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Clueless dimwits run nigerian football and it is a shame!

The reason why i buy pirated CD's-

1)They are cheaper

2) I don't want to be labelled a MUGU for spending a fortune at MEGA PLAZA or HMV


3) I want to be surprised by the contents of the CD itself for example JAYZ's black album would have AWILO LOGOMBA as TRACK 2 and ORITS WILIKI as TRACK 3!

4) CELINE DIONS GREATEST HITS ONLY TO FIND SALAWA ABENI rapping and pouting like a retard!


5) A pharell beat would sound like a burst sorround sound system

I tire for all this people on nairaland sef

Some would just come and talk as if they are God's right hand man

Fu*king hypocrites and two faced preachers bores me to death

Flirt if you want to, fu*k if u want to, it is optional!!!

What is wrong with flirting?

I dont see anything wrong to be honest

Is it wrong for a xtian to have sex?

Is it right for a xtian to masturbate or self-service?

Is it wrong for a married xtian woman to give her husband Mouth Gig?

johnugwu:
please don't use insultive words on this forum or else i will not contribute again.
i know that u are short sighted tyhat is why u support DJs and abuse the place of worship

you have issues my guy and they are attached to a dangote trailer!
what has short sightedness got to do with DJ's and abuse in the place of worship?
if you don't come to this forum, no one would miss a dime of you, so make up your mind and leave with your decision

Indecency-Japanese/hentai/anime porn!

4 Play:
I came to England through my people smuggling links.Wetin concern me with visa ? Just find a reliable person you can pay money,you will find your way here without bothering about visa.

Brethren if you have not had the chance to apply for a visa or get refused then this thread is soooooo wrong for you
If you get caught, your case would be worse than the person they refused visa
humiliating repatriation is worse than denial
sleep ova it!

oyindaries:
hi everyone ,
to be honest, visa refusal can be a terrible experience, i was in that position once, so i know how it is like. That was the more reason why i left the uk for spain. i actually thought that it was the end of the world, but then spain was the best move ever, everything in my life started to fall into place, spain might not be the uk or the usa, but it is a gateway to europe. But note that papers in this country can equally be difficult, but the secret is the northern side of spain, to get work visa from nigeria from this part of spain is very easy. all you need is a work contract from here for you to take to the embassy in nigeria.

if anyone is intrested let me know my email address is oyindaries@yahoo.co.uk succes rate is high.

Thank you very much immigration comptroller, i would pass on this one!

There are so many movies that i have started to watch, and

which looks more like something really beautiful, and

which has it all, but

the problem is i always end up sleeping after 15-20minutes, my girlfriend is fed up and i dare not ask her to come to the pictures wit me!

HEEEEEEEEEELP

Shit this thread is for women!
WTF am i doing here?!

EKENEA:
Hmmmmmmmmmm Are you sure that they are virgins, can somebody test them first before--------

My guy u suppose even see picture sef before u try talk about testing!

Somethings dey wey u no fit see talk less of testing abi u no know?!

I hope this is not an attempt to marry off some atutupoyoyos off to un-suspecting desperate bachelors?!
I dont see any difference in you and someone trying desperately to flog off some crusty legged fowls at Onipanu market!
Nairalanders would agree with me that we don't marry through this forum as it wasnt created to tout for possible life partners or temporary partners!
My guy move quick, they are getting old and they may not be marketable in the singles market very soon
Goodluck

my guy we don pass slave era now haba!
you guys must be mugu-licious for working up to five months without pay!!
start picking/grabbing the company's properties to sell one by one till your salary is complete and run for your dear life!!!

Salvage:
The fact is that it wasn't during the break-up

You talk of 'old flame', So which of the guys now is the Old flame?

She had a 9month relationship with the new guy? Then she should make up her mind on who to stay with.

why sleep with two people at the same period?

you sleep with two men at the same period because you are a gutter c*nt LovePeddler!

johnugwu:
all of u that complain of noisy place of worship forget that some of this DJ's use loudspeakers to disturb us with sensual & satanic inspired songs on our street and still no one questions them .
Becareful how u condem the things of GOD

It is true that DJ's make a public nuisance of themselves but then i don't think God would condone noisey twats with no percent of respect for others

My guy be careful how you incorporate God with wrong and irresponsible behaviours. 

The Lord wont condone it and you know, if you have an imam speak to him to respect others, if you have a pastor tell him to chill the f*ck out and if you r a msquerade follower, tell them to put up or shut it!

tkb417:
@dee
how do you mean its bleeped up in Nigeria?
please, explain abeg

I mean itz bleeped up in Nigeria because we make the most effort (in some case show desperation) to try and get visas but often get denied,
compared to other scenarios i have seen in other countries, for example, i have friends in the UK who are white and go to embassies like they are going to a field trip (scruffy looking and all ) and they still get the visa

do u get my point mate?!

upon all the suits wey people dey cack, them go still deny visa
upon all the holy ghost fire prayers outside the embassy gates, them still go deny visa
upon all the hassles in getting the documents from oluwole, them still go deny visa

reminded me of about 12yrs ago at the british embassy wen i was a kid, kasala burst for inside embassy wen this woman was rejected
the embassy had to close 4hrs early becoz of the commotion and stampede, lol, that is how serious it is!

itz f8cked up in naija nairalanders

America for the government cheese, food-stamps, free milk, ho's and more ho's

UK for the yobs,pounds, the tube"mind the gap" and the tax

LCDS and PLASMA's are as cheap as gold circle condoms, moi-moi and okpa nowadays

and if your still among the bandwagons of dreamers popping in and out of stores to go and dream about owning one, then dream no more, hit me and i would hook u up with a LCD wider than your mouth!

If ur boyfriend is a daddy then you may want to jump into the lagoon or step on the next man's NIKE's (AS IF IT'S A BIG DEAL HAVING A CHILD WITH ANOTHER WOMAN)

You sound very suspicious and dodgy to me by the way

Well maybe i am just talking like dis becoz i am not cut out for marriage, i wld rather have babymum's and gurlfriends seperate, (And please nairalanders dont slay me for this, dat is my own opinion)

Enjoy whateva you want from your boyfriend but be ready to realise that you face a competition with that little kid!

Dem clueless dimwits nattering away on the television dont wanna be seen no more

Itz about time them freaks called KEKE and D1 piss d fu*k off

fu*k April fool

I though we have all grown up

Get a life April fool mugus and move over

Ku Orire ooo

Loads of problems from people i know

Them bullshit thing are worthless piece of plastic benders

Everyone needs to boycott them