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turmacs:
Bunch of dumb fu*ks...
If Christianity was invented in the 21st century, instead of Bible to say something like "Elijah was taken away by angels in chariots of fire and golden swords", You go dey hear something like "elijah was taken away by angels in their flaming Lamborghini Urus and Their Golden Ak47's"......
Angels no go dey carry sword, Na gun
Angels no go dey use horses, Na cars
Angels no go get wings, Na jet packs

I don’t know the adjective to qualify that level of dumbness and stupidity.
At least if you claim you want to give your eternity and soul to something, doing just one week research to find out the origin of that thing is not bad. A whole soul and eternity ooo

May my generation not be this dumb

Toks2008:
The reason I gave my life to Christ is that it is the only sensible thing to do with an everlasting reward; Every other thing is a façade and a chase after the wind.(Ecclesiastes 1:14).

Now let's look at it together...

life is indeed very short . With GOD, a thousand years on earth is like 1 day (2 Peter 3:8 ).This means even if you are fortunate to live 100 years on earth in great wealth and grandeur you have only lived for just 2 hrs 40mins in the eyes of GOD.

Now here is where it gets even more interesting...

Life is so fragile and hangs by a very weak Silken thread and it can snap at anytime when you least expect and the moment you die you lose everything you have sweated all your life to get except your salvation.

The world will not stand still when you die...Your spouse or lover will move on with another person faster than you can ever imagine, your family members may grieve your loss for a short time but will move on. Your wealth and all you have laboured for all your flimsy years on earth will be controlled by another person and your friends and even enemies who wished you dead will only take few seconds to write R.I.P and that is where it ends.

That Job or position that you so much cherish will be given to another person immediately and the beautiful body we nurture and cherish so much will become nice meal for maggots.

But one thing that remains forever is your Soul and the only way you can save your soul for eternity is to give your life to JESUS CHRIST this very moment when you still can cos the moment you close your eyes to say good bye to this world, you will never have the opportunity ever again and the best part is that accepting Jesus as your lord and saviour is easier than you can ever imagine ...it is the easiest thing anybody can ever do.

The Bible says in the book of Romans 10:9 ''if you confess with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,” and believe in your heart that God raised Him from the dead, you will be saved''

And OH YES it is that easy so no matter where you reside on the surface of the earth, just read the words below out and you will automatically be saved.

''Dear Lord Jesus, I know that I am a sinner, and I ask for Your forgiveness. I believe You died for my sins and rose from the dead. I turn from my sins and invite You to come into my heart and life. I want to trust and follow You as my Lord and Saviour, thank you for saving me''.

If you read those words out then you have done exactly what Romans 10 vs 9 instructed hence your name is now written in the book of life and your Soul is forever secured in Christ Jesus.

Congratulations.

Africans are the bottom of the food chain.
The only country in Africa that wasn’t colonized was Ethiopia because they rejected the scam called Christianity in the early centuries.
Just imagine if the whole of africa had United and fought against the missionaries and Arabs, by now, we would be far better off than where we are.

But Africans are just too dumb and empty headed. Op, you are don’t have much senses. Before you accept something, why don’t you do a research and find out how that thing started.

Have you done a research to find out the origin of Christianity, how did that religion start? How was the Bible written?

I can bet that before you complete 50% of your research, you would have dump that Bible and religion and realized that religion was man made and very ridiculous.

Please teach your children not to be stupid and unintelligent. Let them ask questions. Being curious is not being evil, it is not challenging God, it is you trying to find out the truth. Pick up that Bible and start verifying all the stories and ask yourself if this things truly happened as said.
Ask yourself what is the true aim of the bible. So white man that came to enslave you loves you so much and taught you Bible but didn’t teach you science but only came to colonize your land.

You people’s dumbness, dull brains and stupidity is enough to make you hated

Oluromantic:
Lol no matter how woman worse reach, man go toast her, sleep with her. But cojoined males no fit get the same privilege. All girls will run from him. Girls no really sabi endure deep situations

My own point is, this kind of beings shouldn't be allowed to live. If they're inseparable like Ben Carson did, they should either be aborted or given euthanasia. It must be as a result of incomplete splitting of fertilized egg cells. How can two people share same intestine, private part and anus

In many ancient cultures, any child looking sick, unfit or deformed would be killed at birth. It may be harsh but it saves everyone the stress and agony

donbenie:
Life is full of risks..
Even single men without women still ends up dead..
Europeans brought Christianity and their morals and forced it down your throat..
The traditional African home was polygamous and your so called Christian homes of today,is neither happier nor does the marriage last better..
You can't cheat nature,you can devise whichever means you like,to control man..
His natural tendencies would still shine forth..
It is what it is..

