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Crime › Re: Man Caught Making Love To Neighbour’s Teen Daughter Inside Parents’ Room by Decryptor(m): 6:35pm On Jun 30, 2017
Useless story. The girl's father convinced her to cook up the part where she was forced just to save face.
Crime › Re: Police Declare Nigerian Man Wanted In Malaysia For The Death Of A 5 Year Old Boy by Decryptor(m): 3:07pm On Jun 30, 2017
See how afonjas on nairaland masturbate over any thread where Igbos are mentioned while they are quiet after arewa small boys said they would deal with them. Twaaaaa!!
Celebrities › Re: Mother Of Davido's Boy, Utibe, Dies by Decryptor(m): 11:33am On Jun 30, 2017
She looked sickly. What was wrong with her? Davido should have used the money fo the house to send her to a good hospital to treat her before building a house. Misplaced priorities!
Education › Re: Ogun College Suspends Lecturer For Impregnating Nursing Student by Decryptor(m): 11:21am On Jun 30, 2017
Nursing student that doesn't know how to use postinor after unprotected knacking? That one Na better nursing student? Mtcheewwww!!
Education › Re: Photos Of The Scorpion I Killed In My School Hostel by Decryptor(m): 12:47pm On Jun 20, 2017
I never knew there was a University with a hostel in Sambisa Forest undecided
Family › Re: Man To Pay N800,000 To Marry Dead Woman As Wife by Decryptor(m): 12:40pm On Jun 20, 2017
Ofemmanu1:
Na dem, na dem cursed marginalised potopoto jews.
YES! Proudly IGBO JEWS!!

That is the reason why our women with children are legally married to the man who impregnates them and this kind of penance serves as a deterrent to those who only want to cohabit. Unlike your smelly "green-slimy soup" eating women from your wastelands that will give birth to 1 bomboy for one agbero in oshodi, another one for a cultist in mushin, another for a skull miner in Ogun and then will chose to settle with being f*cked under the pedestrian bridges of lagos by touts after selling Agbo and kpomo. cheesy cheesy
Romance › Re: Man and Woman are different.. Nothing like Gender Equality by Decryptor(m): 9:32am On Jun 20, 2017
Evaberry:
I can't believe a girl wrote this trash. No offence.
I just can't understand why African women don't appreciate themselves and always play 2nd fiddle to men.
.dear op my boobs are sagged already but [size=18pt]I'm still a virgin[/size], so I really don't understand why u got all these from as sagged boobs or wide vagina isn't really cuz of an indecent life

stop being shallow
You know a very big lie when you spot it! Thank God for NL! There is always an avenue to dig out the past. See the post your fellow woman put up here and you came here to rant and claim "Mrs Virginia".

So you are a virgin yet you proudly admitted just 2 months ago after Acidosis tried to even correct you that YOUR COUSIN f*cked you and that it was the best f*ck in your life! YOUR OWN COUSIN! Abomination!!

I have always known that Nigerian women who open their mouths to say they are virgins are way worse than...

Health › Re: Positive Outlook To Life As An HIV Positive Person. by Decryptor(m):
BackToLife:
Collodal Silver is a long thing. Hiv now has permanent cure in Europe. For those that can afford to fly down there to be treated, it is better, if not you can still get it. I know at least 2 Nigerians that have been cured with the medicine. I would have given u the link here but, senseless yahoo boy scammers would swam the site. PM me if intrested in the link. They are already complaining that those useless Nigerians are impersonating them. Putting the link here on NL would do more damage than good. You must repost and confirm here that Hiv now has cure after getting the link and seeing the real testimonies by the whites. Also, expose me here if I don't give u after you pm me.
Oga, no one is going to PM you! Post the link HERE or forgerrit! For those who want to PM this guy for a "LINK", remember that the "RANSOMWARE virus" is mainly hidden in links. You click a link and immediately, your files in your pc gets locked and encrypted and you can never open them until you pay the hackers via bitcoins.

Back to topic, I have witnessed the wonders of colloidal silver where it really cured a child whose parents died of AIDS. i saw one in a pharmacy here in Abuja but mehnnnn, it was damn to expensive! about N32,000 for one small bottle. undecided
Celebrities › Re: Banky W Transformed His Look To Ugly Beard Guy For A Movie Shoot(pics,vid) by Decryptor(m): 9:46pm On Jun 03, 2017
Suspect33:
you are still trying to be funny, just stop it, its not your calling
Suspect33:
Jealousy, Banky w is talented if e pain you go and die angry angry
Something inside me is telling me that you are actually Banky W because these replies are just too personal undecided
Romance › Re: Think Twice About Your Relationship If Your Partner Does Not Have These Three Qu by Decryptor(m): 7:00pm On Jun 01, 2017
ModCaller:
So on point.

