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pure water is now ten naira?
oh well it doesnt suprise me when gutter water sells for 7naira a pop!

pants


shambolic


dead-out

I think this POSTER is a fraud!

The way you sound is peculiar to someone living in Nigeria unless u were locked up all the time while u were living abroad

I just smell something fishy about your story, but if you are true then goodluck, if not thunder fire your lying mouth and false fingers (that u used to type this post)!

tRoOE:
Her mother deserved the beating WTF , where is your brain

I don't give a rattling ass what her mom did to her in the past, but she has no right hitting her own mother!!!!!! Abomination

my brain is in the same location where yours is and it is very active for the records!
if someone wants to beat her mother it is up to her, if ur not beating urs then good for u, she feels her mum deserves it so fair enough!can u reverse her actions?!NAH, sleep ova that!

Prolly steal!

Disgraceful!!

If that is what you can afford and what your heart desires, then why not?!

It is ok to buy pants?

Start by kicking rotten oranges on the streets then from there you would get spotted!

@Poster
Guys don't like it when women try to talk them into making a HASTY decision about marriage
It does seem your boyfriend doesnt want to settle down just yet so if u want to marry, you have to make a decision truly!

Tuface no dey fear?

VAS Qi:
am asian, i like hilife and rock.
am quite interested in the Nigeria music and will have business on the Ring Back Tone or Ring Tone with the telecoms, like MTN\Globacom etc. But i need to know something about the royalty fee and relevant law or restriction from the government. and i want to get in touch with some top records labels in Lagos (im in Lagos)
anyone can help me with this? thanks in advance!

You are posting on the wrong thread mate
Nigerians love anything!

@Nwando

Every sensible human being saves when the opportunity arises
Some people are cursed and some follow natural instinct!
IT IS COMMON SENSE TO SAVE

Take the incompetent fool to the cleaners!

That means you have given Obasanjo "the son of a bitch" your money

NSE is a fraud!

if you overstay your visa, whatever you face as a consequence is fair enough and they have the right to launch you out of the country!

BA could be disrespectful to Nigerians in general but then we bought all the trouble for ourselves from the start

naija is just dysfunctional at the moment!

it is a lie!
u mean beat the sh"t out of her mum?
maybe she deserves it,

why dont dey ban sex as well?!
di/ckhead of a government!


[quote author=D-TWINS link=topic=125674.msg2135875#msg2135875 date=1207752207]Ibo girls are extremely promiscous and the men randy as hell, now they want them to have sex without condoms? may God help them so whenever i am off to the east i'll go with an extra loggage of my flavoured toys na them sabi if them like make put customs for express to check loggage we must do our thing,na because the commisioner no see his size na why e ban am instead for am to write Durex or Zazoo to make HIS SPEC e come de ban am openly make everybody FOR de do freestyle.
Brothers make una NO listen oh we cannot be like South Africa or Zimbabwe where life expectancy is 34 for ladies and 37 for Guys.
NO GLOVE NO LOVE [/quote]lmao

to add to that D-Twins, i think everyone is entitled to thier opinion, if D-Twins thinks Ibo girls are promiscuous then fair play because 98% of IBO girls i have met love to su/ck, fu/ck and bru/ck!
however i am not for insulting tribes, i respect everyone!lol

[quote author=frank 3.16 link=topic=125899.msg2135949#msg2135949 date=1207753201]i think you have some insecurites that is making you withdraw after trial.

have you ever, really dated a girl? i mean are you still a virgin?

another reason could be that you are scared that they don't really like you, their response is not encouraging you and you are scared of rejection.

you are turned off by words like

1) i have a boyfriend

2) i am not interested

3) why do you ask? please i am not in the mood to talk

4) i don't have time for all these tings you are talking about.

My man, slow and steady wins the race. bring out your time for a woman and don't mind her nagative response (i call them jelly walls) if you try with one and it does not work out learn fronmyour mistake and try another

and for Gods sake stop being scared of commitment, it is one of the best ways you can enjoy life.[/quote]what is all dis story above now?IRRELEVANT JARGONS!

@poster
you are scared of commitment because you are not ready

mikkyphp:
this line always works if u don't know how to toast a girl: "I love you talk your own"

what are you on about?hez not asking for chat up lines dimwit!

