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usbcable: He has lost some battles against Barcelona as well noted. But haba guy, talk true even if this will be the one time you will ever do it. He has been a pain in da neck for barcelona in his days at chelsea, inter and now real madrid.
he lost his first match woefully to barcelona but look at last season and this season he has beaten barcelona more times than he lost.

and dipp, stop repeating thesame things over and over and over and over again on every single thread about mourinho and barcelona. if i talk of inter/chelsea vs barca game now; i bet you will mention abidal red card, bojan offside goal, milito off side goal etc etc. kai its becoming monotonous. if I must say.

lol. are they getting monotonous? really? just like pie equals 3.1472, just like the sky is above the land, just like you go to church on sundays and hear Jesus is Lord. facts are always monotonous and will always be cus they never change. why dont you just tell me it's a lie that milito wasnt 1 million yards offside or that abidal wasnt unfairly sent off. usb you sef talk true. do the math, mourinho and barcelona arent even. he has to achieve more to get even. he has some over barca actually but he needs to get even.

usbcable: Sir,

I believe I started seeing you on nairaland in 2011/12 season. So I guess you would be oblivious of when I and a certain Pharoh talk about a certain Pellegrini in the old thread. I liked Mou (infact adore him) but initially objected to his coming to RM. but now that "I saw the light" . I prefer he stays at least till the end of his contract so that Barca fans Migrane headache continues.

and if you should also know I and guys like chelseabmw and FBS (both chelsea fans) have had very cordial raport. Similar to what exists in all the clubs The Special one has coached. All the fans of his former clubs adore him even to a fault most times.

BTW, if you must know, I hardly watch epl matches but if i do its often Chelsea's first or at times Man citeh's

Mou, olushe'ya fun awon Baka.

[quote author=fresh_dude]He never tried too hard, he tried and fücked you guys at every turn and put your overrated arsës where they belong.
FACT: Barka fans get an ulcer when the words Jose Mourinho are uttered.[/quote]NUMBER 1; barca inflicted mourinho's heaviest defeat (5-0) in a la liga match and went on to win la liga that year. NUMBER 2; barca s0d0mised madrid 2-0 at their own backyard and went on to win the champions league making mourinho almost weep in his press conference. NUMBER 3; messi scored one of the greatest goals in champions league history against madrid dispatching 5 real madrid defenders leaving a certain mourinho in awe on the sideline. NUMBER 4; barca defeated mourinho leaving him frustrated to the extent of physically assaulting the barca coach. this season he defeats barca in la liga and still doesnt win la liga(it hurts). he defeated barca in the supercopa and won it simply because a certain victor valdez gifted de maria a goal. now mourinho fvcking barca and all that, why the he11 is that coming from. mourinho will never forget his experience with barca in a long long time. mourinho has contested 3 league titles with barca and won just one and lost 2. in the champions league mourinho and barca have contested in 4 seasons with success at 2 apiece. so apart from the 2 league titles in favour of barca the other underlining stat is the 5-0 drubbing. how are they gon' come here and put mourinho over barca. crazy stuff.

all these chelsea players and fans na agbayas. their mates they play champions league dem they they play uefa nor let us hear word. na uefa cup dem they celebrate like this?

uduaghan! money really miss road for there o!

beauty and the beast!

Siena: She looks great! I see nothing wrong with her figure - toned, long and lean.

For those saying she's exposing too much, she's wearing a bikini, for God's sake! What else should she wear on the beach, in the water, buba and wrapper? Hypocrites, get a life!

she should even remove the bikini if she wants, a lot of people do go buck nak.ed on the beach. but she must not show it to the world.

dasparrow: Her husband, a white man who has a different cultural mindset from yours does not mind. Oluchi is a model and you can see she is doing a photo shoot for a fashion magazine or store advert. So, because Oluchi is married with 2 kids, she should not work as a model again? Posing in swim suits is part of her job so let her be and stop drinking panadol for another man's headache. Live your life as you see fit. Not everyone has a Nigerian cultural mindset.

even adam and eve had to duck and get coverage for their bodies! but i thought i was allowed to express a personal oppinion on nairaland? what i say might not be the correct oppinion but i thought i could express my oppinion! except you trying to tell me otherwise.

safarigirl: dear, she's someone's wife first before a mother. If her hubby loves what he sees, why should she bother what her kids or the rest of you think? Mummy's a model kids, she has to be in shape

well, you may be right. but who would love his wife appearing to the public semi nvde like this? what a crazy world we live in.
PS-i dont have issues with the shape, it's cool. but dear, i could almost see her pubic hairs and her 50% of her breas+s.

shymexx: This is more of a political statement than anything else.

I believe a mini-martial law has been effected in those states for some time now, and nothing has changed. It's still the same thing. And a full martial law without rendering the governors "impotent" is just going to end up the same way.

