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jstbeinhonest:
The Guardian released their annual Top 100 players in the world list today, a list that's voted on by a panel of 123 experts of the beautiful game. Such esteemed panelists include Brazilian legend Zico, Javier Zanetti, and Gheorghe Hagi. The list amazingly features the entire Barcelona preferred starting lineup. Unsurprisingly, Lionel Messi takes the very top spot as the world's best player. Let's just be frank, any list that doesn't feature him in the #1 spot should be deemed irrelevant immediately. He-Who-Shall-Not- Be-Named features behind Messi as usual. Two more Barca players follow in the third and fourth positions. Neymar edged out his fellow 'MSN' buddy Luis Suarez for third spot. The legend Andres Iniesta is the next Blaugrana representative on the list coming in at No. 12 sandwiched between Juventus' Paul Pogba and Chelsea's Eden Hazard. . Here's where all 12 players are listed: 1. Lionel Messi . 3. Neymar Jr. . 4. Luis Suarez . 12. Andres Iniesta . 20. Ivan Rakitic . 24. Sergio Busquets . 25. Javier Mascherano . 44. Gerard Pique . 58. Dani Alves . 72. Jordi Alba . 78. Arda Turan . 84. Claudio Bravo

lol @ he who shall not be mentioned.

NgeneUkwenu:
Yes his election was upheld! It was the last case called today... The courts resumes tomorrow..

Which tomorrow? Public holiday tomorrow?

TonyeBarcanista:
Wike will win and APC can't get more than one seat in the RIVSHA...


Even that one sef go defect to PDP

They already have 2 or 3 upheld by the appeal court. The joke is on you.

kcmichael:
@ngeneukwunu,I want to know if Hon Evan Bipi representing ogobulo constituency under Pdp was sacked?

yes he was sacked yesterday.

If wike by any chance defeats dakuku in a re-run, then there'd probably be 23 house of assembly members fully ready to impeach him after 2 months. MASTERSTROKE!

Daniel Donald Onjeh. My big boss at FUT minna. NANS zone B coordinator at some point. We always knew he would go very far.

Wow wow wow. I see a trend evolving right here. Rotimi amaechi and the apc have 2 jokers. 2 options. Number one option - remove wike after the supreme judgement. And if this fails, they go for plan B: this plan b just hit me as the easier option since house of assembly petirions end at the appeal court. And lets not kid around, this appeal court seems to be in amaechi's pocket. So what's the deal? They, the apc must get 23 house of assembly members after the re runs, and if by any chance wike defeats dakuku in a re-run, these 23 'stoogies' impeach wike and his deputy in 2 months. The speaker which would definitely be apc takes over. MASTERSTROKE!

I think the journalist is overzealous, over ambitious and 'over stup1d' you interviewed a man as renowned and revered as professor sagay on the phone and you never thought it wise to see him in person to crosscheck, fine. Then the person on the phone who is supposed to be very close to president Buhari started speaking ill of buhari and against buhari still it didn't occur to you to verify this person. Your nostrils must be too tiny not to smell a rat at that point! It's just like interviewing someone on the phone who claims to be Rotimi amaechi and he's critisizing buhari. Wouldn't you meet him in person to be sure of what your ears are hearing? Instead you ran off to publish. I feel sad and Sorry for the repórter. It's either he didn't fully realize the consequences of his actions or he's dumb.

babysophie:
Old wine in new bottle wil always taste d same.

Wike in a clean bottle will always taste differently from the same wine in a dirty bottle.

drshrewd:
its official those thugs have finally been sacked

seriously?

And what if president Buhari says sorry to Nigerians even if it was Goodluck Jonathan who caused it actually? Anything wrong? Daft op.

zzzzy:
well when you said that in bold, you didn't say it is possible.

lol, what you smoking. Did I have to mention the word possible in that bolded statement. That's a statement of common sense na!

zzzzy:
so you are saying everyone in APC is good *head blows off while trying to understand*

It is possible, it is possible, it is possible! I used the statement over 3 times yet your brain still couldn't comprehend. *gathers what remains of his head littered on the ground, gets a lighter and some fuel and sets everything ablaze*

This guy has been detained for 3 months plus, I mean he's on lockdown, he used to eat solid rich 4 square meals, now he eats prison, beans and stony rice, he used to Cruise around the city in exotic rides now he's confined to a room, he used to make calls, watch TV, Use the Internet, now he's prolly staring at the ceiling, he used to fucckk hot biafran chicks every weekend now he's provided with only a big sized jar of vaseline to jerk himself off. And what are these biafrans and his foot soldiers doing? Still ranting on the Internet and saying he came back to get arrested and set a booby trap for the president? Biafrans please do something, this is unacceptable. It's just like a robber robs you of your 1 million naira and you become happy that he forgot 10,000 in the drawer as he was leaving. Shameless! Next time the albino would know better than calling the president a pedeophile and asking for contributions to purchase arms on international rádio.

babysophie:
If GEJ cross-carpets to APC nw,he wil become a saint jst like Timipre Sylver,G.U Ake n co. D pipul dt corrupted PDP r all in APC.

yes it's possible to be a devil in pdp and a Saint in APC, yes it is possible for a nigerian to break the law in Nigeria and obey laws in America, yes it is possible for a school boy to be a misfit under one teacher and a darling under another teacher, yes it was possible for a dasuki and a diezanni to be criminals under gej and be Saints under PMB, yes it is possible for people to be criminals under Goodluck and be Saints under buhari. Nobody was born a Saint or a villain. No politician was born a corrupt man or criminal, every politician conforms to the atitude of the leader.

