₦airaland Forum

It is very refreshing to notice that the likes of Oyb and karmamod have treated their clogged minds to a scintillating truth of human nature.

Before you retreat back to your poorly ventilated and ethnic biased enclosure that usually spur you to spew craps about Yoruba dude’s “mojo” rather than the exquisite beauty of Igbo girls is the thrust behind the upward climb of marriages between the two ethnic extractions, I want you to rethink.

What a damming indictment? The volunteered truth could not be better than the testimony of this Akinlade fellow as presented on this thread. The dude saw four girls walked into the bar but the charming beauty that is rested on one of the girls buckled his knees.

I am very embarrassed for the three Yoruba babies that one them initiated a phone call and the dude’s response was a question about Chinenye. I hope that Jumoke, Temi and Irati did not attend the wedding. If the three girls did attend the wedding, I say what an insult to an injury.

This wedding has demonstrated the reasons behind the trend, if any, of Yoruba men tirelessly seeking Igbo girls as wives. Also this marriage and many others alike have further rubbished the wild delusional notion that the considerable endowment of Yoruba dudes not the beauty of Igbo girls engenders such outcomes.

Has any ethnic group in the jungle claimed responsibility for the regrettable man-made who roams the forum as Negro Nuts?

I knew with time, the thin layer of his deception will eventually come off and the draw-backs of erstwhile free education imposed on the south western region of Nigerian inhabitants would come to surface.


@St.Funmi

The “bobo” has serious issues with URL (Universal Resources Locator) and for calm to prevail, I will not mentioned what he did to Banza Bokwais.

If the dude is lawyer and does not know elementary history of the village empires that existed in the territories that metamorphosed in the present day Nigeria, then he needs to be investigated.

I had to use man-made instead if Igbo-made because I have no intentions of insulting the intelligence of Ndigbo. With no pun intended, your friend is a patented novice.

@Ibi

Did you call it ass whooping? It is more like putting a hurting than whooping a big ass. It was not even contest.

@osisi

I am laboring very hard to understand what spurred my sister, who ordinarily knows her stuff, to conclude with this statement, “The SW obviously was far ahead of the others for a while and cannot be said to be lagging behind in education by any stretch”.

Since Nigerian Independence, the SE has dominated the areas of academia. There was a period when Nigerian civil service and heads of parastatals were loaded to the brink by graduates from SE, a trend that led to the myth of Igbo dominance in the jungle.

The dominance was so obvious that a federal minister of education had to introduce ethnic bias into Nigerian academia. In SW of Nigeria, the battle cry was to fan ethnic sentiments. In the North of Nigeria, they employed not only ethnic bias but nepotism and sectarian.

There is a saying that “we can not stop engaging in wars because of lost of lives”. The fact that most people from Northern Nigerian who managed to go through the rigors of university, via, Islamic studies end up is Aso Rock should not deter us from upholding things that come to us naturally. Remember, as ironically as it may sound the only thing permanent in the universe is change. Nigeria may change her ways of protocol tomorrow or even cease to exist.

Adequate and educated section of manpower is the engine that runs the developed and developing counties of the world.

9jaganja:
You seriously need to get a life. I'm not going to argue with you anymore since you always want to insult anyone who doesn't agree with you. You insult people to feel good about your self or what?. Damn!!!!!!! YOU WIN HAPPY?

This is the type of logic that begs for insults, if there is any, on this forum. Please can someone rope up this walking-dead and resuscitate him to a normal life? If a retard knocks off your pants in any form of competition or argument, then you are more retarded than a zombie.

tpia:
I dont think Dede1 sounds like Jakumo, but the way he presents himself is very interesting. _{** save when he's abusing non-Igbo people**}

That's why even me sef wey I be Yoruba, couldnt help but admire the guy. Though he also abused Deltans and Calabarians the other time. In fact, na everywhere I get known and unknown relative him just dey abuse.

He's still my sweetie however. _{**save when he's toasting other ladies (who wont be named here) on Nairaland**}

My dear, you are a bundle candy that I can not stop requesting for more of it. Please worry less about other ladies because it comes with the territory. I have arrogated the obligation to my humble self to tear into self-centered and fill-happy arguments presented by certain cretins on this forum.

9jaganja:
You see, he has resorted to insults again. Stop lying about the past of your people. There was a system of government. And yes, the Yorubas fought the Portuguese and British go to the Oba's palace in Lagos for more information. When you choose to call Oyo and Benin empires "Village Empires", was there a city empire at this time? to the best of my knowledge, Timbuktu, Ghana, Ife, Benin were all centers of African's emerging civilizations after Egypt before the Arabs destroyed Timbuktu and Songhai giving way for Ghana to be conquered and allowing the Europeans and Arabs to get further deep into west Africa. So again, I repeat, we were organized before Arab and European's invasions. So stop lying and trying to discredit a great empire simply cause of tribal differences.

