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Captain dilemma

Aguero at EHihad vs Arsenal, Suarez at White hart lane vs Spurs or Lukaku vs Fulham

Dont you see the pattern?

Soyinka talked about Shepopotamus abuse of power and later it was attack on Soyinkas personal wife

OBJ talked about retardeens corruption and it became talks about his sexual life

Im sure If mandela had criticized Jonathan thats when you would see thread of how Mandela is a terrorist and divorcee

coogar: that's a deliberate fall.
the tackle did not unbalance him. he ran another 3 paces before deciding to fall. biko, compare it to the other gifs you have shown.

suarez's 2 hands were on the floor as he turned & vidal kicked the turf accidentally. those were genuine falls. they weren't planned.

Suarez himself said he fell deliberately to win a penalty

"I was accused of falling inside the box in a match, and it’s true I did it that time, because we were drawing against Stoke at home and we needed anything to win it"

So how is Gilardinos a deliberate fall and Suarez not? So if Suarez hand were already on the floor why did he have to spring and smash himself on the turf again?

coogar: how can you as a spectator tell if a player has dived? do you know his threshold of pain?.

By the way how did you know Gilardinos was deliberate? Do you know his threshold of pain, Just repeating what you said earlier.

Kanwulia: Over to the 'single-molding-cargoes'!

Fine babe

According to coogar, this is also not a dive

https://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/20131213/4922544/gilardino-divve-o.gif

Diving cannot be preplanned. If a player runs into the box didnt get challenged and was able to roll the ball into the net so why would he bother diving?

No players runs into the box with the ball with plans of diving

Its only when the initial plan to score fails that they resort to the backup which is diving

Which player would have the ball and chance of scoring and just prefer to throw himself on the floor? its when he has lost the ball legitimately that he improvises

It was because OBJ slept with his daughter that made Jonathan corrupt

Or whats the point of this post

coogar: he did not confess to diving - he simply said he fell & was trying to milk the fall. suarez did not plan to fall immediately after the turn. you have eyes, watch the gif again & see for yourself. suarez lost balance by making that turn, you can see he was bent as he made that turn - that was not planned & it's not a dive.

In your own words, "He fell and he was trying to milk the fall to get a penalty"

Now what do you define diving as?

coogar: so pointing to the spot means he planned to kick the turf deliberately? .

Pointing to the spot means he was trying to win a penalty by the action

he simply lost balance - he did not dive. the sharp turn unbalanced him & he fell. i am sure you believe john terry dived when he missed a penalty in moscow against united

And you know he did not dive because?

When the man himself admitted to diving coogar the attorney claims he did not dive.

[size=14pt]I was accused of falling inside the box in a match, and it’s true I did it that time, because we were drawing against Stoke at home and we needed anything to win it.[/size] But after that everybody jumped out to talk – the Stoke coach,

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/liverpool/9807704/Liverpool-striker-Luis-Suarez-admits-to-Stoke-City-dive.html

So once again Mr coogar did Suarez dive?

coogar: the player in the first gif didn't dive - he kicked the turf instead of the ball. that's an accident. if he was booked for that then the referee is a fool.

he kicked the turf then why was he pointing to the penalty spot?

the second player had anticipated that tackle & tried to evade it & it unbalances him. these players are running at top speed, any little distraction can cause them to fall. do we not see sprinters fall @ the olympics - were they diving to get other sprinters sent off?

A sprinter has nothing to benefit from a fall, A footballer who tumbles in the box gains a penalty

How do you explain Suarez here

[img]http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/suarezgif.gif[/img]

coogar: how can you as a spectator tell if a player has dived? do you know his threshold of pain? do you know if the trip is enough to make him to lose balance? do we even know if he was anticipating the tackle & trying to evade the tackle made him lose balance & fall?

if i pretend to want to slap you & withdrew my hand at the last microsecond, would you not react? that's what most people see as diving. humans will respond to stimuli. if i am anticipating a contact & the tackle was withdrawn in the last second, that distraction is enough to distract me & make me lose balance. that's set in stone.

Do you think Vidal dived here ? or spectators dont have eyes to judge situations?

