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EducationRe: Viral Video Of Little Girl During Worship In School Assembly Draws Reactions by deanoffaculty: 10:51am On Dec 17, 2021
The future is FEMALE!
FoodRe: The Big, Long Python We Killed This Morning While Coming Home From Night Shift by deanoffaculty: 7:38pm On Dec 16, 2021
abobote:
All these snake people, na so una de make person dream of snake every night

FoodRe: The Big, Long Python We Killed This Morning While Coming Home From Night Shift by deanoffaculty: 7:26pm On Dec 16, 2021
Ryda:
Lalasticlala Christmas gift came early ooo

There's enough condiment in the shelf.

Roasted snake meat
Steamed snake meat
Barbecued snake meat
Dry snake meat

Just mention Lala dey for you!
You forgot snake pepper-soup......my best!
EducationRe: Man Seen Risking It All To Convey A Tower Of Beer Crates With A Bike (video) by deanoffaculty: 6:15pm On Dec 16, 2021
Gokuvegeta:
Man seen risking it all to convey a tower of beer crates with a bike

Watch video below:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKIWdL6-NHE
Risk factor! This is BEERrisky, younger brother of BOBrisky.
RomanceRe: Guys Tells Ayra Starr Small Yansh Dey Shake. She Also Shows Off Her Small Boobs by deanoffaculty: 2:08pm On Dec 16, 2021
Lyddia:
While ayra starr was performing bloody Samaritan on stage a guy told her small yansh dey shake while she was twerking & she reacted. She also showed off her naked boobs while modelling for wonderland. Watch to the end to see the full clip

Watch below:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ha9ZPjsTh2Q

PoliticsRe: #NorthIsBleeding: Group Calls On Southerners To Join Protests Against Banditry by deanoffaculty: 9:56am On Dec 15, 2021
Emergingnation2:
Did north join the south during #endsars protest.. huh

They even claimed it was a plot to overthrow Buhari government
God bless you for this!
During #EndSARS protest, they were all shielding PMB like wall of Jericho. Now it's their turn. Let them also have a taste of Evil they brought to this country.
Terrorism .......na dem!
Banditry.......na dem dem!
Kidnapping......na dem dem dem
PropertiesRe: Having Issues With My Landlady, I Need Your Honest Advise by deanoffaculty: 9:48am On Dec 15, 2021
NCE1:
I'm currently having issues in the place I stay, I am a student that rented an apartment close to school, and ever since this landlady and her children have been a thorn in my flesh and even other neighbors.

Let me narrate what happened.
I'm not a perfect grammar person and please read to the end.


In the place I stay, there's a well we fetch water from, so last week Sunday the well was locked up, which was very unusual... It was locked up from morning till night, nobody in the compound could access water.. I couldn't cook nor bath, so in the evening I decided to go ask the landlady why the well was locked and ask for the key so I can get water.

On getting to the landlady's place, I greeted her and asked calmly why the well was locked up, before I knew what was happening her son came out and told me to get out of there... I was very shocked and surprised, that I came to ask for the key to the well and he just tells me to walk out like that.

I told him I'm here to ask why the well was locked and collect the key, and that I cannot just walk out like that.

Before I knew what was happening, the boy started getting aggressive and he was threatening that he would kill me and was making all sort of threats, before I knew it... He attacked me, both the mom and the son with their last daughter.

They pushed me to the wall, which I sustained an injury at the back of my hand, the landlady was trying to get me naked by pulling the short I was wearing... I wore this short because I wanted to collect the key, fetch water and take my bathe.

So as she was trying to pull down my shorts and get me naked, I had to bite her a little so she could release her hand from my shorts.

The neighbors gathered because of the noise and saw the three of them against me.
Then I left there and went and open the well which they padlocked, then they came down and insisted that nobody would use the well.

It was then that someone told me the reason why they locked the well was because the son of the landlady had an issue with someone early in the morning while the both of them were fetching water and he locked up the well to deal with the person... Thus causing inconveniences for the remaining tenants.

The next day they(landlady and her son) went to the police to report the matter.

And they lied to the police that they locked up the well because the tenants were polluting the well.
Then they reported that I came to their house to attack them and I bite her.

Then the police came and took me and the neighbor that had disagreement with the son that resulted in them locking up the well.

We left the police station that same day and we went back in two days time for interview..
At the interview the police asked us to settle the matter amicably, but they proposed that they want to go to court and if we don't want to go to the court, that we'll have to pay the sum of 50k.

The 50k is for the money she used to treat herself, which is a lie. One of the neighbor in the compound overheard her making arrangements with a pharmacist to manipulate the bill of drugs she got.

