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Politics › Re: Imo Adults To Pay N3,000 Development Levy - Rochas Okorocha by deebrain(m): 6:37pm On Sep 27, 2016
God....

This governor is trying to beat Theodore Orji's record of disappointment.

I'm still in shock. And I am still taking this as a rumor and untrue.
Business › Re: Emeka Offor At Ifeanyi Ubah FC And Enyimba Of Aba Match (Photos) by deebrain(m): 11:01pm On Sep 26, 2016
Vince77:
Chai.... See that goal keeper head for the third pix grin grin grin grin grin

Nna ya head di sharp cheesy
That is called a "FLAT HEAD".
Celebrities › Re: Helen Paul: How Organised Animals Are Compared To Humans by deebrain(m): 5:53am On Sep 25, 2016
englishmart:
And she forgot that humans are animals too.
After them organise finish, I go use knife cut their neck turn am to suya.
Who is more organised now.
....
Educated illiterate.
You did not make sense.

She did.

kindly change your username.

#receive sense IJN
Jokes Etc › Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by deebrain(m): 5:45am On Sep 25, 2016
DJBIGGY:
It's very easy to know the age of a woman on her traditional wedding day... And i will tell you how to do just that without asking her.

At the age of 18-21 years of age, There will be no dancing. Rather, the bride and her mother will be hugging each other and crying because she would miss her baby girl.

22-25 years: Only the bride will be dancing while the mother will sit and watch with wet eyes and forced back tears because her daughter is all grown up and ready to face the life of marriage.

26-30 years: Both mother and daughter will be dancing with all their might and strength in joy that the daughter has gotten a man at the right age time frame.

31-35 years: Daughter, mother and father will be trying to outdo each other on the dancing arena cos chai it is better late than never.

For 36 years and above: The father o, mother o, brothers o, sisters o, and the entire extended family will take over the dancing arena because they almost lost all hopes she would find a man in her life.

Abi i lie?

http://www.olamzy.com/2016/09/jokes-how-to-identify-brides-age-on-her.html
100 percent true.
Crime › Re: Sanitation Offender Resisting KAI Official's Arrest In Lagos (Photo) by deebrain(m): 6:41pm On Sep 24, 2016
pyyxxaro:
What's the name of this new dance undecided
GBERA.
Events › Re: Nigerian Woman Weds British Man In The UK (Photos) by deebrain(m): 2:08pm On Sep 24, 2016
By encouraging international marriages as these, govt has and will continually show it's commitment to ending the recession the country is presently facing.


Lai Mohammed.
Jokes Etc › Re: 15 Hilarious Photos That Will Make You Laugh On A Sunday by deebrain(m): 4:48pm On Sep 23, 2016
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Hindatu Umar Assumes Office As Arugungu LGA Chairperson (Pics) by deebrain(m): 4:32am On Sep 23, 2016
The face of the guy on yellow in the last picture,is his HAPPY FACE.
Nairaland please take note.
Business › Re: Guinness Nigeria Gets Diageo Loan To Help With Currency Shortages by deebrain(m): 7:04am On Sep 22, 2016
iHustle336:
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hobermener:
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Jesus is coming soon.
Career › Re: An Unexpected Way To Stop People From Quitting by deebrain(m): 6:59am On Sep 22, 2016
Lord, why don't I understand the opening post for this thread?

I receive sense now, to read and understand, without getting bored in Jesus name. Amen.
Politics › Re: We Must Fight Corruption For Its Damage On Nigeria Economy - VP Osinbajo by deebrain(m): 9:05am On Sep 21, 2016
sir, with all due respect to the fact that you are a pastor (and I wonder how you have peace and sleep knowing, how God will be disciplining a servant of His that misbehaves ), can you just shut up and work?!
Crime › Re: Thugs Beat Two Brothers In Edo Over Market Fee (Graphic Photos) by deebrain(m): 11:27am On Sep 20, 2016
The things youths do when they are young and strong. he goes about and brags cos of his strength and demands that the wise part with their hard earned money.

when he is old (if God allows him to live) he will go about appealing to those who made use of their youth positively,that they should consider God and epp dem.
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh's Husband Buys An Iphone 7 For Her (Photos) by deebrain(m): 2:34am On Sep 20, 2016
floragregs:
see you! Keep judging happiness via pictures.
And keep having the mindset that all marital challenges must be on social media for gossips like you to feast on.

so their dirty linen must be washed on nairaland for you to judge if their marriage is good first, abi?

receive sense in these ember months in Jesus name.
Crime › Re: My Hyundai Car Was Snatched At Gunpoint. Help by deebrain(m): 6:05pm On Sep 19, 2016
godin:
you didn't insure it,
your stupidity na die
Guys, let's hear it for nairaland 's most unfortunate member.
Health › Re: Recent Pictures Of The Nairalander That Got Burnt While Using A Pressure Cooker by deebrain(m): 12:40am On Sep 18, 2016
Satan, shame to you. bros, you are healed.
Events › Re: Twin Rainbows Sighted In Akure, Ondo State, Nigeria. by deebrain(m): 6:06pm On Sep 16, 2016
let me say it like someone will say.....



Jesus is coming soon.
Christianity Etc › Re: "Pentecostal Pastors Are Marketers": Oladele Ogundipe Genesis by deebrain(m): 5:49pm On Sep 16, 2016
GOSH........Now this is bad.
Health › Re: Top 5 Body Building Mistakes You Didn’t Know You Are Making by deebrain(m): 5:31pm On Sep 16, 2016
Best thread ever and my personal favorite....



Men, bro I must be like you O....... Love the physique.
Politics › Re: Expect Serious Famine In Nigeria, UN Warns by deebrain(m): 5:24pm On Sep 16, 2016
Buhari has really messed up but haba!

