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Politics › Re: GEJ To Boko Haram - I Will Not Resign by dayokanu(m): 3:59am On Aug 06, 2012
So retardeen don see him mates now wey dem dey exchange words
Sports › Re: Usain Bolt Wins Gold In Men's 100m At 2012 Olympics by dayokanu(m): 10:46pm On Aug 05, 2012
For a long time people thought no one would ever break Ben Johnsons cancelled time of 9.79 in Seoul as the fastest time by any human drugged or not

Nowadays I am sure Bolt can complete 5000m stroll in that time


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCh5QswxQ6k
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by dayokanu(op): 10:37pm On Aug 05, 2012
Schweinsteiger, Gomez, Alaba, Contento, Rafinha out injured in pre season already

https://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/junJh.gif
Sports › Re: Usain Bolt Wins Gold In Men's 100m At 2012 Olympics by dayokanu(m): 10:36pm On Aug 05, 2012
afam4eva: I wonder why Obikwelu didn't run this year.
Obikwelu at age 34 officially?
Sports › Re: Usain Bolt Wins Gold In Men's 100m At 2012 Olympics by dayokanu(m): 10:35pm On Aug 05, 2012
Sports › Re: Usain Bolt Wins Gold In Men's 100m At 2012 Olympics by dayokanu(m): 10:31pm On Aug 05, 2012
Oseni Bolt

I know this guy when he used to be a conductor in Ibadan

God works in a mysterious ways
Education › Re: Pictures Of Public Primary School In Delta State by dayokanu(m): 10:26pm On Aug 05, 2012
Na delta oo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by dayokanu(m): 10:25pm On Aug 05, 2012
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dayokanu(m): 10:07pm On Aug 05, 2012
LOL at Ashley young bashing here. Like you didnt know what you were getting yourself into.

e is a one trick pony, Cut it, and try to bend it

Almost like Robben only that he is slower and and lacks those short nimble dribbles
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dayokanu(m): 8:46am On Aug 05, 2012
afrodoc: and ur comparisons are unfair cos legends are legends in their own right,its nt d ballon d'or.
txiki beguiristain being a legend doesnt stop iniesta or xavi from being legends,dts nt how it works.some good players dont even become legends while some average players become legends.its not just about skill or on d field ability,but longevity,team success,rapport with the fans.these r d factors
I wont even call Txiki a Barca legend Just like I wont call Emilio Butragueno a Madrid legend. Those are just the ex players that are still involved in management. Its like O shea coming back to manage Man utd.
Not everyone can be a legend. My own definition of a Legend might be different from another person but I would rate achievement high in my criteria ahead of being loyal,

man Utd legends would be the likes of Charlton, Best, Keane, Cantona etc
Family › Re: Am Married Buh On D Verge Of Sleeping Wit My Ex by dayokanu(m): 8:36am On Aug 05, 2012
coogar: you don't arsefuck? be rest assured your wife would cheat on you at a point in your marriage. it became a fad amongst naija babes ever since kim kardashian got buttfucked by ray j!
Do you buttfuck? and how many Naija women would agree to be buttfucked. lets take a sample from this thread

Moreover buttfucking I heard bleeds and more exposure to diseases.

One girl once told me the rear would be the dish on the wedding night. cheesy
Sports › Re: Blessing Okagbare Places Last In 100m Finals by dayokanu(m): 8:34am On Aug 05, 2012
dasparrow: @Post

Blessing tried. Its not easy abeg. Besides, why are all the women black? White women no get legs to run? I guess not since many are too obese due to the high consumption of greasy fast food cool
I know in recent past some white women have done well in 100m sprint

Like Katrine Krabbe and irina Privalova of Russia
Family › Re: Am Married Buh On D Verge Of Sleeping Wit My Ex by dayokanu(m): 8:24am On Aug 05, 2012
jennykadry: @ Dayo
I remember a long time ago when I lied to one nairalander oziomatv that I was a professional in the emergent exit area, by gad that guy almost had a heart attack grin

Seriously though you asked a good question up there. Some men are not comfy going down on a woman whilst others are professionals. Are these not one of the things you make sure of before getting married? You don't have to necessarily engage in them but there are ways you to find out.

