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Idowuogbo: I don't dig fairly used.

Next!!!!!!

Haaaaaa!!! ...So you like to use and throw away?

Idowuogbo: I need to show u. How big is ur yansh? U get Emmh.... *whispers* Duracell battery?

I get rechargeable duracell battery

swtchicgurl: he should wash my undies! that's all!

Something gives me that strong feeling that you are the one for me.

freecocoa: *Take me shopping regularly.
*cuddle me whenever i want you to.
*kiss me at the slightest chance you get.
*Remind me of how beautiful i am and how lucky you are to have me always.
*cook and serve me breakfast in bed sometimes.
*Watch my favorite shows with me.

And most importantly let me know the pin to your atm card and don't get mad when you get an alert of how much money i withdrew to make my hair with

My ATM pin?! God forbid bad thing!
we would have to be married before you can have security clearance to access my ATM

Alkapino: NO BE BOKOHARAMS OO. Na them mumu xtians wan to burn themselvs.

see the idiots real picture. He does not know his camera snapped in negative

ArQueBusieR: That's why I prefer to be covert. The man's reaction reeks of immaturity.

Another point thats points to a clue that this story is false.

BinghiNya: Child trafickking and christianity are synonymous. The bible encourages it. Joseph was sold into slavery by his brothers

Idiotic/islamic, boko-haram reasoning. I'm sure u had to look up the spelling of 'BIBLE' from a dictionary before making this post cos u've not even seen it before not to talk of knowing anything about it.

strangest: This is really sad. Are we back to the slave trade era?

Note: the slave trade never stopped.

chii8: Nice pix bt it seems that pix was taken btw 1975 - 1980

Na wah for you oh!

...ok, wetin u dey try talk?

Sorry if this is the wrong section for this. I just heard a rumour that boko haram has poisoned 54 trailer load of fruits enroute the southern parts of Nigeria. Please, who else have heard this and how true can this be?

(MODs, in God's name, please let this be on front page)

1stknight: siberia husky is okay, i av 2 huskies a male and a female, security wise 're ok and they 're also intelligent.

wld a siberian dog survive under 9ja heat? Abi u put A/c in its kernel?

I still use it till date. Whenever nepa combine with my generating set to do thier shakara, I switch to old school. Had it since 1987. It 'll never die.

kamdyjenny: There is this guy I met some years back, he is single has a very comfortable job. In fact, let me tag him rich. He claims to like me but I know he just wants to have sex wit me. And I, on the other side, do not like this boy at all, not minding the amount of money I always get from him. The funniest thing is, like the higher the amount he gives me, the higher my dislike for him grows. Right now he is inviting me to PH dis weekend for a treat; it's sure we will lodge in the same hotel room, and I don't want to have sex with him...

Please your advice is needed. How do I go about this when I finally get to PH to see him? Because me I wan go flex oh.

hmmmmmmmmmmmm, (one day, monkey go market, e no return)
I am soooooooooo sorry for you.
I don't just understand how daft you think a man can be.

185km/hr in a 2008 toyota hilux in a 16-vehicle convoy on Lokoja/Enugu road. I normally might not have driven that fast, but had to keep up with the crazy pilot-1 driver on the lead so as to avoid getting lost cos It was my first time on that route. Though I really luvd the feel n wld like to do it again.

tobechi20: Do u know that you can be charged to court for attempted murder and this letter used as evidence against u.if found guilty, u wil be sentenced to death......

I laugh!
...a death sentence for suicide attempt?
...u only just helped the slowpoke do what he/she wanted n probably make it to heaven.

why you de snap car for night na?

Is it tokunbo? How much wld it fly for?

can the car drive to Imo state if I buy it?

blacghost: ur fb is nt going.

seconded

hammedkola: wait oh!...which one be one eye wey she dey cover?...hmmmm, illuminati or fashion?

Same question in my mouth oh

Gwekzy: Y She Dey Cover 1 Eye Abi She Don Join Dem LadY Gaga illuminati pple

Abi?

1025: nigeria has oil thieves (the cabals), we also have boko haram and their sponsors, we have kidnappers and corrupt politicians here and there. jonathan no see any of these guys arrest, na person wey preach the word of God. Joe shld ask Ohakim the former gov of Imo state how it was fighting with ordained men of God.

Did the story imply in any way that there is a fight?

godimento: I expected us to matured enough. Not everything u brought to make front page in nairaland, and some idle members would just response. We should stop all this useless topic.

pls oh, no hard feelings. But ur kind of person wld lack so much info on inter-personal relationships since u see such topics as useless.

godimento: I expected us to matured enough. Not everything u brought to make front page in nairaland, and some idle members would just response. We should stop all this useless topic.

Pls oh, no had feelings. But ur kind of person wld lack so much info on interpersonal relationships since u see such topics as useless.

Becacia_Barbie: Haba! Sis ke Well am not suprised, since some girls actually expose their bodies in front of their brothers...nd i find dat verry embarrasing. My boyfrd isnt evn allowed to curve his hands around my waist while walking, not to talk of my frd...or my bruv...i wudnt wna imagine dat!

I'm sorry to say this dear. This is really a flintstone age kind of reasoning. Unless na deeper life church u de go. Na wah for those of u that see smile as laughter, frown as weeping. U'll definitely see holding as f.ucking.

Pls oh, what is in holding a sister by the waist?

Na wah for Nigerians oh!

crusufixo: yeah, I know his face from the nollywood movies. So sad !!!!!, R.I.P. But wats up with nollywood actors / actresses dying these days ?.

just creating space for new artistes.

olsmade: I fink he has a personality disorder

As in, he isn't sure if he is a dead man or a living man.

e be like say that mumu de take me learn how to ban.

...well, I forgive u.

realpeople: How much do I make from this cos my speed is between 512 and 514WPM

fakepeople

Nickydrake: I suck on the pc alright. But with T9 prediction on me alphanumeric keypad? Fast enough to make your jaw drop

mobile chat champion!

crackhouse: Noted, but the picture doesn't look like what u snap from a vehicle in motion, be it SUV or not.

u knw say im no remember tell us the kind phone wey im use. Maybe the cam-phone get plenty "maga" pixel.

lekibraky: Sport Utility Vehicle but me go call am pick up

abi, station wagon.