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Family / Re: Young Mom Celebrates Her Cute Son With The Most Beautiful Black Skin (photos) by Dazzle86(f): 11:19am On May 23, 2018
cocoboss:
dumb ass, you just so dumb you fink evrybadi x gay....well f*ck you i prefer clean pussies
i aint just done with pussy yet...trust me ya sister x included tongue tongue tongue

Lol,exactly what a f.a.g.g.ot would say. Pele, that must be one lonely closet you are in. grin
Family / Re: Young Mom Celebrates Her Cute Son With The Most Beautiful Black Skin (photos) by Dazzle86(f): 11:00am On May 23, 2018
cocoboss:
well i couldn't think of a more sick person than you,
use the nearest psychiatrist home- foo foo lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Lol,I understand perfectly well while you would make such a comment. You are probably a gay and pedophile at the same time. Dumb pervert. Mind numbing slowpoke.
Family / Re: Young Mom Celebrates Her Cute Son With The Most Beautiful Black Skin (photos) by Dazzle86(f): 10:21am On May 23, 2018
cocoboss:
madam carry ya young blood comot for here o, before our girls go start use em pic masturbate!!!!
The Only damn tin they gwed at# QuickMasturbation grin grin grin
You are sick. You must be a pedophile.

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Family / Re: Young Mom Celebrates Her Cute Son With The Most Beautiful Black Skin (photos) by Dazzle86(f): 10:19am On May 23, 2018
He is soo cute. I just love babies. Little angels.

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Health / Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by Dazzle86(f): 10:15am On May 23, 2018
Hello mamas ,please mamas in Benin,I went for 9 month immunization at saint Philomena hospital today. The next one is for 12months and they said for MMR and chicken pox is 18k per dose. Does anyone have any idea how much ubth charges for it, do I know how to plan towards it.

Cc soonest and all Benin mamas.
Health / Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by Dazzle86(f): 10:05am On May 23, 2018
Happychildlove:
Good evening mothers, pls is it safe for a breastfeeding mother to take this?

I don't think taking a supplement should affect you breastfeeding your baby.
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Reacts To IGP Ibrahim Idris' Speech Blunder With (See Tweets) by Dazzle86(f): 9:15am On May 17, 2018
tiwiex:

How else shout I HAD CONSTRUCT it? Are you really saying these things or you are playing with us here. In your defense Mr. IGP, I say you are playing with us.
He isn't playing us,he is really saying them.
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Reacts To IGP Ibrahim Idris' Speech Blunder With (See Tweets) by Dazzle86(f): 9:13am On May 17, 2018
Sirjamo:
I challenge you to post the pictures of all your English test at school, and I will also post mine.
How else should I had construct it? What did Reno tweeting? you are a big fool.
Olodo oshi. "Tweeting" grin chai

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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Reacts To IGP Ibrahim Idris' Speech Blunder With (See Tweets) by Dazzle86(f): 9:09am On May 17, 2018
Sirjamo:
What did Reno tweeted when a certain wife of a PhD holder addressed a group of women as "My fellow Widows"
grin,its "tweet" not" tweeted"

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Celebrities / Re: Juliet Ibrahim And Teddy A's Photo: Fans React "Iceberg Out, Teddy A In" by Dazzle86(f): 9:13pm On May 16, 2018
Whizdorm001:
Na their work......... Jumping from one dick to another.
You seem jealous. Do you wish yours was one of them?
Health / Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by Dazzle86(f): 11:02am On Apr 17, 2018
soonest:


Immunization is done every working day at GPC in UBTH as from 8am after a little health talk. The routine ones are free but if you want the unconventional ones like chicken pox own, rotavirus etc you will pay.
If ubth is far for you, you can use st philomena or any health centre closest to you.

Thank you ma,she has already taken rotavirus ,i ubth is close to me.its the 9 months immunization for measles and yellow fever,. Are those routine or unconventional.
Health / Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by Dazzle86(f): 10:21am On Apr 16, 2018
Hello mums. I recently relocated to Benin.would like to know where immunization is done. I was doing it at uch before. Mamas who use ubth please where exactly do they do it,how much is the cost and how stressful is it. Am contemplating either ubth or saint philomena. My baby is 8 months now due for immunization next month. We have our UCH card.

