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Romance › Re: One Reason Why A Woman Should Woo A Man by Decryptor(m): 9:05pm On Feb 02, 2015
vheMa:
U wan make lalastic toohuh undecided

Modified I will never toast a guy in my life sad sh|t,gosh. How is it gonna be sefhuh

Hi boi I wanna let you know... Blah blah sad never

How many ladies are on the same queue with me grin

If you're with me, LIKE if u ain't,SHARE smiley
And yet, the likes of you will open mouth and say what a man can do, a woman can do better and also propagate the message of gender equality. Double Standards! Mtchewwww!!
Politics › Re: Buhari Begins Town Hall Meetings by Decryptor(m): 8:57pm On Feb 02, 2015
See apc e-rats hailing this clueless general's decision. If it were to be GEJ that decided to shun debate and decided to go for town hall meetings, we no go hear word!

CONCLUSION: The dumbo general has nothing upstairs so that's why he is scared of debating with the president grin grin

Sai GEJ!!
Crime › Re: Loverboy Shoots Couple Over Failed Relationship With The Lady by Decryptor(m): 8:52pm On Feb 02, 2015
Another reason why i don't fall in love. Get a woman and limit the relationship to being fvck buddies so that when she moves on to the next one, it won't hurt.
Jokes Etc › Re: The Best Sunday Joke Ever! So Hilarious! by Decryptor(m): 2:26pm On Feb 01, 2015
Kachisbarbie:
lols.
A friend sent it to me sometime ago

You just reminded me of when I was a kid, watching other kids buy "condex", "gogo" and "bic-bite" after service was too much for me to bear.
So, I started diverting my offering money...hahhahaha
The day I was caught...
Please i never heard about all these things you mentioned while growing up as a child. Where did you grow up? France??
Politics › Re: Segun Adewale Allegedly Fires Shots Into APC Campaign Office by Decryptor(m): 11:33am On Feb 01, 2015
Segun Adewale, the Lagos West PDP senatorial candidate sighted in person amidst his group of touts, drove past House of Reps member and APC Senatorial candidate Solomon Adeola’s (YAYI) official campaign office on Adeniyi Jones road, Ikeja and fired shots randomly into the office.

This happened Saturday evening.

PDP Senatorial candidate Adewale was personally sighted wearing bulletproof jacket with a belt of bullet cartridges.

We have not received reports of any deaths or injuries from the attack but the building was riddled with bullets and Honorable Adeola’s car parked in the compound was riddled with bullets.

Segun Adewale openly threatened to the public gathered in front of Solomon Adeola’s office that he will shoot and kill anyone seen posting Adeola’s posters.

After a minute of firing shots he drove off.

Two people said they were shot at but the bullets did not pierce them.
@the bolded...They were shot at but the bullets did not pierce them. huh huh

According to the apc senatorial candidate..."My Car was damaged. A Mopol was slapped by the candidate himself when he moved to challenged him"

So a Mobile police officer who you hired to guide you and has an AK-47 rifle moved CLOSE ENOUGH to a man who was shooting sporadically with a pump action and got slapped by the man without the Mopol gunning him down? grin grin What was he going close to the man to do? Kiss him? huh

Secondly, they say he drove past while shooting and later said he stopped to openly threaten the public gathered in front of Solomon Adeola’s office that he will shoot and kill anyone seen posting Adeola’s posters.

Take a look at all the pictures...The jeep especially: No dent, no bullet holes and then the door of the building has a huge perforation bigger than that which can be effected by a bullet huh

This was the same jamesbond movie buhari acted on himself and tried to sell us the story that he was attacked by Jonathan


Another Agbero Peoples Congress LIE BUSTED! tongue
Politics › Re: Yuguda In Secret Meetings With Tinubu, Saraki, Others by Decryptor(op): 5:54pm On Jan 30, 2015
theV0ice:
God bless you for this post. Don't mind the war mongers who will bolt at the sound of a knock out yet come online everyday to threaten war if jona loses.

