₦airaland Forum

voltron14:
Oh stop it.

It was wrong for the Church to do what it did but get off the high horse.

Florida beaches were packed to the rafters this weekend.

Until the National Guards were called in most of NY acted as if there wasnt a health issue .

What are you saying? Did you see Florida in my post? Memphis, Tennessee is different from florida. Different state,different law and government.

UyaiIncomparabl:
I hope you'll learn to see that he's really not into you like that. A man who hasn't made plans to leave and cleave definitely has no business getting married. That he is 31 doesn't mean he's ready. You cook and tend to his family whenever you are around them, right? You'll do worse when you get married. You'll become head chef and senior nanny to his siblings and aging Grandmother.

Have a serious discussion with him, tell him to give you a time, set your own time too since you're the one whom the shoes hurts. If he still shows signs of unseriousness and unwillingness, then I see no reason why you shouldn't start extending your search outside. This is your future. Don't ruin it. The partner you marry is liable to make or mar you.

In the end, it's all your brunt to bear. Choose wisely now to avoid coming to the front page of Nairaland tomorrow seeking for marital advice.

Ladies, even if you date a douchebag, please endeavor not to marry that douchebag. Please, see it as an importance to marry a man that has sense. You're Queens and Queens do not eat debris nor settle for less.

Thread wisely and carefully.

Spot on, evening newspaper!

He who marries a Nigerian lady has definitely signed off his future. She wants him to abandon his family, she doesn't even have a job nor business. she wasn't even the one who paid his school fees neither did she set up a business for him. She wants him to abandon his family all because she has a pussy. Look her fellow women advice; add alabunkun to lime,boil ginger and soda,Bleep. You all will turn evening paper at last. Thank God I dodged you Nigerian bitches mo ti Japan!

Over here right now, Memphis just got additional 2 week lockdown. Nigeria is so bleeped up that I am very certain such can't happen over there, who will feed the poor?

Hotfreez:
Makinde is a bastard of inordinate proportions.

Why is this incompetent idiot risking the lives of Oyo people? Is it a crime to vote PDP?

Zombie, calm down. We all know you ain't a resident of oyo. You need to vent your anger on buhari first ok.

APC media propangada. Idiots! Azithromycin, salbutamol, prednisolone, chlopheniramine and aciclovir will be very effective in treating covid-19 if detected early.

LivingSage:
You're the foolish one here! How do you expect figures of pandemic virus, that people contract within twinkle of an eye? Tell me how

No! Your pop and mom are the foolish ones mudafvker.

RichBoy247:
It seems your own foolishness is inherited. If you want the real number of Corona Virus victims, go and get infested so that you will see your fellow victims. Nonsense. All over the world, the real number is not disclosed, the reason is to manage the situation and not damage too much the country's reputation.

Ok! You need to get educated at least.

I guess the guy above me was born foolish.

MZrapper:
Yessss o.

Proud one just like your mum.

Yeah! She works softly in her office, while you work hard riding a dick. Omoale, Omo ti ika bodi.

MZrapper:
Shameless dingbats who reason with their dicks.

HoeLoeSho!

aguele:
[s]By Idoko Ainoko

Every system and in all political dispensations, there are enough spoilers and destroyers. The professional sabs stop at nothing to rock the boat even where the circumstances resist. There are people who hate progress and invent all antics to ensure progress is interrupted. Their only joy is when they cause confusion.

Nigeria has a fair share of such people. And unfortunately, they are also found in the corridors of power and they use such positions to pursue personalized agenda at the detriment of the nation. Nigeria’s most urgent challenge now is the insecurity.

But it is glaring that there is no meaning approach or suggestions to assist the President and Heads of Security agencies overcome the challenge of insecurity. Most Nigerians are out to weaken the attempts by the President to surmount our security challenges.

And the National Assembly has many of such Nigerians who are opposed to President Buhari’s stringent actions on security. I can argue conveniently and boldly with Nigeria’s best of political Socrates that since 1999 the National Assembly (NASS) has been Nigeria’s greatest incumbrance on the country’s progressive match to peace and prosperity.

NASS has consistently affirmed itself as the static and haunting nightmare of the country’s match to a stable or vibrant democracy, good governance and progressive development. Every evil plan against Nigeria is hatched through NASS. which they usually back with pristine laws.

The negative shadows of NASS are too overflowing and have overshadowed any modicum of respect or honour it has ever earned on credibility as an important institution of government in a democracy. I am not hesitant to say, NASS has marketed itself as an institution which also deserves an independent body to monitor it’s sinister and destructive activities in the nation.

