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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by dayokanu(op): 3:06pm On Mar 29, 2011
According to O Jogo, Bayern are very close to sealing Coentrao's transfer from Benfica for €25m

http://www.ojogo.pt/27-88/artigo919350.asp
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by dayokanu(op): 3:05pm On Mar 29, 2011
Politics › Re: South West: Between Ribadu And Buhari by dayokanu(m): 3:02pm On Mar 29, 2011
seanet02:
God forbid me voting for Buhari, a day to the day i will vote for Buhari at the expense of Ribadu, God should simply called me towards heaven. Buhari may be incorruptible as Ribadu but what about his Humanitarian Record? And moreover, Somebody that jail Awo is not somebody i can vote for especially when the charges are trumped up ones. To hell with B?B! Ribadu all the way
Did Buhari jail Awolowo?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (A New Strength, A New Hope). by dayokanu(m): 2:59pm On Mar 29, 2011
Family › Re: Marriage Between Pentecostals And Catholics by dayokanu(m): 2:50pm On Mar 29, 2011
Becomes Cathecostal
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Drogba Vs Torres. Who's The Best? by dayokanu(m): 2:43pm On Mar 29, 2011
Introduction changed the game how?

Obviously thats a solidarity of Xavi behind a useless overrated striker, Just like players stand for one another

He brought juju or Good-luck Jonathan to the field?

Let his introduction keep changing games while Luiz a defender scores more than him
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Help! Am In Love With Inked Nerd by dayokanu(m): 4:26am On Mar 29, 2011
[quote author=BABE! link=topic=631772.msg8007395#msg8007395 date=1301368918]@Inky, littleNerd doesn't live in NY, but we coming there sha! grin Till then!

@dayokanu, I see you too![/quote]See-me-lale.

See-me-ninu-yara

See-me-lori-bed
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Help! Am In Love With Inked Nerd by dayokanu(m): 4:17am On Mar 29, 2011
Hmm

Babe, I see ya
Politics › Re: Nigeria history? can it be taught in school by dayokanu(m): 3:53am On Mar 29, 2011
Maybe they dont teach it in school because it brings back horrible memories and can instigate people.

Similar to how Americans dont talk much about Slave trade. I heard the movie "ROOTS" when shown on American TV a while back caused some furore
Romance › Re: Can Condoms Prevent "magun"? by dayokanu(m): 3:44am On Mar 29, 2011
Thats what it means trust me.

If the girl is on top, or you are ramming from behind or even wheelbarrow position

All these are magun-proof
Romance › Re: What Do U Call A Man That Wants To Date U And your Cousin? by dayokanu(m): 3:40am On Mar 29, 2011
You call him Dayokanu
Romance › Re: Can Condoms Prevent "magun"? by dayokanu(m): 3:29am On Mar 29, 2011
Magun means "Dont climb"

So when you do other styles aside climbing, you are not at risk
Family › Re: Your 1st Meeting With Your In-laws by dayokanu(m): 3:22am On Mar 29, 2011
^^ Mo jeri e.

I trust you. Who would allow them to sell you bad market for the next 40yrs
Romance › Re: Are African Men Marrying More White Women Because They Are Better In Bed?:vote by dayokanu(m): 3:20am On Mar 29, 2011
[quote author=tpiah! link=topic=632281.msg8007173#msg8007173 date=1301363683]this thread has gotten as boring as heck.

friedbooger where are you to provide some comic relief.

and where did you say you were from again?[/quote]Yeah I agree.

lets go to the room and heat up the sheets jare
Travel › Re: ) by dayokanu(m): 3:15am On Mar 29, 2011
Girls wont you fork me for freeeeeeeeee

[flash=700,600]http://www.youtube.com/watch=/v/pl_83JaVREU[/flash]
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Marry Me Tpiah by dayokanu(m): 3:10am On Mar 29, 2011
Hmm
Nairaland General › Re: Buzugee/Nairaland, So I Want To Talk About Living Abroad by dayokanu(m): 3:10am On Mar 29, 2011
Travel › Re: ) by dayokanu(m): 3:08am On Mar 29, 2011
Politics › Re: Gej Is A Joke by dayokanu(m): 2:33am On Mar 29, 2011
Didnt someone tell Obama to shove it?

SHove it in America means shove it in your a55.

