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Sanitize za area dan buro uba.. .

Chai, Nigeria ntoooooor!!!!!!!!

NCAN take note, Igbo girl confirmed.

2seventeen:
Sir,i'll b most grateful if u can tell me d tool sir.i use autocad almost evryday yet i've nt discovered such wonderrful tool.pls teach me more

Right-click on the right or left tool pallete ----> Click on ACAD ----> click on enquiry. The tool pallete for enquiries comes up from which u pick 'Area', its icon actually

drboye:
Simple question.. how many?

Tell him na. We are in love with ready-made and thats why we r here. . I'm teaching him how to catch fish instead of just giving him the fish.

Jambitoes over to u....

Keep calling their asss back till they pick bro, times are hard, he must pick the call o

Gionee m5 mini, 4000mah, can stay two full days with average usage

More muscle to your hustle Alhaji Dangote. One Nigerian I'm sure proud of

I just love this car

Its an area calculation thing. Plots vary in size deoending on the area u r in. An average residential plot is 18m x 30m, of which the area is gotten by multiplying 18 by 30 = 540sqm.

This plot is not a regular rectangle so u cant compute the area that simply. So u can get its area by dividing the land into two triangles which u can compute their individual areas and then add up. Divide the result u get by 540sqm. What u get becomes the numbee of plots in this land.

If u have AutoCad software in ur laptop its a lot easier cos it has a tool that can compute the area of a land no matter how irregular the shape.

Caption tailored to garner undue attention. Fraud!!!!

Mine was when i took my dad's car to impress a skanky ass biatch.... My mind was over the top, feeling high like a superstar, i eventually bashed a honda hala her ex (i only got to know later) was driving at a round about,.. seriously fa..
After speaking all the english available in oxford dictionary, the mean dude insisted i pay for every detail of the damage right there, the biatch left the scene to 'go get money from the bank'.. saw her two weeks later and from the look on my face she could tell that i'm literally plotting evil for her, i no even talk to the fool

Zoharariel:
Mumu!

You are the fool!!!, you don't know how you came here, you can't explain nada about how the world came about yet your pride won't let u believe in the existence of God. Sorry for u and whoever did this to u.

Zoharariel:
Yahweh and his 10,000 angels should have prevented the building from collapsing.

Afterall, It is written in Psalm 91:

He that dwelleth in the secret place of the most High shall abide under the shadow of the Almighty.

Well, “the shadow of the Almighty” just sent hundreds of gullible worshippers to their early graves in Uyo yesterday.

Surely he shall deliver thee from the snare of the fowler, and from the noisome pestilence.

Yes, we saw how Yahweh delivered his children into the mouth of the fowler yesterday in Uyo.

Thou shalt not be afraid for the terror by night; nor for the arrow that flieth by day;

Unfortunately, the arrow that struck those worshippers yesterday was dead-on accurate.

Nor for the pestilence that walketh in darkness; nor for the destruction that wasteth at noonday.

Yes, you guessed right! The tragic event occurred at noonday - and Yahweh couldn't do jack about it

A thousand shall fall at thy side, and ten thousand at thy right hand; but it shall not come nigh thee.

Well, 876kg iron-bars & stanchions fell on the victims' heads yesterday in Uyo - and the result was instantaneous death.

Only with thine eyes shalt thou behold and see the reward of the wicked.

Nonsense! Tell that to the corpses of the victims.

Because thou hast made the LORD, which is my refuge, even the most High, thy habitation;

Well, aside from the boko-haram carnage that has been ravaging the habitations of Yahweh in Borno, this is the 2nd-time the habitation of Yahweh is collapsing & killing his brainwashed & gullible congregants since the T.B Joshua's building collapse.

There shall no evil befall thee, neither shall any plague come nigh thy dwelling.

Newsflash: Evil befell your children in Uyo yesterday. Is there any evil worse than being killed by stanchions & iron-bars?

For he shall give his angels charge over thee, to keep thee in all thy ways.

The angels must have been sleeping or drinking ogogoro when the tragedy struck in Uyo.

They shall bear thee up in their hands, lest thou dash thy foot against a stone.

Yes, we saw how the angels ferried their copses into the mortuary.

Thou shalt tread upon the lion and adder: the young lion and the dragon shalt thou trample under feet.

You don't have to go far, I will accompany you to the Kano Zoo in Kano State where you can trample upon the lion cubs live on camera and see what becomes of you.

Because he hath set his love upon me, therefore will I deliver him: I will set him on high, because he hath known my name.

Those poor souls who died yesterday must have forgotten your name.

He shall call upon me, and I will answer him: I will be with him in trouble; I will deliver him, and honour him.

Wait! You mean the woman whose head was shattered by a (73kg x 12metres = 876kg) iron-bar went to that church to call upon Satan?

With long life will I satisfy him, and shew him my salvation.

Yes, u're right. Those victims are still alive in your 400-bedroom mansion in heaven - Oloshiii!


***As for the brain-dead media aide who says affliction shall never rise a 2nd time, well - I will be quick to remind him when it happens again.

Agent of darkness. Get thee behind me satan. Remain on that track and see how u will end in hell, then u will realize who owns the universe only it will be too late for you to repent then

Ok, how is this news

ReubenE:
It is time well meaning Nigerians be armed. Atleast it will give some sense to these good for nothing individuals who feel they own the world.

I'm telling you

More of that, Enugu is working.... Afonjas how market?

^^^ The guy above me reeks of afonjaristic envy, oh well,... I understand.

airminem:
Now I cast a spell on you Complicate your life. i Hope you get a puncture Everywhere you ever drive Hope the sun beats down on you
and Skin yourself alive...lol

Loolz, Loud And Clear by the Cranberries. Love the song.

Nice write up op....but Nigerians in a bid to make money and escape poverty, dont really wanna know.

No 1 is a fact and it works, u debunking it doesnt make it any less efficient.

In other news, beware of scammers like this one in the pic below

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ophils1:
Him sef na human being nau

Careful with these ppl

Whenever ppl wana start a hate comment they now start it with 'its not like am hating... ' what a hypocritical world

I dont understand, i dont even know who the heck she is. Is it that the easiest way to get known is to expose cleavage or what?? If its so guys dont stand a chance against ladies.

I'm really not understanding.

Now the question is, can there be right being without right doing? I cant claim I'm being right while I'm doing wrong can I? How then can one seperate right being from right doing??

Rightly put op. You pull down wrong imaginations with His presence too

5. Get Married. A good companion is a great blessing for guidance and conquering issues in prayer. Also, the sex sin is the hardest to resist, a wife/hubby is a constant, reliable fvck buddy.

My sisters, look at the role models to pick from,... leave Nikky Minaj and Miley Cyrus them