Rain no dey fall for only one man house and if heaven will fall, it won't be the problem of one community alone. Let him and his friends start the war if they're interested and let's find out how committed they're to the clueless one
So what about about the threat that the dictator made about the baboon and dogs soaked in blood? It means nothing to you right? Hypocrite!!
Celebrities › Re: D'banj - 'I Intend To Marry And Have A Child This Year’ by Decryptor(m): 5:30pm On Jan 30, 2015
gistyinka:
D’banj admitted that he was under pressure to get married last year, saying: ‘Yes, I was under pressure towards the end of last year to get married, my mum really wanted it.’
I pity any woman who marries this MAN BOY! embarassed embarassed undecided undecided
Politics › Re: Buhari And Team Pictured Enjoying Breakfast As They Prepare For Lagos Rally by Decryptor(m): 3:14pm On Jan 30, 2015
jingh:
my devil tamper with your blessing, age,achievement, promotion the way you tampered with my post
Your Devil? So you have a devil? Please where does this your devil stay? In your house? Ok...now i know...he lives in you but it will never tamper with my blessing in anyway cos i don't support evil.

And may thunder strike you and your family and your destiny turned upside down to negativity if you modify that post as proof
Politics › Re: Buhari And Team Pictured Enjoying Breakfast As They Prepare For Lagos Rally by Decryptor(m): 11:54am On Jan 30, 2015
jingh:
for you to think na everybody go look robust like GEJ is the height of cluelessness I ever seen.

pray you live up to his age first
then pray you can walk, talk,hear and think like him at that age too.
I am as clueless as Buhari
Fixed
Politics › Yuguda In Secret Meetings With Tinubu, Saraki, Others by Decryptor(op): 11:51am On Jan 30, 2015
The embattled governor of Bauchi State, Malam Isa Yuiguda is said to have upped his romance with the opposition All Progressives Congress (APC) through nocturnal meetings at a private residence in Abuja. The secret parleys which usually hold deep in the night from 12 midnight are aimed at perfecting their game plan ahead of the crucial February 14 presidential contest between President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) and APC’s General Muhammadu Buhari. One of the meetings took place last Tuesday in Abuja.
Governor Yuguda, although a card carrying PDP member, is said to be surreptitiously working for the success of General Buhari. Apart from that, he is said to be the sponsor and godfather of many opposition candidates in Bauchi State including the governorship candidates of the APC and the Labour Party (LP). He tops the list of PDP said to be under watch by the party’s leadership over alleged double standard and poor commitment to the party.
Our source revealed that the Bauchi Executive Governor who is also the PDP candidate for Bauchi South Senatorial District in the February 14 election, plans to defect to the APC if he and his cohorts succeed in scuttling the re-election bid of President Jonathan to the advantage of Buhari. “His defection is considered afait accompli once the sabotaging of PDP’s chances in presidential election is perfected and the APC victory sealed. The only thing that will stop his planned cross carpeting is if Buhari is loses to Jonathan,” he stated.
He said that Yuguda has always been with the renegade governors who defected from PDP to APC. According to him, it was later resolved by the clique that he should stay behind in the party as a mole leaking crucial and tactical information from within to the APC mainly through his colleagues like Rabiu Kwankwaso, Magatakarda Wammakko and Rotimi Amaechi.
The source said that the governor’s role as a black leg within the PDP was known to the top brass in the ruling party over time who have been monitoring his secret anti-party conducts from a distance.
All efforts to contact the Bauchi governor or his aides for their reaction failed as they declined to answer calls.

Source(s): http://www.pcubeonline.com/yuguda-in-secret-meetings-with-tinubu-saraki-others/
http://247ureports.com/anti-party-yuguda-in-secret-meetings-with-tinubu-saraki-others/
Politics › Re: Buhari And Team Pictured Enjoying Breakfast As They Prepare For Lagos Rally by Decryptor(m): 10:36am On Jan 30, 2015
He eats breakfast and yet he is looking so skinny like an Ebola victim on this picture...

