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ProgrammingRe: Year-2023: The Importance Of Learning Python: Pros, Cons, And Time Investment by Deepocean(m): 12:06am On Jun 24, 2023
Good
CelebritiesRe: Sophia Momodu To Change Imade's Surname by Deepocean(m): 1:25pm On Jun 06, 2023
They have started confusing this innocent kid now from childhood.
EducationRe: 6 Kids Set To Represent Nigeria At World Microsoft Championship by Deepocean(m): 8:38am On Jun 05, 2023
steeltrust:
see this olodo 😂😅🤣

Come let me employe you
With all your English am not sure you can even wash my car

Live English and be humble
Okay sir. Mr Dangote.
EducationRe: 6 Kids Set To Represent Nigeria At World Microsoft Championship by Deepocean(m): 5:50am On Jun 05, 2023
Must you people always bring politics to every topic? Nawa o.

Don't you guys visit another forum? Before the twinkle of eyes almost all the threads on this forum are derailed by tribalistic conversations. This is poor.

Majority of the posts I have been reading on this forum would not pass first page without bigotry and tribalistic words.

Can't you air your opinion and move and let others air theirs and move focusing mainly on the purpose of the topic..


I see those attacking themselves on a tribal issues as another set of backward and unintelligent people.
EducationRe: 6 Kids Set To Represent Nigeria At World Microsoft Championship by Deepocean(m): 5:35am On Jun 05, 2023
steeltrust:
When it comes to achievement
South west and south east leads and they partner a lot of time but when it comes to politics southwest will run to the north to betray the rest of Nigeria because of politics
It is well putting majority of Nigeria on suffer mode
You could have made this more readable and comprehensible. I had to read it three times before getting to know your thoughts through the lines. Next time, try to adopt punctuation marks.
RomanceRe: Arab Men by Deepocean(m): 4:57pm On Jun 03, 2023
Ilamina:
kiss

People tend to say Asians are the best in.maths

But people undermine Arab men

They are the ones that even made algebra
Arabs have contributed a lot to mathematics
Arabians are Asians na.

What are you even saying.

All the Arab nations are inside Asia continent.

People are correcting you, you are still forming strong head with your dumb mind and brain.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Man Pulls A Big Mack Trailer With His Amazing Strength (Pics/Video) by Deepocean(m): 10:35pm On May 31, 2023
It is evident from the slacking state of the rope that the video was engineered. Lies

How can you drag a vehicle with a rope or whatever you are using without 100% tension on the connecting material.
RomanceRe: Should I Tell This Olosho That I'm A Virgin? by Deepocean(m): 6:45pm On May 30, 2023
If you haven't met with her, kindly cancel the arrangement. You are still young, why will you squander N30,000 on prostitute for just a round of sex?

Most of these prostitutes recently upgraded to online hook-ups, majority of them were runs girls at local brothels being sexed by highest N1,500 before.

Anyways, that's not the real talk. The real talk is just that it doesn't worth it, majority of them are dead inside, they are just roaming. They have been used and reused. They are empty which is highly contagious.

They can ruin your future spiritually as they are spiritually polluted.

Think of this, what if you are having sex and she dies in the process, what will you say or you the client die. Think of the disgrace and embarrassment that will follow.
RomanceRe: Advice Needed.........should I Call Her Mum Or Lock Up. by Deepocean(m): 10:30am On May 28, 2023
michaelwilli:
The original post has been edited. That information wasn't there in the beginning. Your blood too dey hot.
Sorry, I didn't know the original post was edited.

Pardon my hot blood. grin

Gracias
RomanceRe: Advice Needed.........should I Call Her Mum Or Lock Up. by Deepocean(m): 1:01am On May 28, 2023
michaelwilli:
Your mistake was pricing her quite low for her service. Now she expects you to repay the favour for her dad. You don't know if she also used her own money to augment the food for your mom. Even if you are the one taking care of her, you are doing that willingly.

Dem no dey mix love with business. It's a recipe for disaster.
Can't you read or comprehension is your problem?

At least you saw where the guy said she was boasting of extra N30,000 profit she made after the cookies. So how did she augment to prepare the food?

Or what nonsense are you trying to form?
RomanceRe: I Told My Naija Parents I Don't Want To Get Married And This Was Their Response by Deepocean(m): 9:06pm On May 25, 2023
siofra:
So, I told my parents I don't want to get married. I do not recommend telling your Nigerian parents you don't want to get married😹

My mom put her hand on her head and looked at me with pity lol. She said I don't have a goal in life, she said I'm empty.

My father was even more dramatic. He started praying o. He told me to kneel down and starting casting and binding all the evil spirits and his village people.