THIS PEOPLE NEVER WISH US WELL....


ALWAYS PREDICTING EVIL.


WELL, I REFUSE THAT EVIL PREDICTION IN THE NAME OF JESUS.
Nairaland General › Re: 30-Year-Old Terrorist Python Killed In Ilorin (Photos) by deebrain(m): 6:57pm On Sep 15, 2016
Can u see what women haf cause?
Christianity Etc › Re: Christians Shouldn't Have A Divorce - Chris Oyakhilome by deebrain(m): 5:19pm On Sep 15, 2016
Thank God... Im only on nairaland for information about mostly politics and any other events around me.
Concerning gossips or personal opinions, i only read them to entertain myself because many are either not true, could be outrightly foolish and stupid or could be merely personal vendetta campaigns.
This story is almost a year ago if not more, when the divorce thing was at its peak. Now, its brought up again like a present story so that the jobless and unfortunate can reemphasise their unfortunate plight.
And it happens to be a moderator that opened this.

Op, kindly tap sense in the name of whatever lord you worship. Amen.
Celebrities › Re: Fan Draws A Portrait Of Tania Omotayo And Presents It To Her (Photos) by deebrain(m): 10:25pm On Sep 14, 2016
Nellybank:
...... And i command every spirit if senselessness out from u IJN. After receiving divine sense come and tell us wat her special talent is which qualifiers her to called a celebrity. Busy body
Divine sense is already here with me sir. At least enough to know that you did not even read my quote before firing back.

The bolded shows it. I never agreed the aforementioned was a celebrity.

Receive your sight in Jesus name.
Celebrities › Re: Fan Draws A Portrait Of Tania Omotayo And Presents It To Her (Photos) by deebrain(m): 3:58pm On Sep 14, 2016
nuelzy:
she is an ex girlfriend to one talentless midget.. dunno if i remember his name...he is an upcoming artist..
The fact that the lady in question is nationally and socially irrelevant, does not give you the right to cast unfortunate rants towards Wizkid.

I command every force that is blurring your senses, to be uprooted in Jesus name. Amen.
Family › Re: My Wife Spat On My Face This Morning, What Should I Do? by deebrain(m): 2:05am On Sep 13, 2016
Perfect challenge for a wrestling match between you two would have followed that will end in great sex through out the day.

I mean, down and dirty sex (two can play the spitting game).

Thank me later.


Next...?
Crime › Re: In Warri, Husband Stabs Wife's Lover To Death by deebrain(m): 6:51pm On Sep 12, 2016
thesicilian:
Can't say I feel sorry for the deceased, but the husband shouldn't have gone so far as to commit murder. He should have just divorced the wife only.
Do u blame him? If he divorced the wife, some female pigs will still come online here and vomit the regular female line of "patience" to the evils of the woman by the man.
Education › Re: Food Production: FG To Employ 100,000 Graduates by deebrain(m): 5:39pm On Sep 09, 2016
I wish our government is just sincere.


Good initiative. it is the manifestation that remains.
Sports › Re: Paralympics: Tijani Wins First Medal For Nigeria by deebrain(m): 5:07pm On Sep 09, 2016
RealJaneDoe:
wow
rihanna is literarily smoking hot in this picture

http://janedoeng..in/2016/09/rihanna-is-smoking-hot-in-this-picture.html
#ReceiveSenseIJN
Events › Re: 13 Pictures That Best Describe Nigerian Weddings by deebrain(m): 4:05pm On Sep 09, 2016
ALAYORMII:
You will think you know all colors until some people start sending you wedding invitation; you'll see something like this:

Acid green on fushia purple or Titus silver with a little touch of Ojuelegba blue.
Brides family to wear cockroach brown with Custard yellow.

Groom's family: combination of jollof yellow with fufu white using akara gold as fila and gele

Friends: coconut white with moi moi yellow on
Agama lizard head red , other guests should wear pomo brown with a touch of onion purple and maggi yellow
[size=20pt]BET WHY?[/size]
Crime › Re: Landlord Dies Of Heart Attack During 7hr Ordeal With Robbers- Suspect (pic) by deebrain(m): 3:28pm On Sep 09, 2016
+You see, God is not mocked.


You begged God for forgiveness and you know that He will forgive you, but you cannot forgive a family that sweats to make their money by not robbing them abi?


Where is jungle justice when you need it?


Such a wicked statement.
Celebrities › Re: Basketmouth Finally Speaks About Robbery Incident [PICS] by deebrain(m): 3:15pm On Sep 09, 2016
yorke1:
Pele but on a serious note, your Sense of humour that has long faded away since Buhari brought hardship to the country.

Abi no be who don chop bellefu dey laugh?

Person wey buy 1 bag of rice for 20k go dey laugh
Why then do beggars and the disabled laugh?

You have a serious case. Your personal mountain is higher than any joke in the world.


Seek deliverance while it is available.
Politics › Re: Lai Mohammed Pictured In A Queue For #ChangeBeginsWithMe by deebrain(m): 3:09pm On Sep 09, 2016
Laughable hypocrisy at its best.




ANYWAYS, THE SECOND PERSON TO THE LEFT SEEMS TO FEEL GOOD, TO BE OPPORTUNED TO BE IN THIS SELFIE.


SMALL WONDER, HE POSES LIKE A PHILOSOPHER.



grin
Crime › Re: Lekki Housekeeper Who Killed His Boss Confesses by deebrain(m): 11:31am On Sep 09, 2016
Sir. Its not an evil spirit. If it was an evil spirit, you would have committed suicide or reported yourself to the police.

When did spirits learn how to prize the cost of phones?

Ive noted your face because you yourself are an evil spirit.

The slap wey dem go woze you for your cell go reset that false thinking, by God's grace.

Nonsense.

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