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CelebritiesRe: Angel Smith: “What I Do With My Boobs Is Nobody’s Business” by deanoffaculty: 2:27pm On Nov 15, 2021
Davash222:
To give birth to a Girl child in Nigeria is 3rd most deadliest things on earth.

Christianity EtcRe: Is This Real? Can You Attend This Type Of Church If You Will Be Given #10m If Yo by deanoffaculty: 1:17pm On Nov 01, 2021
Sunday service is 10M.....please how much for vigil and mid-week programs? I'm ready to attend.
Foreign AffairsRe: Egypt Is Building A New Capital City by deanoffaculty: 11:51am On Oct 21, 2021
SmartProf:
Look at how another Middle East nation is advancing while in Nigeria, the Ruga/Miyetti allah loving govt is passionately building a new capital city for global terrorism with it's misgovernance...infact, the Turkish President on his visit to AsoRock said terrorists who attempted to oust him in a failed coup, have migrated to Nigeria. Look, any Nigerian who still uses that line 'we can't go back to 'Egypt' is a joker, cos the Egypt we have today is a far better choice to go to than the wilderness we have in Nigeria.
Chai!! Just thinking of what brought Nigeria to this unending state of putrefy. I pray God will heal our land and show us mercy!
EducationRe: Can You Guess Who's Dead In This Picture? by deanoffaculty: 9:55am On Oct 20, 2021
Bluewitch:
Dead soldiers still hold their guns very tight....
@Bluewitch......only if the soldier is a witch in Nigerian military or U.S. Marine grin grin
EducationRe: Can You Guess Who's Dead In This Picture? by deanoffaculty: 9:39am On Oct 20, 2021
'A' is a good swimmer for him to float on water.
'B' is a Yahoo boy imagining when his client will pay.
But that 'C'....his position is suspicious. With his neck towards one side and his legs crossed can never be convenient for any sane person. I think he dozed off.
Nobody's dead!
Just in case Money will given at the close of this tread, I'll go for 'C' . cheesy grin
TravelRe: Can Someone Travel Out Of The Country Without Covid-19 Vaccine? by deanoffaculty:
Enn214:
huh
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PoliticsRe: Igbo And Yourba E-wars by deanoffaculty: 10:56am On Oct 18, 2021
Let's save the headache for another day. All I know is the relationship between Yorubas and Igbos is more cordial than any other tribe or Ethnic group......forget E-war. They will come to the internet for face-off during the day and grab a bottles of beer in the night.

One Nigeria!!!
RomanceRe: Ladies, Would You Agree To Date And Uncircumcised Man? Your Opinion by deanoffaculty:
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CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Transgender Deevah Displays His Body In Sexy Lingerie by deanoffaculty:
sammybest889:
If god no blow trumpet dis week e no go reach ending of next week b4 e blow (cus Sodom and Gomorrah) de learn work 4 dis my generation

No b 4 my mouth una go hear say na person born dis idiomatic expression
The time wey God mention trumpet ehn, sin never dey like this. Sin don heavy wella these days.....na SAXOPHONE baba God wan blow.
RomanceRe: Guys, Let's Settle This: Bum-bum Or Boobs? by deanoffaculty: 9:34am On Oct 02, 2021
Omicron007:
As for me, I'm stuck in between the two.
My woman must be endowned in the front and at the back.

However, some guys prefer the backside to the mammary glands in terms of size, while others are vice-versa.

Let's hear from you.

PS: Respond responsibly

RomanceRe: Can You Do This For 700 Million?? by deanoffaculty: 1:14pm On Sep 16, 2021
Medusa65:
Can you.....?? cheesy cheesy cheesy
Run naked 3minutes and get 700M? How much for a whole family of 7 to run naked for 3minutes? Let's talk business. grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Why Do Men Don't Fancy Celebrating Birthday Like Women?? by deanoffaculty: 1:07pm On Sep 16, 2021
Juliusmomoh:
Am just confuse about it.