Ngl, it was hilarious. It's not like I don't want to get married though, I just wanted to see their reactions.

But why can't parents accept that not everyone wants to follow the way they did things? That I don't want a husband doesn't mean something is wrong with me and I won't be lonely because I plan on having 29 cats, a dozen goats and scores of chickens.
In the real sense of your write-up, is it necessary you even get married? Cat, goats and pigs can really be your companions na. That lifestyle is really the best for you if I have to be honest with you.
RomanceRe: HIV, Please Advice Needed. by Deepocean(m): 8:54pm On May 25, 2023
ObiofAsaba1:
Hello Doctors in the house.
Please i want know if it’s possible to date someone who is HIV positive.
when i went for business program i met this beautiful dark skin lady in Sunyani Ghana, I began to have feelings for her so i had to approach to be my friend, after some weeks i invited her to my place in Accra she was such a lovely girl with full of ideas, something strange happened when i brought out HIV TEST kIT to test her before i have sex with her, she insisted not to test after some minutes she began to cry when i asked her what is wrong with her she told me she is HIV Positive and she as been on medication for sometime now, i do love that girl but am really afraid i don’t want to be infected.
Advice needed please
If you're knowledgeable enough to carry test kit all around to the point that you are rational enough to carry out test on her. You should be in the best position to advise yourself.

Are you seeking attention or you feel like engineering stories here?
CrimeRe: Rufai Oseni Vs Benjamin Hundeyin by Deepocean(m): 7:17am On May 25, 2023
CaptainFM1:
Oga police, stop arguing. Even one vehicle na person property and your job is to protect even that one property.

If you the police don't come out with crime report, people are bound to speculate. I can tell you that 50houses where burgled. What have you done to protect even if it's just 2houses?
Your brain is totally upside down with this comment. Seems you're not normal.
HealthMy Observation At FMC Ebute Meta by Deepocean(op): 4:46pm On May 24, 2023
A few weeks ago, I had to visit The Federal Medical Centre, Ebute Meta Lagos for a check-up. This happened to be my first visit to the hospital, what I noticed is that the medical doctors over there are dominated by females which is what I want to talk about and seek people's opinions on the cause of that which happened to be the primary purpose of this thread. I had the course to visit there three times.

On my first day I observed that the GOPD rooms for the awaiting patients are all occupied by two medical doctors to be attending to two patients simultaneously, I think this is as result of space which can be understandable, although it does not really give some people the total freedom (especially the shy type) to express themselves to the doctor most especially when their complaints are related to sexual issue in order for the next patient not be be hearing there complaints.

As I noticed one lady that we entered the same room to be attended to by different doctors, I noticed she wasn't feeling comfortable to make her complaints as she was seeking a request from the doctor to allow her to move closer before she could relate her complaints to the doctors. To cut the story short the doctor asked her to be speaking from her seat and I got to know that she came to complain about an infection she was having on her genital part.

I think they should try to respect people's privacy, although that's my opinion.

To the main topic, why is it that female doctors dominated the hospital. The three times I went there, I was attended to by three different female doctors in two different rooms, because the second and the third day I visited, I used the same room but I was attended to by different doctors inside the rooms occupied by two doctors each time I visited the hospital as the other ones were also female.

I tried to check the other rooms as I was passing through the corridor to meet the doctor. I also noticed that other rooms were occupied by female doctors. I only saw one male doctor in my three visits.

Even when I was referred to a specialist, the doctor was even a woman.

The question is, what could be responsible for this as I would not want to take this a coincidence.
RomanceRe: I Like To Think That There Are 2 Types Of Class Reps by Deepocean(m): 10:04pm On May 22, 2023
Allisgud:
person go leave wetin carry am come school,dey do another thing,I rejected it when I was given the opportunity as a first student in my section,
You had a golden opportunity for heroism on a platter of gold, but you trashed it with your own hands. What a waste.

Have you become a professor now?

You can't contest any political post for me vote for you simply because you are called to be a citizen grin. I love voting for the brave. I hate man being a coward.
NYSCRe: NYSC Is 50! Please Tell The World Where You Served. by Deepocean(m):
Served in Kwara State.

I will never forget the kindness by my landlady. She practically wanted to give all I wanted, but due to my nature of the unwillingness to accept things from people I always subtly decline.

The kind gesture by the pastor of the church I attended is second to none. I hold these two set of people dear in my heart. Looking forward to a day to surprise them with payback.

Mummy Joshua and Pastor A. Wherever you are now, may the presence of the Lord continue to be with you.

I regret not socializing during that year, hope I can turn back the hands of time.

