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Rest on Soldier!!

liliandrew:
https://www.newtelegraphng.com/2019/10/wifes-murder-i-thought-i-was-killing-a-goat-husband/

What do you expect in a State where the Governor is doing Marijuana business?? How on earth can you not differentiate HUMAN voice and that of Goat? WEED at work!!!!

Sir, don't be shocked! This is not a Chieftaincy post............

BlacSmit:
I love president Putin. He's a conservative Christian.

Please forward you Bank details to me for this comment.
Russia my country...
Putin my President.....

Nice one @ OP......

Vin Diesel, my correct man.......

Na dem sabi. I'll watch DAVID and GOLIATH cartoon on SUPERBOOK.

COZA rape.........it's not trending and uninteresting again.

Nice one @ OP.......
The only aspect I'll disagree with you is giving ''sin'' a special prefrence like painting those who have lost their virginity that they will not be favoured.......Na lie!!!
What if I am a virgin and I perform other sinful acts? Telling lies, stealing, killing, masturbating, etc. God is not a man that judges with our outward or physical activities, He deals with the motives of our heart and He is a merciful God. Sin has no special picture....SIN IN SIN!
I could remember when I was in school back then. Those ''runs babes/guys'' who will not attend classes are doing well today while some wey dey form ''bookworm'' and killing themselves in school fellowships are still looking for job even at their age. Virginity is not a function of God's favour. Bible says ''The race is not for the swift but it is God who shows mercy''. Also the book of proverbs talks about ''Favour is deceitful and beauty is in vain but a woman that fears the Lord shall be praised''
When MERCY is at work in your life, every other thing will fall into places.

Clones everywhere!! Sometimes ago, we got some informations that PMB was cloned. Now Bobrisky ..........
Bobrisky should charge Ore Badmus to court for illegal resemblance.

Onyi22:
Wow but to be sincere this girl is pretty.......

You mean IT is pretty?

COZA news everywhere!!! Fatoyinbo everywhere!! The whole rape story is not even interesting again. ONLY GOD KNOWS THE REAL TRUTH ABOUT THE STORY.

Attention please!!! If I've offended anyone on Nairaland and the world at large, come out now and say it...I am ready to apologize and make necessary corrections. Don't wait till when i become a Pastor or a celebrity before you start coming out.

This is cruel!!!
I could understand the economic situation and other factors in the country but in this age and time, let Parents learn how to keep eyes on their children....mostly female kids. This issue of rape is becoming another reason why God will end the world in a jiffy. If it is gaari and kulikuli you can afford for your kids, please buy it and let them know it's just for a while. It is better than allowing them to stay with one aunty or uncle or funny relatives somewhere.

Chai!!! Twitters user are too mean........

I like the guy!! My bold nigga!!

ProsperChild:
721 persons secured FG employment with fake certificates in six agencies – Report
punchng.com Jun 20, 2019 4:25 AM

ICPC spokesperson, Mrs. Rasheedat Okoduwa
Olufemi Atoyebi, Abuja

Not less than 721 members of staff of Federal Government agencies secured employment using forged academic certificates between 2015 and 2018, The PUNCH learnt on Wednesday.

A document obtained by our correspondent in Abuja, indicated that the Independent Corrupt Practices and Other Related Offences Commission detected the figure after it carried out certificate verification of six government agencies.

The six agencies are Nigerian Security and Civil Defence Corps, Nigeria Immigration Service, Nigeria Prisons Service, Pension Transition Arrangement Department, Federal Fire Service and National Identity Management Commission.

At the end of the exercise, the commission was able to verify academic certificates of 40,808 staff of the six Federal Government agencies.

According to the figure obtained by our correspondent, 11,996 certificates had been verified by the commission, while 721 certificates were found to have been forged.

An ICPC source, who spoke to our correspondent on condition of anonymity, said that investigation was still ongoing to determine the authenticity of the other certificates submitted by staff of the concerned agencies.

He said the task was being carried out in conjunction with academic institutions that appeared on the certificates, adding that about 5000 certificates had been cleared by some of the institutions as at April 2019.

The figure obtained by our correspondent, which was verified by the ICPC source, said that between 2015 and 2018, assets worth N2.62bn were recovered by the agency from those who were found guilty of misusing their position as public officers. They included 158 government vehicles, buildings, plots of land and farmlands.

The source said, “ICPC was contacted to verify the authenticity of academic and professional certificates of staff at the six FG agencies. Some of the certificates have been returned but we have 721 certificates verified to have been forged. Those who submitted the said certificates are still in court while we have secured varying degrees of court judgment for some of them. It is still an on-going exercise.”

Another figure obtained by our correspondent from the spokesperson for the ICPC, Mrs Rasheedat Okoduwa, revealed that between 2015 and 2019, cash worth N29bn was recovered by the commission from individuals and organisations, while 66 convictions were so far recorded. She added that within the period, 273 cases were filed by the commission in various courts across the country.

Source:
https://punchng.com/721-persons-secured-fg-employment-with-fake-certificates-in-six-agencies-report/amp/

Na today? This one no be news joooo....

