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This came barely five days after one Abu Zinnira, who claimed to be spokesman for Boko Haram, said, in a statement emailed to newsmen, that they will launch a manhunt for the youth.



http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/06/boko-haram-regroups-invades-borno-towns/

What the hell Ȋ̝̊̅§ wrong with our security personnel? Don't they have a Cyber-Forensic Department? Some dumb twart who says he is a spokesman for BH sends an email to newsmen with the network of one of our service providers and this can be easily traced by deploying some special software to track both the IP address and location of where the mail was sent from with even the SIM card of the modem or router used. I Thought that was one of the numerous reasons for the emphasis on SIM registration.
Let the FG employ me to handle this and see whether i won't fish them out.



Oh!....did i just say that? I think the FG itself could even be their sponsor.

[quote author=Excel 30 ]I left my ex too for the same reason.He is a lier&a cheat. He told me the lady i saw unclad on bed with him was a female friend who intended spending the night.Can u beat that lie?[/quote]How many times will you post this comment on every available thread? For crying out loud, it's becoming annoying. If u̶̲̥̅̊ really want to get over it, then swallow your pride and go and beg him! Haba!!

[quote author=Subomi-luv]Lol he is a big boy and so what? The dude can be a millionaire for all i care. When they started dating she was more popular then him and am sure she makes more money then him. Anyways i don't do midgets so you can apply for ur sis if you wish.[/quote]LMAO! Yvonne is still struggling to make some cheap cedis by reading movie scripts while Iyanya just got himself N60m cool naira. Someone saw this and her gold-digging tendencies made her start whinning like a cry-baby. Yvonne, you are expired!

[quote author=Subomi-luv]question is, what is a chick like this doing with that midget??..because he sang kukere??..phulease!!!..you are way better than that girl..leave iyanya for those cheap girls out there…that dude feels himself way too much.. . IMO, it’s good ridance.[/quote]don't u̶̲̥̅̊ wish ur guy was HOT and RICH like my iyanya?...I understand. Your "Bitcchh mode button" has been activated

Some scary shyt here. I can't forget Dele my neighbor and friend in Owerri Otammiri river Egbu.(1995) May he RIP.

[quote author=dannysteve99@ya]Me too my bro.They are many young talents musician in naija & Ghana,let her go and date one of them. Snoop canine is married,didn't he hv aristos. are u nt seeing Iyanya body? Is nt for one womon for nw,maybe later.[/quote]Cheiiiiii! LWTMBFH! NL and their word censoring will not kill me!! Which one be Snoop Canine again? In order to censor the word "d.o.g.g.y."! Seun and his mods have taken basketmouth's job from him o!

Raymondenyi: Yvonne should leave all those liers n come to me, I'm truely in love here, n I promise her no heart brakes, we gonna make it true, I ddoubt If she 'll cee a better n honest person dan myself dat will love her 4 who she is ... Any of U can give her my number 2 reach me...

I don't know about Yvonne's Number but this Ȋ̝̊̅§ Iyanya's number...o8o98822oo2. Got it from the phone of a close friend of his. mayb ya shuld holla him to ask after her own.

[quote author=~Bluetooth]Funny how ladies accuse guys of cheating as if they are saints.can Yvonne swear on her soul that no other guy slept with her for that 8 months he dated Iyanya ? she's just unnecessarily bitter and frustrated about her life ![/quote]Please tell them! When it's about a man, it's all wrong! I guess if it was the other way round, they'd all say that she has the right to date whomever she wants.

ogugua88: We'll see how happy Annie is when Pero and the rest start demanding money for school fees from 2 Face. There's no happiness in the doors to your marital home being open for your husband's baby mamas.

Ogugua, inasmuch as 2face has other baby mamas, i'm sure the both of them would have personally trashed issues like the one you mentioned out before tying the knot. Tuface would have let her understand that when they start living as man and wife, a lot of issues would rear up their head and this"n" that Ȋ̝̊̅§ what to expect from it. Annie on her own part would then finally make the personal decision to live with it or not hence the marriage. That Ȋ̝̊̅§ why there Ȋ̝̊̅§ what Ȋ̝̊̅§ called "courtship" before marriage. And by the way, who else will be paying for the said Pero's upkeep other than tuface himself of which i'm sure Annie knows about before their marriage.

EyesWideOpen: Still talking about people wanting marriage, eh?
You're BACKWARD!!!!!

Erm, pls dnt quote me again. Thanks.

Congratulations! You have been certified as the undisputed mor.on of the century! Twart!!

EyesWideOpen: Not everyone wants a happy and fulfilled marriage dumbas*!

So In order to win the hearts of NL ladies, you just made the above statement! I'm shocked! So some people want sad and unfulfilled marriages? Some people really think with their shyt-hole!