And aside that, up till now they have refused to open the well for the whole compound to use, but they themselves are still using it, despite claiming that it was polluted.

Now my Daddy had to call her and beg and he told her to calm down that he would pay her 15k but she refused, that it's the 50k or we go to court.

Now my question is.

Was I wrong in the first place for going to ask of the key to the well that was locked up without proper information of why it was locked, and this well is the well we've been using since we packed in?

The second question is, if we go to the court now, what are the penalties I would have to face if I was wrong?

And finally, is it right for a Landlady to lock up the well that everyone uses because of an issue with one of the tenants?

This place is in Enugu State.
Thank you as make you various wise inputs.
Your Landlady is Devil's reincarnate! Don't panic cos I can see they are using your weakness against you.....FEAR! This is not a robbery or murder case whereby court will sentence you to jail. In fact, with the look of things, she is just threatening you.....she can't go to court. People like that have nothing to loose but they will make sure they ruin you. Be wise!!
My brotherly advice: start looking for a better accommodation. If she's still insisting on 50K, give her and leave the vengeance to God. Her two kids who joined her in beating you will definitely get double of the wickedness one day cos they can't stay in their mother's house forever. Law of Karma!!
By the way, how about her Husband? Is he dead or alive? When last did you pay rent? I know to get money is not easy but try and start planning on moving to another apartment.
GRUDGES don't die.......Be prayerful!
CrimeRe: Pastor, Gbenga Filani Arrested For Raping Pregnant Woman In Ondo (photos) by deanoffaculty: 8:18pm On Dec 11, 2021
GonzalezAguero:
Abeg wetin the woman dey find go church..una dey always act funny tho..what's your problem that you can't tell God rather go to one dunce who claims to be a pastor..
Stop going to church rather draw closer to God..all these men na something else..
Tell them!
CrimeRe: Pastor, Gbenga Filani Arrested For Raping Pregnant Woman In Ondo (photos) by deanoffaculty: 8:16pm On Dec 11, 2021
“He said he was going to do some spiritual work on me before my delivery. He stood up and entered a room. He later called me to enter and I did. He asked me to sleep which I did. He also said I should remove my clothes which I did"
Just like that? I still don't understand in this age and time why people fall for this all in the name Deliverance. If there is a man who can pray, there is a GOD who can deliver! Why allowing the so called "men of God" to take advantage of you? Ladies most especially should wise-up!

FoodRe: Big Snake Killed By A Nairalander Today!! by deanoffaculty: 7:53pm On Dec 11, 2021
softwerk:
grin

This is just the kind of regimen that can permanently cure FFK's erectile dysfunction!

OP please add some "ugba" and cameroun pepper join then serve with a cold bottle of Heineken grin
My personal pesin! I dey feel ya. Nobody fit kill our VIBE for snake meat. "Cold bottle of Heineken".......na you get am pass!

Hugs!!
FoodRe: Pregnant Python Killed This Morning. See Picture Inside by deanoffaculty: 7:45pm On Dec 11, 2021
leunseyis:
See Meat. Send 10 parts to me oga.
My Niggar! People don't know how delicious snake meat is. Most especially when you grill it with aboki pepper and wrap it inside foil paper. Get a seat, pull-off your shirt and turn the palmwine inside cup. Uhmmm....yummy!! Tastes good!
Dedicated to all pro-SNAKE Nairalanders.

Signed:
Management.

Cc: Lala

TravelRe: My Cousin Came Back From North Cyprus After 5years With Nothing by deanoffaculty: 2:14pm On Dec 10, 2021
Exposescammers:
Please how is north Cyprus is it as bad as that. My brother came back after 5 years with nothing to show for his struggle. He couldn’t buy a car at all. Naso e bad reach for there? Anyone with similar experience or something to say about that island
Just be careful of anything called NORTH........North Cyprus,NOTHern Nigeria, NORTH Korea, etc
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CrimeRe: Police Arrest Man With Fresh Human Parts In Ikorodu by deanoffaculty: 10:09am On Dec 10, 2021
Danjikanbauchi:
over here we know you can use human part to do some evil charm but not money.
Human part to do charm but not money...... what's the difference? Like 5 and 6 thing na. As long as human part is involved I see no difference.
CrimeRe: Police Arrest Man With Fresh Human Parts In Ikorodu by deanoffaculty: 9:58am On Dec 10, 2021
Danjikanbauchi:
Let this useless ethnic group alone they will empty their regions for rituals.

To kill is in their blood, very wicked and evil personified.

Using human parts for their fetish rituals means nothing to them..

