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[quote author=tpia@]Dayokanu

The Lord rebuke you.[/quote]Hey Tpia I missed you

How was your long weekend?

Can I spank you?

Happy birthday Ichiro.

How we dey wash am

slimyem: Much as I find this depiction galling...I also find it amusingly ridiculous.
I forgive you.

You have a sense of humor unlike your iyale (both of you married to born2fuck)

jidegirl12: Dayo..... Married men helping out? For what? Hehehe

That was what the OP proposed to help the single ladies to at least have kids

Which area you dey stay?

Make I introduce you to the women selling paraga and also whats your phone number I would get Sir Kay to contact you

He has the best weed in Lagos

Take Paraga and Igbo by the time you see your popsie you go chop knuckle, toast babe together and give am "DIGBE" like he is your friend

You want to help single women to have children and yet you want the men who were just HELPING OUT to pay for it.

Men don suffer ooo.

Imagine tpia come meet born2fuck dey beg am say she dey few yrs to menopause and eggs don almost calcify finish.

After 190 put mouth to beg born2fuck to agree

He did her and they gave birth to twins.

Later she come hold born2fuck to come pay for the kids she begged to have.

OP Is that what you want? To make men pay for helping women who are at the risk of being unmarried and childless?

I doubt you would have any man who would take up such offer.

The woman is made a mother and would no longer be ridiculed for being barren the man who already has his own family and was just "HELPING OUT" is now hounded and made to pay

WHAT DOES THE MAN GAIN FROM IT?

Its this same attitude that would make the number of such single ageing women increase down the years . Looking for who to rip off

Roland17: LET THE COUNTDOWN BEGIN...

10 Days to the end of the January transfer market yet no signings...

Didn't you just sign Walcott? Abi longthroat dey worry you ni

I don use my books reserve space for ekoile, aljharem, bluetooth, aigbofa, willywilly and osisi

Aji se bi Oyo laari

goal

So Nigeria still get National team

wesley8: I didn't ask for your house address. Just tell us what town the road is, the name of the road and the name of the contractor that's all I asked for, perharps you're too much of a coward to post the little information that might make the difference but you're content to subject an entire state to undeserved ridicule.

blink182: can you imagine?[size=18pt] It is sapele town.[/size]

What more do you want? His shoe size?

Olalekan 0: In case you didn't know,Fashola receives way more than 20B per month and while the south-southern states receives more allocation than Lagos,their IGR is lesser than Lagos,thus Lagos state eventually has more money than any oil producing state at the end of the month when they sum up all available funds

And have you bothered to compare the population of Lagos with that of the South-South states

coogar: None of us here believes sturridge is better than ba but the stats say it differently. is chelsea the fault or torres? numbers don't lie......strikers are shyte at chelsea but they excel elsewhere.

Actually Sturridges numbers in Chelsea are better than FernanDUDs

coogar: when torres runs, they blame him he makes headless chicken runs. when he doesn't they say he's finished and he has no pace. torres was absolutely magnificent today. he made good runs, worked the channel and he was the only threat left in the 2nd half when MAZACAR disappeared. MAZACAR have to be the laziest trio in the history of english league. pretty when in possession, useless without the ball.

How can a striker have a free 40yard run on goal and still fail to take a shot? Thats the stuff you expect from Dombraye and Ikedia

Demba Ba 3 starts 3 goals. Tells the who story

Torres 21 league starts 7 goals

coogar: torres doing what fools around here said he could not do. they said torres has no pace and yet he skinned a defender but szczesny read the situation perfectly and snuffed out the danger. demba ba on the other hand shot tamely with no goalie in the net.

That is tagged headless chicken run, The stuff you expect from Pius Ikedia not a 50m striker

Imagine running like he is aiming for a touchdown.

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Demba ba has scored 3 goals in 3 starts

Mata even has more goals

Torres is a wasteman 7 goals in 21 starts for Chelsea

coogar: that was a clear foul on torres - as analysed on match of the day! you really need to open your eyes when you watch this game. funny how you blame torres for losing the ball 50 yards away from chelsea goal and yet fail to see demba ba's horrible miss 7 yards from goal with only a defender to beat on the line.

Torres lack of strenght cost the team a cleansheet today.

You dont lose balls anyhow on the field. Torres is just too useless.

If it was Demba Ba who had those valuable 80min Torres spent pissing in the wind the game would have been over earlier

coogar: not a word about demba ba missing with a gaping net and one defender in his way? you people are useless and poor in spirit. ibime told us chelsea fans would continue to boo torres - hehe, torres got a standing ovation when he was subbed, even the owner applauded torres' effort on the day. against a quality side, ba disappeared - presented with a good chance with keeper out to buy cigarette, ba played a backpass to vermaelen!

Specifically he needs ORHEPTAL blood tonic and Ribena.

Let him tell us the chelsea player who lost the ball for Arsenals goal? the one who wasted opportunity upon chances

Someone already told us its a lie and that its Yoruba media that are trying to paint Ibo people as bad

Decryptor: [size=14pt]IN UNIZIK right? I just called someone who is a student of UNIZIK and he said nothing of a sort happened there. This false stories were fabricated by punch which we all know is a tabliod from the west in order to ridicule igbos. After cooking up a lies in their paper, they upload it on their site so that guillible and idle Yoruba nairalanders would bring it to NL for Yoruba bigots to rumage over like maggots on a cadaver and then bigots like dayokunu, ileke idi.ot, ghEkko-ile and the rest of them will begin their usual rantings against the ibos and when people like me react, the tribal mod like mukina will ban me for 1 week. Continue to ridicule the ibos while we make progress![/size]

https://www.nairaland.com/1168540/dead-bodies-found-floating-anambra/2#13918532

Since the bad belle people have fled let me encourage them a little by criticising

1- WHy is fashola wasting money on these project instead of hiring Tompolo, Dokubo etc to come and chop

2- Why is he building 10 stories and not 100 stories like his mates in ABia are doing

3- He cant even "empower" lagosians by appointing Special adviser on Kano affairs #Rochasthings

4- Instead of building useless structures tat dont affect peoples lifes why cant he use 10billion to demolish rocks at the airport #Uduaghantins

5- He cant even build an airport in every Local Govt like Retardeen promised in every state

6- Building Roads kwanu? The roads we have is more than enough Spend more money of feeding allowance

Lagosians prefer PDP we dont want all these useless projects we want Papa deceive Pikin

Gambrosia hmmmm

SO how did I meet you?

Another weak De Gea punch

Does the tough things gawks the easy ones

[quote author=Kay-Dee]Every goal counts, the so called "icing-on-the-cake, cherry goals" he scores are important for GD; and putting the game further out of reach for the opposition makes them play for damage limitation instead of fighting hard to rescue a point.[/quote]Walcott scored 11 in the last 15 games for Arsenal

Aachen 2 Bayern 5

A friendly game to help Aachen who were on the verge of bankruptcy

Later dem go say we are bullying others when na we dey help them

Verdict: Torres is the most useless striker alive

Party time


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbhTjFji5zs

Would the game still hold? Cos of this snow