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Pls what is happening to this match

I think this is Alligator not monitor lizard

HazzanTazzan:
Ive sited this lizard in my compound multiple times since last year but water pass garri for am today.

So i woke up this morning to find this alligator in one of my fish ponds... Luckily, the fished in that pond are table size and not edible for it.

It probably entered and blivd it will be able to climb out... But its hard for big lizards to climb plastered walls...

Tried attacking it couple of times earlier today but it kept hiding in the water.

i got back home this night and noticed it couldnt see me while i was shinning my torch at it in the water ... So i picked a long iron rod and striked its neck...

I dont eat these sort of animals so id call uncle lala to come pack it.

He will be shocked that you said this fa

HappyCanadian:
Meet Muhammadu Buhari the only certificateless and illiterate president to ever rule Nigeria.

The only president that does not address the nation no matter what happens.

The only president that caused the quest for secession due to his incompetency and unguarded utterances

The only president that does not know his name, his country or what is happening in the country..

Ur excuse is quite welcome but remember that if it was under GEJ APC, Buhari and his friends like Tunde Bakare and you would have come out to build more politics on the declaration.

ajl:
I really don't believe that. The world bank and IMF came up with that lie after Nigeria rejected devaluation. You don't know these evil multilateral institutions. India with about 1.5 billion people still remain poverty capital of the world. We Nigerians are just too quick to accept any lie thrown at us for political reasons.

Meet Muhammadu Buhari the only president in history to have scammed his way into presidency.



Meet Muhammadu Buhari the only president in history to have borrowed money to buy his presidencial Nomination form to contest election.

Meet Muhammadu Buhari the only president in history to have cried and swore never to contest elections after he lost and later found his way into presidency.

Who gave birth to all this weaklings? May my children have sense

You don't seem like an honest man to me, you are taking advantage of their poverty. She may not be very much into u from the beginning but this same girl can grow to love and respect you very much.
Your condition is bad, devilish and insulting. Just apologize and hand them the money n going forward treat them well.
If you have anyway to help people pls do it for God.

And if you don't I will advice they look away from you and God will open another door that will be better than the one you closed.

Poverty na disease if not imagine the effrontery!

ExBanker:
Nairalanders, I want you to judge if the conditions I gave this girl is okay or it is too much

I met this girl around June this years. I really liked her. As I was asking her out, I was always taking care of her. Buying her stuffs, giving her allowances and supporting her. Then the relationship started last month officially when we smashed. I continued to take good care of her. But note that before we officially started dating, she showed half interest. She wasn't really into the relationship. When we started dating, she showed same attitude.

Her much elder sister is a hair dresser. Like 7 years older. She lives with the sister. The sister shop is in one hidden corner. They hardly get customers. So both of them are always broke. I have being supporting them. This month, their rent is expiring. They intend to move to a better location. The new shop is N75k per year. My girlfriend asked me for support. I said I will give them N50k by August end. Since they were expecting N50k from me, they gathered all the money they have home and abroad and paid advance of N30,000 for the new shop to secure it. Last week, my girl asked me for N7k for something. I told her I don't have. I am gathering money for the N50k. It is a lie sha. the money is already there.

She then asked me to borrow her. She will pay me back. So I gave her. By weekend, she was acting funny. I told her I am tired of the relationship. She should forget it. It turned to quarrel. Then she left. We quarreled on phone till Monday. I think they felt bad that I am leaving out of the deal to help them secure the shop. On Monday, the sister called to quarrel with me too. Imagine.

After everything, today, my girlfriend called to apologize. I told her that I have forgiven her. But, for our relationship to continue, there is one condition. She asked me what condition. I told her that despite the fact I have being supporting her and her sister, both of them still had the gut to talk to me anyhow. I will only continue the relationship if I will be having sex with the 2 of them. She was shocked. She wanted to start talking nonsense. I told her to shut up and relay my condition to her sister. Let the sister call me to tell me if she agrees.

Is my condition too harsh or it is okay?

Guy pack well. Calling 95% of Nigerians stupid shows how much of morals you have.
Maybe you are even part if the issues going to over 17 countries calling your people stupid.

SUFFERInSMILIIN:
You are an illiterate and you are making the situation worse catch any plane to any country in the world in Benin Republic to they will tell you Nigerians are criminals so what are you talking about is that how other Africans are treated. I have been to more than 17 countries in Africa the problem in Nigeria is not the leaders the people are stupid.a Nigeria we kick an industry out of the country 5 years later they are sending their children to that industry in another country believing they will get employed. The problem with Nigeria is illiteracy and stupidity 95% of Nigerians cannot tink more than one month in advance

We have a bad image and we all are aware.
But what we all most times fail to realise is that it is that most times people like you try to think and postulate that the people can change without the leaders or the government.


