ear, when I saw he was yielding and time was going and no time to beg I just had to fill the paper. I filled it so I can beg him later so I would be able to write something

To get the long story short, 3 days later I was invigated to the student disciplinary board to explain what happened Which I did, I pleaded and beg that it won’t happen again, thry told me I will be punished but not expelled
In my school examination malpractice is straight expulsion no matter who you may know.

2 days later I got I call from my classrep that I was given 2years rustication. I called the Hod and course adviser and they said it true, I check the name of student expelled my name wasn’t there, I confirm from the student discplinary board and truly I was recommended 2 years suspension but the result will be out on February 17th this year, and when it out my student portal will be shutdown immediately

Even since then I have been sad, depressed and lonely and I can’t even tell my parents because they will be disappointed in me, I have been carrying a burden since early November and now it January, I have been thinking none stop, I have been contemplating suicide to be honest, I don’t pray this kind of situation for my worst enemies and those who haven’t been will never truly knows the pain it cause till you’re in the situation

Please i need help and words of encouragement
Even if you blame me, the dead has already been done, I Bleep up and I accepted my mistake

Please guys I’m dying In silence, I can’t even wait till February 17th, it killing me knowing few days to graduation I was rusticated, what will I tell my parent, or people that have help me one way or another in school. I’m devastated to be honest embarassed embarassed cool embarassed

I might be ending it any moment from now because this pain is unbearable for me, I just want it to end so I can live a normal life again but I can’t keep living like this. Ignore my typo error

Please someone should help me push it to front page
Send me your details via mail. (mikkyletty@ g-mail dot com)

Your School
Matric No
Department

Come Feb 17th, your name will not be on the list by God's grace provided yourabove story is all the truth.
Business › Re: What Type Of Business Can I Start With 600k by dawnomike(m): 6:11am On Jan 08
Wealthyonos:
This advice keeps coming up in Nairaland. Somebody will just ask the type of business they should invest 20 million in. Omo, continue doing what gave you that money biko, or go buy land
The advice sounds like one with common sense but it's not in any way.
Foreign Affairs › Re: I Ended 8 Wars And Norway Foolishly Didn't Give Me Nobel Prize -trump (pics) by dawnomike(m): 6:10am On Jan 08
PMForce:
"I single-handedly ENDED 8 WARS, and Norway, a NATO Member, foolishly chose not to give me the Noble Peace Prize."

US President Donald Trump says he doubts "NATO would be there for us if we really needed them," slamming the transatlantic security alliance in a post on his Truth Social platform.
Hate him or like him, good or bad... Americas will never forget Trump in their history of presidents.
Business › Re: My Friend Is Not Lazy — But He’s Still Broke. by dawnomike(m): 6:05am On Jan 08
chatprofit:
This guy is not lazy at all.
He genuinely tries.

Last year, he paid for a crypto course.
Watched the videos for about two weeks.
Got confused.
Then stopped.

A few months later, he heard graphic design was paying.
Downloaded Canva.
Designed some flyers.
Posted them on WhatsApp.
No client showed interest.
He got discouraged and dropped it.

This year again, someone added him to an affiliate group.
Same pattern.
Small excitement.
Big expectations.
Then silence.

Today, we are still talking about:
– rent
– bills

That’s when it hit me…
It’s not that people are lazy.
We just don’t stay long enough on one thing to see results.

What do you think?
He is not lazy. But he lacks consist consistency.
He is fast becoming a jack of all trades
Technology Market › Re: How Mayorall Duped Me. by dawnomike(m): 8:53am On Jan 07
Habayomie:
1.Screenshots of me making enquiry
2... Enquiry about dedicated graphics card
3. Affirmation from them, prompting me to make payment.
@Mayorall we await your response on this... No one is a scammer until proven guilty.

We want to also hear the sellers side of the story before we finally label him a scanner if found guilty or accuse the buyer of false allegation.

But I stop also blame you there buyer. How would you buy a commodity and not test it for 2 months!!! That's too long a time for a used product. All the same, Sellers should be honest at all times!!!
Crime › Re: How A Honest Nigerian Man Was Deported From Spain After Picking An Envelope Of m by dawnomike(m): 12:30am On Jan 07
What an act of kindness... But knowing fully well that he's am illegal immigrant made it a foolish move.
Family › Re: Thanks for all your contributions by dawnomike(m): 10:11pm On Jan 06
Chevrolet076:
What should I anticipate?
Go and rent a 2bedroom apartment for your mum in peace.
Celebrities › Re: Peller Slams Lady For Saying He Was Too Noisy At A Restaurant by dawnomike(m): 11:17am On Jan 06
That's their palava for the new year...
Sports › Re: What Exactly Is Wrong With Man United? by dawnomike(m): 4:02pm On Jan 05
Veiniously:
Manchester United have done what they do best in recent years sack another manager.
‎
‎Rúben Amorim has officially been relieved of his duties, making him the 10th manager to take charge of United since Sir Alex Ferguson left. At this point, the job role should come with a suitcase and return ticket.
‎
‎To steady the ship (or maybe just delay the sinking), Darren Fletcher has been appointed as interim head coach.