What unit them is their hatred against the Igbos, because they feel Igbos make money through rituals, they can't hustle they want manna from heaven.
Chairman to say the truth, this has nothing to do with Ethnicity. I can understand it's paramount in some regions than others but the fact still remains that it cuts across all Ethnic groups. What is important is our individual attitude when things like this happens. Come to think of it: if you caught your blood brother with human parts for money ritual business....would you expose him? This is just a painted scenario. Most times, we know these people; they live among us. They are not aliens. We know what they do but we will not expose them based on the collapsed structure of the society we live in.

It's complicated!
CrimeRe: Police Arrest Man With Fresh Human Parts In Ikorodu by deanoffaculty: 9:50am On Dec 10, 2021
2 days ago a man was caught and confessed he sold fresh human head for 25k. That means other body parts could be 5k, 10k, 15k or thereabouts.

Where are we heading to? Humanity, mostly Nigerians have lost it somewhere along the line. Could it be the level of poverty? Greediness? Laziness? Urge to get quick riches? Drive to earn fast money? Government and political leaders?
God will have mercy!
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Eke Finds Jefferson Ogbodu Who Gave Her His BBNaija Audition Tag by deanoffaculty: 9:10am On Dec 10, 2021
isaiah4life:
A true act of kindness is always backed up with rewards.

His day of reward has finally come.

Always be kind to strangers. E GET WHY.
Gbam!!
FoodRe: Big Python Killed Around A Farm (Pictures) by deanoffaculty: 1:00pm On Dec 09, 2021
Ppogbae:
You’re cooking it? Has hunger pushed you to start eating random animals roaming about? Thunder fire poverty
This has nothing to do with poverty. People have been eating snake meat from ages. It has low fat, high protein, anti-ageing nutrients, etc.
You can enjoy it more when you garnish it with Onions and end the whole chapter with chilled undiluted palmwine. Snake pepper-soup tastes better than goat pepper-soup. Just try it....
Nairaland GeneralRe: Transparent Toilet For Those Who Fear Snakes (Photo) by deanoffaculty:
igbowoman:
If you are fearful that snakes or godzilla may be lurking in your toilet waiting to nip at your ojolima,God has answered your prayers, this toilet is for you.
grin grin grin grin grin
Also EDO snakes will start changing skin colour to transparent. Na dem way......
grin grin grin
CrimeRe: Keke Driver Stabbed Camry Owner To Death In Port Harcourt (Pictures) by deanoffaculty: 10:47am On Dec 09, 2021
I always tell people, don't engage in unnecessary argument when you can avoid it. When arguments gets hotter, take five steps backwards and be wise. Don't form that you are a Superhero. ....voltron, Superman, Iron man etc....ALL OF THEM DEY TAYA!
Thousands of people are devil's reincarnates and they have nothing to loose and they will make sure they end your life.
CrimeRe: Slay Queen Caught 4 The 3rd Time, Beaten And Burn To Death For Doing Fake Alert. by deanoffaculty: 9:29am On Dec 07, 2021
Bloggers are descendants of LAI MOHAMMED.
CelebritiesRe: Michael Jackson's Only Daughter Is All Grown Up, See Her Recent Pictures by deanoffaculty: 9:23am On Dec 07, 2021
Prime4life:
Fine girl, i will marry you don't worry
Laughs.........
You'll marry her on Cartoon Network, right?
EducationRe: See Female Student Signing-out Celebration That Got People Talking (Photo) by deanoffaculty: 9:18am On Dec 07, 2021
BornorBang:
Update from SIGGY

Social media users are presenting talking about a facebook post where a female student was thanking her "best teacher" named Mr Audu as she signs on her while shirt.

In the photo, Mr Audu could be seen grabbing her boobs while he signed on them, Siggy reveals.

The graduating student wrote; "Finally signing out. Thanks be to my best teacher. Mr Audu. He really helps".

https://campusnews.medium.com/see-female-student-signing-out-celebration-that-got-people-talking-photo-69ae04327a4a
Pervert Mr.Audu........
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Can I Get Rid Of Scorpions Totally From My Apartment? by deanoffaculty: 12:51pm On Dec 06, 2021
Bennysam:
Look for their mother and kill it, it's a newly breed
You sabi! That's another great idea.
All hail the scorpion King!!!

Nairaland GeneralRe: How Can I Get Rid Of Scorpions Totally From My Apartment? by deanoffaculty: 12:37pm On Dec 06, 2021
Snakes- Lala
Scorpions - ?
I think we'll give @Zane2Point4 the new Scorpion King.