The National Assembly is currently deliberating on a law Christened “Nigerian Armed Forces Commission Bill 2019.” The Bill is sponsored by Sen. Enyinnaya Abaribe from Abia state. The law seeks to dissolve all the powers constitutionally vested in the President in hiring and firing his Service Chiefs. The powers which presently resides with the President is transferred to the Commission whose composition comprise politicians and National Assembly members.

It is difficult to understand the direction or intention of the proposed Bill. It is hogwash in every sense. It is the most senseless Bill ever contemplated in Nigeria or known to any country in the world. Outside its obvious aberration, I see it as a duplication hence existing laws already empowers the Senate to confirm Service Chiefs nominated by the President. So, what does the Senators want to do to Nigeria with that Bill?

What the Sen. Ahmed Lawan-led Senate is attempting to do by the Armed Forces Commission is to politicize and weaken the management of national security. It is a masked attempt to polarized the Nigerian military and make it susceptible to the mercy of politicians to recklessly manipulate. This is how we consciously embark on actions that are capable of destroying our country. The Senators themselves know that such a Bill is irrational and destructive to the security architecture of the nation.

But a lot of Nigerians are comfortably silent, because the darts are directed at a President they hate. But they have forgotten that President Muhammadu Buhari will not remain Nigeria’s President forever. Every Nigerian knows the Armed Forces Commission Bill will spell doom for the country if allowed to scale through the legislature.

The contents of the Bill overtly endanger the future of Nigeria because it is a sure way of polarizing the Nigerian Armed forces which will begin to function by the dictates of political parties and politicians. This is not permissible anywhere. We cannot leave sensitive decisions on national security in the hands of multitudes as the Senate is contemplating.

I am convinced that this is not justifiable. It surprises me that members of the Senate are hypnotized and hoodwinked by Sen. Abaribe into believing such a destructive and worthless Bill is worth their attention and energy to the point of debating. It is not possible for one nation to have two Commanders-In-Chief. The Bill seeks to create two Commanders-In-Chief for Nigeria. Where else is this aberration obtained?

Abaribe is a diehard apostate and an unrepentant agent of the Indigenous Peoples of Biafra (IPOB). He is the Senator who took the leader of IPOB, Nnamdi Kanu on bail when every one else declined. He failed to produce Kanu in court on the appointed day, which betrays his total allegiance to IPOB. It is clear to me that Sen. Abaribe is the veiled official force of IPOB in government and the Senate. And therefore, he is using his privileged position to nourish IPOB’s agenda as evidenced by his contemplation of this absolutely useless Bill.

And we all know that the main agenda and determination of IPOB is to lead a war against the country. It has not given up on this ambition. And its agents like Sen. Abaribe are working in diverse ways to create fertile and unchallengeable grounds for the IPOB war on Nigeria. No one is in doubt as to where they are deriving their inspiration.

And the nonsensical Armed Forces Bill sponsored by Abaribe is cleverly crafted to weaken the power of the Nigerian Military in the event IPOB declares war on the country. It is honed to sow the seed of disloyalty to Mr. President among the Armed Forces when IPOB steps out again against Nigeria.

So, we are not going to allow Sen. Lawan and his cahoots to rubbish the Nigerian Armed Forces. If Sen. Lawan is blind to Abaribe’s prosecution of IPOB’s agenda, Nigerians are not blind to it. The Bill is a façade by Sen. Abaribe to feather the nest of IPOB. It is Sen. Abaribe’s drive for IPOB’s agenda to destabilize Nigeria. But we don’t think, it is correct for him to use the Senate as platform in promoting and emboldening the ferocious and criminal activities of IPOB.


Ainoko is a public affairs commentator based in Kaduna.[/s]

Rubbish from head slamming abubakar.

Okoroawusa:
I Love PMB...

The Italians are wishing that they are in Nigeria right now.... Keep up the good work Baba

Aboki, have you slammed your head today? What do I know, lemme go back to sleep it's still midnight.

ednut1:
Shame on all those who voted this shame in 2015. May God never forgive them

Amen to that bro!

Mr government, I therefore ensure you...... Bleep, Nigeria is fuckingly bleeped!!!

That's how to spot a fraudster. They are much more interested in the sound of their own voice. I bet he doesn't know how stupid he sounds before the amiable Bishop.

wisdomkid:
I totally disagree with you. Gosh, you're so talking without statistics. Do you now the meaning of "most Nigerian ladies"?
That means you've dated more than 50% of them to know that they're trash. How many European ladies have you come in contact with?
You're so hateful of your dark skin, it smells to the high heavens. I won't want to be around anyone like you.