Why don't men fancy it ?
This same question applies to why men don't live long. See ehn....what is running through their head is far more higher to that of ladies/women. Pay bills, family satisfaction, demand from girlfriend/wife, chasing better life, etc. Meanwhile when you do scan to female brains, e go shock you...there you'll find birthday, Big brother Naija, bone straight wig, data subscription, fashion hub, celebrity gist, parte after parte, iphone, etc...
Kudos to all Men out there....una dey try!!!!
CelebritiesRe: I Saw TB Joshua In Hell And He Told Me This”- Prophet Explains by deanoffaculty: 11:47am On Sep 10, 2021
BDXTRA:
who won the fight? cheesy
I won..... grin grin
CelebritiesRe: I Saw TB Joshua In Hell And He Told Me This”- Prophet Explains by deanoffaculty: 4:14pm On Sep 09, 2021
moregist4you202:
The world is gradually turning into something unpredictable and words alone can not say where the world is headed in the future. Well, nothing seems too surprising anymore.

There’s is a post on Facebook about the late TB Joshua which seems very interesting and quite weird at the same time.

This particular post has gone viral on social media, and netizens can’t seem to stop talking about it.

In the post, it was reported that a certain prophet from Zimbabwe claims he went to heaven and met the late prophet TB Joshua in hell who gave him a message to deliver to another prophet named Prophet Makandiw.

Here is a caption of the viral post:

” A well prestigious Zimbabwean Prophet, known for his measurable predictions ” Prophet Mudungwe” claims he has recently gotten back from a superb retreat where he was making arrangements and sorting out the arrival of Jesus, he met TB Joshua in the profundities of misery, in the most natural-sounding way for him he said ” tragically we didn’t t have a satisfying visit since Joshua is just permitted 10 words every month, except he implored me to reveal to Prophet Makandiwa that he needs to change his ways in light of the fact that the fire is excessively hot”

Can this be true?

We all know the world is full of fake prophets, but TB Josua was well known worldwide and respected as well.

SCREENSHOTS AND PHOTOS HERE: https://toktok9ja.com/i-just-returned-from-heaven-i-saw-tb-joshua-in-hell-and-he-told-me-this-prophet-explains/
Prophet Mudungwe was suffering from malaria fever not vision. I could remember sometimes ago when I had a dream that I was fighting with Jackie chan. It was later I realized it was malaria symptom. What's my business with Jackie chan in the first place?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Ibadan Job For N175,000 Or Kaduna Job For N259,000 : Which Should I Go For? by deanoffaculty: 1:10pm On Sep 07, 2021
kingsolium:
Good morning house, pls I need your views and opinions on this subject matter.

Ok, I currently work with an FMCG Coy in Ibadan as an inventory officer where I earn N175k net on a monthly basis. It’s important to state here that I was living in Lagos prior to my getting this FMCG job. So, I moved to Ibadan 2 months ago and currently put up with a friend in his apartment while I try to figure out how to move my stuffs to Ibadan on relocation basis. But along the line, I got a job with a big agricultural establishment affiliated to a mki89multinational agricultural firm and I’m being offered N259k for a start excluding other benefits such as airtime(15k) which is different from my main salary. Also note that the N259k is gross so my take home could be around N230k or thereabouts. Now here’s the challenge. This new job is in Kaduna(the state capital) and I’ve not been to kaduna before. So, house what do you think about this. I need your candid, sincere and factual advice on this matter.

Thank you
@KingSolium....
Kindly go for the 259k offer. Kaduna state is not bad. Don't allow FEAR to set in. Ohh! Bandits, Terrorists, kidnappers.......those horrific news you watch on Television/social media platforms and unpleasant news you listen to on radio, right? I understand! Zion is safe, it's only Northern Kaduna that I can't guarantee.
God no go leave you dude!!!
RomanceRe: Woman Wins World's Widest Mouth Award by deanoffaculty: 3:33pm On Jul 31, 2021
I just remembered that man in ARTEMIS FOWL movie......mouth that can swallow any object.
PoliticsRe: Mr Macaroni Leads The Lekki Toll Gate Protesters (video) by deanoffaculty: 9:05am On Feb 13, 2021
lkillbrokehoes:
Carry on, we are solidly behind you.
When you are there on a couch eating popcorn and watching channels news hour.....#LoriIro

EducationRe: What Is The Only English Word That Ends In The Letters "MT" by deanoffaculty: 5:26pm On Feb 06, 2021
BuhariMT
RomanceRe: Body To Die For...actress Idia Aisien Flaunts Her Curves In Sexy Swimwear Photos by deanoffaculty: 4:03pm On Feb 01, 2021
navzla:
lol body to die for"I was expecting to see the body of Christ

Christianity EtcRe: Daddy Freeze: Before You Give A Pastor Your January Salary, Think About This by deanoffaculty: 11:45pm On Jan 24, 2021
LMS1:
I Have Never Heard Any News Of This People (who are non-muslim)Giving Thanks Service In The Church abi them and pastor the beef? huh
Aliko Dangote
Mike Adenuga
Jeff Stefflon
Warren Buffet
Qatar Crown Prince
Tony Elemelu
Ned Nwoko
Bill Gates
Bezos Djovik
Hushpuppy grin
Forte Otedola
Alhaji Dantata
Mohammed RANO.