[quote author=Abbey_city link=topic=126062.msg2136381#msg2136381 date=1207758566]are u both christains, born again and holy ghost filled? well if u are u should know first and foremost that God is not a liar,and he doesn't change.What does Gods word say about u ? it says am your creator and i care a[color=#006600]bout u.he also says the tots i have for you are tots of good not evil that u might prosper in all tins.The word also says the tongue holds the power to life and death and u should also be mindful of what u say that u have As common God has said i bore your infirmities and carried your sickness forby my stripes u are healed and blows made whole, this is he who said ask of me anything and i will give it to u it means that even if he doesnt have it he will make it for u.this is he who even knows when a hair drops from our head.Dis is love who for our sake died for us that we might be able to claim the original mandate how much more now that we are saved?Do u know salvation comprises of deliverance,safety preservation, soundness name any good tin, favor, exponential increase etc.Dis is the almighty, Elshadai, God who is more dan enough why den do u think u can't be healed abide in him that he may also abide in u,seekhim first,this mean that u should seek Gods way of doing things and how does God do his tins?Speak his words over u are situation regardless of what the physical might seem keep saying it am healed, wake up in d morning say it am healed, brushing your teeth oh thank God! am healed even when u feel pain speak to it am healed thank God he has healed me.jus keep saying it.Confess it.the two of u.Whose report would u believe God's or another man? the choice is yours as for me any day i will OPT for JEHOVAH'S[/quote]@above

what do you mean by holy-ghost filled?
some people make me laff, talking like some pastor or somthing, who are you?
carry your stupid, inconsistent and pointless preaching somewhere else
just answer simple question, you start to dey write bible!

anyway @poster, if you believe, then go ahead, if it is your destiny, you would cope, i have seen people in worse circumstances
@everyone, whatever your destiny is, you cant change it
@anyone talking/chatting shit, get a LIFE!

stanech:
Yea this I have said it times without number that the problem of Naija is not the PDP now see what a thief this guy from AC is.

First it was Tinubu now this Bastard of a governor.

May God help us

for fu/ck sake this doesnt reflect any relevancies to the thread
shut up if u wanna get political

stepmum's could be real nasty to have but i have seen some examples of perfect harmony
thank God i dont have one but if i do, i would have boiled her alive if she made life miserable for me, point blank!

serves that man-looking daughter of a pig (obasanjo) right
that family bled nigeria dry (barring the ones that didnt benefit) and would go down in history as part of the people who hung nigeria out to dry
i just hope she would be found guilty and rot in jail, obasanjo needs to picked up to and confined to the gallows, thieving ugly bastard!
m pissed off, make una no beg me, lol

and to everyone else who has contributed to nigeria's poor situation, may them never see peace and longlife!

rock music rocks
fu/ck it, did satan listen to rock music?! tell me,
why do people talk as if na dem create dis world,

maybe all the twats believing all their pastors/man of God/imams are righteous and true would start having a rethink, especially the ones on NAIRALAND!
God knows best, this world is crazy especially in Nigeria where a lot of money making motives is the reason some of this so called fake men of God are out there, a pastor flying around in helicopter while congregation member bus it about is just ridiculous, pastor dipping his di/ck in a congregation member's wife, tithe donations disappearing or even getting people to come and throw up pre-swallowed concoction(claiming miracle) is just fraudulent and dubious

churches everywhere, mosques everywhere, shrines everywhere, everyone claiming miracles and deliverance-fu/cking joke!

shine your eyes, it would shock a lot of people on the day of judgement, where our men of God would be heading, i wont judge so i rest my case

[quote author=®~^Sly^~® link=topic=90291.msg2130254#msg2130254 date=1207598900]Flirting is not a sin. . . .its fun and adventure.[/quote]my guy u be my own
we no carry world for head like some other people
i dey feel you jare, haha

Marriage is over-emphasized, overrated and done for the wrong reasons nowadays

Some people just do it for the glamour, the freebies/prezzies, pressures they are facing and politics

I dont have to marry a woman to have piece of mind or eat good food or have sex on tap or be someone in life

Has anyone ever wondered why divorce rate is high, infidelities and adultery are rocketing?!

True marriage is not for everybody, i would rather have kids and stay un-married

Marriage is a FRAUD!