If we cant judge players threshold of pain should every fall in the box be a penalty?

https://i.imgur.com/0FRkqtq.gif

or the player below

https://assets.sbnation.com/assets/640773/325756517.gif

Can the country get worse?

Alams was granted presidential pardon

Bode george now declared never to have been corrupt

With this ruling, Can Bode now sue the govt for wrongful detention and make his own share of the national loot

Whats the lowest Retardeen govt can go to? any guesses?

An example below

zinnyy: Thanks Babymama for this great thread,
am actually going crazy bit by bit
my marriage is just 8 months old and am just not feeling it any longer
first of all, we didnt really court before marriage(no intimate meetings), although we've known each other for a year plus before marriage
after marriage, i found out that we are just so different
yes, he is all i wanted in a man, but our sex life is nothing to write home about
he was my first, but i know there is something about sex am missing
it's so bad now that i dont enjoy it any longer. he too is not a sex freak either
we can stay for a whole week without sex.
that one apart* i feel so not loved* he doesnt pet, cuddle and hardly call me pet names, when i try to tease him that he doesnt love me
he comes with this his favorite line* am not an emotional person i dont profess luv bt i act it* bla bla bla(still waiting for the action)
he complains a lot* your legs are like that of footballers, you should shave the hairs on your legs, so so person does it
i've always dated and wanted to marry a very fair lady and so on i cant write here
i asked him why he came to me since am not that fair
he said he didnt look at the physical, but the spiritual.

He is a good man though, but this was not what i bargained for.
still praying for a change.

https://assets.sbnation.com/assets/640773/325756517.gif

https://i53.tinypic.com/2lifle0.jpg

Or from the chairman

https://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs1/1326635_o.gif

https://i.imgur.com/0FRkqtq.gif

Most of these dives are in the box with only one aim and its definitely not to protect their legs

Make a little off it, In your own house you should be contributing to?

Maybe thats the mentality of eat and ruin that the man sensed in her that made him stingy

A man gives his wife money for shopping for groceries and she feels she needs to make a little out of it for her own personal purse

Soon he would count grains of rrice in the house to ensure you are not selling it to make "a little out of it"

Rhukie: Thanks for your swift response. She works and she contributes her quota to d best of her ability.

"he doesn't want you to make a little of it. All he gives is 7k and he say anything you need to buy u shud say bt wen u do d reply ll b 'I am broke'. Pls help a sister."

The above part of the statement needs some clarification, WHy does she need to make something for money for groceries? Isnt this a union or why is one trying to take advantage of the other?

WHen he drops 7k, How much does she contribute from her own pocket on top or does the man pay for groceries everytime?

PocketEconomist: I'm currently in Nigeria anyway, taking advantage of the almost free university education. I no get power for student loan isste, and my guardians over there were over burdened with mortgage bills and the rest, so i decided to come here to eat my cake and have it. (unilag) i will save all that money and go to a solid school for the second degree to compensate myself. Anyway that's by the way, as we speak, another man is about to make the same mistake again. He doesn't really know her but he wants to marry her. He's on his own sha. When i'm ready, my partner must be my friend, so we can understand each other. Thanks.

So in the next 10yrs this same man would now come and say his wife left him.

I think its very prevalent in the east though. Recently a 55yr old respiratory therapist went home to marry a Medical graduate from home. After some yrs he too would come and complain that his wife left him.

Most of them barely know these girls they just travel home on December 20 and by January 10 when they are back you see picture of "my wife" on their phone that they met at Xmas village gathering, Wedding next December when I go home again.

Its a game both of them know what they are looking for

Rhukie: Thank you Baby mama, CC and others that av contributed to dis educative thread. Although am single but I av learnt a lot. I av a question to ask. How can one handle a stingy spouse? Dis person make more dan a million in a month but he is very stingy. He is d one who buys food stuff and provision for the house and also buys pepper nd whatever condiment that will b used just because he doesn't want you to make a little of it. All he gives is 7k and he say anything you need to buy u shud say bt wen u do d reply ll b 'I am broke'. Pls help a sister.

Few questions, Do you work? Whats your financial contribution to the family

Why do you need to make money from small change off groceries?

If you are not earning an income, why are you not? and whats your plan to start making an income

An income gives you some confidence and I think on the long run would help you.