Adakintroy:
We know God give talents. But we are products of our enviroment. The enviroment you leave determines the stretch to a great extent. And no better enviroment to grow humour than the getho. Every day is one drama, comedy or horror in their purest form.

Congregation of rich are too serious and formal. Hard to get much material from them. Almost all their knowledge is "textbook".

Truth!!
You sounds factual!! I like you!! no.....I love you!!

Adakintroy:
Stop acting a fool..it was the poverty that gave you your talent. Gave you the opportunity to see things from a complete different stand point. Be gratefull for poverty is a good teacher.

Now that you always with the rich. see how dry and boring your jokes have become.

You're wrong and right at the same time. God gave him the talent but poverty made him to DISCOVER it. Bible says ''Every good and perfect gift comes from God......''

boyjo:
Amen.
She has a womb and she is gonna give birth.

Amen....

Ijawwomaninoyo:
Humanly speaking, it is impossible but with God, Nothing is Impossible.
May God help her heal, but she needs to leave her environment.
People are just wicked!
Maybe it is even unprofessional to make it public because the girl might eventually commit suicide.

Ride on Pastor!!! But seriously at times I feel God has left us and he's no longer coming back to this country. If you read 10 headline of news, at least 6-7 will be bad or unpleasant news....no good news again. If the angel in charge of trumpet for rapture could not find it, let him blow saxophone and just end the world.
Lord please have mercy on this country!!!!

ebusnwaoma:
A yet-to-be-identified Nigerian man has been apprehended, after he killed a lady with his friends and reportedly used her corpse to cook peppersoup for sale.

The man who killed the lady and used her corpse to cook peppersoup for sale is from the Northern side of Nigeria, and she committed the crime with the help of some of his friends from same region. He was paraded by residents of the community, who questioned where he kept the head of the lady who was killed. He was thereafter forced to carry the pot used in cooking the deceased, as the residents of the area in Cross River State pushed on to nab other culprits linked to the crime.



https://unclesuru.com/2019/06/19/man-kills-lady-in-calabar-uses-her-corpse-to-cook-peppersoup-for-sale/

Wakanda thing is this??
I'm done with planet Earth......moving to Gliese 581 c.

Scatterscatter:
TBH, there is no time we won't blow this trumpet ourself. Seems the angel in charge has traveled

IMO, these women should be kept in isolation, in an extremely small & totally dark room with no ray of light till they go insane and cry out their lungs before carrying out the same act on them slowly & systematically, then feed their carcasses to the vultures and wild beasts living in the Amazon forest!

Exactly my thought. The Angel hasn't travelled. He is rehearsing on SAXOPHONE cos he's not blowing trumpet again. THE WAY AND MANNER EVIL IS TRENDING IN THIS END TIME, TRUMPET IS TOO SMALL.

johnkay1:
Let me screen her.

Her brain is reacting to something strange in her system. Maybe weed, her roommate can put weed in her pot of vegetable soup.

Is that FIDO DIDO? ......the best 7up jingle ever.

EVILFOREST:
The GUY no try at all.
He should have gone CLOSER...
Doesn’t he watch ALJAZERRA and CNN..??

How do we now differentiate SARS from the ROBBERS when he is miles away..??
PLEASE ensure you get closer next time...

What a Reporter...!!!

Lemme maintain a sniper position and give you a shot........

OkaNaUbe:

I'll gladly accept it and even draw a monthly roster for him on his cheating pursuit. I will also use it as a prayer point in church ''Holy ghost fire, remove every obstacle on his way for him to always cheat on me and give me 1M everyday''
30M is not bad for monthly income.

donziggyman:
I can sleep my father and mother join. They will know later that it's a business. Trust my mom she will congratula me warmly

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What if this is the only opportunity you have to make it in life?? Considering your past struggles and hustling plus the current harsh economy.......

Nbote:
One thing is clear from d photo, she's trying to kip her head above water while trying to get books which could signify pursuit of knowledge.. It possibly means she's striving hard to acquire knowledge despite d challenge(water). She's stuck between keeping her head above water while struggling with d books or dropping d books completely.

Nice one!
This clearly defines wisdom and knowledge. Knowledge is knowing that striving hard to get things done is good and wisdom is knowing when to quit and wait for the water to go down or flows out before coming back to your pursuit. DON'T DIE IN OCEAN WHEN YOU CANNOT SWIM!!

FoxyFlow:
This one na jazz... India and Chinese people eh, fear them. Na so the other day, them remove hundred needles from one small pikin balls, like his scrotum. No external injury o, needle just plenty for the pikin preek. Abi na the one wey dem remove nails from him head

Make una just leave this people....

No be say na jazz package. It's possible that he is suffering from a condition called ACUPHAGIA. Some are not just comfortable eating normal food. They can swallow any object even stones just to be fine. There is another condition called KLEPTOMANIAC -urge to steal what you can afford. Some can afford to buy 5 iphones without shaking but they will want to steal charger of Nokia 3310. So many funny things dey this world sha......
Crazy world!! I'm outta here......