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why dont u try gorimapa

To everyone saying sexual intercourse is only for married people-to that i say total gabbage and absolute bullshit!

Anyone that doesnt want to fu/ck before marriage can wait to get married before getting laid

And anyone wishing to get fu/cked should do so without taking risks

But please don't go like sexual intercourse is only for married people, believe in whatever you want to believe in and get on with life.

On d issue of condoms getting distributed in Churches, i think it is totally wrong!

well it is standard most european countries u are visiting nowadays and infact it has been for a while-for u to have a travel insurance
whether u have veneral disease or HIV or a clean bill of health, u have to get one
you may find it difficult to procure one beyond the shores of naija tho but my advice is you can visit top travel agencies around Ikoyi and Victoria Island as they would have an idea

goodluck with it

fu/ck all em banks
they are wack and dodgy

does anyone of you eat elephant grass [/b]and[b] tobacco leaves vegetable too?!
just out of curiosity

fresh, cooked and steamed,

wayo people it is very obvious the decision was going to be victorious for the cheaters,
talking about moving nigeria forward when some people would die because of bribe and when some people cant even stand up and be counted
nigeria is decaying and rotting away,
even an slowpoke knows the elections were flawed and doesnt even need to be taken to a so called court before it gets quashed but the people that claim to be leaders turn a blind eye and stuff thier own mouth full of kickbacks!

very pointless and stupid me thinks, the whole essence of weddings is starting to get misplaced and replaced with unnecessities
why should people put thier properties life and commit thier life savings on d line for a so called talk of the town wedding?, which may crumble a few days after,
and which may render some parties involved indebted for the rest of thier lives,

and which may lead to untimely death,
and d list goes on and on,
personally it is worth doing something moderate, beautiful and affordable without going over limit, common sense!!
no law binds the necessity for a big wedding so why do we do regard?!think,

big wedding, talk of the town for a couple of weeks and end of!
someone else would come on stage and try to surpass the previous, so watz d point?!

wedding is good but then the only thing that requires full commitment of every resources available is the success of the wedding itself, people need to think, especially most women who want to cut a 1000-storey cake or wear a 30k pounds wedding gown or who wants to marry on 32000feet or i want to invite the whole of Nigeria or the MUSON CENTRE is not big enough!

kai we too do!!

@poster

my guy u mumu small ooo, but i no blame u sha because not a lot of women are complete, remember most women have praying mantis brains so u wld have to up ur game to get the few sensible and good ones,

to all my ladies in the house, no disrespect ooo abeg no missiles should be directed at me, fight for urself and not for the next woman!

haha

@poster
if i was the husband
i would present all my documents together with the children that are mine secretly while assuring the woman i would take care of everyone, then i would get everyone to the airport under the pretence we are all travelling, from there i wld seperate the sand for the garri, i doubt the woman would want to raise an objection but if she does SATAN WOULD RAIN HELL FIRE ON HER HEAD

make all man carry him cross, the children get papa afterall, and if they wan travel, mke dem papa go win visa lottery or buy one at OLUWOLE, goodluck to them

@poster
get a life, you are going to be old whether you like it or not and you would die one day
if you are scared of getting old then stab urself through the heart while your still young or run across third mainland without looking at both sides, with dat you wont get old!
eazy

@texazzpete

what are u on about dipstick?!

@Gamine

stop wanking 20times a day and you would see the difference
Goodluck

wey i neva chop belle-full, e eazy!
wey i no get enough blood for my own body, e eazy!!

all man for him self ooo, i no dey run charity like dat, abeg carry ur cross and carry go!

my guy u mumu small ooo
because the guy has an eagle picture on his shirt dont mean nuffin
keep poncing around and do your thing, no shaking!

If not for the fact that Sunny Ade is my friend's father and a respectable elder, i would have swore "thunder fire his mouth", but i would expect elders to think before they talk, afterall flies think before they perch of fresh shit!

