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Politics › Re: Benson Abounu Accused Of Infidelity As Wife Slaps Orderly by Decryptor(m): 1:44pm On May 29, 2017

See how "churchy" the deputy governor's wife looks and see the so-called husband she is slapping someone over. A man who looks like an alien. undecided

Benue people and prick and toto matter...
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Crime › Re: Lagos Area Boys Speak To BBC Reporter (Video, Photos) by Decryptor(m): 12:50pm On May 29, 2017

Where else if not....

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Crime › Re: He Said If I Didn’t Sleep With Him He Won't Bring Me To Europe; He Raped Me(pic) by Decryptor(m): 4:51pm On May 25, 2017

LexngtonSteele:
Regions in Nigeria and their top forex earners

Aboki - Meat

Afonja - ~~Brains~~ Rape and Ritual Killing

Edo - Borehole

Igbo - Commerce

https://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/the-best.gif

FIXED!!

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Romance › Re: Am I Foolishly In Love Or Just Over-reacting? by Decryptor(m): 3:23pm On May 25, 2017

firstking01:
I don't understand why nairalanders would always create another handle whenever they wanna seek help in their relationships...well, just break up with her for your own good...that's all i gotta say to you.

They are usually those mean ones who make noise and bash others but when they run into trouble, they hide their identity so they don't look clueless

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Crime › Re: KAI Official Stoned To Death By Hawkers In Lagos by Decryptor(m): 3:17pm On May 25, 2017

Afonja wey no want make Igbo man sell Gala no go survive.

Nairaland General › Re: Oyinbo Man Jogging With His Torchlight In Abuja. Photos by Decryptor(m): 3:16pm On May 25, 2017

People living in the major areas in the FCT like Maitama, Wuse and the rest are really suffering o. We living in the suburbs enjoy light like almost 20hrs/day.

#TeamAbujaSuburb grin

Politics › Re: Osinbajo Will Not Be Allowed To Replace Buhari In 2019 - Northern Elders Forum by Decryptor(m): 11:06pm On May 17, 2017

Guestlander:
Nothing happened? How many times in the history of Nigeria did you have two candidates from the same ethnic group vying for the presidency? That did not happen by chance.
If the same scenario should play out with igbos today I bet you will be all over the Internet bragging about how you brought Nigeria down with ipob. You may even crown people like Kanu as the new Eze igbo gburugburu.

You talked about disintegration a moment ago and the next minute, you are talking about participation in Nigerian Politics again. See what i hate about u guys...talking from both sides of the mouth! undecided

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Politics › Re: Osinbajo Will Not Be Allowed To Replace Buhari In 2019 - Northern Elders Forum by Decryptor(m): 10:37pm On May 17, 2017

Built2last:
Are we approaching another beginning of the end?

The north should thread softly. Yorubas are the reason this country is still one. Any rift with the west marks the end.

Chest-beating talk! You guys can do NADA!! Y'all said the same thing when Abiola died and NOTHING HAPPENED!

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Health › Re: Burial Of Lady Who Died During Childbirth In A Lagos Hospital (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 7:21am On May 17, 2017

TinaAnita:
I wish she didn't conceive for the 3rd time! Men always use women as baby making machines most especially in Nigeria..
Don't quote me pls, it's no crime to think outside the box

Please go and stand in front of a mirror and read this trash you typed aloud to yourself and you will see how stupid you sound. #TeamFishBrain

Health › Re: Burial Of Lady Who Died During Childbirth In A Lagos Hospital (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 7:19am On May 17, 2017

That lady was left to die because she was igbo. Na Yoruba doctors full that magodo hospital

Crime › Re: Man Left Blinded In Both Eyes After He Was Attacked With Acid In Anambra by Decryptor(m): 7:08am On May 17, 2017

Orlins:
unless the mentioned state isn't Biafra.

I just showed a dogged IPOB person your post and this was what he said in reaction to it...He said,"If Biafra is actualized, there will be strict laws to prevent such vices but since it is the Zoo where anything goes...nothing will happen and that was why the guy did what he did"

So what can you say to that?

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Crime › Re: Man Left Blinded In Both Eyes After He Was Attacked With Acid In Anambra by Decryptor(m): 7:02am On May 17, 2017

Wicked Wike

Celebrities › Re: Afia Schwarzenegger: Nigerians Don't Have President - Ghanaian On Bobrisky Video by Decryptor(m): 12:49pm On May 16, 2017

See where yoruba people have brought us to...she is right though

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Celebrities › Re: Davido Spends N2.5M On Drinks At A London Nightclub. See Receipt by Decryptor(m): 5:10pm On May 15, 2017

This foolish boy spent just 2m in a club and he is making noise. A Malaysian-based igbo guy called hush spent N11m in a club...hope davido has answered to that.

Politics › Re: Buhari’s Top Aide In Trouble Over Attempt To Usurp Osinbajo’s Powers by Decryptor(m): 10:06am On May 15, 2017

The north desperately want to cling to power while the SW are earnestly praying for buhari's demise so that their son and brother becomes president. My prayer is that this hide and seek game continues till 2019 when the dullard and his coordinating commissioner will be booted out of office.