Oyinbo system is worse, an African man will marry like 3 women and all of them live together.
Oyinbo came and said that’s bad and offer you one man one woman with option of divorce. Now men marry and divorce as many times as they can. You see a man that have been married like 4 times, with the kids from different women living under different homes all causing confusion and loss of identity.
Which is worse? Polygamy or divorce?

PreetyAngel4U:
Yes, in other words, (some) men are like animals in the animal kingdom. I wonder why women are not being impregnated by their male children like animals.

Im sure u got my points, and there are many males in the animal kingdom that won’t mate their offsprings

PreetyAngel4U:
Why wouldn't you date a married woman as a married man? What now makes you feel that it is okay for another woman to be dating a married man?

Because we are men

And it is a simple law of nature. Nature made it that way for one man to own as many females as he is capable of. But humans laws only restricting this simple law of nature

Look at national geo, you see male dominating a territory and own all the females in that territory, for another male to enter its territory is war, fight to death. It is made that way for survival of a specie.

For a specie to ensure continuity, it needs just few males but numerous females. One male can mate as many females as possible but one female cannot mate all the males in a kingdom.

Let me ask you, if the world were to end and we need to keep the human race running. And the space ship will take only a few humans away to start a new world.
Your task is to select new people to continue the black race to survive. You are to make your choice from this two options;
Option 1. 20 males and 1 female
Option 2. 1 male and 20 females

Which option will u choose to ensure continuity of the black race?

Of course, option 2 has more chances of faster reproduction and survival.

Even if all the 20 males mate the 1 female in her life time, she may not birth more than 5 to 10 offspring’s

But the 1 fertile male can impregnate the 20 females and each of them birth average of 5 each

PreetyAngel4U:
How would you ensure that they do not contract STDs after you have confirmed? You will tie them down or use CCTV to monitor their movements? Them too, they don't want to get married and have people who they don't use protection with?

Protection is the surest way, We can’t have it all in life. I won’t sleep with anybody’s wife neither will I force any woman, nor take advantage of any woman. For example, sex for job or sex for grade is a non no. Doing that has a cosmic negative energy.
But there will always be ladies that just like you as much as you like them and will get wet for you. If a lady is ready to go out with me out of her free will and she isn’t married, and I find her attractive, what’s bad in exploring her land of pleasures and enjoy the heavens she has to offer on earth?

Black dick don cause confusion

PreetyAngel4U:
And you bring infections inside the home. Then what was done in secret becomes open. The kids find out eventually, and you loose the respect. Then you die alone with your plenty money.

You people can never think beyond the pleasure abi? Reality will help you.

Pleasure is part of life my dear.

You think that’s not what many men do? Even your pastors do same.
The body of a woman is heaven to the eyes and pleasure to the body, that’s why sex sells.
You play the game well, use protections and ensure the girls you fvk are std free.

Regional government may be the best for Nigeria, set up the regions to compete against each other

greatopec:
Good day Nairalanders
I will be 40 on Oct 19 this year and I am scared the kind of life I have always desired may not be
achievable. Let me list these things that worries me so that you can probably advise me or assist me in achieving any of them.
1) By 40 I had wished I will be living in my house with cars in my garage
Current situation- I am a salary earner who eagerly waits for the salary to drop before my family can eat conveniently every month.
2)I love cars and driving. Was thinking of getting a good car for Uber business.
Current situation- I have not been able to gather enough money to buy a car for Uber or personal use.
3)Seeking greener pasture abroad.
Current situation- I have not been able to have enough disposable income to even get a passport to start with in the first place.
4)Self development. I had interest in programming so I decided to learn coding and all that. I started with free code camp and also this thread by iyenimofe on nairaland has been so helpful https://www.nairaland.com/1383359/learn-web-design-live-nairaland/6#17571611
The issue I have progressing is that of enough data subscription to watch more tutorials.
5)Acquisition of at least Masters.
I have a passion for learning and self development but I struggled to have my HND with distinction. Gathering enough funds to start my masters program has been an uphill task.

Little about my background
I am an HND graduate
I have a sister who am responsible for also.
I have a wife and two kids.
I work 8-5weekdays

First of all, be grateful for the things you have, view the world in a positive angle first.
You have a wife and two kids, so you know how many people in their 40s who are lonely and dying to just have a family.
Some have a spouse but no kids
Some men can’t even sustain an erection and are going suicidal.