Your drivels on this forum are increasingly becoming hilarious. From every indication, you are a drooling novice and can not slide through as a student of elementary school history class.

Please lift your sorry dirty arse and embark on adventurous trips like I did. If you think that the so-called Benin Empire is bigger than present day Benin City, then you are a complete waste of human endeavor.

The remnants of what used to be the walls that protected Benin Empire from outside inversion could not have stopped the soldier ants. The scenario is applied to all village empires across the length and width of Africa.

[quote author=Negro_Ntns link=topic=237534.msg3504168#msg3504168 date=1235401362].

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Dede,

9ja beat me to it! I heard there was a Igbo Empire. Is that true? [/quote]Nuts of Negro

I am not surprise that you missed the handout given to your cellmate at the lunatic asylum. The trend you have established on this forum left nobody in doubts about skipping issues that matter so much in your sorry arse life.

Having egalitarian society, Ndigbo had much more important issues dominating their time than organizing village empires. Rather than allowed a lucky drunkard as Oba or Emir, Ndigbo opted for democracy.

Believe you me, only a benevolent spirit would have saved your forbearers from empire raiders if they had an Oba who reasons, thinks, drinks, womanizes, forgets, runs away from reality, masturbates, shuns knowledge and flaunts ignorance in the public such as you do. Who needs a village empire when a dimwit such as you is a probable crown prince?

The jungle called Nigeria is paying a heavy price because of the remnants of such village empires in the northern region of Nigeria. Large majority of the dullards, aka, sons of the Emirs who were given free passage into the Nigerian armed forces eventually found themselves on the corridor power in the jungle.

9jaganja:
Dude, do you even know what you are saying? Village empires but the British and portuguese raided their art works cause it beats anything they ever saw. They fought the British portuguese hard when they came. Stop being critically ignorant . And what empire or system of Government was there in your region? New York? Abeg bros forget that thing!

Of course, I understood my package and the way it is delivered. Besides, you are a big and forgettable disappointment to mankind. How could you still yarn crap after you have been taken to the dry cleaners? The only comprehensible word you posted to the context of this issue is “raided”.

In my region, the forebears practiced system of government known as “democracy”. Remember there were different systems of governments. The people were very egalitarian and had no use of one drunken buffoon ordering them around. My forbearers were very much advanced that they opted for democracy instead of monarchy. The present day colonial contraption called Nigeria is having nightmarish days to practice the system of government my forbearers drank palm-wine while deliberating. 

By the way, it takes a well organized upstairs to run a representative type of government. Are you on a hallucinating drug to infer that village empires “fought” the British and Portuguese? The correct operative word for the sentence would have been “capitulated”. 


@Nuts of Negro

Please read the above handout too.

[quote author=Negro_Ntns link=topic=237534.msg3501755#msg3501755 date=1235356780]I am sure you have also heard of Benin Empire and Oyo Empire. Right?[/quote]Of course, I have heard about the village empires. As a matter of fact, the last time I paid in-depth attention to Benin and Oyo Empires, they were decimated and constituted free trade zone for slaves. Thanks to the benevolent spirit that urged the British to halt all activities in slavery that manifested in given birth to you.

It is very nice that you opted to the study Yoruba Language else you would have given the south-west zone another black eye on those JAMB statistics.

Omo agbaya, you could have been a good sport but unfortunately you do not have the game.

@Negro_Ntns


You are neither a student of recorded events nor physical sciences and engineering. The last time I checked on phrase, Banza Bakwai, the representation of the phrase given by you left much to be desired. Believe you me, nobody is in doubt.

Ibi, the young man from Rivers State, is laboring very hard to educate you but you seemed to embrace truancy. From the trend of the discourse, it will not be a surprise to breathing humans that only data which would be acceptable to you are the ones compiled in Yoruba language by the son of the soil.   

I urge you to rally your folks in order to pay homage to Dr. Jibril Aminu because of the job the dude from north did in a school that is still spotting the name your tribal Icon.

ayinba1:
Thank you dede, you finally graduated ss2. I see manners are not taught anymore these days. I'll leave you
be.

@Ayinba1

Thanks to the Internet that you have the impetus to use the words manners and ss2 in the same discourse. Your behaviors did not lift my doubts that you graduated from ss2 or ss3 educational system in Nigeria.

Again a person who tends to flaunt his or her ignorance in the public arena or pontificates on a subject the he or she lacked elementary knowledge is a compound fool.

By the way, you must learn to control what you spew on the public arena such as nairaland.

@Ayinba1

Are you urging me to write in a fragmented grammar as you do? My posts are not meant for juvenile bantering. Believe me; your posts could easily pass as a ranting of ants.

