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Since she has an eye for detecting boko members, she cld help the police a great deal in fishing out the animals.

They shld have gone to hell to preach to Lucifer.

sweetcocoa: Its really a pity.

You need to see me when crossing roads,i take my time for real cos most of the drivers are seriously not supposed to be on the roads.

May her soul RIP.

Guessing u also look upwards incase of falling airplanes.
Its not abt ur carefullness or carelessness but abt God who shows mercy.

Spirit of Okija: I thought Tata had been making APCs locally for us for a while now?!

Or is Innoson now manufacturing Armoured Military vehicles now?!

Is TATA locally owned?

You don't like it, abi? But ur always free to make yours.
Don't forget to add a flying feature to be used in cases of traffic jams.

Santi222: How about Martial Arts? Some People have a " God given Talent" for it too. How would like to see ur brother or sister incoporating into church dancing, moves from Tai Chi, Karate, Kick Boxing, Taekwondo, Wrestling, Judo, Ju Jitsu, Capoiera, Aikido, Krev Maga, etc? Abi all no be body movement? Religious worship should be a solemn and respectful thing. Give unto Ceaser What belongs to Ceaser and unto God, what belongs to him.

OUT OF POINT

Dygeasy: which makes you right to sing to talk to your parents right? You didn't weigh your reasons thoughtfully before commenting..go sleep jor yeye man

GOD BLESS YOU!

That picture looks doctored

OH MY GOD!!!

Why won't you post pics of the interior?

uihebom: wash g strings? eeewwwwww dats disgusting.

Disgusting, right? yet you will rush to bury your dik in that same hole that the G.string covers.

youngmonie: seems more like a PR stunt to me......or can some1 xplain why there is a video man behind him?

there are always press men in the convoy of any nigerian governor

afam4eva: There are no more role models in this country. Even a pastor?

Excuse me oh, did u ever consider Chris Oktie a role model?
Eyah.., sorry abt the disappointment.

oyinbogirl: Someone told me about black magic (juju)....and that it is real and true and can wound ppl big time. I even heard some can die. Can someone shed some light on this, share ur experiences or watever ... serious replies only. if u cant contribute meaningfully just pass by. Thanks

You must be from planet pluto or from another galaxy (peakmilkyway galaxy)

~Bluetooth:
Honestly,you need to be bitchslapped. . . .Did you also wash her G-strings too cuz your momma must be disappointed in you ?

Whats in washing g.strings? My girl does my boxers n so many other things.

WHERE THE LADIES?

Jaykizz: Won't stalk a
lady on d street. I prefa doin tinz
in private.

The average shy guy. I feel you sha.

Ayoobscom: So many shal
low and shocking comments on NL....h
ow old are most of you


THERE IS NOTHING WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG
THERE IS NOTHING BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD


In walking up to a lady who caught y
our attention irrespective whether o
n the street or at the ATM queue


Excuse me do you recommend toasting
them in their mother's kitchen..

Street is one of those places to app
roach someone just like libraries,BR
T,restaurant etc

comon guys wake up

Most of these people ain't even
sincere to themselves.

Jaykizz: Won't stalk a
lady on d street. I prefa doin tinz
in private.

The average shy guy. I feel you sha.

yungboss: funny little
story of what a little bmw could do:
in my little '94 6cyclinder e36 320
i (2.0l), i raced a '02 toyota avalo
n (v6 3.0l) and a nissan maxima/alti
ma (2.5l I4)....was on my way from p
h to warri, the road is bad tho but
ther's a good stretch of flawless as
phalt...in my little auto (148hp,140
lb-ft torque) the avalon breezed pa
st me cos its a 210hp, 220lb-ft torq
ue...i followed him, we were racing
cos i gave him the sign and he ackno
wledged...i followed and caught his
tail at 160...followed at 170, 180 a
t 195kmph(exceeding my previous reco
rd of 180 in the benz c220) i left h
im static,like he was moving backwar
ds ...handling was unbelievable at
that speed, i made sure i made him
look small on my rearview mirror bef
ore i let off my gas...he came up to
me and i allowed him pass looking s
o embarassed with his passenger smil
ing, from that day i fell in love ag
ain with my 320,for rising to the oc
assion...only then did i realized th
at that toyota sedan was not a race
car but a luxury and economy car for
mothers taking their children to sc
hool and back

I don't
think the toyota guy had d balls to
step on his gas pedals. that cld be
his first/only car.

yungboss: funny little
story of what a little bmw could do:
in my little '94 6cyclinder e36 320
i (2.0l), i raced a '02 toyota avalo
n (v6 3.0l) and a nissan maxima/alti
ma (2.5l I4)....was on my way from p
h to warri, the road is bad tho but
ther's a good stretch of flawless as
phalt...in my little auto (148hp,140
lb-ft torque) the avalon breezed pa
st me cos its a 210hp, 220lb-ft torq
ue...i followed him, we were racing
cos i gave him the sign and he ackno
wledged...i followed and caught his
tail at 160...followed at 170, 180 a
t 195kmph(exceeding my previous reco
rd of 180 in the benz c220) i left h
im static,like he was moving backwar
ds ...handling was unbelievable at
that speed, i made sure i made him
look small on my rearview mirror bef
ore i let off my gas...he came up to
me and i allowed him pass looking s
o embarassed with his passenger smil
ing, from that day i fell in love ag
ain with my 320,for rising to the oc
assion...only then did i realized th
at that toyota sedan was not a race
car but a luxury and economy car for
mothers taking their children to sc
hool and back

I don't
think the toyota guy had d balls to
step on his gas pedals. that cld be
his first/only car.

do u want a registered one?

drive aggressively at the middle of
the road or a little more on the
opposite side of a non demacated
road. Trust me,
...it normally
discourages
me from wanting to chase n snatch ur
car.

kayusfit: And why on ea
rth would this nonsense make the fro
ntpage? I'm getting tired of nairala
nd and all the crazy mods on here. N
one of my post ever made it to the f
ront page but this poo made it. Too
bad

And why on earth should u post on
this thread or even be on nairaland?

IF THEY ARE NOT THE SAME.

If I play the ball enter water nko?

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I wish I cld see pictures.

been down that road bro. so awful
nk is a gud idea for a guy to be too
emotional, it makes u look weak, an
d gals can easily take advantage of
that,even if u are getting emotional
please try to hide it....am talking
from experience.[/quote]

timmy1999: Am sick and tired of all this...we can't watch them kill our christian brother and sisters like that..
We are ready to go assist our brothers in the north to fight against the blood demons there..if u are with me on this..halla me

I'm with you, provided u won't lead me to war with catapault, stones n matchets.