Christianity Etc › Re: Man With Anal Cancer Healed By TB Joshua's Prayer (Viewers' Discretion) by Decryptor(m): 12:54am On May 15, 2017

raker300:
Na wa ooo.

Things are happening in this world ooo..thank God he was healed.

They should've called TB Joshua to pray for Buhari nah instead of wasting our money in hospitals

God will not listen to TB Joshua in that case

Romance › Re: Lady Who Abandoned Her Fiance At The Altar In 2015 Finally Explains Why She Left by Decryptor(m): 4:46pm On May 14, 2017

NwamaziNwaAro:

What I don't understand is Why a man will even think he can and should marry a lady whose name on social media is

Bunmi Bum Bum

And whose profile picture is a provocative show of her anatomy.

He should really thank God for saving him at the last minute.

You just said it all!

CONCLUSION: The Bunmi did not want the marriage probably because the guy was not loaded enough...

The guy was just marrying her because of her bum-bum.

MORAL: That is what most af**nja marriages are made of. Just ikebe and owambe thinz then the man turns into a demon and the woman an olosho. No love attached. Before you say jack Robinson, they find themselves in Ikeja Magistrate Court.

Well, itz none of my business

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Car Talk › Re: 15 Interesting Facts About Armoured Vehicles That Most People Might Not Know by Decryptor(m): 9:08am On May 14, 2017

7)The most popular armoured vehicle in the world is the Toyota Landcruiser

I think you meant Nigeria and not WORLD!

Have you heard of the Marauder?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDoRmT0iRic

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Fashion › Re: Miss Rivers Contestant Embarrasses Herself When Asked A Question (video) by Decryptor(m): 6:49am On May 14, 2017

This girl must be related to the pussycat of Ubima

Politics › Re: Olujonwo Obasanjo And Tolulope Adebutu's White Wedding Photos by Decryptor(m): 6:47am On May 14, 2017

BORNTOSUCKPUSSY:
Ugly bride

i thought i was the only one who noticed undecided

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Crime › Re: Navy Officials Kill Jobs Seekers At Warri Refinery (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 4:20pm On May 13, 2017

adebaks:
r we paid to do so....cos I cee no reason to support ur claim...

Out of sheer hatred and envy

Politics › Re: Photos Of Beautiful Bride Halima Babangida by Decryptor(m): 9:51am On May 13, 2017

GeneralOjukwu:
LOL...where in Bauchi? which LGA was she from. Spent some time there

Lol...she's from the Gamawa area. We actually met in Abuja. Pretty thing and did I mention that she can f*ck so well. These northern girls are something else o. U see them forming quiet like Dj Humility but take them to the bedroom and they will show you chumchin

Politics › Re: Photos Of Beautiful Bride Halima Babangida by Decryptor(m): 8:43pm On May 12, 2017

GeneralOjukwu:
There are some hairy snails that you must add some honey and eat all night long

But some get Afro down below, smelly....Eww, no thanks.

Halima.... I could have been a Cunny Linguist for you, if only you accepted

https://i.imgur.com/hwEu7I6.gif

I had a Deeper Life GF in school, i always made her speak in tongues...don't ask me how

Hmmm...hairy snail...i ate a hairy snail of a girl from bauchi. The snail had lots of lips but was too hairy. She enjoyed the eating that she kept coming back everyday for an encounter even though she was engaged.

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Crime › Re: Navy Officials Kill Jobs Seekers At Warri Refinery (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 8:16pm On May 12, 2017

adebaks:
wat concerns yoruba's in this case again..

You people support every barbaric act meted on South Easterners and South South

Politics › Re: Cheif Edwin Clark Bombs Obj by Decryptor(m): 6:59pm On May 11, 2017

Afonjas will see this thread and do "jump and pass" but if it were to be a thread about GEJ, you will see them troop here to come and masturbate.

Who doesn't know that OBJ is the most corrupt person who ruled Nigeria as a civilian. OLE!

Travel › Re: The Golden Tulip Hotel In Anambra: 12 Facts by Decryptor(m): 2:49am On May 11, 2017

For those of you spewing trash about the hotel looking ugly, stop masturbating...the HOTEL HASN'T BEEN PAINTED YET!

Travel › Re: The Golden Tulip Hotel In Anambra: 12 Facts by Decryptor(m): 12:43am On May 11, 2017

laurel03:
atigbo.... the hotel no fine

Can you afford a room there? Definitely not!!

Celebrities › Re: Kanayo O Kanayo Pictured With A Lady With Thick Camel Toe by Decryptor(m): 6:16pm On Apr 27, 2017

Nigerian Girls Faking it since 1904 angry

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Car Talk › Re: See Why Bmw And Mercedes Build Similar Cars by Decryptor(m): 10:10am On Feb 21, 2017

If you want class, go for a Mercedes, if you want power, Drive a BMW!

Family › Re: Man Places ‘magun’ On Wife, Tumbles Twice After Falling Victim by Decryptor(m): 6:12pm On Feb 20, 2017

Luvdk:
Men r very wicked

And women are very kind! undecided

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