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Celebrities › Re: Cossy Orjiakor Wants A Pastor To Deliver Her From Not Covering Up Her Chest by Dcaliphate(m): 12:21pm On Jan 14, 2017

I'll recommend Pastor Tittyloye Booboola of Mammalian Grand Ministeries.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: @mufclatestnews Removes Editor Who Said Nigerians Are A Waste Of Oxygen & Flesh by Dcaliphate(m): 8:29am On Jan 13, 2017

Misterdhee1:
Nice decision. But we need to go back to the drawing board and analyze why and how we got to this lowly level. We need to recover our reputation.

We can do nothing, we r too divided to do anything meaningful.

-Dcaliphate, 2017

Celebrities › Re: Olamide: 'I Sold My Soul To The Game Just To Dine With The Devil' by Dcaliphate(m): 11:56am On Jan 12, 2017

MOSTEC:
U sha want to talk,so dat they will say u too u talk. Just correct. Simple. Must u insult?

No. I'm sorry

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Celebrities › Re: Olamide: 'I Sold My Soul To The Game Just To Dine With The Devil' by Dcaliphate(m): 9:59pm On Jan 11, 2017

MOSTEC:
Yeah. By the way,i feel have a cruch on you. Am not pushing it tho. It just a feeling

Mumu na cruch or crush huh

Sports › Re: Kingsley Okechukwu Ogbodo Donates Football, Jerseys To Enugu Rangers. Photos by Dcaliphate(m): 9:43pm On Jan 10, 2017

Princess4ng:
And d governor didn't have better things to do I guess...

Just saying though

Gerrarahia mehn... Shiiiiiii

Car Talk › Re: 2016 Mercedes Maybach S600 Emperor- N750m Car For Only 10 People In The World. by Dcaliphate(m): 3:33pm On Jan 09, 2017

Whizpeter:
0-100km/h in 3.7s

Where are we running to sef?

430km/h top speed?

Lagos to Owerri na 1hr 30mins drive e go be..

*In MI Abaga's voice* Berger to Shagamu, 5 mins...

Lagos to Owerri na 1hr 30mins drive e go be..
Try am make Nigerian roads address your matter

Car Talk › Re: 2016 Mercedes Maybach S600 Emperor- N750m Car For Only 10 People In The World. by Dcaliphate(m): 3:32pm On Jan 09, 2017

Whizpeter:
0-100km/h in 3.7s

Where are we running to sef?

430km/h top speed?

Lagos to Owerri na 1hr 30mins drive e go be..
Try am make Nigerian roads address your matter

*In MI Abaga's voice* Berger to Shagamu, 5 mins...

Education › Re: Missing 500L OAU Female Student (Pictured) by Dcaliphate(m): 3:25pm On Jan 09, 2017

She will be found hale and hearty in the name of Jesus! Amen.

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Phones › Re: Internet Users Declined To 92.4m In November – NCC by Dcaliphate(m): 9:45pm On Jan 06, 2017

Chai, them sharp niggas cut me off fp, nothing more to say

Sports › Re: Enyeama Snubbed Me, Rejected My Calls Over 10 Times - Rohr Opens Up by Dcaliphate(m): 11:34am On Jan 04, 2017

Nigeria is not worth sacrificingmuch for. Do ur thing bro.

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Crime › Re: Burial Of Temidayo Adeleke, Lady Murdered By Her Cameroonian House Boy (Photos) by Dcaliphate(m): 1:19am On Dec 31, 2016

Ishilove:
Yeah, God 'took' her out by using a drug addict to knife her to death 3 months to her wedding.

If you get knifed to death on your 33rd birthday let your fam have the same line of reasoning, you hear?

You can get knifed to death on your 33rd birthday, or u could get hit by a truck,. .hell!,.. u can even be crucified on a cross,...

when its ur time to go, u go,.. thats where ur work on earth gets finished.

Crime › Re: Burial Of Temidayo Adeleke, Lady Murdered By Her Cameroonian House Boy (Photos) by Dcaliphate(m): 12:39am On Dec 31, 2016

Ishilove:
Is she Jesus?