Sniper will do the work better.
RomanceRe: Don't Wanna Lose My Current Relationship by deanoffaculty: 10:31am On Dec 06, 2021
streetsoldier1:
oniranu FC.... how does hanging out translate to dating, keep your mind open, male are female can be friends for so many reasons, your next big biz may be from her contact. stay pure and think straight
My Niggar! Cheers!!!
RomanceRe: Don't Wanna Lose My Current Relationship by deanoffaculty: 10:29am On Dec 06, 2021
2kurupt:
So after staying with you for 6 years this is how you want to settle your girlfriend?

Rather than looking for more female company you should be thinking of putting a ring on your gf since she already possess the qualities of a wife.

Stay focused man
Gbam!!
RomanceRe: Don't Wanna Lose My Current Relationship by deanoffaculty: 10:26am On Dec 06, 2021
Ojb194616:
Lol..stay focused. Nothing wrong with hanging out. But just make sure the UBA MD taking you out know u are absolutely not single.

You don't need to tell her that, u can simple just use ur girl picture as ur DP. However, that's if you want Nothing from her.
The earlier you make her understand no room for one more, the better.

The day, u start cheating on ur girl, ur love life will become really complicated. that issue u said u and ur girl hardly have, you will have them till it choke u.

So Mr , stay focused. There are a lot of girls out there, but I think its sweet to be with one that have your back since day one.

Personally, Nothing special about another woman when I have mine.

Dated a lot, just a little difference, and that's the difference you enjoying with your girl. So just stay with who guarantee you peace.


Come to think of this, how will you feel if its your girl narrating this story?
Or in this situation

Don't do to others what will make you sad if done to you!!!!

Remember, na money the UBA girl see. She agree to pay for the date because she have a lot to benefit.

Focus my friend.
1001 hugs for you!!!
RomanceRe: Don't Wanna Lose My Current Relationship by deanoffaculty: 10:20am On Dec 06, 2021
Jayzel:
I've been dating my beautiful damsel for over 6 years now (2015), she has been financially supportive to me when things were so rough for me untill now things are a bit balance, since when our relationship kickoff we have never fought for once, we do argue most~times and later in the day we settle it inside our bedroom at night, she's so respectful and honest to both me and my family members.

There's a pretty damsel working in a UBA bank close to my residencial area here in Oniru Lekki, when I do return every~day from my working place I do branch at the bank to save some money in my account, the lady is my favourite cashier so I do give her the money and take my leave, so later in the day she will transfer the money into my account without no delay at all. But yesterday she called me on phone that she wanted us to hang out together (today being sunday) that all bills & expenses on her. I'm seriously confused now.

I still love my current girlfriend and i don't wanna hurt her feeling's, plz help out peers.
Senior Man, you are free to hang-out with her provided you don't have another motive somewhere down there. We africans misuse some words. Hanging out is not dating. Free your mind and don't cage yourself. Be truthful by telling your current GF that you want to hangout with a friend. It's obvious that the UBA babe really wants you but you should be honest with her that you have a GF worth dying for. Or is there something you are telling us here? Love is truth! Love is honest! If you truly love your GF, stand your ground and don't fall for UBA babe...... except if you want to play game. If you can't stay truthful before marriage, you can never stay truthful in marriage. What if you are married and Sugar mummies are enticing you? Would you quit your marriage?

The ball is in your net!
FamilyRe: Why Are Some Married Women So Selfish And Wicked? by deanoffaculty: 10:04am On Dec 06, 2021
ipobarethieves:
sad u are 100% rite.I once visited my bro in the 90.Thevwife sista/moda live with the couple.The man will go to work in the morning,those nuts will Sidon for house,watch film,eat this and dat.Wen it is my turn to eat sardine,d useless girl (at that time) packed everything and locked nit up in her bedroom wardrobe.I kuku showed am Eko for show(I broke the wardrobe and grin wink even husband Dey wan turn to mumu woke up .

Forum GamesRe: IQ Test: Can You Answer It? by deanoffaculty: 9:33am On Dec 06, 2021
Psoul:
Can you answer this?
The correct answer is JOHNY, the 5th son....except if JOHNY was adopted or he belongs to the second wife.
EducationRe: Black Liquid Found In Sylvester Oromoni's Stomach During Autopsy – Father by deanoffaculty: 2:00pm On Dec 04, 2021
starbuck:
My 1st kid is same age as him, have been emotional since yesterday and finally shed some tears this morning when I saw the interview he made with punch newspaper about the incident and the black liquid..


May this evil never befall any of us Amen
Amen!
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Disc Jockey, DJ Michelle, Drowns, Her Body Missing (photos) by deanoffaculty: 12:01pm On Nov 19, 2021
I still don't understand why people would want to swim at all cost without prior practice.
It's sad!

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