Cc all Benin mamas.
Education / Re: "OAU Professor, Richard Akindele, Also Asked Me For Sex" - Graduate In Ireland by Dazzle86(f): 10:12pm On Apr 11, 2018
The #metoo movement
Family / Re: I Need Ideas On How To Reconcile With My Wife. by Dazzle86(f): 8:21pm On Apr 10, 2018
doreto:
We are presently separated for 4 months with no contact/communication.The separation was not related to trust issues,but miscommunication,insults and the likes,no violence.

While I am in a great place emotionally,I want to attempt to reconcile our relationship.

I need ideas.Is it possible? If it is,has any one here seen a case of reconciliation after a deep marital separation? Please share with me.

Thanks.
First both parties have to want to come together. This does not concern family. Families may never reconcile but you have to take a bold step. Put ego aside. Its possible, speaking from personal experience.

Communicate with her,let her know you want your relationship back. If you dont ,years later you will always wonder if you did the right thing by just walking away.
Politics / Re: 2019: I'll Support Buhari’s Re-election Bid - Pastor Tunde Bakare by Dazzle86(f): 8:11pm On Apr 10, 2018
I don't trust this man. Maybe he is Hoping to be osibanjo's replacement if he decides olnot to run with bubu
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Rocks Her Engagement Ring; Trailed By Pregnancy Rumors by Dazzle86(f): 8:55pm On Apr 08, 2018
DrHighchief:
Wetin concern una for Linda matter....Make una no face una business..make una dey tatafo for Linda matter...
You are right,but is she not the queen of tatafo
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson Steps Out With Her Children (Photos) by Dazzle86(f): 8:32pm On Apr 08, 2018
SerialAlpha:
Is it my children she's supposed to step out with ?
Lmao. I guess so,that's why it's news.
Celebrities / Re: Jay Z Revealed What He Did When He Realised His Mother Is A Lesbian by Dazzle86(f): 8:49am On Apr 06, 2018
sidnen:

Wait..... What? shocked shocked
A guy telling us how sweet a joystick is.

Just come out already, nobody cares. cheesy
Heehee
Celebrities / Re: Jay Z Revealed What He Did When He Realised His Mother Is A Lesbian by Dazzle86(f): 8:45am On Apr 06, 2018
PigMeat:
Ffuck gay-z.
FFuck with your soul like ether.
Teach you the king you know you.
God's son across the belly
(Lose) I prove you lost already.
Sounds like you are angry he is a better rapper.
Celebrities / Re: Davido Gives His Daughter, Hailey Adeleke, Money To Stop New Biting Habit by Dazzle86(f): 3:17pm On Mar 31, 2018
bigcee:

You wey don grow up, how much dey ur acct?
Must it always boil down to this?
Celebrities / Re: Davido Gives His Daughter, Hailey Adeleke, Money To Stop New Biting Habit by Dazzle86(f): 3:16pm On Mar 31, 2018
YorubaAssasin:


N133.50 So what? I no dey beg anybody for food na.. abi, I carry my plastic plate come knock for ur door to borrow garri ni? undecided

You know my guy... Make thunder fire you already. angry Na me you dey use style take abuse. Dem dem don swear for you ni? Sango follow you drink garri. angry
I don't understand must everything boil down to how much is in your account. As long as you have money in your account you can do anything and people will applaud.

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Health / Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Dazzle86(f): 3:38pm On Mar 17, 2018
dbeauty:
Good afternoon Mamas.

I beg I need your help o. Before my myomectomy I had a very excruciating lower back pain. It sometimes start from my back, grips my pelvic bone and my waist and then radiates to my spine and then my right leg. It Paralyses all other activities once it starts. One doctor said it was the fibdroid then, so naturally I assumed it should stop once I took them out but I still experience the pain o after the surgery..If I press my tummy in I feel excruciating pain at my back.

I have done all kinds of tests to check for infection. Did TVS and pelvic scan but they didn't pick anything.
I don't know what else to do. It's so bad that I wouldnt be able to move for hours..

Pls, anyone with an idea of what this could be should help me. This pain is too much. Pls make una help me.