Politics › Re: Did AIT Really Release Those CSV Files by Decryptor(m): 10:28am On Jan 30, 2015
A forensic test of the votes polled after the website was shut down further revealed that 30 identified unique IP-addresses had voted a total of 4969 times in favour of General Muhammadu Buhari.
Elections never start and these apc fols are displaying their talents on ordinary online polls! INEC should sit up oh! Because these touts will definitely try something funny esp in the Northe East and South West
Politics › Re: "Those Accusing Me Of Sponsoring Boko Haram Are Mad" - Jonathan by Decryptor(m): 10:23am On Jan 30, 2015
Yeah!

Celebrities › Re: “I Love Buhari Because He’s Way Cuter Than Jonathan” - Cossy Orjiakor by Decryptor(m): 9:53am On Jan 26, 2015
Sparkle777:
This is wat happens when a lady thinks with her vjay jay. sad
grin
Romance › Re: Mistakes Ladies Make When Their Guys Cheat On Them by Decryptor(m): 11:35pm On Jan 25, 2015
AfricanApple:
observing from mango tree smiley
**Quietly goes under mango tree and looks up...sees AfricanApple on the tree with her short mini skirt...peeps closely to find out that she is not wearing any pant or g-string...about to stroke manhood but suddenly sees a very big fruit fly perching on the bumbum...#that sight alone kills my mood. angry angry
Politics › Re: Jonathan’s Campaign Team Trapped In Maiduguri by Decryptor(m): 10:23pm On Jan 25, 2015
berem:
Jonathan left you people to your fate. He doesn't give a fucck about you people. He has long left Borno with the army he came with to provide security for him during the campaign.

You must stay with borno people and fight for your lives and see what the helpless people are suffering.
When last did your husband fvck you? Cos it seems this konji that is worrying you is not allowing you to think and talk properly undecided
Politics › Re: Jonathan Campaign Bus And Hilux Set On Fire At Suleja by Decryptor(m): 10:20pm On Jan 25, 2015
berem:
Why are aggrieved PDP supporters burning their campaign buses eh,why?
Imo bred cow like you
Romance › Re: How Do Ladies Manage To Hide Their Feelings Successfully? by Decryptor(m):
EroticAngelina:
lol. thats a secret we dnt plan on sharing cool
Rubbish! It ain't no secret. This is how you girls do it....

You spot a guy and begin to crush on him, you then get a toy dick and for those don't have one, rush to a salad vendor and buy cucumber and then lock yourself in the bedroom and start ramming the thing into your hole while imagining that the guy is doing you and by the time you climax 3 or 4 times, grab a pillow and pretend it's him u are cuddling while sleeping....

The following day when you see the guy, you go just do face like driver wey LASTMA seize im danfo and then that night....the pleasuring yourself thing repeats.

Or una think say we no know?
Celebrities › Re: Omawumi’s Feet Being Washed As She Enters Husband’s House (pictured) by Decryptor(m): 1:01am On Jan 24, 2015
priscaoge:
Another lunatic on NL! Stop been silly. I have many yoruba trusted friends,unlike some igbo backstabbers. Some yorubas i have met are really nice. I dont make friends based on tribe. I'm not a tribal bigot like u. Go back to Yaba left!
Your type back then in 1970 was the reason why Biafra lost the civil war. Osu di ka gi! Onye iro ndigbo
Celebrities › Re: Omawumi’s Feet Being Washed As She Enters Husband’s House (pictured) by Decryptor(m): 1:22am On Jan 23, 2015
priscaoge:
Yourbas and their lovely culture kiss kiss kiss....This is interesting!
Can the yorubas say same about your own culture? And to think you are even my ibo sister angry Keep talking trash
Politics › Re: Sammie Okposo Slams Buhari, Says He Should Be Flogged For Forgery by Decryptor(m): 1:15am On Jan 23, 2015
chimchim1:
Muoooo.mu. Dis guy is not current at all
But I just called the numbers on that email now and it belonged to a grocery store undecided
Health › Re: HIV/AIDS Drugs To Be Manufactured In Nigeria - UNAIDS by Decryptor(m): 11:56pm On Jan 22, 2015
lionduke:
That's another Good news.
I just wish the Yoruba people will open there eyes and see these APC shit as it's all about returning power to north.
Amala and ewedu has blinded them! They are busy licking the anus of their northen masters and the taste of shyte from there is like ewedu soup to them. The party will be over after May 29th
Celebrities › Re: Chioma Akpotha Shows Off Cleavage In New Selfie by Decryptor(m): 11:41pm On Jan 21, 2015
smartshadow:
Mgbeke trying to feel funky
Show us your ugly mother first. Id.io.t
Crime › Re: DELSU Student Arrested For Staging Her Own Kidnap & Extorting Money From Parents by Decryptor(m): 10:05am On Jan 14, 2015
tchidi:
grin