Yet in Nigeria its a crime to call Odechukwu, Abdul-mumu, Ade-clueless, retardeen Jonathan his papa name?
Family › Re: Your 1st Meeting With Your In-laws by dayokanu(m): 2:28am On Mar 29, 2011
How can you honestly talk about sex when you dont put it to practise?

Whats vieved as an awesome performance by one would be seen as lousy by another.

Would you take someones word for things like sex, cooking, strenght, beauty etc without sampling for yourself?
Romance › Re: Are African Men Marrying More White Women Because They Are Better In Bed?:vote by dayokanu(m): 2:19am On Mar 29, 2011
[quote author=tpiah! link=topic=632281.msg8007058#msg8007058 date=1301361436]^^you really liked my analysis of your dream, henh. cheesy[/quote]Wet dreams?

Stranger? who gave you access to tpiah? Dont you know shes mine?
Family › Re: The Nonsense Called Divorce Settlement by dayokanu(m): 1:43am On Mar 29, 2011
How did you know?

Have you been infected before?
Family › Re: Your 1st Meeting With Your In-laws by dayokanu(m): 1:43am On Mar 29, 2011
TOH,

Dont mind them let them be deceiving themselves.

You better test drive what you are buying else na Love Machine go be your husband for the next 40-50yrs
Family › Re: My Husband's Confession by dayokanu(m): 1:03am On Mar 29, 2011
^^ Ewo ni epe?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Drogba Vs Torres. Who's The Best? by dayokanu(m): 12:52am On Mar 29, 2011
But Torres has been in such woeful form for Chelsea that his entrance beggared belief. And true enough, he had little to offer in the 45 minutes he was on.

He was slow, his touch was poor, he had no chemistry with his team-mates and despite placing himself in two excellent goalscoring positions, he failed to apply the finish. Did del Bosque really think that a lacklustre El Nino would come on and become the hero for an equally lacklustre Spanish attack?

http://www.goal.com/en/news/1717/editorial/2011/03/26/2411776/david-villa-may-have-broken-rauls-record-but-spain-need-more
Romance › Re: Are African Men Marrying More White Women Because They Are Better In Bed?:vote by dayokanu(m): 12:50am On Mar 29, 2011
[quote author=aloy/emeka link=topic=632281.msg8006649#msg8006649 date=1301354675]They don't like you mentioning that part of their faulty anatomy. DayoKanu is pregnant with twins and he will probably move in bed like a python that swallowed a small baby.[/quote]Most women love our Python sized ding dongs and dont like us rushing .

Funmi you can testify to all these
Romance › Re: Are African Men Marrying More White Women Because They Are Better In Bed?:vote by dayokanu(m): 11:32pm On Mar 28, 2011
[quote author=aloy/emeka link=topic=632281.msg8006343#msg8006343 date=1301350281]That's one of the advantages of hearsay and researches. Nigerian men typically have round/pot bellies, how do you think they can successfully navigate around the bed with such load severely attached to their posterior?[/quote]Maybe thats why other female of other Nationalities love us. The round pot belly might be the reason
Family › Re: The Nonsense Called Divorce Settlement by dayokanu(m): 11:01pm On Mar 28, 2011
ThiefOfHearts:
I hope they learn from you biolabee.
WHy cant I learn from you in practical terms?
Family › Re: Your 1st Meeting With Your In-laws by dayokanu(m): 10:59pm On Mar 28, 2011
Outstrip:
I totally agree with you. That is the one thing that I could never do. I never set that sort of thing for myself. I personally think it is a mistake. I know when I went to Nigeria my husbands oldest sister was a little pushy but I stood my ground. I don't like it when they feel like you should be tested. If you start that way then they know what to keep expecting from you. Even after I stood my ground with her she was cold at first but by the end of the night we were gisting. She's in her 60s and we talked until 2am in the morning. It was nice. Go figure. I did not even enter her kitchen. I had two kids with me and that was my focus. When the food was ready, I ate and then cleaned up after my kids and myself. As for doing his laundry (even with a washine machine) I feel somethings are better left till after the wedding eg [size=28pt]sex[/size], his laundry, accepting expensive gifts, his daily cooking etc. You have to remember that you are marrying each other so he is being tested by you just as much as he is testing you.
You are definitely joking about the part in bold.

Sex till after marriage? Say wetin happen?
Romance › Re: Are African Men Marrying More White Women Because They Are Better In Bed?:vote by dayokanu(m): 10:56pm On Mar 28, 2011
^^ How many of them have you done before?

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