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jennykadry: This is serious matter @Sisi and co. You's are the unmarried ones and I am pushed to do some video lessons on how to spot a maradona in bed in 5 minutes and post it online.

These men get away with a lot of things, not every single one of them walking on the streets know how to make that coc!!k-a-doo-doodle in between their legs rain.

Women should shine their eyes nowww and know that not all yekini on this earth is blessed with energy. Some have gone into permanent coma a.k.a brain sorry vein dead and are permanently locked up inside their boxers.

Check well Infact at first sight slap that iroko, if it does not respond to your slap by standing up with an angry agbero look on its face staring right back at ya with heart rate 120bpm, run run run cos you are in for some s3exless relationship.

Can you post some videos too?

Out of 18 Senatorial seats in the SWest, These PDP only have 1.

Yet we are supposed to believe their endorsements count for something

Dont worry they would win 1/18 of the votes casted in the SW for retardeen

Sincere 9gerian: Why then is Fashola afraid of conducting ordinary local council polls?
http://nationalmirroronline.net/new/lagos-lgs-gathering-storm-over-planned-tenure-elongation/
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/04/falana-declares-bill-on-tenure-elongation-for-council-bosses-illegal/

I didnt know Fashola was the one conducting Senatorial elections that the PDP couldnt win

Policewoman: Abeg make una no crucify me o! But i wan ask, "WHY IMO ALWAYS?" Emere unu ya eme?

Na division of labour

If you see drug trafficking related story you would notice its mainly Peter Obis state

Sincere 9gerian: ^^ Those were the yoruba heavy weights (plus or minus) that endorsed the president today

How many of these heavyweights could win elections in their Senatorial district

God punish those PDP members who were using Boko haram to kill people

God punish those who had to retire Azazi and eventually killed him

God punish those who bomb Abuja on October 1 and exonerated MEND

In summary God punish retardeen Jonathan and his gang of bombers

Of 4 Bayelsa state governors

2 have already visited the EFCC

2 are currently protected by immunity.

By 2015 when tenure end it would be 4 Bayelsa ex governors in EFCC cell

Of them all Retardeen Jonathan and his obese wife were the worst kleptomaniac

dayokanu: What was retardeen Jonathans track record as Deputy governor or Governor of bayelsa?

Maybe you can enlighten us

This is the 3rd time we are asking this question still no response

Patience has always been a thief

She was alleged to have stolen loads of money even when Retardeen was in Bayelsa govt

Isnt it absurd that the only thing you owe the parents who fed him solely for the first 20yrs of his life, Sent him to school and trained him to make that money is Gratitude

But the woman he met 5yrs ago, he owes half of his wealth to?

If the wife deserves half of his fortune due to her advice, Does she also deserve half of his jail term or why isnt Bernie Maddof wife sharing jail time with him.

Michael Jackson doctor, Conrad Murray, the money he makes from treating Jackson lets say 100m his wife deserves half, Does the wife also deserves half of the Jail term he is enjoying now.

If a man goes bankrupt and his assets are to be auctioned to pay creditors, Would they also auction those of the wife too, Including the car and jewelries she bought herself from her money while in the marriage.

Since the wealth they made positive and negative should be split equally?

The law is flawed and doesn't justify this woman stealing off her husband, its like a Saudi man saying its justified to behead a woman for not covering her head

Those who endorsed Jonathan ask them who is their Governor, Senator, House of rep, Chairman or even Councillor And whether those whom they endorsed won those elections.

Have these non entities managed to win elections on their street before endorsing Retardeen Jonathan

If Jonathan is retardded enough to believe people who cant win elections in their compound would win him South West then he deserves to be used in the laboratory for experiments

You have bigger problems than a neighbour calling you a single mom.

How do you feed yourself and the family when the man is away?

Have you involved his parents? Can you try and con him somehow to open a business for you

I believe its her dependence on him thats making her to endure the numerous beating. Even a goat cant endure that much

Which country did you have the kids? That should mean your children have a foreign passport

m.esther96:
lol....i neva mary sha bt wen d time comes my brideprice wl b $2million..no negotiation!

No problem. Dangote fit dey find 15th wife by then.

edoyad: wannabes alert

Wannabbe what? Who wannabee trophyless from winning treble?

m.esther96:
yam wey no fit contain my parents 4 a week

kids wey go cary his father's name

compare n contrast

No be wetin your parents ask for be that? If you go Honda place and they say Accord na 2million would you offer to pay 20m because you intend to use the car to generate 100m?

Ishilove: His money is my money, my money remains my money

Most women here are preaching that in Marriage everything becomes shared

So his money becomes your money and your money becomes his money

Fhemmmy: I so much love your post, but it is her money as well . . . But i agree with you on the fact that it is nice to know, cos of emergency . . . Imagine taking same wife to the hospital and you think you have money in your wallet cos you let money there, and only for the money needed to save her life has been "Taken" by her, yes you could go and get another, but there is only few seconds between life and death but if she has told you, you could have stop to take some cash on your way to the clinic to make sure all is well.