Y do some of us blame the Government?
The Government help to set the time and standard for what is right and wrong,
* what is right is reward, applauded and celebrated such that everyone believes in doing what is right
* What is wrong is purnish and disgraced
Laws are made to help people see this things clearly and to appreciate the impact of this actions by the leadership. Slowly slowly everyone begins to be in alignment of the law. Crime rates will certainly drop .

But what do we have?
A country whose leaders treat the followers lesser than humans and the mad rush for money continue to increase because of the power, authority and strength that those who possess it displays.
Where the offenders dine with leaders and leaders are more criminal than the man behind bars.
Doing wrong is getting been celebrated and the right man is called a fool even by his own household.
Citizens get crooked by the day because they can not beat them but would rather join them.

Tell me how can ur personal and individual self solve.all this problem without the instrumentality of leadership with it's authority!

You say the people as though God created us differently?
Or
Do you want to accuse our culture to have made us this way?
I do not agree God or the culture did this to us but the continuous beat of the effect of bad leadership.
When I was growing I know how people who sell in my village leave their wares outside and even attend occasions in the nearby villages yet people will buy bread and keep the money under the trail of bread even sometimes serve themselves with the change or come get it later.
This was in the 80's and 90's
But
Today in the same village you lock your door and they will burggle it to steal from inside.

Some of you even accused the Church not knowing that it was the church that help avert mass suicide because of the right and wrong prophecies that continue to give people hope and hope is a very necessary ingredients for a hopeless situation like this that we have here.

I can go on and on but I rest my case
I rest my case

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In Nigeria today, a woman can not sure her husband for rape. However he can sue him for sexual violence.
Instead of sue for rape because it's more difficult to prove the lack of consent. Sue for divorce based in sexual harrasment.

Muna4real:
Is rape only for the unmarried? Or can a woman sue her husband for rape? I'm just asking, is it lawful?

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stagger:
What a load of crap! So if the price stay static for up to a year, she will leave her product in her tanks abi? Then how is the money made?

Funmykemmy, i sent you an email over seven months ago on this sybject matter. Surprised that you are still looking for who will put you through.

This is why i stopped sending out information, because many of those who request for it will never TAKE ACTION.

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What about Kogi State.
Their Attricities are endless

Racoon:
What a stupid & irresponsible statement by a president
After all that is what your government did in Osun rerun (that you alleged was won by the APC via "remote control" ), Kano, Bayelsa & Rivers.

The military have only became a state instrument for gaining political ground & oppression of perceive political enemies while terrorists are protected by the same military.

You funny o

babsongudus:
oro ti oko ba obo so lobo ma gbo
aki ngbo iku oko, aki ngbo iku obo
enikan ki ngbo iku sperm ni ibi ti o ti nsare lo fun fertilization.
loyun bade!!!!!!

When did he fail, was it before his decamping or afterwards...
Foolish people

� Let me come and go before they come and say hate speech

kahal29:
**Buhari endorses Ize-Iyamu

***Assembly members didn’t sit in my room ― APC candidate

****Obaseki is a liability to PDP ― Ganduje

CHAIRMAN, Caretaker Committee of the All Progressives Congress, APC, Mai Malla Buni on Friday said that President Muhammadu Buhari has endorsed the governorship candidate of the party in the September 19 elections, Pastor Osagie Ize-Iyamu.

Buni, who stated this while briefing State House correspondents after presenting the APC candidate to the President said that Buhari gave his blessings to the candidate.

Pastor Ize-Iyamu at the briefing debunked the allegation that 14 members-elect of the Edo State House of Assembly sat in his house on Thursday to impeach the Speaker of the House and elect a new one.

He said: “Let me debunk the statement that 17 members of the State House of Assembly sat in my sitting room, it is not true.”

He also said that there was no truth in the insinuations that President Buhari did not want to see him, alleging that it was a falsehood being spread by the opposition Peoples Democratic Party, PDP.

Also speaking, Governor Abdullahi Ganduje of Kano State described his Edo State counterpart and candidate of the PDP in the September elections, Godwin Obaseki, as a liability to the PDP.

“I can assure you that Governor Obaseki is a liability to the PDP. I can assure you that we are contesting against a governor who failed most woefully.”


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2020/08/breaking-buhari-endorses-ize-iyamu/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Goodnews. Pls don't ever consider that option as it is not an option at all

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