500k?? She no even get kidnapping value. undecided undecided
But judging from your pics, you look like someone whose kidnapping value is 750 mtn recharge card (no offeinse) undecided
Celebrities › Re: I Am Now Free To Have Sex - Vast Of Bracket Says by Decryptor(m): 2:29pm On Jan 13, 2015
slightlyMad:
can we apply? undecided
Your CV does not meet the requirements. undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Sermon That Touches The Heart: The Day My Boyfriend And I Went To Church by Decryptor(m): 10:29am On Jan 13, 2015
Sorry OP...ur boyfriend will start shining the congo of another lady.
Politics › Re: Neither Jonathan Nor Buhari Will Rule After February Election - Prophet Nwoko by Decryptor(m): 10:20am On Jan 13, 2015
Sorry mr prophet! You are wrong this time. GEJ is already the president and will continue to be president while buhari will go back to his 150 cows

Entertainment › Re: Chief Femi Fani Kayode Congratulates A Nairalander by Decryptor(m): 10:10am On Jan 13, 2015
FFK saw that the future of apc is no bright and decided to jump into the strong ship of the PDP from the leaking raft of the apc. Those who are mocking him can go and hug a wet transformer. GEJ till 2019 and possibly beyond!
Politics › Re: 150, Not 2000, Died In Baga Attacks - Military by Decryptor(m):
tola9ja:
150 not 2000 IF ONE OF THE MEMBER OF YOUR FAMILY WAS INVOLVE YOU WILL ADMIT IS MORE THAN 2000 IDIOT MILITARY AND THERE COMMANDER IN CHEIF GEJ OLODO




NEXT MONTH IS END OF ALL THESE TRAGEDY WHEN WE ALL VOTE OUT THE CLUELESS ONE AND VOTE IN THE INCORRUPTIBLE AND HONEST MAN GUESS WHO IS THE CLUELESS ONE

THIS GEJ HAS A CEREBRAL STAIN EVIDENCE

At his rally in Ibadan, Jonathan promised to create 2 million jobs every year if he is re-elected. This is the same man whose YouWIN program which he is always shouting about like an injured aparo gives grants to just 1,200 people annually. The 2 million jobs he did not create in all the years he has been on the seat, he wants to now use magic to create them. Our president must really take us all to be dolts. He did not even explain how he will create the jobs, he just said he will create 2 million jobs. Yes, he will do so in his dreams
Stop talking rubbish mister man! Is Badeh not your brother from the South West? Was he not the one who came out on National TV to run his dirty mouth about the figures of casualties? When Ihejirika who personally went to Borno to face the insurgents was doing a good job, your South West olodo brothers and your Northern Masters screamed blue murder and now, badeh cannot protect innocent citizens and you are here putting up a picture of GEJ and attacking him. Stop being an Omo Ale and displaying your foolishness in a public forum!

GEJ till 2019!
Crime › Re: 2,000 Feared Killed In Boko Haram’s ‘deadliest Massacre’ In Baga (graphic Pics) by Decryptor(m): 12:33am On Jan 13, 2015
As long as the people killed are muslims, i don't have any problem with it. By the way, that stu.pid COAS Badeh should stop lying to us about the number of casualties of the Baga attack. Useless Soildier who can't do anything about Boko Haram
Celebrities › Re: Chacha Eke Gets Drunk At A Family House Party In Lagos, Poses With Denrele by Decryptor(m): 3:42pm On Jan 12, 2015
onegig:
Why do Nigerians whether rich or poor have a poor taste when it comes to interior designs?

Very fugly picture of the inside. Stone coated marbles inside the living room? huh

Not even the just a small segment but the whole wall.
That's just plain wallpaper.

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