That crazy culture of spraying money has to stop!With all the problems in the country, some dysfunctional human beings do not have respect and regards, all dey do is ponce around with their big pouts and throw money about like it aint nothing.

if people are so interested in flaunting wealth, then why not attend to more pressing issues in order to move the nation forward and if they dont want to do that, then they can carry thier money to heaven

It is a shame and it needs to stop point blank, to cap it all, some of these money throwers go home and start gnashing their teeth "lamenting about flexing borrowed money to pull effect"

Anyone caught throwing money about should be made to lick them off the floor with their own mouth and chew it, with a satchet of pure water provided to digest it OR  be shot pointblank at close range,  that way they would appreciate it better or what do you all think nairalanders?!

If not for the fact that Sunny Ade is my friend's father and a respectable elder, i would have swore "thunder fire his mouth", but i would expect elders to think before they talk, afterall flies think before they perch of fresh shit!

That crazy culture of spraying money has to stop!With all the problems in the country, some dysfunctional human beings do not have respect and regards, all dey do is ponce around with their big pouts and throw money like it aint nothing,

if people are so interested in flaunting wealth, then why not attend to more pressing issues in order to move the nation forward,

It is a shame and it needs to stop point blank, to cap it all, some of these money throwers go home and start gnashing their teeth "lamenting about flexing borrowed money to pull effect"

Anyone caught throwing money about should be made to lick them off the floor with their own mouth and chew it, with a satchet of pure water provided to digest it OR  be shot pointblank at close range,  that way they would appreciate it better or what do you all think nairalanders?!

pay more for a non-existent amenity
fu*king having a laugh!

@da junta
for the records:not an HIV carrier dude and wont be caught out cold!
i said u "MAY WANT TO"
he doesnt have to, everyone is entitled to thier opinion,

you may want to give her HIV or STD, dat wld be grand,
if you havnt got HIV or STD, get a needle from a crack addict, stab at it, or berra still visit a prosser and bang her unprotected,
goodluck

@poster

divide yourself into two and take both jobs
you want money and you want career in the engineering field,
if you take both jobs, then you can have your cake and eat it,
goodluck

oh well wat can i say, i been waiting on dis actually
well i dont see any reason why we should all run helter skelter because of FEB 14th
what is the history of valentine in the first place? and how did we come about making a big meal of it?
do u really have to buy something for her to show her that you love her? NOPE i dont think so,
the old trick of throwing up a fight a day before val's is not even necessary,
@poster-if u want to know whether your woman loves you, dont buy her NADA, see her, send a text message, give her a kiss and tell her u luv her, if she luvs u, she wont moan
do something different as because everyone is buying dis and dat dont mean u have to, most importantly enjoy the day!oh yes u can enjoy it without draining ur bank balance or borrowing from anyone,

marital rape?!
do u mean shagging one's wife by force or by right?!

because secretaries cant seem to get enuff co*k action outside work
because secretaries want a pay rise and yet remain a secretary
because secretaries want to destroy families and marriages
because secretaries want to make history
because the boss is randy
because they boss is a dog
because the secretaries wants to be the boss-woman
because the secretaries want to transmit HIV and STD
because the boss wants to transmit HIV and STD
because the boss's wife is butt ugly
because the boss's wife has fenced the private garden at home
because the boss has too many children who would cause distraction for any home action,
because the boss's wife is sh*gging the driver and the gardener


dont get rude coz i would not holla back like wendy!!

force her and alienate her completely
a chicken dat strays would still come home to roost, so be patient, guide and pray for her

@mamaput

fair enough

@mamaput

do adult women need to be educated by thier mothers of thier rights?they should know,it is common sense not rocket science,

and to the post, i believe anytime a man tries to jump into the pleasure island un-invited and the woman is not having it, then he should have the decency to accept and let his raging patonga lay low(this doesnt mean the woman should go all out denying him all the time), frustration breeds aggression and dat may lead to rape, and once shez been raped, i guess there should be options, for it to be dealt with in the court of law, get a divorce, go to the papers or she can choose to keep mum abt it!

nigerian mentality is dat a woman should be submissive to her husband (although some people are starting to have a different perception about this) and this may pose a stumbling block for the matter to be taken serious especially in places like Nigeria, marital rape going to a court in Nigeria?i doubt it and even if it does, i dont see years been handed down as punishment, unless the judge is a woman that has suffered the same fate before, word!

oh dear!
step mums are fiery mexican chillis and we dont like chillies in my house so no shaking!

oh yeah, certainly, he would get loads of freaky times barring intrusion from the nigerian man's family!