This op is a freak in bed and cannot tell me she did not taste her husband before marriage but you went ahead And married him. Admit it, these comparisons started when you met your ex.

Ps I'm mobile
Whereas some people think its normal to do rear entry. I encountered one girl that the first thing she presented was the rear. I told her I dont do that and she was almost looking offended am I from Shakespeare era?

She did it again another time and I told her its an abomination in Africa to do that. Just to have an excuse
Education › Re: Obafemi Owode LG Primary School In Abeokuta: Worst Primary School In Nigeria? by dayokanu(m): 8:12am On Aug 05, 2012
Education › Re: Obafemi Owode LG Primary School In Abeokuta: Worst Primary School In Nigeria? by dayokanu(m): 8:11am On Aug 05, 2012
Food › Re: When You See A Man In The Market: by dayokanu(m): 8:02am On Aug 05, 2012
In the Northern part of nigeria thats the norm, Its men that buy and sell in market and the women stay at home
Family › Re: Am Married Buh On D Verge Of Sleeping Wit My Ex by dayokanu(m):
In life there are some things that you would consider too bad and some would be OK with it.

Sometime back I was talking to a bunch of college kids in church like 18-22yrs and they told me almost every one in college smokes weed or have tried once. And they even told me smoking weed is considered more "cool" than most other vice. I was even trying to say that ciggarette might even be milder and they were like Cigarrete is bad, Weed is cool. In their class I was made to look like something that dropped from 1700

Imagine as bad as I thought I was, I was still being viewed as Old school

Those of you that are calling the man old school probably have some things that you cant do sexually

If your hubby comes tomorrow says Back entry (Anaal), Using his foot in your wetincall, whips, hair pulling, Bleep are the things he consider modern and new school, How many of you here calling this man old school would gladly comply?

Oya CC, Ronke, Omoge, Efe and OP be truthful. What would you say to this?
Education › Re: Black Africans vs African Americans In Academics by dayokanu(m): 7:42am On Aug 05, 2012
Hiss
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dayokanu(m): 6:15pm On Aug 04, 2012
afrodoc: thank God u mention PEAKING.Irwin joined d club half a dozen years before the guys u mentioned and peaked long before them.when irwin was winding down his career keano n neville were at their peak.
irwin's mates are those guys i mentioned cos they came at about d same time when fergie was clearing d club of d "old guard" dt he met at d club e.g paul mcgrath,norman whiteside e.t.c
anyway the argument is irwin is in d top 10 in terms of games played for united ever,at a time when United were dominant in England and he won lots of trophies so in my book he is a definite legend.i am sure all true United fans will agree,at least the club's official website agrees with me
Th caps for manure were earned at a time when Manure was mediocre and were local champions at best. AT that time, English league was not viewed as a top competition in Europe and their teams were always found out in the Champions league on a regular basis. I would pay more attention to those guys that ruled Europe or were more relevant in the scheme of things.

Like in the Barcelona context, I would give more reverence to guys Messi, Xavi and Iniesta over the likes of Aberlardo, Sergi, Guillermor Amor and Ivan De La Pena
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dayokanu(m): 6:02pm On Aug 04, 2012
chamotex: So the players I listed didn't do anything?
They just watched right?
Smh
There are key players and their are just team memebers

If you mention the all conquering Spanish side of 2008-20012 On paper it has Reina, Iniesta,Arbeloa, Xavi, Albiol, Casillas,

Which of these names would be remembered
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dayokanu(m): 5:53pm On Aug 04, 2012
afrodoc: calling stam,keane,may and neville same set as irwin and pallister is so so inaccurate!
keane and may were almost 6 years younger than irwin! is dt same set? is badstuber same set as schweinsteiger?
neville was 10years younger than irwin! same set? in which secondary school? grin jaap stam was SEVEN years younger!
by d time u saw irwin in d late 90s he was entering his mid thirties and of course wasnt d same player he once was.
P.S gary pallister is another legend! not the big belly pallister of his last couple of seasons but d tall,slender player of d early to mid 90s
Wont Messi be named together with Xavi in the great Barca team of the 2005-?? Both of them had their peak at about the same time despite a 7yr difference in age

While Kuffour wont be dissociated from Oliver Kahn in the Bayern Munich set up
Irwin traversed several generation he was prominent with the Pallister set as well as the Stam, Neville set

Would you dissociate Maldini from Baresi or Nesta despite the 8yr difference on both sides?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 5:38pm On Aug 04, 2012
lalaboi: 20mins and torres has only touched the ball 2wice. .
Its Drogba, Lampard, Sturridge, Ramires fault.

