₦airaland Forum

wristwatch:
He lives in me and when I became God's son, deliverance was part of my salvation.

Well he who is not guilty on the points I listed, let him cast d first stone.

ok.....(he looks around for a rock to throw)

Pls, are they modelling their jean wears in the second picture? Why are they butt posing?

wristwatch:
Some guys can't control their sexual urge which somehow they use stylish ways to romance ladies in order to get satisfied.

Therefore, the places they stylishly romance ladies are;

1. In a commercial bus

This is peculiar to BRT, danfo and journey buses. However, due to the bad nature of Nigerian roads which serves as a catalytic process for dudes to express their "konji", they seize the moment of galloping to stylishly hit ladies bosom. Also for BRT(standing position), such dudes stylish hit their joystick against a lady's backyard to satisfy their urge.

2. At shopping mall

Though less common @ this place but it happens atimes when there is long queue to the cashier place. Somehow some dudes spot en downed ladies to stylishly have body contact with them.

3. Banking hall

Some banks are synonymous with long queues and as a result some guys book space in front of heavily gifted lady to enjoy her pillow.

4. On okada (Bike)

I remember one day I took a bike and d bike man stopped to carry a wickedly gifted bosom lady. Mehn! That day my joystick sang halleluyah still I get to my destination. Lol no be my fault "I be human being nah"

5. Polling unit

Some polling units have crowd and as a result of pushing and other things to vote early, some dudes seize the opportunity to having free access to her oranges.

6. Aptitude test centres

Due to struggle for job taking the last immigration exercise as a good example, some dudes enjoyed d moment while it last on some ladies without them knowing someone is enjoying free Internet browsing.

7. At bus terminus

During rush hour everybody struggle to get bus @ bus terminus especially in Lagos and as a result of severe rushing, some guys stylishly grab ladies orange and tap current hitting his machine gun against the lady's butt.

Feel free to add yours

You need deliverance. Receive it in Jesus name.

Rather than always come to religious section for answers, your various medical doctors would be of help.

This is how Satan successfully rob so many (rightly) "i don't want to sin" people of their salvation cos of ignorance.

Any guy with above (naturally) normal sexual drive, that does not "self-service", will experience this issue moderately-note i said moderately. Please, it also has nothing to do with demonic oppression. It is your body at work, relieving itself from sexual tension.

No matter how self-disciplined you are towards natural behaviours of your body, nature would always find a way to have its way-mostly when you are off-guard eg. Sleeping ofcourse.

They should stop the unnecessary protest. Have they checked the lagoon?

argon500:
Bia ne ba, osiso. Your bus is waiting for you.


Enter the bus with your life jacket or you buy at the entrance of the lagoon...lol

Nwa nem, ego le?

Point of correction sir. Those who lost their seats to PDP in lagos state did not perform. The people were tired of them-like seriously.

The era of non- performing people riding on the back of parties and thinking we will be sentimental "for party sake" is over. There will be more losses in the state house of assembly too.

Im not satisfied.


T. A. Orji should be jailed. He is the worst governor in Nigerian history. Im still trying to investigate the sin that Abians committed in the past to have this man as their governor.

Do you guys notice he has that, "im doing the right thing" face?

VIPERVENOM:
People are wicked. I can bet that the girl is working alongside her boyfriend or brother. There's no way they'll pull this off successfully. She'll get caught

When the wicked being is caught, she will tell her sad story about how she was abandoned as a kid, and all her suffering and about how one "mister Thomas" came and lured her into kidnapping. She will also tell us she has never done it before and it was the devil that is the cause.

Did u notice these things while dating before marriage?

I won't slap. Never. I would simply shove. Knowing that she might shove back, i would position for a RKO.

Reason-

No one will say i was wrong. The report will be that we both fought and i came out on top.



Thanks.

ritababe:
how she take shine, she go wait for Mr right till she turn 50?

You are an excuse for a woman! Imagine!

Lord, will our youth ever learn?

Bloggers never learn. Many nairalanders are even more childish.

Its like some kids here, especially in religion section, only hang around online, having nothing to say until a rumour about a popular cleric comes up.

Funnily, they backup their ignorance with scriptures also.

Anybody, whether good or bad-even Satan himself-can be made prosperous by false rumours.

UncleJudax:
It is surely suspicious. Read between the lines and see where a swipe was aimed at JK...drug dispenser, Lagos not being a hospital or pharmacy, haha. They still couldn't pass the (apology)message without directing a subtle jibe at their opponent. Terribly unfortunate.

A total disaster. They are imitating the way PDP campaigned at federal level that led to even more popularity of Gen. Buhari.

Sir, i love your personality.


My apologies, im not voting for you on Saturday. It pains me to say it.

oneeast:
JK is likeable. When he speak you know he has the capacity to reposition the great state of Lagos.

I am voting him on Saturday.

I voted for Buhari in March 28. Im voting for Agbaje on April 11.

TheOnlyWiseMan:
It's unfortunate that APC that pride itself as Progressives are now trying to drag the nation backward.
I know some people who voted for them in last election are now regretting bitterly.

Some how true. But i voted for the man Buhari-not necessarily the party, APC. But this thing vex me sha.

ozoigbondu:
Personally i don't care about lagos state but the toutish oba threatened us with death......we don't like threat and we also want change in lagos.My brothers are tired of multiple taxation

I was going to excuse the taxation issue. But for this statement, kai! He lost my vote. Painful though.

lyricalz:
U need 2 download the audio o, its 4 real and very funny, imagine a whole oba

http://www.xclusivehit.com.ng/download-audio-recording-of-oba-of-lagos-threatening-igbos-in-lagos/

Funny? It is irritating. Disgusting. Wicked. And unfair to Ambode.

Sir, you are a nice person. But just like Jonathan, you have some bad people around you who as it were, made you.

I can't vote for you on Saturday. We are in "change era". Sorry, you lost my vote.

benuejosh:
i just jega the read the post. e make sense.

The post made sense. Your post didn't. Kindly correct the unfortunate sentence.


Thanks.

Ilekeh:
What a shame.

The madman is probably one of the pro-PDP voters of March 29th.

Receive the ability to reason beyond your nose in Jesus name.

Op why are u beefing the girl? Aside from the ones she did not complete, she is correct.

This is wishing every nairalander, a sweet, special and memorable Easter!

Much love to everyone of you.

I looked for fire-crackers yesterday but could not find.


Remarkably, Resurrection day (as i like to call it) is supposed to be the most celebrated day in our yearly calendar. Our victory here on earth and MOSTLY that assurance of a wonderful life in "paradise" after death is connected to Christ resurrection. But Christmas and Salah takes all the attention!

Una dey yarn about the husband being a badoo?

Well, he will be a learner compared to Junior (when he grows up) who is behind him, seeming to enjoy what is going on.

We wrestle ourselves..... Fun can go on for hours. The more exhausted, the more fun... (winks)

ejay84:
I hear say na she break pastor chris marriage.dunno how tru dis is thou.

you have made me break my vow.


Receive sense in Jesus name

There is no problem.

Tell your friend that when any ghost appears to him, he should recite these, with his hands on his ears like doing frog jump..

"konji bona, bona
konji bona, bona
konji bona, bona
bona bona bona
bad guyz bona bona
bad guyz bona bona
bad guyz bona bona
nothing dey happen bona"..

Then he should kick the ghost. It will run away.


Thanks.