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Celebrities › Re: Tboss: "I Won't Do Big Brother Naija Again, Even For N50 Million" by Dcaliphate(m): 9:00pm On May 26, 2017
sexybbstar:
After doing it
Cute ass
Romance › Re: Ways To Make Long Distance Relationships Work by Dcaliphate(m): 10:19pm On May 18, 2017
alexistaiwo:
Mthcheew.
Have you met Mr sarcasm?
I don't know him
Romance › Re: Ways To Make Long Distance Relationships Work by Dcaliphate(m): 4:50pm On May 18, 2017
alexistaiwo:
Short distance relationship where constant knacking is involved no dey work, na long distance relationship go come workhuhhuh

As for me and my family,
we say no to monkey dey work baboon dey chop relationship grin.
There are short distance relationships working fine without knacking, and long distance relationships with great love and trust that has culminated in marriage. It's all about you both.
Car Talk › Re: Are These The Weirdest Gear Shifts Ever? by Dcaliphate(m): 4:32pm On May 18, 2017
GAZZUZZ:
Every thing electronically controlled has its down sides.

But it looks really nice
Exactly my point too, a car is more likely to slip into any gear and speed out of control with gear selectors like these
Fashion › Re: See The Dress A Lady Asked For VS What She Got by Dcaliphate(m): 5:44pm On May 17, 2017
Lesson: no be wetin fit others go fit u. Figure 8 dey, lion shape dey.
Celebrities › Re: Efe Brings Warri To A Standstill As Massive Crowd Troop Out To See Their Hero by Dcaliphate(m): 6:31pm On May 06, 2017
Synord:
Efe Don Blow !!!!!!

But which one con be Hero now huh

Hiro kor, nakamura ni

Hero kor, buba ni

Hero kor, Heroine ni
I'm tired of this effing duck face all the time, why do ppl crylike copying a lot sefhuh undecided
Celebrities › Re: Omoni Oboli's Father Dies In Car Crash! by Dcaliphate(m): 10:09pm On May 05, 2017
So sorry
Romance › Re: Does 'Playing Hard To Get' Make You Happy? by Dcaliphate(m): 7:37am On May 01, 2017
SafeDavid:
Girl you're so full of yourself sha!

Are you the only girl in the universe or how is your number going to improve his life?

I wonder what the pity is about, like his life depends on having your number.

Rubbish!
Lol! SAVAGE YOU ARE, NO CHILL YOU HAVE
Romance › Re: Does 'Playing Hard To Get' Make You Happy? by Dcaliphate(m): 7:34am On May 01, 2017
youngbelieve:
sometimes when a lady says no, it means she's jus not interested. this jus reminded me of last month wen two guys walked up to me, de first guy was interested in me while de second was there to help him out (lol as a helper dat he is na) so dis guy asked me for ma number and I told him plain dah I won't give him! then his frnd jus carried de mata for head and started begging b4 I knew we all started gisting lyk we knew each other somewhere ( de guys were funny sha nd cute cool ) so after de whole gisting he requested for my number and I declined again den his frnd jus vex start to waka go and am lyk ahah!! de pesin wey need de number no vex na u!! c'mon gerrarahia jhor!! out of pity I wanted giving de oda guy my number den he made a very stupid statement dat provoked me, he said no girl had ever turned him down dah I was de first. immediately I heard dat statement I was lyk wtf!! I didn't even say anything I jus left him there and went away.
Gerrarahia mehn.... What r u feeling likehuh angry
Celebrities › Re: Davido And Ice Prince In Face Off In Delta, As Davido Breaks TV - Twitter User by Dcaliphate(m): 2:30am On Apr 23, 2017
GloriaNinja:
I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THE POTATOE TO FRY BUT SAW NONE, CAN ANYONE GIVE ME POTATO TO FRY?
Lol, that's why you'll always be my girl grin
Celebrities › Re: Ladies: Which Of These Nollywood Actor Is Your Most Handsome Dude? by Dcaliphate(m): 2:17am On Apr 23, 2017
Pato23:
This one on fp....
Mods sef.....
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By the way,the guy above me can help you browse at a very low rate......
Are u sure?? I've been scammed b4
Sports › Re: Barca Fan Cries Hard After Barcelona Exit From Champion's League by Dcaliphate(m): 7:04am On Apr 21, 2017
DrSage:
He shoulda saved his tears till we lift the trophy.
#HalaMadrid
#ForzaJuve
Celebrities › Re: Gifty Of BBNaija Pictured With RMD In Benin by Dcaliphate(m): 8:26am On Apr 16, 2017
nikkypearl:
you go fear make up naa shocked
Hmn.. .nice to know u r an architect
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2017 Final Results: How Viewers Voted For The 5 Top Housemates (Photo) by Dcaliphate(m): 8:07am On Apr 10, 2017
seunmsg:
Based on logistics, Efe with no talent is the winner. Sums up why Nigeria is messed up. Mediocrity over talent and competency.
If e pain u gaan sit down for potopoto, them tell u say na talent hunt show??
Business › Re: Wedding Of Ifeyinwa Sandra Offor, Emeka Offor's Daughter (Photos) by Dcaliphate(m): 8:30pm On Apr 09, 2017
HML to them
TV/Movies › Re: Marvis Is The First Housemate To Be Evicted From BBNaija At The Grand Finale by Dcaliphate(m): 8:26pm On Apr 09, 2017
Which kind head this mavis get sef?? grin
Christianity Etc › Re: 6 Sneaky Lies The Devil Wants You To Believe by Dcaliphate(m): 8:15am On Apr 09, 2017
*Bleep it man!!! Missed fp
Webmasters › Re: Mark Zuckerberg Launches Tools To Fight Revenge Porn On Facebook And Instagram by Dcaliphate(m): 8:14am On Apr 07, 2017
rezzo1:
this man na genius
Are u legithuh
Christianity Etc › Re: Assemblies Of God: Chidi Okorafor & His Thugs Attack Pastors, Beat, Teargas Them by Dcaliphate(m): 1:45pm On Apr 06, 2017
Only a dunce will still be attending this church by now. Leave the church for them let's see what they will be fighting over
Business › Re: Economic Recession: Nigerian Banks Prosper While Nigerians Groan by Dcaliphate(m): 7:54am On Apr 04, 2017
Well its not bad. The only thing that pains me is the money ppl are paying over frequent non-retrievable swallowing of atm cards by atm machines of other banks...an act powered by a mindless CBN policy.
Politics › Re: Buhari Support Organisation Moves To Shut Down Senate by Dcaliphate(m): 7:50am On Apr 04, 2017
A man already shut down wants to shut democracy down on us. WE WILL NOT TAKE IT!!!
Shut down ko, shior ni.. .
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man, Henry Esin Killed Outside A Nightclub In The UK. Photos by Dcaliphate(m): 4:18pm On Apr 03, 2017
Spicycat:
Wow i know that club.
Damn.!! You're really spicy kiss
Celebrities › Re: Davido Romances South African Lady After Clubbing (Photos, Video) by Dcaliphate(m): 9:01pm On Apr 01, 2017
Ifyjuli25:
So sexy
But u r sexier by far
Christianity Etc › Re: Kemi Olunloyo: Pastors And Their Aspirations To Be Like Jesus by Dcaliphate(m): 10:35am On Apr 01, 2017
BrutalJab:
Freedom of expression is a notable progress in the advancement of democracy. But freedom of expression does not warrant baseless, unwarranted character assassination.