Everyone but Torres
Celebrities › Re: Davido Beats Up Taxi Driver Over Girlfriend by dayokanu(m): 5:35pm On Aug 04, 2012
Na wa for this Davido sef
Politics › Re: GEJ And Jamaican PM Dancing To 'Reggae Music' In Jamaica! (pics) by dayokanu(m): 4:44pm On Aug 04, 2012
Gonathan still managed to look Retardeed in almost all the pic
Politics › Re: GEJ's Racist Comment In Trinidad And Tobago by dayokanu(m): 4:35pm On Aug 04, 2012
So Trinidad and Tobago now know that the Nigerian President is a moronic Retardeen?
Politics › Re: Ogoniland Declares Independence!!! by dayokanu(m): 12:39am On Aug 04, 2012
kettykin: At least the Germans fought before the committed suicide unlike those who did not fight but allowed them selves to be captured imprisoned and killed like chickens
Give us examples of warlords leading an army that fled dressed like a woman while leaving the populace to die like fowls
Politics › Re: Lagos Banned Activities Of NURTW by dayokanu(m): 12:37am On Aug 04, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0Tt4f9c974

The PDP sponsored NURTW leader ELEWE OMO in the Oyo House impeaching an elected Governor
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dayokanu(m): 12:34am On Aug 04, 2012
Irwin better than Evra or G. Neville? Did you watch Irwin at all? he was a joke to most European wingers.

In His set Stam, (Keane), Neville were the respected Manure defenders others like David May, Dennis Irwin, Henning Berg, Ronny Johnsen, Gary Pallister were mainly just to fill the roster

Man Utds strenght in the late 90's was in their midfield
Politics › Re: Lagos Banned Activities Of NURTW by dayokanu(m): 12:18am On Aug 04, 2012
Pataki: Who is this malu? Your MEND brothers are being deported from Trinidad and Tobago as we speak, you are here attacking Yoruba culture while you lot continue to shame our country with a retardeen as president and jobless militants who continue to be a shame to the unity and progress of Nigeria.
He is not South South

He is from the tribe of drug traffickers who have bombarded malaysia, The tribe that eats human etc Clifford orji, Thats known for 419 e.g Anajemba and Nwude, Thats national record holder in ritual killing e.g Vincent Duru aka Otokoto, World leaders in Kidnapping e.g osisikankwu
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dayokanu(m): 12:10am On Aug 04, 2012
chamotex: Arguably our greatest left back
Dennis Irwin Is mostly remembered for bending down to get rimmed whenever Mehmet Scholl's came to town cheesy tongue

Evra would even rank higher than Dennis Irwin

Among Irish defenders, I would even rank Ian Harte higher than the freeloader Dennis Irwin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dayokanu(m): 12:08am On Aug 04, 2012
Anyone can win silverware as long as you are in the right team

How many Silverware did Gascoigne and Alan Shearer win compared to Wes Brown and Oshea etc

How many honours did Jose Caminero, Alfonso Perez and Luis Enrique win compared to Raul Bravo, Pedro Rodriquez And Francisco Pavon

Pepe Reina has won a world cup 2 Euros and 1 world cup barely doing nothing
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dayokanu(m): 11:36pm On Aug 03, 2012
chamotex: Who's watching the legends game vs Real Madrid?
Zidane still got that touch boy
------------------VDS---

---Martin--- Dubin---Johnsen---Irwin

---Sharpe---Fortune---Yorke---Blomqvist

-----------Cole---Sheringham


Memories smiley
Fortune, Irwin and Blomqvist are legends at Manure? I doubt if Fortune is even a legend in South Africa

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