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Jesuslvzme:
Nairalander Pre Wedding Pictures
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Congratulations brother...I wish you a blissful marriage ahead!!!

This much drama for a wooden kiosk... It is really a relationship drama.

May his soul rest in peace.... One of the forefathers of yoruba movies.

Akwacross:
I am the only child of my parent by name israel( dont mind my monicker). I am talented writer who is goood at writing non-fiction stories,blog post etc i have been sourcing for writing jobs for a while now on nairaland for a while now, unfortunately i have not landed a single a job which have made me really.Not to dwell on the dissapointment for so long i thought of venturing into Amazon kdp, The problem here is that i don't have a laptop i Only have a smartphone with good internet connection.....on that note can i go into Amazon book publishing with just my smartphone? How possible is that?

Your reply will be highly appreciated 🙏....Hunger one finish me abeg.pardon my typo errors

If you reside in lagos and on the island... Let's meet up; I can have something for you to keep body and soul going.

If you're not in lagos but in abeokuta close to Top hill estate, reach out all d same. I hv a job for you there.

#Cheers

Good enough...

Their headache... their wahala

You attack them, they counter and claim more territory from you...

UnconventionalT:
When I had my baby months ago, one of the first things I noticed was his chin dimples. It wasn't until much later that I realized that his fontanelle extends noticeably to his forehead forming a V shape, and my mum and some people insisted it was 'Oka Ori' as yoruba people would call it.
Luckily for me I saw that the popular nollywood actors son has the same thing which isn't quite common, or so I think.
I've tried reading some stuff on Google and I haven't found anything relating the extended fontanelle and chin dimple together.

I wonder if something happened in the middle of their head while they were in the womb, anyone has seen this before?
I'll post the picture and delete later if it's against the rule.

All I can see is a cute baby... The dimple on the forehead matters not to us!!!

Eeeyah... his village people are not to be blamed for this one.

According to them; they were not involved.

Dickson178:
My brother has been battling with a toothache problem for over 3yrs now, but no good changes. Please house what's the home remedy for it? And what kind of medicine can we buy for him? His jaw is swallowing day by day! Help me please 🙏

He needs to see a dentist...

No wahala.... His people will just await the death of the dog.

Bros chose to starve da gods...lol

Emmanels123:
In a situation like this,what measures can be taken to protect the building from collapsing.

The solution will gulp a whole lot of funds...

LekkiJobAgent:
We are looking for House Maids and Nanny for Immediate Employment.
Job Location: Island and Mainland Lagos.

SALARY: 50K

Accommodation Available
Feeding Available

PS: Please note, we are a registered recruiting agency, check our our registered name online (Jobmagnet Africa)

See bio or attached document for our whatsapp contact.

What happened to your old profile bro?

#Verified & #Certified

HellVictorinho9:
It seems i was born 2 be hated,despised and accused falsely.


It seems i have no right 2 complain about anything.

It seems i have no right 2 be fed up.


So why did my parents not abandon me at birth?

Whats the essence of me knowing them 4 the past 27 years


Is it 4 them 2 be judging me?


The one we call dad claims bad character is the cause of financial misfortune and he is always denying his unspeakable poverty and irresponsibility in handling family matters.

So mum seems doomed as well.


Well, they both keep saying some make it without knowing their parents so why was i not abandoned at birth?

Itz very unfortunate of them 2 say i am suffering becuz of my character becuz i have done my best 2 help myself and the family.

It will be mischievous of them 2 deny that i am enduring so much misery.


Itz better 2 abandon your children at infant age on the street or give them up directly 4 adoption instead of letting them pass through what will continue 2 disturb them 4 life.


If you cant do that,then stay childless.


Even if i get rich 2day, there are things that will remain unsolved but if the one we call dad cant accept any responsibility ,then whatever has 2 be seen.


I say the one we call dad cuz he behaves like he is not even the father most times and i am very frustrated about it.


He expects me 2 listen 2 his baseless calculations of how much he spends on some or all of his children.


If he buys pure water/a sachet of water,i must write it down.


If he buys what again?

Anything,jus anything, he expects me 2 write it down.


What rubbish! Am i the only one remaining among his children?

Does he even know how much i have spent or how much mum has spent too?


Spits!


Let him say his worst about me as well.


But he must never know any kind of peace if he thinks this is the time 2 expect me 2 be stable


How can i stay one place 4 even 30minutes to 1 hour at this critical period?

This is one of the most critical and devastating periods in my life and i wonder how i will survive it.

I understand your anger and the need to vent it out this way... But, my brother (I assume you're a man), this is not the best way to go about it online.

Anyways, what skill do you have and where's your location?

You need a source of income so as no longer hv to rely on your parents... There's an age we all get to, that we can't keep blaming out parents any longer.

We face it! And we make it!!!

#Cheers

Bukolaa001:
Pls everyone
Help a sister
If someone is given a job to work in a showroom through a family friend and the pay is 50k and the person is to work from Monday to Saturday, 7:30am to 6:00pm and also the transport everyday to and fro is 1k
POV: a graduate
Does it worth it??

Not worth it in any way... Such j job is just to avoid been idle and not for making a living.

I still don't understand why countries can just choose to exist in peace...

ikechukz:
293k boss

Negotiable?

tunjijones:
She is a chorister (she is the music director) in one of the big Pentecostal church in Nigeria. She is 42 yrs and not married. She really want her one child and her biological time is ticking fast.

She seek advice from her friend (a medical doctor). And he told her to do artificial insemination. Where she has to get a sperm donor and she will have a child . The sperm will not be put in her through sex but artificially..

She agreed, the hospital got a random guy from their pool. She never met the guy and the guy will never know the child or have anything to do with the child. Except the child wants to know the father that is after the child is 18.

