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Politics › Re: 4 Nigerians Killed In South Africa by Decryptor(m): 2:03pm On Jul 06, 2013
jjcbuthot: Nigerians or Biafrans?
May Sango visit your house when your parents and siblings are all present. Bas.tard
Politics › Re: 4 Nigerians Killed In South Africa by Decryptor(m): 2:01pm On Jul 06, 2013
zetdee: Good Lord... When does this Naijan on Naijan violence stop?

www.nairaland.com/372005/nigerians-killing-each-other-south

These Nigerian gangs have been at it for years, really sad.
Why do i have this feeling that you are among the killers?
Celebrities › Re: Delphine: Chris Okotie's New Girlfriend? (Pictures) by Decryptor(m): 1:53pm On Jul 06, 2013
No be only Dolphin, she go soon turn to shark.
TV/Movies › Re: Pete Edochie Back On Screen With 'The Four Sisters' by Decryptor(m): 7:45pm On Jul 05, 2013
Merkki: He needs to do a Tummy Tuck!
Is he your boyfriend's mate? undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerian Men Dont Serve God Like Their Women: Why? by Decryptor(m): 6:53pm On Jul 05, 2013
mamsong9: Who told u dat Angels are men, or they even have sex? Hmmm... Nowa oo for christianity
Are Michael and Gabriel female names?
Sports › Re: Christian Obodo Found In Italy With Marijuana & Girls by Decryptor(m): 6:42pm On Jul 05, 2013
tellwisdom: This wan wey he do mouth like pusssy...Well, em mouth still fine pass some pusssies duh undecided
And this is the only contribution u could make after reading this story? SMH for u!
Sports › Re: Christian Obodo Found In Italy With Marijuana & Girls by Decryptor(m): 6:38pm On Jul 05, 2013
princesammmy: PLS READ IT WELL

The police found Obodo in a car with two Romanian girls
and a male friend, who was arrested for being in
possession of 52 grams of marijuana.