But the main thing is she must be very ready for heavy sex. That's the only reason I'm gonna pay her bride price. Just sex. I repeat, just sex, because most ladies are essentially useless but for sex.
Until you start looking at a woman beyond her her unclothedness and yourself beyond your erection, you'd realise that there is more to being in a meaningful relationship apart from just sex alone.
Politics › Re: Why Ndigbo Should Stop Viewing Yoruba's As Cowards- Reno Omokri by Decryptor(m): 10:34pm On May 31, 2017
deji15:
For not knowing the difference between a state and a city, you are obviously the illiterate.

70% of Igbos don’t Read nor listen to news - Imo State Commissioner for Information, Tourism and Public Utilities, Obinna Nshirim
Chai! You have just proven the originator of this meme right.

Politics › Re: Why Ndigbo Should Stop Viewing Yoruba's As Cowards- Reno Omokri by Decryptor(m): 10:22pm On May 31, 2017
deji15:
Another illiterate that is incapable of learning. Is Kwara a state or a city?


70% of Igbos don’t Read nor listen to news - Imo State Commissioner for Information, Tourism and Public Utilities, Obinna Nshirim
Chineke! Some people are stark illiterates and then they turn the tables around..does it matter if Kwara is a State or City? We all know that over 97% of indigenes of Kwara are muslims today. What was their religious inclination before the conquest by the fulani and why were they defeated and still colonised till today?

Answer this question you this little boy or die in shame! grin grin
Politics › Re: Why Ndigbo Should Stop Viewing Yoruba's As Cowards- Reno Omokri by Decryptor(m): 10:13pm On May 31, 2017
deji15:
Liepob "Youth" and illiteracy are like bread and butter. Why not just face your spare parts and fan yogo hustle? I did not mean smuggle "coke" to Indonesia o. grin grin grin grin
YES! Many of my brothers have used the spare parts business and fan yogo to buy off properties belonging to your afonja kinsmen in Lagos whereby chasing them back to the slum and creeks of Lagos or the hinterlands and caves of the SW where their forefathers inhabited before.

Answer BuariCopyPaste's question...ok...let me make things easier for you by asking you myself:

How did your warriors lose Kwara to the Fulanis abi dem dey prepare for a re-match?

Answer the question or drink otapiapia shamefully like your Coca-cola bottle goggle-wearing awo. grin grin
Politics › Re: Why Ndigbo Should Stop Viewing Yoruba's As Cowards- Reno Omokri by Decryptor(m): 10:06pm On May 31, 2017
obataokenwa:
Imagine the caliber of people been compared with Ojukwu that fought with almost the world against him. I don't have anything to say cos it's not worth arguing on.
Don't mind them. Comparing a fight between a cat and cockroaches to that of a lion with elephants is plain stupidity
Politics › Re: Why Ndigbo Should Stop Viewing Yoruba's As Cowards- Reno Omokri by Decryptor(m): 10:00pm On May 31, 2017
deji15:
It shows you don't know your history.
The explain the "history" behind the question he asked and stop chest-beating!
Celebrities › Re: "Dumb Ass Reporters": Phyno Rubbishes Pulse Nigeria's report About His Song by Decryptor(m): 4:17pm On May 29, 2017
Holuwadamilarey:
your hate and tribalism will later kill you !

if we make a comeback joke about insulting Igbo people now, you people will start crying that you want your own country huh
STFU! It is most def run by a yoruba. Because afonja journalists are known for publishing trash esp when it comes to berating a South Easterner! The Anambra 10,000 JAMB malpractice story which has been refuted by JAMB itself is a perfect example!
Politics › Re: Benson Abounu Accused Of Infidelity As Wife Slaps Orderly by Decryptor(m): 1:54pm On May 29, 2017
dangotesmummy:
like you don't know all this non earing deeper life looking wives are concealed Jezebels hiding behind fake religious appearances
very true
Politics › Re: Benson Abounu Accused Of Infidelity As Wife Slaps Orderly by Decryptor(m): 1:44pm On May 29, 2017
See how "churchy" the deputy governor's wife looks and see the so-called husband she is slapping someone over. A man who looks like an alien. undecided

Benue people and prick and toto matter...
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Crime › Re: Lagos Area Boys Speak To BBC Reporter (Video, Photos) by Decryptor(m): 12:50pm On May 29, 2017
Where else if not....
Crime › Re: He Said If I Didn’t Sleep With Him He Won't Bring Me To Europe; He Raped Me(pic) by Decryptor(m): 4:51pm On May 25, 2017
LexngtonSteele:
Regions in Nigeria and their top forex earners