The reason Christianity is dying is the secularization of the sacred and the non application of common sense in making jokes with God and the things of God. Modern media will make jokes of Christianity and we laugh and regards is normal.


But they do not try that with Islam and because of fear of reprisals. That's how we are dying. We must learn to have respect for limits. Any human being who goes against the law should be punished.
But to resort to indiscriminate and unwarranted outbursts on social media against anyone is unacceptable, especially if it's made to diminish the person and image of anyone and sometimes only to score cheap popularity.


The Pastor is not Jesus, Kemi Oluloyo has committed a crime punishable under the law and therefore must be made to enjoy the fruit of her labour.

Mummy Freeze is next!
Freeze, as much as i hate the mention of his name, is much more wiser in that he hardly calls out ppl. Kemi's case borders on the insane, she calls out anyone anyhow. She should face the music.
Fashion › Re: When Your Barber Is A Magician (Photo) by Dcaliphate(m): 3:14pm On Mar 29, 2017
Factfinder1:
Thunder fire you na CBN I go promise u punny too small
Kai, infact u dey craze ontop
Celebrities › Re: 'Toyo Baby' - Is Olayode Juliana The Hottest Actress In Nollywood Below 30? by Dcaliphate(m): 12:15am On Mar 29, 2017
Henryyy:
Hahahaha...Low self esteem speaking. Is it Toyosi that looks ibo or Shola? grin grin This ibo people sef grin grin


I take it that u simply don't like her cause everyone knows she has rocked her low cut wella. No need to hate the cutie tho.
Whats so cute about this girl nowhuh Look, I served in Afonja land, i have seen how afonja dudes roll over themselves over our girls cos of their beauty, while we the Igbos are being served like kings by your afonja babes cos they know we r hardworking grin, its such a win win situation for us bro, dont sweat it.
Celebrities › Re: 'Toyo Baby' - Is Olayode Juliana The Hottest Actress In Nollywood Below 30? by Dcaliphate(m): 7:16am On Mar 28, 2017
Henryyy:
@last pix she's like a prettier version of chidinma.

Toyo is really pretty but I think Shola is hotter. Yoruba women are too gorgeous abeg.
Don't even start, any fine Yoruba girl u see is only fine cos she looks a bit ibo
Family › Re: Kenyan Lady Sleeps With Her Best Friend's Husband, Sends Him Nudes, Gets Exposed by Dcaliphate(m): 3:01am On Mar 16, 2017
Car Talk › Re: Top 5 TGIF Cars Spotted In Nigeria (photos) by Dcaliphate(m): 6:58am On Mar 12, 2017
PaperLace:
This OP...
You go just dey post fine fine cars, as a blogger you is na.
Until boys will enter Malaysia to sell their kidney. Better stopeet...


Who will buy that Bentley Bentayga Mansory for me? angry
Let your entire family sell their kidney, it still wouldnt do, just let me shine your congo for a month only, I'll get that ride 4 u.
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Dumps Nollywood, For Social Media Marital Drama!! (AMVCA Special) by Dcaliphate(m):
grin, abeg i boil rice, who wan eat, abi i go fry beans join??

Meanwhile I look out my window and see tons of fvcks flying into the night sky, awesome view, i tried all i could but couldnt give any. angry
Celebrities › Re: Kate Henshaw Comments On Kemen's Disqualification From BBNaija by Dcaliphate(m): 11:41pm On Mar 06, 2017
Pvssy Nigga
I'll rather be celibate for the duration of the show and walk away with 25mil, pvssy and lots of boobies will line up out there as i walk out that door.
Fashion › Re: When Your Barber Is A Magician (Photo) by Dcaliphate(m): 1:47am On Mar 04, 2017
Factfinder1:
Thunder fire you na CBN I go promise u punny too small
Lightning strike u, tell ur dad to go get the damn haircut then.

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