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ozoigbondu:
Jungle Justice is bad
But Boko haram is worse
To the northners i say kill them before they kill you
God will understand after all he said heaven helps those who help themselves
Self defense and self preservation is not a sin

#NeverAgain shall an illiterate tryannical old fossil lead nigeria
GEJ till heaven falls

No wonder God regretted He created man.

Take a look at this post!

Buy a good punching bag, a pair of gloves and a pair of cheap dumbells.

Train every morning and evening.

One of the mornings, preferably on weekends, after some good training and without taking off your gloves, with the sweat and muscles still oozing all over, walk up to him and politely tell him you don't want his gen around your place.

He would respond in your favour. Note that he will end up trying to preach to you about holiness.

Thanks.

Taylor86:
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g is for GENERATOR.

Say it after me.

Happy New Month, nairaland!

(in Oyedepo's voice)

The gates to your desires are opened in the name of Jesus Christ!

Receive joy unspeakable this month in the name of Jesus Christ!

Receive peaceful elections this month in the name of Jesus Christ!

Nigeria will prosper before, during and after the elections in the name of Jesus Christ.

In one day, many of the wicked politicians will be consumed. Their cup is full. The unshakable will be shaken-Nigeria is destined to succeed in the name of Jesus Christ!


Thank You.

Was in Abia on a tour last year.

I asked a question in my heart, whether they had a governor.

This is really annoying.

So the desire for marrying the lady was more than the desire of the dancing the parents (that suffered to send him to school) would have danced at the end of his service year?

Too bad.

Me and my bro feasted on this...

Empty rub cans really suffered in our hands...........

Kai.


This indomie generation is just too boring.

CHISOS!!

100 percent.

Number 6 is 120 percent.

The day one pick pocket was caught in Ikeja, Lagos, my mouth was wide open for 10 mins!

Smooth shaved. Clean designer clothes. Jewelry. Perfumed. Like, it would be the least person you would have suspected to steal anything.

He was caught with 3000 naira. He actually stole the money from an agbero loading a shoprite bus.

So shocking.

Excellent! The officer deserves a double promotion.


For the guy mind, he think say he be bad guyz.

Or what was he expecting? A wwe title belt?

Thank jeses i also work out too. She won't try it. I would love wrestling with her though...

Can we stop being hypocrites on nairaland?

A woman raises her hand against a man? And some here are talking about someone being a man? In some communities, she is stoned.

Any woman that raises her hands against a man has lost any dignity of being treated "like a woman".

I would simply hire a lady to do the honours-while i watch. That's if im fighting the idea of giving her a decent RKO.

"Mercy, lord"

kandiikane:
I don't care about the rest of the paragraphs because they are contradictory to your first paragraph.

You specifically said "is it not to sleep with her, take her out etc. What else but her body?" You went on to contradict yourself by saying the value of a lady is not how much is spent on her, oh sorry, the value of a lady is her body.

You don't see anything else except her body and spending on her yet you say she should see more to that. A very silly logic. Your idea of getting a woman is to do the first paragraph, you will only attract women who expect that from men as proof of their undying love.

Start spending because you want to and without any intention of getting anything out of it. Don't spend on women because you are insecure and feel like the only way to get them Is to buy them out. Stop seeing women as prostitutes that you must pay to be with. With this, you will find women who know that their values aren't instilled in the pockets of men.

Why would you care about the other paragraphs when you are one of those that pick a line without reading in context, the passage? Just like those that pick a verse of holy books and balm! use it as doctrine?

Ofcourse the first and second paragraphs are contradictory. The first is the general reaction of a guy whose ego is tested by a lady that makes the "can u afford me" line.

The second and third paragraphs are my points. Cos of the unfortunate school you went to, cos i did not say "a Bleep guy would think, "is it not her body?" etc etc", you jump and conclude on it as my stand about women.

If you don't understand what i said, say so (and i think im clear enough). If you are trying to pick up lines and start issues and debates, better stop it. You will regret it if you don't.

Stay blessed.

kandiikane:
You imply that she is a liability yet your first statement was to take her shopping etc.



You need to start using your brain, you are all birds of the same feathers. Your worth is to shop, buy and take her out and her worth is to accept, take and eat. If your mindset in getting a woman is like that, you will only attract women who love men like you to buy, shop and take them out. That is the only way to prove your love for them.

your statement is no different to complaining that your friend only stays your friend if you help them out but you initially started the circle and still continue the circle because you have nothing else to offer other than helping them out. You can't even offer an interesting conversation or a sociable moment for both of you, just the times when he will say "oga, I need you to go buy me Okra from the market." That is Your day to day life with him, nothing more. With out that okra, you won't have a "friendship".

STORIES.


kindly read the three paragraphs again and understand my point.

The first paragraph was more of an introduction-the general point unknowingly made by a lady when she uses the "can you afford me" line.

The paragraph also states the general actions an average guy would take (ofcourse prompted by the said test of the guy's ego by such statement) to impress the lady and show he is man enough.

Now, connect a phone charger. Put the charging port inside your ears and charge your brain for three hours.

Revise the three paragraphs once more and you will understand.

Thanks.

GEJ is on point. He is sweet on any outfit-he should be our most photogenic leader.

His problem is in leadership. Nothing more.

To show you that these people fear violent death that they freely give...........

Is it not to sleep with her, take her shopping, take her to dinner and outings? What else but her body?

So annoying some ladies are yet to understand that your value is not how much is spent on you being a liability, but being an asset.

Even through their statements, you know the character status of a lady.

Sir, you seem to have forgotten that you are a governor with about 4 yrs to rule whether or not GEJ or Buhari wins.

Can you please, perform in your state?

Many Nigerians are not original.

Most nigerians like photocopy.

All nigerians want change.

Is this the same Fani Kayode that we used to read his criticism (as historians) of Obasanjo in 1999 when the later wanted to enforce state of emergency in Lagos during the OPC's riots?

Leave party politics aside, FFK seriously fall hand.

SeverusSnape:
Even though you don't want to contest for second term, We the lovers of Nigeria want you to continue the transformation agenda. We prefer you to an illiterate Certificateless herder.

A very unfortunate comment

God....

WIZGUY69:
JONATHAN IS A DUMBO
SAMBO IS A FOOL
PATIENCE IS A WITCH
OKUPE IS A PIG
ABATI IS AN IDIO.T
FAYOSE IS A GOAT
RENO IS A FAILURE
T.A ORJI IS A FOOLISH DWARF
KASHAMU IS A SCAMMER.
PETER OBI IS A WIZARD
WIKE IS A TOUT.

BRB.......

im voting for Buhari.

But people like you need to be discouraged and seek deliverance.

Eeeeeeh?

How dare these women?

I double dare all of them.

I we deal with dem. Only me!

What is it?

...

Oooooooh.... This bundle of talent! Kai! I loved that soap opera like something...

Rip

God is indeed merciful. People just take Him for-granted. All the spiritual meetings and all that, yet, choose to do evil.

Pity

LRNZH:
I weep as well.... What did Nigeria do not to have leaders like this for a long spell?

Nigerian always had such leaders but she was never ready to sacrifice and choose them. If the present president had not become like this, we might have still never given the Buhari any chance.

Thank God for the "back" button. Its the best button when i encounter threads created by the sad.

Anyway i will laugh first before i press it.

Their contributions is chicken feed compared to Doyin Okupe......


He "transformed" GEJ from a person i so admired to one insensitive human being.