Or you enter Eatery order food well chop belleful time to pay Money don vanish.

Would anyone allow you to go to the ATM there? maybe they would ask you to drop your car as security before leaving.

Or come wash plates just because you have a thief at home

m.esther96:
oga ooo.if na dose useless prostitutes dey cal gfs,,dem no go talk ooo.

dts y we ladies shd try 2 b independent 2 sme extent,,,dnt depend on ur husband's wallet nt to talk of stealing!!!

dz is wat u gain in return afta dose beautiful gals n handsme boys u produced 4 im!!?

Didnt your parents collect yams and brideprice from him?

moreover were you forced to have those kids or you told him you are having those kids so you can get paid?

jennykadry: Never marry a male virgin, I have said it a million times. A female Virgin is alright, you can teach her and most times they are willing to learn. Teach a male virgin? Hell no, they gat too much pride to succumb to s3x lesson 101.

Even if you don't want to taste before marriage, please do some serious screening....

1. Check if he is circumcised.

2. Touch him down there and count how many secs it takes the iroko inbetween his legs to stand at attention waiting to sing Nigeria national anthem.

3. Run your right hand along the length of his shaft and look for veins that will pop out, the more veins with smug looks on their faces you find, the more sexually active that guy is, if you see an angry vein ready to pop out, please run. That thing must have been deprived of some tender loving care for so long.

I rest my case

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Thats why I always advocate a 6months cohabitation period just before marriage and Proper test driving before saying I do.

Shey una dey see wetin the "no sex till marriage" stuff dey cause now

Op, Buy Burantashi and spike his food

Spike his drink with Alomo

And be ready for warfare

logica: Lol. Dayo, it is an inconvenience, but it is not stealing. According to the law, you cannot steal from your spouse. What does that tell you? I don't know what it tells you, but what it tells me is, I should be very careful who I make my wife.

You know fuel bought is not returnable, and he might even get embarrased for trying to play a fast one.

So are you also free to pack your wifes jewelry and go sell it, your wife come home pack the TV and go sell, while you carry her car and go sell?

Richy.:
It is love. she was satisfying the fantasy she had or inherited from her parent or elderly sisters or cousins. of taking from her own husband. he might not like it now, but he will get used it one day. u should be proud that she owned something that a wife could take.

If this husband packs her gold and jewelries one day to go and sell is it also love since they are one and the same now?

For those justifying it, If the husband leaves home goes to buy fuel and checks his wallet to see the money isnt complete.

Would that also be part of love?

Taking what belongs to something else is stealing.

Ok Assuming the husband packs the wifes money and jewelries to go sell without her Knowledge can we also say thats showing love?

oshyno: First of all, they r all bunch of looters.all of dem. Some are just higher in d looting pedigree soo no offence if boko haram detonates dynamite there.

My point is it wasn't d smart thing s tinubu to hv walked out.It shows hw lilly livered and hot temper hez got.What I expected him to do is to laugh it off then tell Smart Adeyemi he will reply him sake for d occassion. Or better still wait till wen is d time for him to speak cuz as d leader of opposition he will definitely get that opportunity.There is a way to make ur accuser look stvpid and useless without causing a fight.daz being smart.Daz wat I expected him t do.

if Tinubu responds that way and Adeyemi feels insulted and continues in his diatribe and later someone sympathetic to Tinubu responds and it goes on and on.

Tinubu knew they were going for a wedding and not a political Jamboree and he respected that. Decorum is something Nigerians lack and its no surprise a lot of people think its no big deal Shouting PDP-Power and ACN-Justice at the naming ceremony of a 7 day old

First step to chasing Retardeen out of office

So whats delaying IBB from releasing whatever he has

Odenigbo Aroli: Let's keep tribalism and bigotry aside,Bayelsa is still very much a new state. They have had their ups and downs and are still going through some political maturity. I really believe the state will blossom with time. Caught 'em a slack.

Truth be told Bayelsa has been underperforming due to bad governors from Alams to retardeen to Sylva to Dickson.

They are 17yrs old already and they have been ruled mainly by their indigenes unlike a state like Imo, Ogun, Akwa Ibom . Whose first years were ruled Military Administrators from foreign states who doesnt care about it.

Three years time would make it twenty years since it was created

It's only 5 yrs younger than delta and 9 years younger than Akwaibom.

Of the young states it's significantly richer than others with allocation, 13% derivation and the NDDC projects plus some Multi Nationals community projects.

I heard Sylva/Alams tried a little but Jonathan was the worst governor. He didnt lay a single stone while he was governor
Dont know much about Dickson
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Baby mama drama

Those are the benefits that come with baby daddy, baby mama issues

You cant tell him not to go see his other child and definitely see his previous baby momma, Old flames might reignite.

Its always risky, Or ask him what he wants from the marriage with you.

Did you trap him into the marriage with a pregnancy?

WHo can show us the schools in bayelsa and the things Retardeen jonathan achieved while he was governor of bayelsa

0lumide: Any coincidence that Enahoro was also killed in the 1966 coup? Azikiwe,

When did this happen?