Cc: Ekashiloh, LuckyG1, Happy Mummy,
4realwoman, RoseeyO . Liliesbud12
MummyJJ
Dazzle86
pweetymi
thehomemaker
..And all other mamas.. abeg make una chook mouth..this pain is getting too much for me.
Thanks and God bless you all with your heart's desires.

My dear I never experienced such. Since you still do it's obvious the fibroids were not the cause. Like the other mama suggested, please you need to get a different opinion. Doh

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Health / Re: Woman Gives Birth To 'Strange' Baby In Aba, Abia State (Graphic Photos) by Dazzle86(f): 4:01pm On Mar 15, 2018
purem:



What's ya problem biitch

Why so much anger and frustration

Am I the guy that fvck you and ran away with your money

Please don't get angry with me anymore cuz am not responsible for your handicap tongue


Lmao good one. grin
Health / Re: Woman Gives Birth To 'Strange' Baby In Aba, Abia State (Graphic Photos) by Dazzle86(f): 2:41pm On Mar 11, 2018
purem:


What may make you go Insane

Mumu olodo

Common English she cannot read
Idiot,so deformity means the baby is a product of beastiality. I.m.b.e.c.i.l.e, you would know,since you practice it with the hegoat that roams your street.
Health / Re: Woman Gives Birth To 'Strange' Baby In Aba, Abia State (Graphic Photos) by Dazzle86(f): 6:18am On Mar 11, 2018
purem:
And God created man in his own image


But man decided to go against the law of nature by sleeping with animals resulting to an image that shocks even God himself on his high throne


What is this one saying
TV/Movies / Re: #BBNaija: Alex Had An Abortion At 16 In SS3. Sandra Asogwa Confesses by Dazzle86(f): 9:01am On Feb 06, 2018
He who is without sin should cast the first stone. If she is comfortable enough yo share her past with the world you people should leave her alone.
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Dazzle86(f): 3:04am On Jan 23, 2018
curvilicious:


Back!

Ad she said 6cm i felt she was joking(i dnt know why i felt she was joking but it wasnt a joke!
Then they asked me to lie on my left. I turned left oooooo but couldnt bear it again then i got up nd said nurse why must it be left nd not right? She didnt answer. As d contractions began again i started screaming: i want to face right o nurse right plz nurse lemme face right, i beg u nursebjust allow me face right small even if na 2minis. D nurse now started explaining jargons couldnt comprehend. Later my mind just reminded me i wasnt in chains na so i change position to right. When contractions came again i turned to nurse nd said nurse dont be offended plz i want to go back to left. I turned again. The third time i told the nurse say nurse Kalu i cant beg again o i want to face up. She was jus looking at me. After like one hour she left to rest her head. I was alone. I just jump down from bed lije wrestler, went to the ward. I met one oda nurse there, i tapped her nd said madam plz pray for me, am dieing. She was shocked nd escorted me back to d labour ward. She prayed after sometime she slept off na so i waka go meet nurse Kalu nd started to quarrel with her abt me being alone in labour ward. Na so anoda contraction come. I didnt know when i entered akanchawa nd started to sing it. They took me back to the labour ward. Anoda 2minis contractions came again i enter Yoruba songs. As the labour proceeded i started shouting waiyo allah waiyo allah. The nurses were confused larer i entered my dialect nd started asking God to help me. Then one of the nurses now said ehen thats how u shld do be calling Jesus. I entered anoda round of shouting this time it was yeparipa oluwami o

They had to administer ox.y.to.xin as they fixed d canula immediately i aensed what they wanted to do i opted to use the toilet. I went n nd locked the toilet door they started begging me to come out. They had to goan bring dh to coman help dem beg me. After a while i came without the canula. They had to fix a new one nd boom they started d drip dat was how the madness increased. I started shouting my fada nd moda to no avail i superfly from the bed to the ground nd said i needed space i wanted to run. The nurse was like run as how? I said i have strength i want to run intothe bush plz allow me. As i turn see dh na so i use force turn hold his shirt nd started tearing it and was saying look at what u cosd if i were single this wont happen. The man just stood there begging me to cooperate. I turnwd to nurse Kalu nd said plz hold me, am in pains who asked to agree? Na so i start to dey break d nurse finger with all my strength. I left her nd faced bedspread na so i shout i want to tear something i just hold d bedspread tear an into two. Again as d drip progressed i started saying sojo(army doc) plz help me. D doc said cooperare so we can help u na so i spark o because am in ur hospital, ordinary yeye soldier is trearing me anyhow. You are wicked. Officer you are wicked o. Just to help me officer. D officer now said anoda six months now u will start antenatal again na so i vex look her wt terrible bad eye.
I shout sotae their oga came to check what was happening nd said oh na born she dey born.