Are you God? She just may have fulfilled the purpose for which God brought her into this world and u won't know that cos u didn't bring her here. undecided

Crime › Re: Burial Of Temidayo Adeleke, Lady Murdered By Her Cameroonian House Boy (Photos) by Dcaliphate(m): 8:52am On Dec 30, 2016

Ishilove:
Completed race at age 33? The good Lord forbid. Her race wasn't completed; it was brutally cut short.

Some people are just destiny wasters, specially picked out by the devil to truncate promising lives.

How old was Jesus when he died huh

Health › Re: 5 Obvious Signals Your Body Needs Help by Dcaliphate(m): 8:30am On Dec 30, 2016

Informative. Thanks op

Jokes Etc › Re: 10 Funny And Weird Pictures You Can Only See On Lagos Roads by Dcaliphate(m): 5:49pm On Dec 29, 2016

GoodyOG:
LAGOS IS ANOTHER CONTRY OF ITS OWN...WITH A GDP OF #800 BILLION
..SO PLS DONT INTERFERE IN FOREIGN AFFAIRS

CONTRY KO, CONTE NI

Politics › Re: FG Removes 50,000 Ghost Workers From Payroll by Dcaliphate(m): 7:39am On Dec 28, 2016*

Bleeep you oh FG!!! U remove 50,000 ghost workers, u recover billions of dollars loot money, u do this, u do that, yet Nigeria is damn broke!!! Where the f**k is all the money going huh

? Bleeeep you!!!

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Romance › Re: 7 Advantages Of Abstinence From Sex For Men by Dcaliphate(m): 11:17pm On Dec 20, 2016

Thanks Op, best post on relationship matters this year.

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Celebrities › Re: Photos Of Nollywood Stars Who Relocated Abroad (What They Look Like Now) by Dcaliphate(m): 11:02pm On Dec 20, 2016

I don't blame them at all, most people are tired of this country

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Pets › Re: A Curvy Woman And Her Pet Cat Cooking (Photo) by Dcaliphate(m): 7:40am On Dec 20, 2016

LordofNairaland:
Why did you edit my post? I clearly wrote that it was an adjective and even gave a reason. Please, I don't appreciate this.

Blame it on Seun.

Pets › Re: A Curvy Woman And Her Pet Cat Cooking (Photo) by Dcaliphate(m): 12:50am On Dec 20, 2016

LordofNairaland:
SUPPORTIVE is an adverb not a verb.

'Supportive' is an adjective not an adverb

Business › Re: Market Building Collapses In Akwa Ibom, 2 Feared Dead by Dcaliphate(m): 9:27pm On Dec 19, 2016

With quack architects and engineers everywhere who r after money alone without professionalism we shouldn't exoect anything less in a country where anything goes......smh... R.I.P to the dead.

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Webmasters › Re: Photos Of Blogger Lizzy Oke On Wheelchair Will Melt Your Heart by Dcaliphate(m): 6:50pm On Dec 19, 2016

judeefcc:
no doggy

gone nigga, u r gone!!! undecided

Crime › Re: Daughter Of General Treasurer Of Assemblies Of God Killed Over Offering Money by Dcaliphate(m): 3:38pm On Dec 19, 2016

Turks:
If she believed in fate, she would have released the money. Whatever happened to

"Let thy will be done"?

Omg!! 'over offering money' doesn't necessarily mean they had the money na!!!

Crime › Re: Daughter Of General Treasurer Of Assemblies Of God Killed Over Offering Money by Dcaliphate(m): 3:37pm On Dec 19, 2016

ollah1:
There's always an inside man. They should have just given it to them afterall more with be paid. R.I.P to her and wish the man a quick recovery.

Modified
I see lala
I see fp

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The offering money was not with them as was narrated.

Sports › Re: What Amount Of Data Is Required To Stream A Live Football Match? by Dcaliphate(m): 8:05pm On Dec 18, 2016

ikp120:
200mb maximum. But avoid Airtel. They zap data or rather short change customers. Airtel's 1gb is actually 500mb

U r totally right on Airtel, i noticed that scam long ago

Investment › Re: MMM Nigeria This Is How MMM Zimbabwe Crashed. by Dcaliphate(m): 7:36pm On Dec 18, 2016

JonSnow:
I'm compiling my memes. On January 14, my Facebook friends who went into MMM would hate me for life.

This is how I feel knowing MMM has crashed after all the warnings.

Kuku talk say u wan show us say u don finally start to dey brush ur teeth.