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kolajoo: Team baldo like if you like bald guys

Abeg...no vex o...buh are u related to Shekau?

braine: Men's hair is really overrated. I love my bald head sha. #TeamBaldGuys

Story that touches the hair

Chai! So i no catch this one today?

Did i just see "Fruit Bat" on the list? And they say Africans should not eat fruit bat because of ebola


Well, i no dey chop bat so it's none of my business

Did y'all see the look on the face of John Lennon's killer while he was signing that autograph? Gross!!

APC...confused since 1966

Please someone should ask Denrele where he buys his weed...IT IS VERY STRONG

And this other one too?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9YOeHZWZDA

Let me take you all back to memory lane and see who remembers the good old times...

It was a popular show back then in the 90's and was usually aired by NTA. Loved it so much as a kid growing up...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISys-CVo9Hw

I will not buy! Reason: Cos it will be as wack as Airtel's WTF internet plan

hatux: Divorce I think

She divorced her husband immediately Glo endorsed her for N35m ambassador deal.

Long Overdue

#Team Windows 7 till computer goes extint!

BluStreak: This OP is a paid detractor. I have been using GT mobile banking since the days of their GTMobile java app for smartphones. Today it is called the GTbank mobile App where u can do almost everything. Going by the processes you outlined in ur bid to rubbish GTBank, you are far from know what GTBank mobile banking look or feels like. So you can just go ahead and end enter someone's banking details and initiate a transfer? You won't have to add the recipient first as a beneficiary using ur token to authorise the account to be a beneficiary? OP I have picked loads of holes in ur rightup, but let me just live it here.

Do your research well next time.

Eat your heart out! i have made my observations known and was not in anyway paid by anyone. For the fact that something is working for you does not mean it is working for everyone!

Don't you people think that if this guy wanted to really kill his girlfriend, he would have carefully executed it in such a manner that it would not be linked to him (like sending assassins to do the job)...the poor guy is innocent but unfortunately, because of the role feminism is playing in our world today, he might be found guilty.

If Edward Cullen had dated her in real life, she would still say much later that he did not still meet up to her expectations. No be woman she be?

The EXPERIMENT: Seun wants to liaise with Banks to put in a feature whereby when someone likes a comment, nairaland gets N10 per like. 5naira goes to NL, 3naira goes to the Poster and the remaining 2 Naira to the bank.

Seun, abeg no ban me o... i see wetin i talk for dream

venahoro: bros! Abeg! I dey hear about Diz Q-sat stuff; but no much details! #i fit get am for Benin here?!

It works where ever DStv works. As far as there is DStv reception in Benin, it will work there.

The skin (kponmo) of a female cow is harder than that of a male cow. That of the female is that one that takes ages to get soft until you pour sprite and potash into it. That is the one they are suppose to use for leather.

I am still enjoying my Q-TV that gives me all the channels DStv has to offer including EPL. DSTv can go to hell...only ignoramuses still pay DStv

kablooee: This is indeed sad, my workshop is more equipped than this, all I see is just vehicle lift, I was looking to see a simple CNC machine. Innoson is indeed just another good pane beater putting parts together.

Post a picture of your workshop let's see!

Last Word: #If you like, post a picture of Coscharis Workshop and claim it's yours

firstEVA: He will call u soon, trust me, guys never truly forget girls they have a thing for

This is one HUGE erroneous notion you ladies of nowadays have. Reason why some of you treat men like crap...


LET ME TELL YOU...NO MATTER HOW MUCH A MAN LOVES YOU, THE DAY HE DECIDES TO DELETE YOU OF HIS MEMORY, NO RECOVERY PROGRAM CAN GET YOU BACK

Word

sluvy4tune: Gtbank is d best with my money disappearing left, right and centre ? Are u aware the WU platform has been dead for over 2 weeks now on d gt internet banking portal

Gtbank....they use to be good

At last...a NLer with some sense. The peeps who are here blabbing about GTB being the best bank and all that nonsense are those who don't do real and serious online banking transactions like us through Western Union. They only recharge 200 airtime on their phone and pay N2,500 DSTV subscription via their online banking and then come here to yap about GTB being the best and all that sh.it!

rman: At last! Someone that really understand the OP is just a novice.

There are so many flaws in his write up I couldn't believe majority didn't pick them up.

Yes, GTB Internet banking may jot be perfect but I have noticed Nigerians like giving a dog a bad name just to hang it.

Even one of the posters on this thread blamed GTB for parents exposing their passwords for Top up card transfer.

I share your position on this issue bro

Another GTB staff speaking...Can you please pinpoint the flaws in my write-up out?

donbenie: I found your claim that you forgot your user ID number and Password,because as you claimed you didn't need to type it in before now,to be absolute HOGWASH..as a frequent GTBank online banker STAFF, I know for a fact that this is required for each and every time you log in to your Online account,so it is Disingenuous on your part to make that claim,my take from your whole story is that you're a Novice who does not know the primary rudiments of online banking,for instance recharging your line at odd hours may keep your money hanging till the next working hours, just as money transfer on a weekend is not advised,going through your post I deduced that your naivety is much more to be blamed than GTBank..

Fixed! From the way you are speaking!

BTW, Mr Online Banking PhD holder and lecturer, i want to learn online banking from you...please how do i enroll into your tutelage? Rubbish!!

TeamclicksAir: Op I have used all the features you mention and never encountered any issue. I will say your Internet connection is the problem. .. also you can't do instant transfer to other banks on a savings account . You can also recharge without logging by using the short code.

My internet connection could not and never was the issue. I tried it at different times using my modem, a friend's Spectranet modem and my office' High Speed WiFi and still encountered the same problems. As you can see, others are complaining.

Please this is not a ploy to bad mouth or paint GTb black in public like some people are erroneously thinking here already. I was only recounting an ordeal.

the money these fools spent in procuring these materials for checking temperature should have been used in the rectification of their online banking system that has not allowed me to collect my money from western union for the past one week.

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