Amorim reportedly raised concerns about the squad’s quality. Instead of backing him with players, the club reportedly backed him to the airport.

https://xwahala.com/manchester-united-sack-ruben-amorim/
Only Jose Mourinho made significant impact
Politics › Re: As a Niger-Deltans: How Much Have You Benefited From Oil Money? by dawnomike(m): 9:19am On Jan 05
Validated:
This thread is exclusively for Niger-Deltans:, indigines of:
Delta
Bayelsa
Rivers
Akwa-Ibom
Edo
Cross River
Please, how much have you personally benefited from the oil in Delta Region?
For me, I have only benefited N550, being a bursary award by former governor Felix Ibru to students then..

Share your own benefits here, if you ever got anything.
Mine was 10k during the tenure of Gov. Uduaghan. I spent it on Paul Smith that year!!!
Celebrities › Re: Portable Allegedly Flees As Babymama, Ashabi Simple, Reports Assault To Police by dawnomike(m): 9:18am On Jan 05
Portable and wahala are 5&6... By the way, why d whole fuss about bn upgraded to a wife status?
Family › Re: Man Dressed Like His Dead Mom To Get Her $61,000 Pension Per Year by dawnomike(m): 5:04pm On Jan 04
Lol... the resemblance is just too much!!!
Family › Re: Help! My Wife Left Me With 4 Kids. by dawnomike(m): 5:01pm On Jan 04
ope2711:
That's problem I have for now, I don't even know what to do. Nobody is here except her children.
Where do you reside?
Crime › Re: A 42yrs Old Man Impregnated A 17yrs Old Housemaid Wife Wants To Abort The Preg.. by dawnomike(m): 12:09pm On Jan 04
The man did something foolish with the mumu housemaid, and the woman reciprocated by doing something stupid.
Now, the family will never remain the same
Family › Re: Help! My Wife Left Me With 4 Kids. by dawnomike(m): 12:05pm On Jan 04
ope2711:
Please house I need your help, the wife that I've married for over 14 years now just left me today with 4 children. We didn't have any issue before until 31st of December, 2025 when I discovered a photocopy of Nigeria passport in her bag and fighting started when I asked her what was going on. We've been dragging this since that day but today she confessed that she's already done with me and I should not worry about her anymore. She left my house this morning o. Today is the most saddest day of my life. Pls pray for me and my children.
Sorry about what you had to go through... I really understand how crazy it feels for you.

Be strong brother as time will ease it all off.

Reachout if you need someone to talk to.
Family › Re: How Dolphins Saved British Swimmer Rob Hoey And His Daughter From A Shark.... by dawnomike(m): 6:40am On Jan 04
Extraordinary gesture to say the least... When you are divine protected.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Says US Will Be ‘very Strongly Involved’ In Venezuela’s Oil Industry by dawnomike(m): 6:15pm On Jan 03
So, it was all about the oil afterall!!!
Christianity Etc › Re: Kwara Woman's House Burnt Down Because She's A Traditional Worshipper by dawnomike(m): 2:30pm On Jan 03
In as muxh as I am not a fan of her religion, going as far to threathen her and burn down her house is a unacceptable!!!
Sports › Re: ‘we Won't Return To Mozambique’ - Kambala Issues Bold Statement Declaring They W by dawnomike(m): 11:15am On Jan 03
I wish them the best in their try... But, they should just pack their bags before the match to avoid the stress afterwards.
Travel › Re: Man Raises Alarm Over Heavy Cracks On Lagos–ibadan Expressway Bridge(Photos/Vid) by dawnomike(m): 9:22am On Jan 03
I hope the concerned institution that is to look into this does not fold arms till the unfortunate happens...
Foreign Affairs › Re: Earthquake Interrupts Mexican President Press Briefing by dawnomike(m): 8:52am On Jan 03
Biodun556:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrFENSlH3cA?si=gs5pMavvQ6d1jNub
And she calmly walk away while ensuring some others also made their way out before her.
Crime › Re: Tourist Robbed During Indecent Act With Girl In Broad Daylight In Colombia Park by dawnomike(m): 8:49pm On Jan 02
Well, what shall we call this? Stupidity in the face of pleasure got him fleeced!!!

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