Now who's the dumbas*??

dasparrow: @Post

I really enjoyed reading this interview on bellanaija.com and I think Yvonne Nelson answered the questions in a mature manner. I personally think that this is why ladies should never offer up their bodies to the men they are dating except in marriage of course. Most courtships of nowadays are fueled by lust and not love and the men are just looking for sperm receptacles to empty their sperm into. So, ladies should be wise because this so-called love game of today is just all about people wanting to fornicate with each other.

You gotta be kidding me! Why should i get to date a woman and take her shopping, cater for her needs and pamper her with good things and not get s3xual gratification ​I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ return?
Oh! Alright then...We men will subscribe to your "No s3x b4 marriage" policy only if ladies will stop asking for money for Brazillian Hair, BB subscription, cash etc until after marriage.

ItsModella:

And not everyone is Annie Idibia

Yeah...that Ȋ̝̊̅§ the reason why very few ladies like Annie Idibia will get the result she got after her perseverance. (A happy fulfilled wedlock and union).

Tedpgrass: Oga Decryptptor. U fall my hand oo

So na divorcee or widower na the available options.....

Isn't there a likelihood there's some chap who is single and quite willing to mingle with this sister......

Whether an older mature male now willing to settle or a younger (2-10yrs) chap with no chips on his shoulders.....



Abeg. Let's look at the whole picture not stereotypes....


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I don't think she will accept a guy who is much younger than she is who has no strong finances (if that's what you meant by "chips" on his shoulders).
The age rate of 50's you talked about are those men who have been either divorced before or widowed like i initially pointed out

[quote author=val_dee]I want to help you place an advert in search of your missing sense of humour.

Your post on this thread clearly shows you 've lost your sense of humour.[/quote]thought i was the only one who noticed. Yet on her profile she says "Live, Love and Laugh". I guess she's only adhering to the "live" part cos her signature contradicts the "love" part and her comment the "laugh" part

IdealHubby: There's this colleague of mine who works for a different coy, before being retrenched. We have known each other for a while now and she celebrated her birthday last month.

I got the shocker when I discovered that she just clocked 40, when going through her laptop and stumbled on her CV.

Initially, I guessed she was in her mid 30s but what baffled me is that she has authored a book on what singles should know before getting married and has been the Young and Singles President in her local church for three consecutive tenures.

Though the choleric type. I felt she might have chased her future husband in her 20s, because of her temperament Hence, finding it difficult to attract and retain suitors. She might have learnt her lesson, though rather late.

Even an ex of mine once told me her elder sister got married @43,,and I was like WTF??!!.. Hence, I felt she has a little bit of hope.

My concern for her is that, though she seems nice from the outlooks, she is definitely crying within her, for God should come to her aid, because she once had a plan of how successful she would be, as an enterpreneur in the next five years, with her husband and child cheering her, and also, she keeps describing her ideal kind of wedding often at times.

So, any advice for her on the right steps to take?

Thanks.

Ur friend's problems are from the bolded

Choleric: Most choleric women i know remain spinsters for life. That's their personality. Men like loyalty and submission in a woman. Choleric women lack those traits.

Temperamental: This is also tied to the point above. A woman who has hot temper can never drag a man to the altar. No matter how rich, beautiful and successful that woman is, or even great in bed,it just can't work cos no man wants to be "shouted down" by his woman.

Ideal Wedding Plans: Another big flaw from your friend which should not be ignored. I don't know the magnitude of her plans but i think she Ȋ̝̊̅§ this type that has that huge fantasy of having a big society wedding where Goodluck Jonathan will be the father of the Day, where her and her bridal train will be driven in a limo and probably the venue somewhere in Dubai. Your friend (like most typical Nigerian ladies of today) think mainly about the wedding and NOT the marriage. I wonder what she teaches her student in the "Single and Married" classes.

Let her work on these points and then hope and pray a divorcee or widower (cos of her current age) finds her soon.

#myownhumblecontribution#

@OP, u̶̲̥̅̊ were sleeping with another woman's husband and having the time of your life and when someone who knew u̶̲̥̅̊ saw the both of u̶̲̥̅̊ and said u̶̲̥̅̊ are a call-girl, the guy decided to withdraw.
Ur point now Ȋ̝̊̅§: You wanna know if it's ok to start the affair all over again abi? What makes you different from a call girl since you found solace and gratification in the hands of a married man?
Tommorow when u̶̲̥̅̊ get married and your husband starts having an affair, you'd run here crying that "Men are so wicked, decietful,cheats" and all that other rubbis.h talk you ladies rant about.
No go pray make God give u̶̲̥̅̊ ur own...dey there dey contemplate on whether to go behind ur fellow woman's back and be eating what belongs to her. Mtchewwwwwwwwwwww!

The topic should have been "45 ways to become a mumu for a Nigerian woman".