She got pregnant, the pastor of her church became furious and want to suspend her. The issue divided the ministers, some say she has not done anything wrong and other said it a sin and she must be suspended.

What do you think? Has she committed any sin?

She did no wrong...

Congratulations to him... Ignoramus Erectus

Alaska5050:
Apologies for putting this here.

I have a friend, a very close friend whom we've once cohabited together a few years ago. My friend has a girlfriend. He met his girlfriend while they were in the Polytechnic together, they dated & later broke up due to the girls unfaithfulness. The girl cheated on my friend. After ND, my friend proceeded for his HND l, while the lady couldn't go further.
After three years, they reconciled. My friend is now in Lagos, we live very close to each. In fact, we live in same Building but different apartment. After reconciliation, the babe left her place(Ibadan) to Lagos to visit my friend. She would come & spend a few days, then return to Ibadan. This babe isn't even an indigene of Ibadan, she's from Nassarawa State. But traveled to live with her cousins in Ibadan so as to Hussle & save money for her HND. She has been in Ibadan for almost a year & this babe has refused to work. She comes to see her guy every now & then, spends a week or two, then leave and after two days, she returns again.
My friend works as a Supervisor in a small hotel & his salary is not even up to 50k but this guy is sheepishly still in love with this girl. The same girl cheats all the time. My friend has caught her many times through her chats with a particular guy. The babes mum would call & even ask her "How is your husband". The mum is not referring to my friend as her daughter's husband, but she's referring to the other guy whom my friends babe is cheating with. There have been many red flags, but my guy has become hypnotized by love.
My friend is on permanent night shift. Goes to work at 5pm and returns the next morning. Immediately my friend leaves, she will remove her phone from flight mode or silence and start flashing the guy to call her back. The guy would call & they would speak for so so long, sometimes, two hours. Her phone doesn't ring whenever my friend is around. Much worse is the fact that the Girl is so lazy. She has refused to work, she comes to my guy's house only to eat, sleep and chat. Her major hobby is to cook, eat all the meats in the food and demands for suya. She can't buy Sanitary pad or data for herself except my guy buys for her. She can't make her hair with her money. If my friend doesn't send her transport fare, she can't come. And when she wants to leave, my friend must also give her transport fare. In fact, if the money isn't enough, na wahala oo.. Whatever she tells my friend to do, he does. My friend would tell me he doesn't have money and will be eating in my house for weeks and atimes months. But the day the babe comes around, money will enter his pockets mysteriously. He will give the girl 10k to cook soup and buy garri for Eba but same guy cannot use 3k to cook for himself alone and eat. He tries too much to impress this cheating and lazy girlfriend even to the point of getting addicted to Sex enhancement drugs to satisfy his Babe. Without these enhancement drugs, he can't bleep the girl. He has become so weak that the girl has now capitalized on his weakness to continually become disloyal.
He intends marrying the girl, but I feel he's making the wrong decision. The girl wouldn't make a good wife, from all indications. Atimes I am tempted to open up & tell him about the many calls the girl receives whenever he is at work.
I know all these because I'm very close to him. Sometimes we sleep in each other's house.

I am really very angry cos there's nothing spectacular about this lady. No be say she fine. Also I hate taking shits from any lady particularly a cheating girlfriend who is also a parasite.
I'm scared that if I tell my friend to break up with her, my friend may tell her that I am the one advising him to breakup.

I love the fact that you love your friend this much... But, your friend has been hypnotized with kayan mata and there's nothing you can tell him that'll yield anything positive.

But still speak to him about it for posterity sake and for the records that you did your part as a good friend.

Daejumong:
Hello Daejumong! Can I use S£x toys as a Christian?

‘ I am a married 30 yr old born again Christian. My husband is working hard overseas and He has been away for 3 yrs. He sends money home regularly and he prays regularly with me!

The problem is I am burning with passion and I don’t want to cheat on him! He is still yet to get his papers and I am sure he is not cheating on me! He was the one that brought me to the Lord as I was a loose girl with a very high libido before I met Christ thru him.

Dae, do you think I should satisfy myself with adult toys so I don’t cheat on my hubby? I feel it’s a sin but I don’t want to go back to my vomit! Please advise me sir!’

Mature married Christians, advice needed for this sister!

I really truly understand your situation... So, many women are facing this dilemma where the husband is abroad and they're stucked here.

Have the discussion with your husband... I hope he is reasonable enough to see and understand your point.

If he allows you to use intimacy gadgets; you're justified to. But, i doubt he'll agree

SilentEmma:
It's easier for me to believe a cow pass through the eyes of a needle, than for me to believe this (message yourself crap)

I am with you on this...

sampete:
Between these two power banks, both 50,000 mah, which should I go for?

They're both good products that you'll not regret buying

rapheal5:
so it's not fixable because it's not showing anything for over 4hrs

You'll have to change the screen...

They should simply write a petition to the UK High commission or embassy...

rapheal5:
I need good advice on what to do concerning my samsung s20 screen problem, i just bought the phone from a seller who bought it new, so clean and just some crack at the back working perfectly well but just this morning screen shows white and green display for like a minute and it works normal after i locked and unlocked it...it has never fell off since i bought It....Is this fix able without changing the screen?

The person that sold the phone to you must bought a refurbished phone unknown to him except he got it around 2020/21... That phone was produced in 2020 and there's no new one out there any longer.

Unfortunately, there's nothing that can be done about the screen... You just have to keep managing it and hope it does not develop any major fault along the line.

Fair enough.... When next Libya has to play in Nigeria; we will divert their flight to Sambissa

That is what it implies... But unfortunately, most private sectors can not comply with that.

Acting is her hobby... She has just publicly provided evidence for litigation against her.