The friend not Oboda was in possession of marijuana
I thought i was the only one who spotted that! This story is here on FP for TRIBAL reasons.
Health › Re: Two-year-old Boy Diagnosed With Cloves Syndrome by Decryptor(m): 4:58pm On Jul 05, 2013
Why is it that whites are the ones who usually suffer from these ailments more frequently than Africans? Rare diseases with weird names
Crime › Re: 20 Skulls Discovered At Aba Dump Site by Decryptor(m): 4:51pm On Jul 05, 2013
[quote author=AB$I]FGN should grant the state of biafra their right to be independent. Im sad to be refered to as a nigerian along wit ibos. Ibos are d biggest shame to our country[/quote]Devil punish you there! What of Ogun state which is the headquarters of ritualists? I guess ibos are the from Ogun too!
Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerian Men Dont Serve God Like Their Women: Why? by Decryptor(m): 2:56pm On Jul 05, 2013
Lilimax: It is probably because men's mind are always cluttered with different activites on how to make it in life unlike women.
Again women are located very close to God's heart if you understand what I mean. cheesy cheesy
if women are close to God's heart truly, then God's heart is as black as a pot. Btw, the last time i checked, it was a man who was closest to God's heart in biblical times (David). We've never heard of a women after God's heart
Celebrities › Re: Paul Okoye Accepts Baby With Elshama Igbanoi by Decryptor(m): 2:48pm On Jul 05, 2013
How does putting up the girl's photo in his DP correlate to Paul having to accept the paternity? And where in the pic is she carrying a baby? Abeg Linda, park well...you just want to tell us that Paul is on your BBM list. Now we know, what else??
Food › Re: The Essence Of Leaving Food Served Knowing You Have None At Home? by Decryptor(m): 2:38pm On Jul 05, 2013
Most people do it esp females. I once entered a restaurant and saw a girl with a guy who ordered for rice and a bottle of coke. She ate just one-quarter of the food and drank one-third of the coke and ate only a piece of meat and left the other one and the guy paid! It's part of the useless "swag" or "forming levels" but all na wash!
Webmasters › Re: Gay Activist Hacks Nigerian Government’s Website Over Anti-gay Law by Decryptor(m): 12:54pm On Jul 05, 2013
brownlord: Are u a leaner? No be this country them use millions take open email account for yahoo, my friend get use to it, na oyel money we get for here, my prayer na say make God make me use mistake enter govt. Na sorry for niger, my looting no go be here
That's the reason why God will not answer ur prayer
Foreign Affairs › Re: Nelson Mandela In Permanent Vegetative State by Decryptor(m): 11:37am On Jul 05, 2013
South African Govt, can i ask una one question?
What will happen if Mandela dies? Will Hurricane Katrina destroy SA? Why allow the man to suffer? Bunch of pathetic mo.rons
TV/Movies › Re: Lawyers To Sue Betty For "Public Sex" In Big Brother House? by Decryptor(m): 12:07am On Jul 05, 2013
How come i missed that one? angry i watched that of Nando and Selly.
Politics › Re: Your Comments Online Could Land You In Jail by Decryptor(m): 10:46am On Jul 04, 2013
To all those people abusing GEJ your days are numbered. All the FG has to do is to visit NL, make a narrow search with keywords such as "Jonathan", "retardeen", "clueless" etc. Once the results are displayed, they'll check your NL handle, read your posts and find out what you like most and hook you with it.
For eg: If "born2fuck" is one of the suspects, they'll use a lady with pretty curves to sign up on NL, PM him and ask for sexxx in an agreed venue so when he shows up...KIRIKIRI!
If you are a web designer, they'll call your number and tell you that they need a website and that they'll pay N500,000 for it...you show up...PRISON!
Those who like free browsing, they will say come and collect MTN magic sim with over 100GB data for free at so-and-so place...they show up...GBESE!
Even NL mods who put up some stories on FP won't be spared.
If you know you are guilty, start clamoring for "unsuscribe" link from Seun now
Politics › Re: Civilian JTF, Boko-Haram In Gun Duel by Decryptor(m): 10:29am On Jul 04, 2013
splashbaby: civilian JTF armed! angry
So what's wrong with that? Or do you think the Civilian JTF will engage BH with mere machetes and sticks? If arming them will bring an end to this menace, then so be it! After peace is restored, regroup them, resensitize them, then disarm them.
Education › Re: Nigerian Graduates With 5.0 CGPA From Russian University by Decryptor(m): 10:22am On Jul 04, 2013
Tats: I'm aware that Medical colleges in Nigeria don't give GPAs to graduating students, but that doesn't mean that people should just assume its the same for medical graduates of other countries especially ones that they know little about.

In this day and age, it is easy to find out information with some research on the internet. I haven't seen a site that clearly lists the grades for medicine, but from numerous sites I have seen including ones that talk about medicine, it seems to point out that Russia has a 5 Grade system for most courses in universities. The guy could have graduated with a 5 which means Excellent.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Academic_grading_in_Russia
http://www.medwonders.com/medblogs/general/why-students-love-to-study-medicine-in-russia--3758.htm
See what i'm talking about? I wonder which one come be 5.0 CGPA. Because na im papa get Kremlin. Anybody who believes this story can believe anything. No be Ileke-Idi the tribal bigot 1 of Nairaland put am? Always digging for stories to hype her tribe. She put up a picture of someone who is graduating from the University and comes to tell us he's graduating with 5.0 CGPA. The guy could even be a kenyan for all we know.
Education › Re: Nigerian Graduates With 5.0 CGPA From Russian University by Decryptor(m): 10:17am On Jul 04, 2013
No Qualms: What is the meaning of this crap? Did you even bother to find out about their grading system? I know the guy personally, fyi, it's not a lie. Useless beef.
Shaaatap! I investigated it. The Russian Medical Univeristies' Grading System is not in CGPA but "Distinction-Fail"...so it's either the source of this fake-as-a-tale-of-a-golden-geese-egg story are pathetic liars or you who claim to know the guy personally wants some hype. Mtchewwww!
Education › Re: Nigerian Graduates With 5.0 CGPA From Russian University by Decryptor(m): 8:56am On Jul 04, 2013
Saint Chukz: I am more interested on how this thread made Frontpage cos i know a similar one (the one on the girl with a 4.0 CGPA in her Msc from US) like this which didn't. Is it that you have to bribe a Mod or what..?
You don't need to bribe anyone. As long as the student's name sounds "yoruba" it will definitely make FP. But if it's Ibo...OYO
Education › Re: Nigerian Graduates With 5.0 CGPA From Russian University by Decryptor(m): 12:41am On Jul 04, 2013
HotNaijaBabe: Yeah! There is no G.P.A for MBBS...What exactly did he study?
Thought i was the only one who noticed! Another fake cooked-up lie-lie story.
Family › Re: Woman Was Married To Two Men At The Same Time In Lagos by Decryptor(m): 12:35am On Jul 04, 2013
Yoruba women again! Doing what they are known for!!
Health › Re: How Alcohol Affects The Body by Decryptor(m): 7:41pm On Jul 03, 2013
safe journey: I am so tired of this issue everytime.