You lot need to thread carefully before the BH thing consumes the whole country.

yes i agree with you. it's more of a political statement. it was nevertheless a very bold move. i have never been happier with the president than now.

iwanchop: Why declare s state of emergency in Adamawa?
I smell something there,the president doesn't want it to look political
Borno and Yobe are controlled by opposition parties hence he was looking for a scapegoat (PDP controlled state) to partially balance it politically.He found the scapegoat in Adamawa.

iam sure you're right, but hey, it was a nice move. he should have included kano.

alnaijiri: State of Emergency in the North is a codeword for restricting democracy and autonomy of the Muslim North and subjugate Muslims under this Xtian Crusader government. We know this is what the South wants. Maybe they're bankrolling BH and other "Islamic" groups all along to get what they want.

keep your trap shut.

yeesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. now i will vote for you again.

after 2 kids? my mama aint no beauty queen nor a celebrity but i'd be embarrased to grow up and see her appear like this to the public.

leave anambra people alone to choose their successor and go to your family and choose your next of kin instead.

just imagine that! governor obi coming out to make such statement with impunity. your party will decide the flag bearer and anambra peolple will choose their governor. go to your family and choose your next of kin instead!

eyoniggar: I am not taking sides, but I think I understand dippset more than anybody would on this thread. It touches him to the bone when some anti-Barca put up annoying facts/statements, whenever he tries to correct or debate them, he always make mention of it, if there is need or reason for it to be mentioned. I think the messi issue sprung up based on the re-occurring hamstring injury he suffered and he was only trying to re-assure the haters the that he wasn't truly fit during the Semi ties. If we as cules are all the same in terms of how we express ourselves based on our passionate support for this club, then we can classify that as a vague or pretentious support, this dude IMO his so passionate that he wants to use every means available to clear the air when they come up with bullock yanz!! What else are we fans for? My 2cent though!! lets maintain some peace fellow cules!!

Btwn, CONGRATS TO ALL THE CULES ON THE NAIRALAND THREAD, CLINCHING THIS LIGA TITLE THIS SEASN NOR BE YEYE!!

respect bro. thanks for understanding me. yeah, congratulations to all cules. this title is already seeming like an anti climax because we had it from day one and we got spanked by bayern. but we shall not let it. lets celebrate everybody.

messi out for the season. cool though, he needs the rest, but my 100 points in jeopardy.

thegoodjoehunt: His answers are always funny and bri same time.

CFCfan: Mourinho is just too funny

funny? bri? his answers are always immature and insultive! matured professionals shouldnot make fun of their colleagues like they are in a kindergarten play ground. how you find that funny really beats me, same way you found his poking of someone's eye funny. smh!

usbcable: same here.

hopefully chelsea also wins the Europa league.

are you guys on a solidarity movement? lol.
[quote author=fresh_dude]Chelsea fan actually but support Madrid in Spain, too bad they're going through tempestous times ATM. I hope they clinch the Copa Del Rey.[/quote]

[quote author=A-40]Lol see the things Bayern don cause

I no know if una go fit afford Hummels oh! Yall might have to cough out 40-45 million euros its better to look for a cheaper option within or outside Spain

@ddippset
Even your Barca compadres are telling you to cool it! A 10000% fit Messi would have changed nada so just keep it moving bruh[/quote]bro you sef nor dey tire? afterall dem don tell me say i nor de tire? i dont know whether a 10000% fit messi for change anything sha, all i know be say the messi wey play bayern nor reach 100% fit messi. simple.

thegoodjoehunt: Yes. If you take into the injury crisis this season. Aguero was out almost the whole season, Yaya went for the nations cup and came back injured. Kompany was out injured for almost the whole season. We are left with an ineffective Nasri, Zabaletta, Tevez and Dzeko.

Forget the millions hype. Man City is my team and I know the weak points. Our strength lies in Kompany, Yaya, Silva and Aguero. When once these guys are not functioning, the team is average.

you are correct.in football, player price and player quality is not always a direct proportion. otherwise why would a borussia dortmund eliminate a real madrid? no matter how much city spends on t's players it's too early to expect them to permanently dethrone chelsea and man united, and even arsenal. they have to give it some time, say 4 seasons, then they be well established at the top.

EmmyDe25: Yeah... a job in Italy, not in any of the top clubs in Europe. Dude, are u for real? U said Mancini shot City to the lime light? do u have any idea the amount of pounds this guy has spent in his entire three and half years at City in procuring players from all around Europe? Yet you expect him not to be up there with the high and mighties jostling for the champions league crown? Give Moyes 30 million pounds and see what he would have done with that everton team, or hand Wenger 50 million pounds and see what his team will turn to.

bro it's not easy. this is man city not chelsea or arsenal. even if he spent 1 billion pounds, man u and chelsea have spent before him and are more establised. man u and chelsea can equally buy whoever they want. it's just like spending billions on valencia, yes you should expect them to do wonders in 2 years but spend billions on a getafe they can never work the miracle in less than 3 or 4 years. manchini should have been given one more season. if alex fergusson was treated this way, all the parade happening at old trafford tonight would never have happened.

thegoodjoehunt:
Too sad men. Mancini really tried for our team. Shocking.

