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chic2pimp:
Emi oga Oloshi Meji .

GBAM!!!

O kare o.

Mo pe e o gbe fone

chic2pimp:
Small time now una go talk say una be bro and sis Abi una dey practice incest for hia?

Is there anything wrong with that?

If you read your bible well, Cain and Seth probably married their sisters since there was nobody else alive.

You can slo go and meet your sister edoyad and make yours

Ileke idi,

You wan dey predate on babies now?

Banom,

I wont be harsh with you.

I case of next time, Find the fair market value of toto per round and divide by 4m the value of the car.

If the market value na 500Naira (Because of living expenses in Abuja)  Now divide 4m by 500 that would give you 8000. You can use MS excel for your computation

Tell her she has to drop toto 8000 times before she go see any car .

And must make sure the quality of the yanshing does not reduce till the 8000 time.

If by 7500th time she complains of tiredness or she isnt giving 100% then you would have to start counting all over

gestapo:
AND WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY TO THE SMALL INSIGNIFICANT NEGLIGIBLE INPUT OF THE OP THAT HIS GIRLFRIEND'S PARENTS ARE NOT AWARE OF THE FACT THAT SHE LEAVES UNIVERSITY TO GO AND CAMP IN HIS HOUSE, WHICH IS PROBABLY DOWN TO FEAR AND RESPECT FOR THEM


Come back here, your job is not yet done, YOU HAVE TO REDRAFT YOUR STRATEGY TO INVITE THE GIRL'S MUM TO THE MEETING TOO, ODOYO

The girls parent didnt know and you guys hid it from them probably out of respect but you want your own mom to be watching her unmarried son camp another woman at home.

It seems the OP has already made up his mind on what to do. Cos he always seem to agree with anyone who tells him he needs to scold him Mom.

No Problem invite your mom and your gf . Make your mom go on her knees, Buy Koboko and flog the hell out of her and make her do frog jump for 2hrs.

Next time she would know how to mind her business.

Are you satisfied?

HNIC:
and please name modern day left backs whose attacking forays are not what attracts praises.I wonder if full backs are even required to defend these days.Anyways,I have been watching bale closely this season and I insist he's arguably the best I have seen so far

Philip Lahm, Aly Cisshoko etc

Sagamite:
HURRAY!!!

News: UK courts to find pre-nups legally binding from now on.



Now, I can marry.

Any volunteers?

HURRRAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYy

Kaiser bottom of which table?

You dey use Iodine for eyedrop?

The day wont be complete without GAYYners showing their stupidity.

The only thing relating Zidane and Diaby is being French.

Didnt someone say Bendtner was van Basten here last season?

Make Ruudie show him face now.

A40,

You always know with german players they never shy away from a challenge. See as Ozil and Khedira have become instant favourite at Bernabeu

Myself2:
Cluj just gifted Bayern victory on a platter of errors,imagine scoring 2 own goals.They would've won the tie with a 2-1 goal margin against Bayern.Bayern were just lucky as they were not deserving of the victory

May Luck and Trophies continue to follow Bayern as these two things plus common sense seemed to have desserted GAYYners

[size=28pt]Premier League - Rooney: I'm leaving to win trophies[/size]

I was interested to hear what Sir Alex had to say yesterday and surprised by some of it," he said. (So Faggotson dey lie for the guy head)

"It is absolutely true, as he said, that my agent and I have had a number of meetings with the club about a new contract. During those meetings in August I asked for assurances about the continued ability of the club to attract the top players in the world.

"I have never had anything but complete respect for MUFC. How could I not have done given its fantastic history and especially the last six years in which I have been lucky to play a part?

"For me its all about winning trophies - as the club has always done under Sir Alex. Because of that I think the questions I was asking were justified.


http://eurosport.yahoo.com/20102010/58/premier-league-rooney-m-leaving-win-trophies.html


WHEN DAYOKANU TOLD YOU TO "CONDOM" THE SPIRIT OF GAYYNERS UNA DEY THERE DEY FORM BIGZ BOYS"

Premiership How market?

So what do we say about Ozil now?

Over the weekend he had 2 assists

Yesterday scored a goal.

Mr Ruudie, Where are the Canales, Pedro Leon and Van Der Vaart that would bench Ozil?

Comments awaited

[quote author=Omo_Tier1 link=topic=535179.msg6974832#msg6974832 date=1287523605]Funny how the US gives travel advice concerning other countries yet more of her citizens die violently within the boarders of the US of A ! I think this is a blessing in disguise for Nigeria as less and less American companies will be coming to Nigeria to steal/corrupt Nigeria government officials!

Why can't they just say Osama bin Laden nee Obasanjo is hiding in Otta planning political terrorist attacks ,  gues while that trave ladvice was being put up, many more American citizens were being shot in post office and shopping malls! At least I have never heard of a drive by killing in Nigeria![/quote]

Kobo,

Most waterworks are run by the govt, So how do you hope to get your funds across

I never get una time.

But that Gay Eastmond is the latest in your failure producing lab

Rooney was the star of Euro 2004

Torres apart from his first season in EPL has never scored more than 20goals a season. Despite being top striker. Rooney has always had to play behind RvN and later Ronaldo

We managed a win. Gomez continuing with his scoring form.

What a kickass week he is having 5 goals in 3 matches for club and country

Imagine paying the woman for the sex, Is she going to pay for her 0rgasms from the sexual sessions too?

You see that Cluj striker is even taller than Crouch

Ibime:
Criag Eastmond arrested for indecent exposure? Hehehehehehe. I would bust a joke but its too easy. Wait make Dayo land first. Bloody Gaynners!

I don show. Whats the news? GAYYners Craig Eastmond what is he up to? I hope he would surprise me

y me:
^^^^nah there dayokanu for dey raise him head cause womanising his is other half

Just sign the prenup first.

Anyone who refuses to sign th prenup can be assumed to have gold digging intentions.

I would put a clause that nullifies the pre-nup after 35yrs of married life

Cluj is going down

Kroos pulls one back

Hope we come back

Most likely.

We cant have 2 disasters like Demichelis and VanBuyten in defence

^^ Sharappp.

Na me suppose first ask.

@chickenshrimp, Mai brada, Kedu kodi, How mar-kate, Abeg you don see Obinna for markate today?

Sagamite:
OK let me give you a very possible real life scenario:

If a man that is a millionaire, and had to work real hard to make those millions (lets say worth £20m) which meant alot of travel and nights in the office doing deals, who's wife feels she is not getting a enough attention because he is hardly at home and then gets attention from a man down the road and starts cheating.

The wife is a housewife, so is not a millionaire, lets say her total asset £50K. Are you telling me that the courts will give half her assets to her husband when they divorce due to her cheating?

[flash=500,400]http://www.youtube.com/watch=/v/6vwNcNOTVzY&ob=av2e[/flash]

[flash=500,400]http://www.youtube.com/watch=/v/6vwNcNOTVzY&ob=av2e[/flash]

Ask your GF that if it was her own mom that met her in your house what would have happened.

She said her own parents were more relaxed about religion then why didnt she tell her own folks that she was camping at your house.

She couldn't tell her own mom but she expects your own mom to "understand"