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APC faithfuls will definitely watch this

OrlandoOwoh:
I wonder why some guys hype a lot about sèx. I live my life in such a way that it means nothing. I've been in a close friendship with a girl (we're now far from each other) in which I told her I would like the two of us to prove to young people like us that they could be together without having sèx. She agreed. Even till recently when I called her, I told her not to allow her fiance or any guy for that matter have sèx with her. She agreed. Whether she had turned another girl, I don't know. But each time we meet, we have this innocent indiscribable affection for each other.

OrlandoOwoh be like, "i'm trying to be chaste and appear responsible in the sight of this babe"

The babe be like, "Look at this impotent tart telling me that he wants us to prove nonsense...abeg, let him do quick and go to his house so i can go visit Obinna and have a good time with him. Mtchewwww!"

I guess the OP must be regretting she ever opened this thread. Anyway, it is a well known fact that married women are easy to lay than single ones nowadays. I know what i am talking about.

What is it that Nigerians see in virginity sef?

Yes it is compulsory. I want to test the goods before paying for it. Picture a scenario whereby i marry a girl whose Vjay is as wide as GeePee Tank...it won't be funny o

Lacomus:
For typing this sh!tt you aren't worth dating

This one is a mumu at Cambridge Level

I guess she wanted to say...

A few hours ago, Anna took to her Instagram page to share another picture of herself with Flavour with the caption: ‘When you have someone that spends on you, pampers you with gifts, reminds you that he will marry you while eating your "otepu", pays cash always into your account, takes you on trips to dubai, New york, Paris plus his tours, and most importantly draws you closer to fame and popular people. Please tell me what else you want. Because I have all I need. You make me happy, your are more than awesome. … I pray that God continues to bless you.@2niteflavour.’

moca:
Hy coogar! Wait a minute!
Did u just say d woman's weight can make d man look outside?
Ok fine
But what about pregnant men?

Me think we hv more pregnant men than fat women and they look disgusting.
Puh!
Its a turn off for most ladies and can equally make ladies look outside

U see, equation is balanced here

Cheating Wife Detected!

blueberryp:
Truth! Mayb if we got more advice addressing both genders, a lot more marriages will be saved. We keep teaching girls how to be decent and women how to keep the marriage but we forget that marriage is between two people. No matter how hard one partner is trying if the other partner isn't putting in just as much effort nothing will work.
We need more advice to men on how to be decent, how to keep their marriages and how to make their wife truly happy.
We have been advicing women since I can remember and yet divorce rates keep climbing. This means we are doing something wrong so let's start advicing the men, probably things will change, who knows

Which means that whoever has been advising the women is doing a bad job.

No wonder my HP charger roasted pear that mama ada gave me the other day

Gboliwe:
I was never her fan, never visited her site except peharps a link from here or FB takes me there. But, from the ratings, she is tops on the blog business. If she did it before, she will do it again. It will just take a while.

And for the bad belle Nigerians who instigated this, enjoy the time out. It won't last.

And we know the "part of the country" where these people come from. Na dem full NL

Nice one OP. Waiting for one clueless female NL member to create a counter-thread with lame reason why women can never forgive a cheating partner.

berem:
I am not voting for GEJ in 2015. You should know that by now.

Your vote does not count

mogentle:
Dumbass, did you read at all? Your critic sensory neurons got accidentally activated once you saw OGUN state. The woman confessed that Amosun is doing a lot of renovations same time. Benue State government that is reducing worker's salary is also from APC? Unstable electricity, zero employment, and low level of security is also caused by APC? That name is your headache, you'd better take your drugs.

The bolded anomalies you mentioned are known to happen mostly in APC states. Now run along son and go hug a gas turbine

This is the reason why APC should not be allowed to win the next presidential elections in 2015. Cos teachers nationwide will end up renovating their classrooms by themselves, doctors will end up renovating govt hospitals infact, ordinary nigerians will begin to tar their roads by themselves while Tinubu and his cohorts conduct owambe in Aso Villa

You are doing better than most governors across the country and if you continue that way , Anambra State would soon be better than Lagos. Well done!”.

Someone is about to lose his job as Publicity Secretary...just watch and see

klem93: i pity you, maybe na you them they wait for for the proper festival to commence self.

God forbid! I cover myself and my di.ck with the blood of Jesus!

Please, I hope the festival is not the type that involves human heads for rituals cos as I am typing this, I am in a vehicle going to lagos and will make my stop at Ibadan to go and see Remi whom I met on the internet for about 4 years who has been begging me to come and "nyash" her.

berem: ok seen!

Happy independence to you!

And yet you wanted to deny it just like your APC pay masters

Look at the dresses of the human figures...

Analysis: The Danfo represents the SE and SS, the okada..The Hausas, the Keke..Yorubas.



Last Note: Thunder fire anybody that will quote me and say rubbish

dieselengine3: Pls,i want to know.A man sleeping with his daughter in yoruba if its not a Taboo?

It is not! That is why you hear of countless cases of yoruba men impregnating their daughters everyday.

golddeejay: r u kidding me...what message r u tryin to pass wit ur list. It is soo offtrack

I bet you are guilty of one of them.

nanizle: Haba!

Wetin U.S. do u na?

Dem deny am visa!

13. Nigerians change the power switch before switching on their gen sets which makes the power go straight to their appliances once the gen comes on and when that damages their appliances or the gen set itself, they begin to blame the witches in their village.

14. Nigerians are the only ones who press "eject" while trying to stop a disc playing on their DVD set rather than pressing "stop" then safely ejecting it.