They will tell you alcohol is not good for body I.E.(beer, palm wine, ogogoro, paraga, sugbalaja, osomo, dadubule,burukuru, alomo, gin, wine) etc.

They will also tell you that any drinks contain sugar is not good for health I.E. (soft drinks, maltina, juice, bobo, apple juice) etc.

AFTER DAILY ACTIVITIES WHICH DRINK CAN WE TAKE TO RELAX? OR CAN WE SIT DON DEY LOOK.
Drink Water
Sports › Re: Mikel Obi Eyes Bikini Girl In Brazil While Being Interviwed by Decryptor(m): 7:36pm On Jul 03, 2013
[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]Isn't he married? undecided[/quote]He's not...Don't think of applying! Cos you lack the minimum requirements.
Politics › Re: Governor Amaechi Donates $100,000 To OJB by Decryptor(m): 7:27pm On Jul 03, 2013
Nice gesture Amaechi.
Health › Re: Jonathan - No Nigerian To Die Of HIV Henceforth by Decryptor(m): 7:23pm On Jul 03, 2013
lakpa lakpa: Ok retardeen , you've been heard...

cheesy
Stop this madness...It's outdated!
Nairaland General › Re: Beware Of Trailer Drivers On Long Distance Journeys by Decryptor(m): 11:52am On Jul 03, 2013
adewasco2k: just yesterday I was driving from Abuja to Lokoja.... I was overtaking a trailer (dangote ) even though I horned he still swap to my side just to avoid a shallow hole on the road.... I was lucky to have a clear and good side to also swap to... imagine there was a big hole on my side, what will i have done... thank God for the miracle and yes you guys should take note of them..... thanks OP
When ever they do that again, apply the "Fast and Furious" technique...

Romance › Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by Decryptor(m): 9:15am On Jul 03, 2013
Abu Mikey: You foo..lish Die!!!! Nadia is from S.A!!
Her husband is an Ibo guy [Ikechukwu] and She sure knows how to speak and write Ibo!!! And finally she is actually from Cape Town! I have her on my BBM!! So speak what you know sir!!!
Didn't u̶̲̥̅̊ read the part where he said "no be nadia for NL o...na anoda one for capetown" Nadia_sa lives ​I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ witbank. Or u̶̲̥̅̊ just want us to know you have her ​I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ your BBM? huh
Romance › Re: 5 Things Women Hate To Hear by Decryptor(m): 8:01am On Jul 03, 2013
donkuje: Wanders shall never end sha women re extremely wanderful nd dey to be handled with caution, dnt forget nothing goes for nothing pls is nice to hear it hmmmm funnyn tinz
Oga, what's your problem? Must you attach these your "wanderful" pictures to your post? Mtchewwwwww!

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