₦airaland Forum

Factfinder1:
If you are cute and you cut any of this hair styles pm me

Promise me punny

Nigerians will term u a wicked person for having co-workers pay for lifts u give them. Thats where we are as Nigerians.

hermosa7:
Do you think he gets consent from PMB before taking some of these decisions? Just want to know...

Maybe or maybe not

Relax, just do ur study and graduate. In the end u will find life is a lot more than grades and comparing urself with people or evaluating urself by what ppl have to say bro. Find what u love that'll earn u a living, find purpose and life will have a meaning. Who 2.1 epp

Onyochejohn:
Now saraki will know mere comissional has become his boss

that's life for u, never underestimate anyone

Oya people of NL, i command you to like my comment or i rape every nigga on this forum one by one.

softwerk:
Poverty sometimes reduces ones ability to be comfortable with the truth!

Lolz, fool yourself

softwerk:
And to think that I didn't make any noise about buying my Val a Suzuki 6000 HP Turbo Charged Power Bike yesterday?!

People can talk sha

Must efferything about u be fake?? Spare some nah o nne

Nixiepie:
Is not edible joor

Wow, such beauty.

MeGaStReEt:
Yvonne go marry Agbero.

See as the guy open mouth.

Na she kno sha.

If she marry person wey be like ajebo nw u go call am gold-digger. Leave her abeg, na her choice.

raayah:
It's 12:50 am, my laptop is on my lap, logged on to mmm-nigeria.net. I'm waiting anxiously for 1:00am. Hopefully this night I will be able to finally get help of #31000.

I know it's small compared to the 600,000 I had initially invested, but anything goes right now. My fingers are crossed but after staying up 2 nights in a row without any luck, I am hopeful. Third time's a charm.

I look up at the clock, it's 1:30am, I must have slept off. I quickly press the get help button. It says ' Get help daily limit exceeded'. I sigh and go back to bed angrily. Maybe tomorrow I'll succeed.

It's 1:00am , the next day. I make sure I don't fall asleep by sipping on nescafe coffee. I click the get help button. My order has been accepted. Two people have been matched to pay me. I make a mental note to open a nairaland thread titled ' mmm still pays'. Ponzihater, Seun, lalasticlala, mynd44 and raayah will eat their words.

At 10:00am, I call the first person, he says he's not interested in doing mmm anymore. He's not a true mavrodian. I quickly ask to be rematched. No time to waste.

I call my second match, he says he will get to the bank very soon. He tells me he has paid, but I don't get an alert. He uploads fake POP to the website. I've been talking to Dayo from support and simultaneously posting on 'MMM Nigeria team support' Facebook page. This is not what I signed up for.

It's been 3 days since I ask for a rematch and I've not been rematched. Support has not still fixed my fake POP issues. I am getting worried.

Sorry dear

softwerk:
This is simply fantastic and lovely!

I'm still waiting for my own Prince Charming

Its awa work o

subtlemee:
You've spoken well ma...some pastors don't know how to separate it,neglecting their wives in the process with incessant fasting and prayers..only God knows what pastor's wives do pass through and i'll never be one

Wow u look damn pretty, don't worry dear, i have no plans of being a pastor

darknetcom:
respect others or get lost...

we dont give a fvck about white jesus christ... ...

We know, oya go and sleep

Not totally true op, some employers simply don't wish to increase your pay and most likely are not ready to promote you for that reason. They will prefer you serve them, their children and children's children and recieve peanuts as awards for loyalty every year. Go be your own boss bro, it seems to be the only way out.

skillzbae:
OK? Tell me moooore

The details are stuffs for inbox.

skillzbae:
No o, what are you thinking about?

Great things we could do together with our skillz

skillzbae:
Sure you can

are u thinking what I'm thinking??

skillzbae:
Skillz that blows the mind and stomach

Lolz, wow, y do i get the feeling i could make good use of this ur skills?

skillzbae:
I have skillz and I'm bae

What kind of skillz do u gat?

skillzbae:
Lols. Guilty already

buh how did the name skillzbae come about?

skillzbae:
O. Y. O. he he he

Then I'm suing u for impersonificatializationingism.

skillzbae:
God forbid, even the man looks like he is uncomfortable

Hi, my friends call me skillz. Now that you are skillzbae i think we have an understanding.

mlmguy:
Ori eja Hw e take concern you? ode. Na your money? ole

See the way u r sounding like a bus park tout and u expect me to believe ur fraudulent scheme will enrich me abi dumb skull...better go and find something decent and start doing.

mlmguy:
Mumu. May lightening strike ur broke head dia. Mugu

The one wey mmm do never belleful una, oloriburuku niyen

It's obvious that poverty has robbed many of simple logic in this country. Something must be wrong in your head 4 u to believe mmm won't crash eventually.

When u hear 'our heroes past', think of men like this