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FamilyRe: Trending Babies Names In Your Local Language. by dayokanu(m): 7:10pm On Jan 24, 2013
Gudugudu-meje-yaaya-mefa shortened as Dume
FamilyRe: Trending Babies Names In Your Local Language. by dayokanu(m): 7:03pm On Jan 24, 2013
Esupofo shortened as Esu
HealthRe: Mouth Swab As A Method Of Testing For DNA ( Pls Its Urgent ) by dayokanu(m): 6:52pm On Jan 24, 2013
This is harsh oo.

I understand the mans feelings cos in our society maybe the below happened to the man for 20yrs
So maybe the man was made to believe he impregnated a woman for about 20yrs.
Potential women he tried to marry maybe rejected him because he already has a child.
His own family probably kicked him out or yabbed him for gettig a girl pregnant and now
Society tagged him as irresponsible youth for over 20yrs
20yrs later he finds out that he has suffered for over 2 decades for an offence he didnt commit.

How do you expect him to react.

OP, The results are usually correct. So accept fate

or one little thing, When was the last time you gave someone a bl00w job and the guy came in your mouth?
FamilyRe: Dear Mother's, What Do New Born Babies Eat When The Bré A St Milk Is Not Flowing by dayokanu(m): 6:38pm On Jan 24, 2013
Alomo bitters
PoliticsRe: 3-day Ultimatum To Abandoned Vehicles’ Owners In Lagos by dayokanu(m): 6:10pm On Jan 24, 2013
I wonder why anyone would have a problem with this law
ComputersRe: Is Norton Stereotyping Nigerians And Nigeria? (pics) by dayokanu(m): 6:06pm On Jan 24, 2013
wonlasewonimi: That's different...will you see Apple or motorola telling people in their adverts not to get China products or Glaxo informing us about colombian drug cartels in their adverts?

This is just plain abuse of corporate responsibilty!
The whole world associate pirated stuff with China, Even in Politics all those politicians would talk daily about how China make inferior goods.

This even made me remember Rap Remember JayZ lyrics, I met this Chinese chic, I had to leave her quick cos she kept bootlegging my shiiitt.

Is that not a stereotype that has stuck?

Even in Naija everyone would tag anything inferior as "China goods"
PoliticsRe: Remodelled Sam Mbakwe Airport , Owerri by dayokanu(m): 5:59pm On Jan 24, 2013
Abagworo: LMFAO. Thanks for talking on my behalf. I was only saying the truth and I'm from Imo State for that matter. I'm scared of landing on any Nigerian Airport outside Lagos, Abuja and Port Harcourt. If the runways at the Imo Airport are expanded and upgraded, it could raise my confidence and not just beautification.
So anyone who says anything against the govt must be from ACN and from a particular tribe

Thats the caliber of People who support Retardeen Jonathan as clueless as the president
FamilyRe: Divorce Settlement And Child-Support Be Introduced In Nigeria? by dayokanu(m): 5:58pm On Jan 24, 2013
jp philips: how are you sure that person friend of yours is not an armed robber, seriously, he sounds like a thief.
Only a thief hopes to gain from where he didnt sow.

The housewife that was staying at home, Would she also pay the husband for the free food she was eating, free shelter she was staying free cloths she was wearing etc?
PoliticsRe: “they Are An Appendage Of PDP And PDP Themselves” – CAN Fires Back At Catholic by dayokanu(m): 5:56pm On Jan 24, 2013
Whoever believed Oritsejafor was a man of God to start with
PoliticsRe: Advice Me On My Black Berry Curve Phone. by dayokanu(m): 3:57pm On Jan 24, 2013
Soak in cold water whenever its hot
PoliticsRe: Remodelled Sam Mbakwe Airport , Owerri by dayokanu(m): 3:44pm On Jan 24, 2013
thelastPope: Why do you ACN supporters always seek to ridicule other tribes, anything from other states, or anything from the FG? Is that your idea of opposition politics? You lot are very divisive and petty. It is really sad!
You must be a tool, When did Abagworo become ACN and which tribe is Abagworo trying to ridicule

Maybe you should explain that to us
FamilyRe: Warning To Mothers!!! by dayokanu(m): 3:41pm On Jan 24, 2013
^^ Because husbands only get errecctions when they see younger sister but ignore and maintain their sanity when they see other female in town

Ijele-igbo:
5. Never tempt your husband with your younger sister.