Then at the other angle, the truth is that we all want more, but it is never too late to achieve whatever you wish to achieve, there are no time limits for anything, you can start whenever you wish and stop whenever you wish to stop.
You can still learn and take some IT certifications, choose one and focus on it and begin to apply to jobs online to get better

I like the infinity symbol.

PulaPower:
Lies..

Rent isn’t that high in USA compare to Europe..

My brother pays $225 a month for rent where he lives in USA..

It’s like a mini-condo tho and it’s Florida..

800k which you equates to $1k is a big money anywhere on earth!

Someone in Nigeria will sit down and be typing rubbish comfortably and confidently about what’s happening in another country.

Have you lived in US before?
Is you uncle living in the kitchen or bathroom?
225 dollars per month? Which village In US is that? Are they five sharing a room? Don’t come and disgrace your uncle on nairaland.

People pay rent as high as 1,500 or more in some states for just a shared apartment
Your average spending in a month in US even as a student could be more than 1k monthly.
Stop saying things you don’t know and before you say things that don’t make sense, you can do the search by yourself on google, carry your phone and search for apartments in popular US cities that you know and see price for yourself. Some places, your 2k never do to rent you house per month sef

koladata:
Men were never designed to sleep with one woman for the rest of their lives. That's why there's a virginity seal on women at birth while there's no seal on men. Even in basic biology, men's sexual anatomy is completely different , the hormones and desires are referent. most of us have only come to accept this one man one woman thing because someone wrote it in the bible which i'm sure God didn't write that thing, he's not an author of confusion because that would have contradict his designs.

You can cheat the system, get yourself one wife, but bang as many women as you can in your life time. Don’t just get caught by your wife so you can maintain a healthy family. Don’t let your kids find out too so you will keep your respect.
Make plenty money and go on some kind vacations where you can chop your life and what happens there stays there

SyrusdeHansome:
If i earn that amount in a month i won't even think of marrying anyhow girl. I'd go for foreign girls or if i shud marry a girl frm my continent then she shud at least earn up to 500k monthly.

Niger and chad girls are also foreign.
But if you are talking of American or European girls, your 800k per month is barely 1k dollars which may not be up to their monthly rent.

RepoMan007:
Nigerians and misplaced priority. Doing airports when there is no power to support production. This is consumption focused project and a luxury for 99.9% of the people.

Calm down, and don't be a sadist.

CondenseMilk:
RIP to your first queen.


Your story is same with some Nigerian movie back then.

Let me write the scene of such movie.. I pray it never be your portion. Amen

First the girl will be accused of being a w. by her step mom, maybe because she no get belle for you.

Then afterwards the girl will be sent out to nowhere.

She will hustle on her own through thick and thin , possible r*pe, school and all that.

Then finally she will get a degree, good job and a husband.

Then she will look for her dad and maybe meets him as a gateman, driver or cleaner in her working place or company.

Then you both will hug each other and cry.

Then she will forgive you and clean you up.


Movie ends.

hahahaha Omoh

001Lagos:
Every Nigerian billionaire has a mistress

I remember the day that Bola Tinubu was caught starring at Shade Okoya's breast.. Remi Tinubu didn't take it lightly 😂

If Tinubu handle that boobs, her life won’t remain the same again

IyaebeTheGreat:
Kini big deal? But You Dy chat with Nengi and others for DM. You better keep shut before we open your book 🤣

That’s the scope

Amotolongbo:
what do you mean by ugly?
Emmanuella is a gorgeous girl. Please appreciate her

Lol, as long as humans with dick and puzzy exists on this earth, everything is expected in the matter of romance and knacking. Anything is expected

I just imagine Tinubu in this uniform, he will look really weird

Rokiat:
Dude calm down with all this long essays lol who’s trying to be remembered by you or be banged by you?


I asked a general question. My goal in life is not for every man to remember me and I am a one man’s woman so i ain’t getting fu…ck by every Tom and dick and that’s not what I want either what the hell this is hilarious.

Oh madam, I’m not fighting you. You mentioned all the attention you are getting, and I told you to enjoy it while it last.
You have a fine shape , I must agree but it ain’t nothing special. I’d see you and look twice, admire the shape and smile, then after that few 10 seconds of imagination and admiration, I’ll move on with my life. And if I have the time, I’d probably make a move on you and if you say no, i’d move on as well because different types are numerous out there. It is a very normal thing. Hope I answered your question

siofra:
If not for her hot body, she would not have become such a popular actress and sex symbol in the fifties.