I remember the joy he brought:

He helped us win Fergie/Man Utd 1-6 at Old Trafford.
Beat Man Utd in 2011 in the FA Cup at Wembley stadium at the Semi Finals.
Won The FA Cup in 2011.
Won the First Premeir league.

We will miss you Mancini.

he will get another big deal before the next season begins and also city will pay him off with a whooping sum of at least 20 million pounds, but still the sack was cruel. anyways we do not have to feel pity for him, rather he should feel pity for us here on nairaland!

manchini did very well domestically. man city was never a top 4 club. even with the billions spent nobody should have expected him to dethrone the more established quartet of liverpool, arsenal, chelsea and man united so fast. these 4 clubs are not there for play, so in england he did very well. my problem with him was in europe. he always had the misfortune of being in the groups of death in the champions league and i could pardon him for not qualifying to the second round after just 2 attempts but gaining only 3 points without even a home victory was just pathetic. anyway i would have given him one more chance to make the QF in europe. do not worry manchini you will get another big job sooner rather than later.

honeric01: when you talk too much, you start making less sense.

Advice.....

and you're in the best position to say who talks too much and who doesnt, and then who makes sense and who doesnt? as what? god or robin hood? get outta here!

honeric01: Do you nag like this offline?

DO you poke your nose around offline? abeg trim your nose small my guy.

AjanleKoko: Bros,
Enough of this your Bayern complaint abeg.
They beat us, and thoroughly, what is your issue? Even the people who played the match have moved on. Na mouth dem dey take play ball?

i just thought that with messi's relapse i had a chance to buttress all i had been saying since that a** whooping. believe me my a** feels even more whooped than yours but trust me Sir i've let it go now and that's the reason i didnt respond to A-40. but you do not have to be rude MR BARCELONA. it's a free thread and everyone is allowed to say something 'STVPID' from time to time so quit playing smart 2-4-7 cus you just aint! most times you act like you're the president or better still the police of this thread. next time pls address me politely if you must, MR BARCELONA FC.

logica: He he. It's a friendly o. July 24th.

tito and co. better go shopping for the required players now o! and not behave like the 1mbeciles they behaved like last transfer window. (ps. i wouldnt be surprised if the bought 2 strikers or do not buy at all)

on course for 100 points! but sadly barca had to play the closing stages of the athletico match with 10 men cus tito had already made the 3 maximum subs because messi could not finish the game after he suffered another relapse of his hamstring injury. but there are some bayern munich fans here who get paranoid when you talk about it, getting a feeling that their 7-0 demolition of barca is being tainted such that even at gun point, would never agree that messi has been suffering for the past 1 month.

hmn! brazilian weavons really work.

mourinho and his boys are just trying to spoil our party but we aint letting them, are we? last year they celebrated la liga like they won a ticket to an everlasting life. this year they trailed us from match day one and for one long season it felt like we won the league since match day one and so the feeling of being la liga champions is dampened. and then look at it again tonight, they wouldn't even give us a chance to beat athletico madrid and celebrate into the night. so what do tito and the boys and of course we do now? nothing. we must celebrate and pop the champaigne nevertheless.

esere826: I went out yesterday to have a great time,
and could not help noticing the number of fine boys and girls with terrible dirty habits in the public


Probably people that do this grew up in dirty areas,
and learnt to instinctively roll up phlegm and spit it out with trajectory expertise
But now you are in a posh neighborhood, kindly desist

When you where in in the village with its exposed soil everywhere,
it probably made sense for you to spit out bones on the ground when eating.
You were doing your part to enrich soil nutrients and give bingo a chance to partake of your meals.
But now you are in the city eating out in a tiled or cemented floor environment. So kindly desist


You are not infested with crab lice, so please stop scratching you stuff in public


And then you want to shake someone with the same hands abi?
why not just dig your nose into a cup and make some tea off it.


Yep, those panties have a way of slipping to the wrong places.
But please put your back against the wall or look for somewhere more private when adjusting them


The feel of nature brushing aganist your totori is awesome when peeing in public alright,
but it looks so ungentlemanly especially when you step out of your landrover looking tooch
just before you amaze the crowd with your dog instinct to mark your territory

I must commend ladies for being more careful in this act. I havent seen more than 10 ladies do this in my lifetime.
The first time I saw a lady do this, I almost collapsed.
She spread her legs, raised her skirts (or wrapper) shifted her panties, and opened her tap


I learnt it was a bad habit, so I've learnt to close my mouth when chewing



.....................................................................
Common guys, lets all develop some civility

parents, also ensure your kids do not pick up these habits,
especially from their friends whose parents have not devoted same effort as you in tooching up their kids

....Stay Blessed

very well written. very funny presentation. nice.