6. Avoid unnecessary familiarity and make sure you take care of your husband by yourself lest you lead her into temptation.
Take care you mean what? You should be at McDonalds and serve him when he wants the double whooper, you should e at the gas station to attend to him, you should be his secretary etc
FamilyRe: Women Only!!!! Women/mothers Let's Raise A Better Generation Of Men And Women by dayokanu(m): 3:36pm On Jan 24, 2013
Blazay

Hmmm we never see this year oo.
FamilyRe: Warning To Mothers!!! by dayokanu(m): 3:30pm On Jan 24, 2013
Ijele-igbo:
5. Never tempt your husband with your younger sister.
Explain this please
FamilyRe: Must Couples Sleep In The Same Room? by dayokanu(m): 3:27pm On Jan 24, 2013
Hmmmm Kongo would be affected by separate bedrooms
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by dayokanu(m): 3:18pm On Jan 24, 2013
Roland17: 7 DAYS TO GO....Yet no signings
Stop being ungrateful

Walcott signed some days ago. Diaby and Gervinho are coming back

roSICKy and Arseshavin are still hidden weapons

Y'all won handily yesterday 5-1.

So why do you need new signings?
EducationRe: What Was Your Nickname In School And Why? by dayokanu(m): 3:14pm On Jan 24, 2013
Mine was always related to football because I loved the game

Secondary school

OSCAR after Argentine player Oscar Ruggeri

University

INZAGHI after Filipo Inzaghi

Later Kanu after Kanu Nwankwo (Because Kanu resemble me)
PoliticsRe: The Permanent Post Biafra Trauma Blackmail By Kayode Ogundamisi by dayokanu(m): 2:46pm On Jan 24, 2013
yarodin: LOL it is only an Yoruba manu that will call a hard working, self sufficent individual a parasite. LOL common agbero dey call hin Oga parasite/squatter? Una jealousy never start.
We know those self sufficient hardworking individuals like those beheaded daily in Malaysia, those alaba pirates, fake drugs merchant etc
FamilyRe: What Is Marriage Called In Your Native Language? by dayokanu(m): 4:49am On Jan 24, 2013
k2039: [color=soyouquotedme]IGBEYAWO [/color]
Meaning: Test suffering out
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: What Is Your Opinion On The Hazard/ball Boy Incident? by dayokanu(m): 4:28am On Jan 24, 2013
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m):
BlueDiva: On Twitter several footballers agreed. Reading's Noel Hunt wrote: 'I kick the ball from under my niece like that and she starts laughing she's only 2!'.

Southampton's Luke Shaw added: 'He never kicked him! He went to get the ball as I'm sure any other person in that situation would do the same thing.'

Stoke's Robert Huth chipped in with: 'Ballboys staying down injured... They'll be elbowing players off the ball next.'

And Michael Owen commented: 'Not having Hazard tried to hurt him though. He just tried to toe poke it out of his grip.'


Apparently Hazard gets support.
Trust the FA to sanction him for not being a Brit.
[size=28pt]The Ball boy was unlucky it wasn't Torres - the kick would have missed him.[/size]

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PoliticsRe: How Will You Rate Jonathan's Interview With Amanpour? by dayokanu(m): 1:57am On Jan 24, 2013
ballabriggs: Mumu, mumu, mumu, another Apostle of President Jonadunce. North Sea and not Northern Nigeria.
It takes some level of cluelessness to be a fan of Retardeen Jonathan
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 12:55am On Jan 24, 2013
coogar: ba has made more crosses in 2 league games than hazard has done in the same time frame. strikers don't just score goals - they score because they are fed! without the service, every striker is useless. bale would beat his man on the touch line and cross to the box, same as lennon. valencia and young would do the same all night - why then are MAZACAR eternally useless at creating clear cut chances? are you going to blame torres for this one as well? when i said chelsea don't create enough for their standard - you went on screaming like a rhesus monkey......so what says thou?
Mata has 8 assists, Hazard has 6 assist Thats 14 assists in between them? Who are they assisting? Ghosts?

Was it not Mata who providing the through pass to Ramires before Sczezny brought him down? Yet they dont create chances, What it not Hazard who sent the pass for Bas second chelsea goal

Oh I get it they are racists they hate Torres white skin long nose and blond hair
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 12:46am On Jan 24, 2013
Ferguson: "Ball Boy is lucky, Hazard could have killed him."
Rogers:"We'll sign the kid, holds the ball longer than Jordan Henderson."
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 12:45am On Jan 24, 2013
coogar: because fernando torres has made more crosses than most wingers in the league -- and he's supposed to be a centre forward! that mata has scored more than torres vindicates my point. that should not be happening......i am yet to see oscar or hazard run towards the bye-line and deliver a sumptuous cross into the box.....all they want to do is come inside and fire blank shots at the goalkeeper and take the glory. torres is in a wrong team and any striker that joins chelsea would fail with MAZACAR. not even falcao can help the situation and this is why their CCC stats are lower for a top four side - cos the chances are rarely clear cut!
FernanDUD is making crosses because he doesnt know what his job on the field is.

Do you see Demba ba making those crosses? if at 28yrs and over a decade as a pro footballer he doesnt know what to do then who is to blame? Boko haram?

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