Merry Christmas coded101 and all my barca fans. Let's have fun and enjoy the season.

shepherd77:
The arms deal was a fallout of gej's ineptitude so who should we blame? Me?


The subsidy payment covered majority of what gej's regime owed.so who do we blame? You?



So blames put on gej are justifiable.

I rest my case

#quote me wrongly and watch your d.ick head go shorter.

don't mind them at all. Whenever they see something to clutch on, they never miss the opportunity. The truth is bitter, that's why they look for scapegoats. In Lai Mohammed they have found one. The APC wouldn't be coming up with the blame game if only olisah metuh and the pdp would just keep their stinking traps short. Imagine I have a car which was mismanaged and vandalized by a friend. The friend gives me the car to fix. And instead of allowing me to fix it, he keeps reminding and blackmailing me everyday on why I have not fixed it. That's the situation. All these pdp apologist on this handle should advice metuh and the other bastards to stop nagging about nigeria's problems, if at all let other parties do, then Lai Mohammed will stop blaming Jonathan.

That's probably why he was só mad at the world.

sebod:
Hehehehehe, how we wan know say you no collect money? How far bro? I'm glad you now know that we can have two captains in a ship and still have a safe landing. Messi has proved the world wrong that he can accommodate anybody while still having his place intact while Neymar has proved that humility is key in living ones dream.

I had to swallow my words and eat humble pie. Thank God Messi didn't do unto Neymar what Ronaldo did Bale.

ElDeeVee:
Trophies won dubiously.
Ovrebo, Hauge, Frisk, Busacca and others.

comment made mischievously and irresponsibly. The senate should just pass that social media bill already, even if its just for people like you, we are prepared to bear the pain.

logica:

lol. Bros whish ones na? Am I under probe? I nor collect money from dasuki o!

Anytime any pdp apologist or any Jonathan fan boy comes out to insult buhari or the apc and ask why they have not fixed all of Nigeria's problems in 6 months, the right approach would be always to remind them that pdp and Jonathan caused the problems for 16 years. APC should have no apologies about this.

Seriously I don't know what's só difficult in Lai Mohammed's statement to understand. The man was asked how the fuel scarcity came about. Simply that the oil marketers went on strike for their Subsidy arreas since August 2014. Who doesnt know that the outstanding Subsidy payments caused the strike?

TonyeBarcanista:
I actually thought that they were reserving the position for the defeated APC Governorship candidate of Rivers state, Hon Dakuku Peterside. In all honesty, Peterside will be floored by Governor Wike. He should lobby for Ambassadorial position and forget about governing rivers.

Congrat to Ibim anyway... But no vacancy in Rivers state

rather its a statement to tell you and your cohorts that apc will go out for rivers state no holds barred. If you think you're tough bring it on. Millitants versus millitary. Heaven will not fall. Wike is getting arrested soon. Dakuku peterside is next rivers state governor. Let's watch and see.

Demdem2:

Tell the Bros to carry broom and renounce wike the thug. Ur contract will still be certain.

lol

I only came here to see amaechi. The lion of the tribe of ubima, the slayer of patience and Goodluck Jonathan, the nightmare of wike.

I didn't watch the real madrid real vallecano game. But I heard Cristiano Ronaldo angrily smashed the rebound into he net after Bale scored his 4th. And Cristiano Ronaldo gesticulated angrily after a ball was passed to Bale. And then rafa had to tactically change Bale. Infact I read on goal.com as well. And then when Messi and barca are winning titles someone somewhere would be telling us how Ronaldo scored 1000 goals. I know he doesn't know I even exist but still, I hate Cristiano Ronaldo. I just hate that fella.

Fair enough for me. The wizard or chief witch should now tell me what will happen to olisah metuh. Iam very interested in that.

I know the next thing I'd hear now is, obasanjo must be invited, ibb must be invited, gowon must be invited. Infact the ashes and spirits of Abacha and Yaradua must be invoked and summoned before efcc's magu. Waiting for the first wailer who will open the flood gates.

bykebyke:

how are people só creative?

merry02:
With one man one vote, APC can not win elections in south south

Sorry to burst your bubble bro, we shall do it how wike did it last time. Not one man one vote but 1 man, 1000 thumbs.