I curse them, fight them, warn them, beg them, do all sorts of things till finally, i had the urge to poo. I told the nurse she said poo there. I said no ooo no plz i cant poo in u pple's presence. My butt loss value because i kept slapping it once contractions come. I told dh stop rubbing my back rub my butt. D man jejely carey hand dey rub my frosh butt but wt fear for him eyes until i said stop! I dont want again just go, goooo oga get out of here now!

Then she put her hand nd said ur see babys head once u get d urge to poo plz push na so puuuuuuush kpaka nothing. The officer provoke for me saying since you have been wasting ur energy shouting now you are proving lazy. I go so slap ur butt if u no push. Do u want to injure ur child? As the urge came again i puuuuuush nothing dat was how they brought out a scissors like equipment as i pushed again i heard & felt cut chakam! There the head came out i pushed the last nd the remaining body came out @ 5:05am weighing 3.5kg with a loud cry nd hand struggling to enter mouth.

They took him and we continued with placenta which came out after sometime looking very large according to the nurses. They now started saying you sure say na only one baby?
They stitched the scissor cut nd the cervix tear.
After all said nd done i just got up like i did during labour nd was forming going to maternity ward where i just became blank and fell on the floor nd fainted abi na pass out(i fear o) they rushed me back and administered drip which lasted for about two hours.
I saw my John all looking so handsome and ingredient. Then i said to myself: congratulations you are now a mommy

Only for one of the nurses to coman be asking me, madam abeg what tribe exactly are you? She asked me during labour i told i forgot as my brain was filled with pains

I apologised to each and every nurse present and dh gave them moni to share among themselves with preferencial treatment to nurse Kalu.

My appreciation goes to all mamas Atc, preggy, waddlers, newmoms, oldmoms, grandmas etc. Preggy threaders una do well

I came, I saw, I conquered

Congratulations, I am so happy for you.

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Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/Federal Skilled Workers Program-Connect Here Part 3 by Dazzle86(f): 11:01am On Jan 21, 2018
sleekchic:


Hello, welcome to the thread.

To answer your question it is never advisable to lie about your marital status, if you are caught, you could be banned for 5 years for misrepresentation. Best thing is to apply as a couple. It's harder to 'send' for your spouse later. You can read the thread from page 0 to familiarize yourself with the whole process. All the best.
Thank you very much ma'am.
Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/Federal Skilled Workers Program-Connect Here Part 3 by Dazzle86(f): 8:41am On Jan 21, 2018
Canadianfly:


This is wrong. One, she can't use what she has as it is not a PCC. It's a criminal record/background check that some jobs require in the UK. Those are CRBs not PCCs.
Two, she can't add someone she's not married to as a dependent. Her best bet is start the process as a singleton, get ITA and AOR, then marry the bros and add him on your application. You'll have to show POF for two, his Medicals and PCCs of countries where necessary.

Cc: Dame91


Hello everyone. I am new here. I have a question to ask. Is it better to apply as a single person even though one is married and then send for the person's spouse later? Is there any implication?
Family / Re: I Am Not The Father Of My 3-Year-Old 'Son' - Nigerian Man Cries Out (Photos) by Dazzle86(f): 11:38am On Jan 05, 2018
BendTheKnee:
These how's ain't loyal
"How's" shocked
Health / Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by Dazzle86(f): 2:13pm On Jan 01, 2018
Mzleemah:
happy new year dearie, how are you and yours?

Lol former edd mate. We are good o. How is your little prince.

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Health / Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by Dazzle86(f): 9:48pm On Dec 31, 2017
Howdy fellow mommas happy new year.[color=#000099][/color] grin

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