Imagine if she weighed 180 pounds or 81kg, do you think Marilyn Monroe would have been that famous in the American movie industry

I am glad you mentioned the 50s. Then, to be a woman on TV was a very big deal. There was a time when typewriter was a big deal and interpreters were big boys .
But still, she had her talent and that’s the first thing anybody will mention about her before adding her beauty.

In this age with better media and communication, you cannot stand out with body shape because anybody can get the shape now even with surgery.
So what makes you special?

Rokiat:
Let these men keep lying to themselves.

I have never seen one of Marilyn Monroe movies but all I know is how the media hyped her for been a curvaceous beauty.

If curves weren’t all that I wonder why many women are risking/ have risked their lives to get an azzz

Niki Minaj cardi B, the kardashians and 99.9% of Nigerian actresses nowadays even with all their talents they still have to go purchased an azzzzz.


I would have like to see Nicki Minaj make it as far with her flat chest and flat azzz she was originally born with.

The question is what else do you have to offer.
Left to your shape, we will bang you and forget you where you belong. There are millions of you out there with even better body shapes. Different skin colors and textures, different sizes, different hair types and faces. If I make attempt to bang you and I’m unsuccessful, I move on to another and please the rod of my joy.
Now ask me if I’ll insert their names in my history books, nope. The body is pleasure to my eyes and relaxation to my mind.
But don’t forget one thing, you keep mentioning Marilyn Monroe and Kim kardashian, they had something to offer. And don’t forget that times and ages are changing, they were the first movers and had the advantage. Things and trends are fast changing, we have instagram queens, TikTok etc and things will continue to change. Communication and media has changed and allowed millions of girls all over the world bring their shape to the world to see for men to enjoy to the fullest their times on earth.

As men, we will do our best till our last day on earth to harvest all the sweet shapes and berries out there. The ones I missed, another man will conquer. But only one or two will be remembered in our minds when we die

siofra:
She's an American Actress who is also remembered for her banging body and pretty face.

Good you are smart, you started the introduction that she’s an American actress. The beauty was a plus.
You are very smart to realize that without her talent, she would never have been remembered.
Do you know how many shapes are out there in the world today? I guess Rokiat lives in her world where her attention sells.
My job has taken me to many places across the world in the last 7 months and I can tell you the number of crazy shapes I’ve seen across the streets, at the gyms, or in offices and yet receive little attentions, people walk and mind their business like you don’t exist.
If you want to feel irrelevant as a woman, try to live in some of this countries for just one month, if one soul approach you in the street you must be very very lucky.

siofra:
Marilyn Monroe?

What does she do?

Jeon:
Marilyn Monroe
Sophia
Alicia Keys
Nicki Minaj [even she's a little..... Men still worship her ]
Lupita
Mia
Amara lé negre.

You mentioned actresses and singers.
They had talent.

No woman ain’t getting Oscar for having a body shape

Good job

Weknowbetter:
Women have definitely been remembered for their shape, they probably didn't get respected but a great many are remembered for their figure.+da¹

Mention one

Northing special, na to just nak you and move on.
If you die today, you won’t be noticed, we move to the next one.
And if you pass this stage, and your body begins to wrinkle and sag, we will find fresh blood and you would have been long forgotten.
So, calm down, it is only for a while, enjoy the attention while it last because younger and fresher ones are born everyday and they are going to be the one retiring you when you become saggy and wrinkled
No woman has ever been remembered in history for having a hour glass shaped body

unclejb2:
when ignorance sounds woke

you are still talking, you should cover your face in shame. I disdain people with short mental capacity. Or else you have a disability that is affecting you brain to function properly. It takes you nothing to be hungry for knowledge and free yourself from mental slavery, but mental laziness won't let you do so.
Please don't pass this genetic deformation to your children, not having brain is not a good thing.
Go to China and see kids of 12, 13 to 15 doing wonders, you as an adult are believing a white lie that the Bible has your history.
If you want to learn your history, get to work, go to your village and start from there by studying where your ancestors come from and the journey your people has come this far.

Oyinbo dey study astrology, archeology and the rest to know history, you are here reading bible and open your mouth that it has the complete history. You see your village for bible?

unclejb2:
The bible is the greatest history book.

History book of what?

Does it tell you about your history? is there any African name or culture mentioned in the Bible?
Why africans no get sense like this, who do una?

You let a white man tell you about a history book that did not even make mention of your history and you swallow it without putting a thought to it, permit me to say you are a dunce and very very idiotic. you should be ashamed of yourself