15. Nigerians are the only ones who while talking to someone over the phone with a handset and the other person is not hearing them properly, they resort to speaking directly to the earpiece of the phone INSTEAD of the mouthpiece.

More to come....

maestrojay: Mehn.. tiwa fine joor.. mek we talk truth

Blind Man

[size=18pt]ENEMIES OF ANAMBRA AND NDI-IGBO AT WORK! THEIR PLAN SHALL NOT STAND!!![/size]

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The Lagos state Police command has arrested 30 year old Olaniyan Oluwakayode (pictured above) after he allegedly raped a 20 year old girl at his apartment in the Ifako Ijaiye area of Lagos on Tuesday September 16th and then allegedly posted nude pics of the girl online.
According to Vanguard, Olaniyan, a native of Osun state, claimed the rape victim who hails from Akwa Ibom state was his girlfriend but the girl denied this, claiming that he was a random guy who had asked her out but she refused.

“I have my own boyfriend. He is a guy that used to stop me any time I was going to work. He approached me for friendship and I refused. I did not go to his house as he alleged. On my way back from work Tuesday last week, I saw someone running out of his house. He held my hand saying he wanted to do what was on his mind. I asked him why he would do what was on his mind when I had not even accepted his advances. He insisted and dragged me inside the bush. When I wanted to shout, he brought out a knife and said he would kill me there. From the bush, he dragged me to his house and locked the door. He used his legs to hold my neck, tore my skirt, my pants and bra, beat me up, and then raped me. When Oluwakayode’s sister came back around to 9pm, she asked her brother to open the door, asking him if he wanted to kill me. He has been asking me out for a long time. I was never his girlfriend. I have my own boyfriend. He raped me; painfully. Even his sister was crying and he snapped me immediately and his sister even threatened to call his mother.” the victim said

Olaniyan was arrested by officers of the Ifako Ijaiye Police station and transferred to the Ministry of Women Affairs. In his defence, Olaniyan claimed the girl was his girlfriend and that they only fought but he never raped her

“I only fought with my girlfriend (the victim), but they are accusing me of raping her. I never deny the fact that I snapped her picture when she was naked. We were fighting. Any other allegation levelled against me is a big lie. The only thing I did, which I do not deny, is that I took her nude photographs. She had been hurting me for a very long period and we had an issue which made me delete her number from my phone.
Last week, I got a missed call. I called the number immediately. When I heard her voice, I asked her what she wanted. I met her passing by in June and when I asked for her phone number, she gave it to me. She even came to my house and we sat outside and talked. She agreed to date me. There was a day we spoke on phone and she was asking me if I had an apartment. I told her that I didn’t want to rush into anything that I wanted to settle down in my business. I do branding in my house at Ifako. They said I raped her; one thing is that I have conscience and she also has conscience: our conscience will judge. I never denied beating her. I did beat her with my head on her face and on her back when she held my manhood. All the allegations of bringing out powder, a knife and belt are lies. I have conscience and she has too. That’s all.” he said

When i saw this topic, i knew where this crime was going to be perpetrated from and i was right

So true! No. 3 and No. 5 are so annoying! Men LIE...but Women NEVER SAY THE TRUTH!!

@OP, that is not an Armored Tank...it is a "Military Support Vehicle"

date1816: Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, so-called ”Caliph,” the head of ISIL (Islamic State in Iraq and the Levant is, according to sources reputed to originate from Edward Snowden, an actor named Elliot Shimon, a Mossad trained operative.

Simon Elliot (Elliot Shimon) aka Al-Baghdadi was born of two Jewish parents and is a Mossad agent.

We offer below three translations that want to assert that the Caliph Al-Baghdadi is a full Mossad agent and that he was born Jewish father and mother:

The real name of Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi is “Simon Elliott.”

The so-called “Elliot” was recruited by the Israeli Mossad and was trained in espionage and psychological warfare against Arab and Islamic societies.

This information was attributed to Edward Snowden and published by newspapers and other Web sites: the head of the “Islamic State” Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, has cooperated with the U.S. Secret Service, British and Israel to create an organization capable of attracting terrorist extremists from around the world.

Source: Radio ajyal.com

Another source corroborates this statement, the site Egy-press:

With photo support, a Iranian media discovers the true identity of the Emir Daash, a trained Zionist agent.

Iranian intelligence discovered the true and full identity of the Emir Daash, which is known under the name Abu Bakr Al Baghdadi; his real name is Elliot Shimon. Its role in Mossad secret agent in the Zionist espionage. His false name: Ibrahim ibn Awad ibn Ibrahim Al Al Badri Arradoui Hoseini.

The plan: get into the military and civilian heart of the countries that are declared as a threat to Israel in order to destroy to facilitate thereafter, the takeover by the Zionist state on the entire area of the Middle East in order to establish Greater Israel.

Here are the borders of the Zionist project, the “Greater Israel” or “Eretz Israel” for short.

These facts confirm the first that came out a few days ago, confirming that the Caliph Rolex is sent to Israel to sow chaos in neighboring countries the Zionist entity. Please note that EIIL announced it a few days ago that, to want to now take the “barbarians Jews”, a reference to Zionists besiege Gaza.

Practice! Having devastated the area of Israel, it will now allow the Americans and the Israelis to show the fingers as bloody terrorists to shoot at faster to defend the Zionist state, while the same let them proliferate and act with impunity for over two months now. Prepare a project they probably from the famous Arab Spring with the destabilization of Iraq, Sudan, Tunisia, Egypt, Libya, Syria and Mali (among others). Clever!

What is dis one saying?