What does it do to your self esteem that you need to give a record of why you bought chewing gum, or bottle of pepsi?

@Pocket economist

^^ One thing, If you are in America, You must never bring a girl from home UNLESS you have been dating the girl before leaving Nigeria.

There are enough Nigerian parent born girls in America of all sizes that you can choose from

And now to your question, The issue is well documented and Honestly in most of these cases, the men are to blame.

The main reason for men going back home to bring wife is

1. They have huge inferiority complex and cant match exposed women. They think going back home gives them some advantages which include using their American citizen advantage to marry above their natural social/educational status

Surely these women would be obedient until they get exposed, get the empowerment and leave automatically.

E.g How do you expect a 40yr old cab driver who went home married a 21yr old student trained became a nurse to have a lasting marriage?

2. Most of these men want women they can control and boss around because of the initial advantage of the Green card, they achieve this control. But after a while these women too become wiser and learn that in America you have options

E.g you bring a girl from Nigeria and insist she serves you food on her knees, you treat her like they treat women in the 17th century, sooner she would learn there are alternative and leave.

Urine: Ever heard of Salimonu?

Yes I have. A thief that terrorized my town in the early 90's and was killed by a mob

armyofone: He said If the thing no fit stand now.
He does not want up fall up fall kin.

When you see what lies beneath some push up bras its like bathroom slippers.

Honestly I have been with a girl that after removing the chest padding what was left was a flat chest with thick black n1pples

The kind of boobby pikin would even reject and point at armyofone's knockerss

@Pocketeconomy,

Correct me if I am wrong, I think Ghanaian women culturally are expected to do more than the typical Nigerian females and are not afraid to lead.

I used to hear that in Ghana its a matriachal society. Is that correct? maybe thats why its easy for the wife to adjust.

I think the issue of stay at home dad also depends on the culture. It might be cool with African American, Europeans and Ghanaians but in heavily partriachal societies like Asians, Nigerians and even conservative white Americans Its something that would be frowned on

A typical Nigerian woman would not like that arrangement and as for me, Rather than be incomeless for life, I would rather change career to whatever sells, I have done it several times already. If na Enginnering sell I go enter, if na IT even if na medicine, I dont mind going back to school to fit in.

I can even move out of state to get an income or even take a lower job that would at least cater for me.

Its a sin for a man to be taking cream money from pocket money from his wife for the rest of his life

I saw this somewhere online

In 1991 Kaiserslautern wins on the 32nd matchday in Bremen and 21.000 Bremen fans celebrate the home defeat with 10.000 FCK fans. Before the match, 59 out of 60 Werder fans answered that they want Bremen to lose so that Bayern don't win the title.

Uli Hoeneß gave a comment: "This is the a dimension of Bayernhatred".

StarBoard: So we can say van Buyten is also better than any EPL defender as well, abi?

If you cant notice that Boateng was a fixture and a sure starter in the team that played 2 back to back CL while Van Buyten barely plays I wonder where you need to start from.

Is Vidics contribution to Man Utd winning the CL same as OShea?

StarBoard: Mumu.
Last seasons final table says it all.
This season is already a stroll. Dortmund cannot muster a challenge.
Bayern are the first champs of 2013/14 in Europe to be crowned when the season isn't half-way through.
Or are you with your dyslexia going to debate that one, deranged parrot.

Bayern is 4 points ahead and have won the title, what do we now say of the team thats 5 points ahead in the EPL or the team thats 3 points ahead in the Serie A or French league

We can then say since Arsenal is 5points ahead of rivals we can crown them EPL winners

Efemena_xy: Abeg, explain the bolded further...

Self explanatory na.. live together as couples for a whileand see what is hidden from everyone.

Not that after marriage you would discover that the guy snores, na paper tiger, or the girls boobs is small like groundnut hidden under padded bra. I even hear girls wear buttpads nowadays. Also the Efe test. Aka "missed p" at least once

Presbulg: Plastics everywhere
:|

Like elampiro

That dude probably gets his info from pool sheets also

Ola one: Boateng - Alago omo ogun igbala na (Salvation army timekeeper)

Arsenal agan agan ma ronu mo

Barren dont be miserable