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Read their books. Listen to how they started. Stop coming to nairaland on the net to judge them. They will inspire you out of poverty and its mentality.

Some of them do not have the leisures of life you have even in your status. You only see the cars, the houses, the jets and the suites. You don't see the seed.

Shame on you.

I want yr companionship.

Eastherbunny:
I still can't see anything

https://www.bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/find-the-cat9.jpg

I have seen the cat.

Next please...........

Yes.


Its the sweetest thing of being together.

buygala:
At least she didnt donate the puna free, but for 'educational purposes'. Many girls are donating it free of charge or for Gala, Lacasera, Shawarma or a movie ticket to watch '50 Shades of Grey'...
.... If he can find it in his heart to forgive her, he should just do so with as little drama as possible

If he feels he can't handle what she did, and the evidence of her promiscuity is unimpeachable, he should just quietly and resolutely walk away from her without giving her time to explain, cry and beg or give him an erectionn with her lusty body language... Experience has taught me that when a dude is arguing with a girl, and she manages to arrange herself in such a way as to give him a mighty erectionn, she has already won that argument .... When Konji comes in, most times, common sense flies out the window

Na so she go dey cry lagoon with her legs wide open and her uncovered vagina beckoning on him lustily.... Dude will now be moved with pity/ Konji and go clean her eyes, comfort her, and sharply forget his anger, succumb to Konji and dissipate his anger by fuccking her to stupor, thereby mixing his spermm with that of Mr 'exam recorder'...


After that, it's the dude who will now be begging her for forgiveness for putting her in 'such an awkward situation' .... If the girl's crying and victimization drama is very tight, he might even promise not to make her cry again, and not talk about the incident again

The spirit that revealed this to you is not from god.

Repent before it is too late.

The child becomes a success tomorrow, these same people will become saints, holiness and forgiveness preachers!

They would bring a cleric that it going to preach a touching story to soften the heart of the child-"cos God forgives us we must forgive-no matter what. And besides, they are your PARENTS! abi?"


between humans and Satan, who is more wicked?

And the lord, looking at him, loved him. Then he said, "John, channel ye, thy sexual fantasies into the gifts and opportunities i have given thee so that you might rejoice in thy due time.

Behold, poverty and want seeketh to come into thine bosom".

All are possible and encouraged during pregnancy but with specific caution.

I would personally vouch for picture 2.

Tolexander:
this kind of protusion kills the attention of the mind to resurrect the attention of the prick.

as i dey see the pic, my eyes don already commot her skirt

my god!


Sir, receive your deliverance in Jesus name.

Amen.

Why do i feel like laughing?


They also include "im sorry, I'd be good"... in the moanings?



I feel like having a service in here....


Wow! I wished i was you, man.

Ahhhh....... I thought i was the only one guessing that it seemed Chad and Niger were the only ones that appeared serious against Boko Haram

Don't even think about it. They are possessed. They will take you to hell.


You better repent before it is too late.

Feel yr pain.

But you knew all these before you married him na...........

All hope is not lost.

Put it in prayer.

Then be a regular caller at the gym.

To a large extent, you will be very up to date with your looks........... (marriage does not take the ability of a man to discern fine things........... )

Wine is indeed, a mocker.

I actually checked this thing of Nigeria being 6th or 7th largest producer of crude oil in the world via the internet and found that it is true sha.

Cos i normally think its a lie, cos since I've been born thirty something years ago till now, we suffer like we don't have anything. I used to think its part of political propaganda.

Viruses detected after scanning Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan...........

Patience Jonathan,

Doyin Okupe,

Fani Kayode and the likes...



Remark: Too bad!

Hmmmmmm.......

Jericho things

patrick89:
you are lying as usual, those people that campaigned against GEJ since 2011 are still doing that till today. Just google occupy Nigeria. You will see thou most of them have come to love GEJ. But those that were against him then are still against him. So shove your sympathy. GEJ is loved by "silent" many. while he is hated by "noisy" few!

well speak for yourself and anyone you call noisy few.

Mark my words about FFK.

The way this man will end won't be envied.

By the way, his talk is making Jonathan to be more hated. Both Parties are behaving like kids, but apparently, APC is a more mature kid. Talking like an unfortunate woman.

hungryboy:
calm down bi.tchescalm down bi.tches

thanks, starving man.

omowumee:
wolve in sheep's clothing

u see the problem?


Sorry for disturbing yr parking.


And its spelt "wolf" or "wolves".

hungryboy:
Happy birthday pastor,
but share this tithe money man,
stop chopping alone,

when he was painfully hidden as a mere interpreter for years, where were you?

Now you want part of his pay check?

omowumee:
shame i dnt hv one

(with a very innocent face) but im right here, cup cake.

Dragonking:
Up GEJ!!!!

Click like for GMB and share for GEJ let see who wins.

92likes and 43 shares?

Kindly hit your head on a solid wall three times.

Where are the hypocrites that sing that "women should what wear what belongs to men" song?

Even hypocrisy has its limits.

Asper the dress, its so on point!

What can i say? It was a woman that made me join "bad group" back in the early 90s. All in the name to meet her needs.

And she was there gladly eating everything and her lying heart was with another. I almost ran mad when everything came exposed. And yet, the blame came to me-i was foolishly in love!

I admit i was. Yes. Thank God i could love and im still loving. Most ladies want love but don't deserve it cos they think they were created to only receive love.

Reading this thread just brought back the memories. I remember fighting the urge of me and the "group" to go into serial killings of ladies back then!

Thank God for seeing me through. The injuries are still there but with some few wonderful ladies I've related with, yes, they are still very few out there with character and conscience.

Happy birthday sir.

I love your personality that's why im voting you as governor for lagos state. When agberos start riding on the back of those that perform in the name of "continuity", we must effect the change.

Don't get too excited. Im voting for Buhari as your president..

Change era things.

ozoigbondu:
Jungle Justice is bad
But Boko haram is worse
To the northners i say kill them before they kill you
God will understand after all he said heaven helps those who help themselves
Self defense and self preservation is not a sin

#NeverAgain shall an illiterate tryannical old fossil lead nigeria
GEJ till heaven falls

No wonder God regretted He created man.

Take a look at this post!

Buy a good punching bag, a pair of gloves and a pair of cheap dumbells.

Train every morning and evening.

One of the mornings, preferably on weekends, after some good training and without taking off your gloves, with the sweat and muscles still oozing all over, walk up to him and politely tell him you don't want his gen around your place.

He would respond in your favour. Note that he will end up trying to preach to you about holiness.

Thanks.

Taylor86:
g

g is for GENERATOR.

Say it after me.

Happy New Month, nairaland!

(in Oyedepo's voice)

The gates to your desires are opened in the name of Jesus Christ!

Receive joy unspeakable this month in the name of Jesus Christ!

Receive peaceful elections this month in the name of Jesus Christ!

Nigeria will prosper before, during and after the elections in the name of Jesus Christ.

In one day, many of the wicked politicians will be consumed. Their cup is full. The unshakable will be shaken-Nigeria is destined to succeed in the name of Jesus Christ!


Thank You.

Was in Abia on a tour last year.

I asked a question in my heart, whether they had a governor.