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Can we sub in Jonathan, Tinubu, Bukari, Asari-Dokubo, IBB and Ojukwu

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[quote author=~Royal~]
Ahahahahah lmfao nah tha's that SeneGambian and Gold coast Blood ballin for us! lol

Lebron look like a Giant Ghana Man.[/quote]Durant defo is Nigerian

Referee come separate us.

We no dey fight again

I dey lafff

ronkebp: TAAA.!! WAHLAi zen baka nice mari!! abunde ka sani kena....dan iska!!

Ina so chinbaki nki

Pataki: Oh please, did 1025 hijack your password?

1025 is Debo's alter-ego

ronkebp: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!DAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! SO YOU DO THE LATTER FREELY?

Ki zo ki kalo a cikin daiki na.

Ki zo ki rungomeniii

ronkebp: my dear you really don't want to know....too raw. Or better still, use your imagination, what you think only Dayokanu can say.

Wetin raw h-inside? Mu-HE-HE

If Chin Gindi is raw what of Chi duri or Chi Tsuliya nko?

[quote author=Efemena_xy]@ Dayo and Ronke, wetin now?

Abeg make una speak the lingua franca here and interpret all those una parables, starting with this:

Ina so chin gindin ki [/quote]Ronke and armyofone

Over to you!!

As for me No be my mouth dem go hear say OBJ dey collabo him daughter in law

ronkebp: ....Agbaya!!! thatb is my olowo-ori you are talking about....i won't come kena!!! zai n nima another state to visit. I love the heat...would be swimming or soak myself in a jacuzzi....

Dont joke with texas heat. I even think its worse than Nigeria heat sef

All we are sayinggggggggggggggg...............................

ronkebp: only if you will vacate your apratment for me and my hubby, i don't go any where without him. what plans do you have in stock for us.

He would stay in the guest room while you stay in the master bedroom with the owner of the house.

I can even give him my car keys to go "Yawo Gantali" or to go and get "Arodan" from Downtown Dallas

Temperatures currently are over 100 daily so Fall might be better

Pataki: How does a cow think? The retardeen(zoologist) in you is truly enviable.

Werepe means devil's bean. Any further question, anumanu?

Are you paying mind to Wereleleyi?

A self confessed "were", Digbolugi, Asiwin ikeji aja. Omo irankiran

If you need translations I can help you

ronkebp: Actually was thinking about that, wanted to ask you couple of weeks ago, where i can visit there and have fun and nice hotels to lodge in, i just decieded to use google.

Hotel ke? I no gree ooo.

When I get apartment. Oya come crash with me, I just buy new bed after armyofone destroyed the other one with her huge Ikebe.

let me knw your schedule

ronkebp: because i understand and can read some hausa stuff...nasty boy!!!

Na only bad bad stuff you dey understand

meanwhile, Yo she ne za ki zu geri nna?

ronkebp: OMG!!!!OH NO!!! YOU DID NOT. you are so way-ward.

Wetin i do? Cant I help hauwa again?

If no be say you get belle for triplets I for offer to help you too.

BTW How did you understand what i wrote

armyofone: fresh from oversea, loaded pocket no mean loaded abuna, take note. that thing you used to enjoy might have been sapped during the course of his sojourn abroad.

shine your congo but you are playing with hellfire.
the guy will be very happy to help you relieve the stress downstairs.

you bold no be small

Can i help you shine yours too?

Mamagee I miss you.

Maybe the girl is a lesbian is she is trying to phock you.

[quote author=mama-gee][color=deeppink]I read some people saying on here about malaysian visa stating a death penalty if caught smuggling an illegal drug.

That tells you how serious the offence is taken in that country.

The question is why should a man commit an offence that will result in his own death? [/color][/quote]Mamagee,

Where have you been

I miss you

[quote author=Efemena_xy]I get it now! You're the tempting ex that's led the dim-witted girl astray [/quote]OP dont mind these women, They are jealous of you.

ronkebp: Come to think of it, it would be a time of serious "pleasure", hearts beating, silent moans and soft touches, tears stained faces, the moments of i wish this "could last forever".

This outweighs this

ronkebp: and the big moment of SIN!!!!!!!run and never look back, especially if you cannot control or hold yourself

OP, Do it already your husband would never find out

Send him to Jail after collecting the assets. Hope say no be the kain Sheraton Hotel jail but Kirikiri maximum

Do him already

Callotti: http://www.relavenue.com/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=1774&p=15821#p15821\

http://www.relavenue.com/index.php

No hiding at all. I am doing SUPER GOOOOOOOD!
Absolute peace and quiet!

Check me out here. . . I have connections.

Brand new outfit. No agberos.

Meet me there and we shall talk.

Later partner.

Calloti, Hallottiii I dey Sallootiiiii

I don dey find you tay tay. where you been go? These Okoro-Gbati people don tire me. I dey find your own ogbonge poohsie to nack.

I hear say one Edo woman Omo Iyamu get accident on the way to Colorado, Shey you sef hia the News?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2174184/Shun-Jones-Amanda-Omo-Iyamu-killed-changed-tyre-truck-Colorado.html

ifihearam: Please where did oga presido tell you that IBB is his father.

“Babangida is like a father to me, even in my days as a deputy governor and later as governor of Bayelsa State, I used to consult him. So when it came to the option that I might contest with him, I was very weak, but God knows why and God interpreted it and we never contested the primary,” Jonathan said

http://tribune.com.ng/index.php/news/18003-i-dreaded-contesting-against-ibb-jonathan

Hmmm

Another Ibo doing his country proud. if you dig well he would likely be from Anambra

Goodluck Jonathan School for the Mentally Retardeed.

Motto: If I can do it, You also can

Like Retardeen like his advisers

Cloth from the same fabric. All very corrupt

antitpiah: Maybe a super 8. Super 8 beats 5 star anyday anytime

PS: Who needs a five star restaurant when you can go here: www.backpage.com.

Motel 6 or those Paki owned shanties/hotels would do

Better still back of my 1991 Honda Allah in a deserted parking lot