It Seems Religion And Poor People Do Blood Covenant! grin
Laughsss......

TravelRe: Many Dead As Truck Rams Into Shops In AAUA by deanoffaculty: 11:27pm On Jan 24, 2021
I don't even know which of these two kills more - DANGOTE TRUCKS or FULANI CATTLE HERDERS?
Vanity upon vanity......all is vanity!!
PoliticsRe: NIN Holders To Pay N15,000 To Correct Date Of Birth, 5000 For Name, Address by deanoffaculty: 8:38am On Jan 08, 2021
adewasco19:
Please is Nigeria cursed? I want to know
grin
PoliticsRe: Elon Musk Overtakes Jeff Bezos To Become Richest Man In The World by deanoffaculty: 8:27am On Jan 08, 2021
I knew Elon Musk will get to this stage. The Electric moving vehicle company he owns is one of the major achievements for him. Kudos to Elon Musk!!
CrimeRe: Professor Caught On Tape While Kissing A Married Female Student In His Office by deanoffaculty: 11:20am On Jan 07, 2021
LA click la FCMB
EducationRe: Deeper Life High School Fees (photos) by deanoffaculty: 9:14am On Jan 07, 2021
flamingREED:
Do you know what tithe means?
A poor man according to IBRD in Nigeria earns around 25k.
The tithe is #2500.

Is that what you want to pay as school fees?
I get it ..it can't work. In fact, it will never work out. This life sef no balance. Poor people will never cease in the land according to Bible. God go help us ....
EducationRe: Deeper Life High School Fees (photos) by deanoffaculty: 9:04am On Jan 07, 2021
Hammergirl:
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Have read alot of comment like yours and I'm fed up. I work in a school and there are standards that's every school will like to meet, hence the cost of tuition fee. When I say standard I mean quality. For crying out loud, DLF fees is very cheap and I wonder the quanlity of services they render. If any of the church members can't afford it, then let them go to schools they can afford. Have a good day.
I understand the 'standard' thing and that is just the truth. Honestly, I just feel for people who WISH but no WILL. I am not particular about DLF but all denominations with standard schools.
Cheers!!
EducationRe: Deeper Life High School Fees (photos) by deanoffaculty: 8:55am On Jan 07, 2021
Reference:
Free...Good. BUT,
How will the teachers be paid.
How will the pupils be fed and housed.
Hiw will electricity and water be provided.
How will security, educational materials and statutory obligations be handled if the school is free.

People say tithes and offerings. What they fail to understand is that there unlike taxes and levies of government, church offerings are not mandatory, are not enforceable and have no fixed rate so income for planning and budgetary purposes is impossible.

Will you have a school open one week when offerings are adequate and closed the next when receipts are paltry.... No institution can successfully run that way.

Then you have the issues of equity. If you make it free for one then it will have to be free for all. Who then will be a church member...the whole world of course. For no man will pay for what he can get free....

Just think about it for a minute and reason out reality. That is why the world has come to an ingenious decision called a scholarship. That enables the inadequate while maintaining equity and reality through set criteria.
Gaskiya, I get you point-blank and I understand those facts. Just that at times I feel there should be a balance somewhere and somehow. It is well.....
EducationRe: Deeper Life High School Fees (photos) by deanoffaculty: 8:22pm On Jan 06, 2021
All these Nigerian churches ehn......they will establish schools that common church members and average Nigerian cannot afford. Meanwhile, poor people also pays tithe in Church but their school is only meant for the rich. Heaven will be full of many surprises. Market women are inside sun struggling to make ends meet and churches are using their offerings to build Facilities they can't access.
God dey sha.....
CelebritiesRe: Cobhams Asuquo Turns 40, Postpones Celebration (photo) by deanoffaculty: 1:40pm On Jan 06, 2021
HBD COBHAMS. You keep moving up and on despite the challenge. You are legend any day. Hips!! You always remind me of Stevie Wonder.

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