[quote author=Mr knowitall.]These are some of the reasons why Nigerian women are the best women to marry in the entire world...they are second to none.

1) Loyalty. Nigerian women are some of the most loyal women in the world. A man can travel abroad in search of

greener pastures for 3 years and his Nigerian wife would never cheat on him. These women are as loyal as they come. All

you have to do is treat them right and you have a copilot for the rest of your happy life. If you fall they are strong

enough to pick you up but at the same time still maintain their femininity.

2) Beauty. If you go throughout Africa..per capita...Nigeria has the most beautiful women. Nigerian women are

divers and unique with their looks..some look Sudanese, South African, American, Ethiopian, hell even Russian. It is

difficult to be faithfully married in a country like Nigeria where all the women are just dam fine.

3)Education. One thing I love about Nigerian women is the fact that they love education(excluding the north).

In fact...all most all of the Nigeria females i know here are either holding Phd..or working towards it. I have no

doubt that Nigerian women are definitely the smartest women in the world. For a man...an educated woman is

intimidating..but this is where 1.) Loyalty comes in...and your mind becomes at ease.

4) Love. Nigerian women are second to none when it come to showing love. They will show you love, show you mom

love, your dad, brothers, sisters, uncles, they will respect and love your entire family which is important for

successful marriage.

5) The best Mothers. Nigerian mothers are something special when i comes to giving their children love. For

example..my mom would drive 200miles to come see me and bring me home cooked food...I felt sorry for her and told her

that i can actually cook...but she said its not the same and she still does it till today. The last time she was here

she cooked and left me food to last me for a whole month..such a sweet mother...I suggest you marry a Nigerian women if

you want something like this for your children.

yeah i didn't use commas..i know..

Texas.cowgirl here you go....but i know some nigazz are gonna hate on this one...
[/quote]Another cheap NL women's attention/patriotism seeking dude

honey86: You must have been hanging out with the wrong girls.

That's the point...all Nigerian girls are wrong.

Abegi...i don't mind getting one of those. As long as i am able to get laid by those girls that always say,"I am a soccer for guys with 6 park".

[quote author=Ms_Steph]Dats y am afraid of mking frnds on the internet. Many heartless pple this days.[/quote]And it Ȋ̝̊̅§ the friends you make on the street that are not liable to kill you abi?
@topic: they should quickly conclude this case so that everyone can rest abeg!

The day i wanted to try Lex Luger's "grip and spin" on our pet dog in those days, the end result made me understand that the teeth of dogs were "fearfully and wonderfully made"

Na wah o...the guy no see pillow use like i did when i was younger imitating Hulk Hogan and Macho Man...RIP to the poor girl

22. If you are bleaching your skin :/

frank pessu: Kanye's baby.
6/15/2013
6
1+5=6
2+0+1+3=6
666
Evil baby

If you put this mathematical skill into stocks or something more profitable, ur life would be better off!

I'm repulsed with the imagination of the homo act itself between men...how much more some smelly, dirty, hausa, begger-almajiri! Eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
**vomits lunch**

born2fuckpussy: the head matter pass Gulder utimate search, many hausa youth don vex insearch of head! Dem don deliever many boko harams head but lucky head will be one who found shekau head,how much is cost of transportation from lagos to maiduguri?

The guy no dey maiduguri o! He's hiding somewhere ​I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ Niger republic according to my INTEL. I for say make i transport you free of charge from Lagos down to Maid but i dey fear ur NL Id. U fit leave our expedition of hunting for Shekarau come dey distracted by all those fulani and shua-arab girls wey dey maiduigiri.

idnoble135: Gosh, am loving the way things are turning out! The Jtf and the local "police" and vigilante are no longer waiting for it to happen but are making it happen. Kudos to these guys. Am waiting for shekau's head.
When this madness called boko haram ends, we shall declare public holiday, do celebration, do victory rally, do thanksgiving, do love feast, do "owambe". Whew! Lord give us the victory and strengthen our armed forces.
I believe in Nigeria.

WTF! No follow me drag that man head o! Don't you know that head Ȋ̝̊̅§ worth $7m? Enough money to make Aunty Dame Jona divorce Uncle jona and marry me. Take time o. #ClintEastwoodBountyTinz

Rooting for PDP is like swimming in a river infested with crabs that sting.
Rooting for APC is like coming out of the river to stay on the land with hungry crocodiles!
I'd rather stay in the river.
Okorocha, #speakforyourself

berem: Rochas Okorocha has spoken well. Kudos to my Governor.

So just because he Ȋ̝̊̅§ your governor, he has spoken well? He will as well wake up one morning and decide to sell Imo to the north and you will also say he has decided well. SMH!
Can someone pls tell that confused Rochas that he should speak for his state and not Ndigbo.