Because you haven't dated a foreigner,that's why you are yarning bullshit.

authentic18:
You honestly don’t know millennial ladies.
I can tell you single women cheat more than single men on an average day. They have so much more options. Don’t let anyone deceive you. They are just very clever at hiding it than guys.



At some point I was becoming a misogynist because of how most Nigerian ladies are with mind games etc. These days I do woo and communicate with Europeans because I feel they are better. The average looking 23 year old Nigerian female is not romantic & feels entitled. There are better women elsewhere to me.
Most Nigerian women are traash to be honest
They’d leave the nice guy for the bad guy, get dumped and begin yelling men are scuum

Spot on 100%!

Legitz:
Through her Facebook and WhatsApp chats

She act very perfect & loving ,giving me attention and we see often, i spy on how she draw her phone lock pattern, unlock her phone when she was sleeping, read her chats and was shocked that my holy holy babe is getting drilled by another dick, even sending money to that guy and recharging his line, probably from the money i used to give her, when i showed her what i saw on her phone, she started crying saying she can explain... Well I'm still chopping her nunu till today ,i won't dumped her until i expand her pussy

Lmao! Exactly the advice I gave my kid bro when I was home. Dont fight her, don't argue with her, don't be emotional, just keep fvkin until you are ready to move. But bear it in mind that you must move and you will be reminded of the need to whenever you are eating the cookie.

Osagyefo98:
Stylishly defending lord lugard and buhari as usual.

I have said it on here and I am saying it again, I will support Biafra Anyday, anytime and anywhere 100%.

Osagyefo98:
And you are comfortably enjoying the evil without agitating.

Are you different from lord lugard?

Hey! You are an aboki and a beneficiary of their evil doings, so enjoy and don't quote me no more you impersonator.

[quote author=iammo post=87657795]Governance in Oyo state has now being reduced to joke... no roads , no infrastructure, just campaign after election[/quote Go and build the roads na! You just like to yarn rubbish always.

donbachi:
His body should be exhumed and be seated at the supreme court to face judgement on wrongful amalgamation of two far separate beings(south and north)...and be sentenced to banishment...useless lugard.

It wasnt his fault. British are the evil ones who propagated evil all over the world.

Sammy07:
If he wants to be governor, he have to convert to Christianity first..

He has converted to Christianity a very long time ago. You can go find out, I think he was had a very serious spiritual issue then, childlessness I guess. I read it couple of years ago in city people magazine.

[quote author= post=87653160]Guys, try as much as you can to STOP politicizing this deadly Coronavirus issue, as PDP as laid the foudation.

This is not what we want in our darling nation presently.

Use your brains and stay SAFE.

Coronavirus will not be any of your portion in life.

Be wise![/quote]What has PDP and politics got to do with this thread? I am not sure if you are mentally ok.

Mightymanna:
Shoot at sight ? Like in North Korea?

They don't necessarily shoot but the have the order to. Homeless people are being bundle away from the street to abandoned government buildings not in use.

I wish I am in naija right now, I will go to church on Sunday, since everyone including buhari is mad now. In Mississippi and Memphis national guard's are patrolling everywhere with shoot at sight order. Total shutdown!

pocohantas:
You can’t eat your cake and have it. I will suggest you community pricks should undergo vasectomy. That way, everyone goes home happy.



Odiegwu. Does that answer my question on how majority of Nigerian guys are suddenly broke? I have always read here that they are doing well.

As a matter of fact, I can't speak for Nigerian guys. I can only speak for myself. Now, back to what I said earlier, you ought not to be here my sweet Poco.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Humans hate what they don't understand
Can you say Americans are cursed?
All niggarrrs for America bam wella
21 savage
Young thug
Travis Scott
Lil pump
Migos
French Montana
Future


A life without ruggedity is not worth living

Just that for Africa here them dey abuse am

See let me tell you a secret
Till today Eminem is a true and confirmed illuminati like Michael Jackson

Him dey try leave illuminati but him nor go fit.
Listen to he song titled "not afraid"

If he try am them go kill am like Michael Jackson

After Eminem sing that song "not afraid "
He get one award when them give am but fear nor let am go collect the award because he know say them go off(kill) am

I use to respect your savagery low-key, I never knew you were this foolish. Funniest part is that you have never lived nor spent a day of your life in the states, that's why you compare gangsterism to cultism. You nigga is a fool!!!