Aboki - Meat

Afonja - Brains Rape and Ritual Killing wink wink wink

Edo - Borehole kiss

Igbo - Commerce angry angry angry angry


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Romance › Re: Am I Foolishly In Love Or Just Over-reacting? by Decryptor(m): 3:23pm On May 25, 2017
firstking01:
I don't understand why nairalanders would always create another handle whenever they wanna seek help in their relationships...well, just break up with her for your own good...that's all i gotta say to you.
They are usually those mean ones who make noise and bash others but when they run into trouble, they hide their identity so they don't look clueless
Crime › Re: KAI Official Stoned To Death By Hawkers In Lagos by Decryptor(m): 3:17pm On May 25, 2017
Afonja wey no want make Igbo man sell Gala no go survive.
Nairaland General › Re: Oyinbo Man Jogging With His Torchlight In Abuja. Photos by Decryptor(m): 3:16pm On May 25, 2017
People living in the major areas in the FCT like Maitama, Wuse and the rest are really suffering o. We living in the suburbs enjoy light like almost 20hrs/day.

#TeamAbujaSuburb grin grin
Politics › Re: Osinbajo Will Not Be Allowed To Replace Buhari In 2019 - Northern Elders Forum by Decryptor(m): 11:06pm On May 17, 2017
Guestlander:
Nothing happened? How many times in the history of Nigeria did you have two candidates from the same ethnic group vying for the presidency? That did not happen by chance.
If the same scenario should play out with igbos today I bet you will be all over the Internet bragging about how you brought Nigeria down with ipob. You may even crown people like Kanu as the new Eze igbo gburugburu.
You talked about disintegration a moment ago and the next minute, you are talking about participation in Nigerian Politics again. See what i hate about u guys...talking from both sides of the mouth! undecided
Politics › Re: Osinbajo Will Not Be Allowed To Replace Buhari In 2019 - Northern Elders Forum by Decryptor(m): 10:37pm On May 17, 2017
Built2last:
Are we approaching another beginning of the end?

The north should thread softly. Yorubas are the reason this country is still one. Any rift with the west marks the end.
Chest-beating talk! You guys can do NADA!! Y'all said the same thing when Abiola died and NOTHING HAPPENED!
Health › Re: Burial Of Lady Who Died During Childbirth In A Lagos Hospital (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 7:21am On May 17, 2017
TinaAnita:
I wish she didn't conceive for the 3rd time! Men always use women as baby making machines most especially in Nigeria..
Don't quote me pls, it's no crime to think outside the box
Please go and stand in front of a mirror and read this trash you typed aloud to yourself and you will see how stupid you sound. #TeamFishBrain
Health › Re: Burial Of Lady Who Died During Childbirth In A Lagos Hospital (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 7:19am On May 17, 2017
That lady was left to die because she was igbo. Na Yoruba doctors full that magodo hospital
Crime › Re: Man Left Blinded In Both Eyes After He Was Attacked With Acid In Anambra by Decryptor(m): 7:08am On May 17, 2017
Orlins:
unless the mentioned state isn't Biafra.
I just showed a dogged IPOB person your post and this was what he said in reaction to it...He said,"If Biafra is actualized, there will be strict laws to prevent such vices but since it is the Zoo where anything goes...nothing will happen and that was why the guy did what he did"

So what can you say to that?
Crime › Re: Man Left Blinded In Both Eyes After He Was Attacked With Acid In Anambra by Decryptor(m): 7:02am On May 17, 2017
Wicked Wike
Celebrities › Re: Afia Schwarzenegger: Nigerians Don't Have President - Ghanaian On Bobrisky Video by Decryptor(m): 12:49pm On May 16, 2017
See where yoruba people have brought us to...she is right though
Celebrities › Re: Davido Spends N2.5M On Drinks At A London Nightclub. See Receipt by Decryptor(m): 5:10pm On May 15, 2017
This foolish boy spent just 2m in a club and he is making noise. A Malaysian-based igbo guy called hush spent N11m in a club...hope davido has answered to that.
Politics › Re: Buhari’s Top Aide In Trouble Over Attempt To Usurp Osinbajo’s Powers by Decryptor(m): 10:06am On May 15, 2017
The north desperately want to cling to power while the SW are earnestly praying for buhari's demise so that their son and brother becomes president. My prayer is that this hide and seek game continues till 2019 when the dullard and his coordinating commissioner will be booted out of office.

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