It only a compound fool would have the temerity to think that Iran could constitute a danger that poses fear in human.

oyb:
daddy dede1,

your repeated attempts to knock on my well known hot buttons are neither 'refreshing nor interesting'

Omo oyb

What do you take me for? Why would I attempt to repeatedly knock on your well known hot buttons when such deed would unleash a serial Peeping Tom in your neighborhood? I do not want to be an accomplice to murder case since your neighborhood is under 24 hour surveillance mounted by stern-looking Area Boys. Please stay cool and control because the forum community does not want to lose your expertise as a roadside technician turned engineer. 

Nigerians are great in creating atmosphere of cacophony. What has population density got to do with hunger to swim in academia? The entire so-called zone of south-east is suddenly and favorably being compared with Lagos and Kano.

Please take this newly found facts to the central government in the jungle called Nigeria and request that south-east zone must have increase in funding because of the area’s population explosion.

For the sake of jokes and con men that are very much abound on this thread; let us apply the scenario of population density to Beyelsa, Lagos and Kano. Whichever way you slice it, there is no doubt that Beyelsa is a midget when compared with Lagos and Kano. However as one of my friends, Ibime, has correctly alluded in his previous posts, Beyelsa is wiping academic floors with giants like Lagos and Kano lately.

Please do not request of me the variables that contributed to the midget beating the pants off the giants in the arena of academia.

[quote author=Negro_Ntns link=topic=237534.msg3499043#msg3499043 date=1235280457]@Post,

I studied your charts, your distributions are skewed. I noticed that in every categories the SE was above par. Did the data include variations or not and if it did what were they? Also, it appeared that in one instance you were using averages but in another you used top percentile - mixing apples with oranges.

Produce the raw data and let us verify the numbers independently.[/quote]I thought you have admitted that the combination of Biafra and Yoruba is the fuel that fires your ethnic eccentricity. Do you not think that current discourse is beyond your pedigree?

Since you took the wrong turn, I had to inform you that author had posited that the raw data came from the JAMB office. However, I have these nagging feelings that you will still jump off the bus when raw data are thrown at you. Believe you me; this is not the war both Alafin of Oyo Empire and Afonja of Illorin would want get involved. Again if you could grow out of laziness, you could call JAMB office and knock yourself out with raw data.

oyb:
prevert

oyb:
prevert

@Omo oyb

You have posted yourself into Allah’s “wahala”. One of the members of your mosque, who is also a lady member of forum community, is irked about the pictorial Ikenga you stamped on the forum. Guess what, her sentiment was as good mine why a celebrated Peeping Tom such as you would switch interest to same sex.

I tried to put words for you but lady did not want any of my pleadings.

Laurnetta:
wen will nigeria launch its own satellite?

When you have unconditionally volunteered your sorry arse as one of the payloads, Nigeria will hastily launch her satellite.

@Ayinba1

Another deep slumbering clown is ridiculously half-awoke. What is it to be afraid of the hypocritical and loudmouthed buffoons who sat on their tails why the recent debacle in Gaza raged away? The morons who would not understand that the cloths they wear, cars they drive and even the weapons they parade up and down the streets of Tehran were manufactured by the so-called infidels.

@Debo

Is there a better factor to attest to demographic growth of an area than school leavers? If the so-called south-east is thumping other zones in terms of population growth, why has it not reflected accordingly within the institutionalized discrimination known as quota system in Nigeria? 

@Sauron

Any attempt to speak the truth in the jungle called Nigeria would always bring the good, bad and ugly out of the inhabitants of the jungle.

The analogous statement of yours, thus, “Statistics are like miniskirts. They give you a good idea but can hide the most important feature”, is most refreshing. But I had rather embrace miniskirts in the tropical climate of Nigeria than overflowing gown.

@Ibi

I say shut the hell up my friend!! We have always pray that the pupils should emulate the masters. During the period Ndigbo were breaking school slates with Onyecha, your forebears were still making their homes in canoes. Nnedum Okongwu was the first Ph.D produced by the colonial contraption called Nigeria. By the time of his accomplishment, the likes of Azikiwe and Nkrumah were till queuing for admission.

The cartoon is in order and within the limits of freedom of speech. Obama is a territory that calls for such jokes. It is a territory that comes with good, bad and ugly. George Bush was subjected to all sorts of ridicules and yet there was no cry or protest. If all these frustrated whiners assume that the mainstream press would fold up and disappear because Obama is the president, I suggest you take sleeping pill because four years are not sixty minutes.

Sometimes, I wonder loudly why many Africans and their off-shoots tend to arrogate inferior mentality to them. They are readier than ever to accept any derogatory names the Europeans would called them. It is very amazing how the Africans universally accepted that BLACK is synonymous to Africa. Now, it is monkey or chimpanzee.

The cartoon is funny and silly. It is funny because it is a cartoon and silly because Obama did not write the stimulus plan even though he supported it and signed the passage.