₦airaland Forum

BrainBucksNG:
This one na lie. Where is worse than Nigeria, or Africa? Where in this world? Tell me plsss
Abeg we worst

But na true sha.
A friend once told me "If you can survive in Nigeria, you can survive in HellFire. You know what? Nigeria is worse than HellFire" The statement sounds funny but has iota of Truth. Nigeria is a dead-moving country. Nothing works in NIGERIA.

Apple and Samsung will start working on DNA IOS.......watch out.

BrainBucksNG:
Bros walahi talahi I wish I could deny this truth for Africa. But I can't. She's 100% on point!

...but we still dey try o. Nigeria is not bad and Africa as well.

That's not true. We produce our local toothpaste. Dabur toothpaste, MyMy toothpaste, and other herbal toothpastes. If not for our leaders in Africa and most especially in NIGERIA, why would this Bobrisky-like lady be running her mouth. African Pastors sef too dey Bleep up. Na soso anointing oil. Can't they even use their brains to float companies where they can produce cooking oil instead? The lady is right on that sha....
Despite all odds, I LOVE AFRICA. I LOVE NIGERIA AND I'M PROUD TO BE BLACK!

Haaaa wetin happen.......Na DNA phone? I can only get the phone if it can run Paternity test.

FCMB Monkey.........

Macsjebs:
Source: https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/meet-snakeman-who-lives-120-23254076

Don't even know what to call him......George of the Jungle, Dr.Dollitle, Tarzan....

Coronavirus00:
My wife just gave birth

and I just lost my job and.. I don't have enough cash to discharge her from hospital and I don't know if the platform will able to help me.

I just sent you a DM.....kindly reply.

Coronavirus00:
My wife just gave birth

and I just lost my job and.. I don't have enough cash to discharge her from hospital and I don't know if the platform will able to help me.

See ehn things like this don't work on Nairaland or any social media platforms. The "bad eggs" would not allow people to render help again. How do you want people to believe this when you are not even giving details? Anybody can get picture of a newly born baby anywhere just to scam people. Where is the picture of the mother and yourself with the baby?

TheSourcerer:
Carl Großmann was a serial killer who lived in Germany during the late 19th and early 20th centuries. The exact nature and extent of his crimes is unknown, he was arrested after his neighbours reported the sound of screams coming from his apartment. When the police entered they found the body of a young woman who had been killed, and Großmann was charged with first degree murder.

This was the only body that the police would find, but they also discovered blood stains in his home that suggested at least three other victims. A police report from 1921 states that Großmann confessed to murdering 4 women, however some reports suggest the number of victims could be as high as 50. Neighbours stated that he would regularly have female visitors to his home, however they would not see these visitors leave. There was also a rumour spreading that he was cannibal, and that he was selling the flesh of his victims on the black market during the first world war, passing it off as typical animal meat. It is thought he may have discarded the inedible portions of his victims, as pieces of missing women were discovered in a nearby canal.

The reason why the extent of Großmann’s crimes are unknown is because he completed suicide, by hanging himself in his prison cell.

But why this one con resemble PMB?

TheSourcerer:
Third Wheel


Some photobombs are creepier than others. Just look at this one. When the picture was taken, nobody saw the presence of that clingy friend on the right. It was until the film was developed—yes, film developing was a real thing— that its presence emerged. Remind me to never vacation in … wherever this photo was taken!

Village people at work since 1900.

longetivity:
RIP brilliant mind, your Killers will never know peace

Amen!!! So sad.....

Rest on Tolulope!!
I know something is hidden about your death. They framed up lies and they painted it white but God is watching. You came, you saw but you did not conquer.

Lala please buy onions when you are coming.....food don land

inoki247:
Bitcoin abi which type of coin

Pinkcoin.....

Those things wey dey Maggi cubes.....mtchewww

Wise Man!

PresidentAtiku:
What did we do to deserve this kind of growing hardship in the land?

When people/a government lack ideas, they begin to scramble for what and who to blame. Why not relieve all the friends you appointed politically of their posts and bring in technocrats to help you?? Must one be so dull as to even seek help?

The worst part is we still have three years of worst scenarios to face.

I pity which ever government that will take over from this.

The damage would have been made irreversible.

Which kind wahala be this abeg??

I AM VERY ANGRYYYY

Chai!!! We need to invite Britain to colonize Nigeria again. At least things were better before independence. This one wey we dey so ehn.....NA DIE!!

There is more to this story aside the beating and naming ceremony thing........something is wrong somewhere.

Omihanifa:
This one still dey reign

..gone to extinction

Onyitexx:
Hello everyone, hope you are all having a great and fun filled weekend. On today’s article I’ll be bringing to your notice the story of a really weird guy who spent millions of dollars on plastic surgery procedures and spent so many months in the surgeon simulator just so that he could look like and resemble a real life dog, without any doubt.

Actually, we see a whole lot of strange and insane things happening around in this planet
Read more https://www.hosted247.com.ng/2020/11/meet-tom-32-year-old-man-who-spent.html

I pity this man.....don't just come to CALABAR in Cross River state. All dogs na for chop...either you do surgery or you paint your body.

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law001:
One day we’ll look back and ask ourselves how we got here.

Honestly, I always ask this same question. "How did we get to this present stage deterioration in Nigeria?" The system is so bad and it's not getting any better.
I pray God will heal this land.

The level of wickedness in this generation is far worse than that of Sodom and gomorrah. We need God's mercy.
RIP babe!! Sleep on!!

Just waiting for that day when Nigerians will spend a whole day without bad news.
This year 2020 ehn......

Smiles...

#EndNyash #EndBackside #EndSARS....

joviegghead:
What! I haven't heard of any. Thanks. I'll check 'em out

You'll love the two movie series.... THE BLACKLIST was released over 4 years and PERSON OF INTEREST as well.