Seven years gone.
RomanceRe: The Most Insulted Nairalander That Doesn't Give A F*ck by Deepocean(m): 9:15pm On May 06, 2023
Airfoce 1
RomanceRe: A Girl Took 3months To Think About My Proposal Only For Her To Say No by Deepocean(m): 8:54pm On May 03, 2023
That's huge o.

1/4 of a year.

Hmmmm
Jobs/VacanciesRe: My Job Is At Risk Because Of Office Romance Involving My Boss by Deepocean(m): 12:10am On Apr 26, 2023
SundayNightGist:
Sharing this story with you is risky because it's a true story and it actually happened, but I'm not deterred as I'm on a mission to sanitize our society of all forms of immorality. Now lets get right into it without any further ado.

My office is located in Gwarinpa in Abuja and my boss is a very busy man who hardly stays in the office. We have another branch in Guzape (Asokoro extension) where my boss hired a lady as the manager in charge. This particular lady is fair and very endowed both ways (I mean front and back). She's attractive too, no doubt. She happens to be a single mother with a son. My boss on the other hand is a family man with four kids.

I had just joined the company when I started noticing that this lady usually drives the company's Mazda salon car to our branch (the headquarters) every week (Thursdays to be precise) to hold a "private meeting" with my boss. Word in the office has it that she was coming for weekly "reporting". Honestly I never once bothered to try and find out what was really going on as I'm the type that is very serious with my work.

Not until the guys in the office started bantering in groups and talking about what was actually going on. Again, I shrugged off their conversation because what's my business, and besides, I don't do office gossip. Well, not until one fateful day....

As I was hurrying up a task given to me by my boss in my usual seriousness with my work, I needed to rush to his office to get his final approval on something that he had asked me to do when I ran into the unbelievable!

Was I dreaming? Was my eyes paining me? For Pete's sake, what was this? In broad daylight that evening, as I knocked, my boss answered "come in" nonchallantly. I don't know what he was thinking. Lo and behold, there they were, he and our branch manager both standing on their feet and very close to each other with my boss unzipping her dress with his both hands! I was embarrassed and so were they. Usually, whenever this lady is around my boss would immediately close all his window curtains. This normally happens around or after closing (remember I told you I'm a serious office worker, so I stay back a lot because naturally I work late into the night everyday).

Since that incident, whatever I say in any meeting involving this particular lady is always accepted and approved by her whether it makes sense or not. In fact, she's trying to move close to me and become my friend by force now to the extent that she even chats with me privately now regularly.

While a man has the full right to do whatever he likes, my question is why do this in the workplace? Why would my boss engage in office romance right in the office building? And why is the lady in question now trying to get close to me by force now? Am I in any real danger? I don't want to lose my job. Please what do I do?
If this story is true, I am very sure you won't come online with the explicit description of your workplace.

Doing that assured me that your lines were engineered but not well cooked.

You only gave the description to make the story looks real. But you're not smart enough.

As an exposed person I presumed you to be (at least your ability to use internet) you would also reason that the other parties involved are most likely to come across the story online. And this thought wouldn't have allowed you to give the full details of your workplace and the direction description of the event.
ProgrammingRe: How Do I Download Udemy Courses On My PC For Offline Viewing? by Deepocean(m): 7:12am On Jan 02, 2023
Vecto:
I've tried a lot of third party softwares but they don't seem to work. I downloaded and installed udeler and tried logging in but I can't find the download feature anywhere on the site. Please has anyone been able to download udemy directly from their pc? If yes please how did you go about it? The videos are much
Good morning.
Have you been able to download the videos?
PoliticsRe: NANS Apologises To Aisha Buhari Over Aminu Mohammed's Arrest by Deepocean(m): 8:46pm On Nov 29, 2022
Some people are very lazy to read with all comments I am seeing claiming that apology was tendered. Or some people don't read with logical senses.
PoliticsRe: NANS Apologises To Aisha Buhari Over Aminu Mohammed's Arrest by Deepocean(m): 8:40pm On Nov 29, 2022
Judolisco:
Apology? na why I no rate all dis greatest gba gba bdat they are more corrupt than our politicians.... Someone was abducted and was not charged to court in 24hrs and was allegedly beaten and una dey apologize.... Make dem Carry d boy go court abeg
If you read the content of the headings, I'm sure you won't come up with what you have written.

And if you actually read the post and you still wrote this, then I will advise you re-read with more comprehension then work more on your logic.
HealthRe: Sudden Lower Back Pain by Deepocean(m): 6:13am On Nov 19, 2022
Angrygoat please I sent you a message, kindly reply. Thanks
PoliticsRe: It's A Pity Most Nigerians Are Drumming Support For Grandpa Tinubu. by Deepocean(m): 10:24am On Nov 17, 2022
Cyntie55:
I was watching UN secretary General, António Guterres on CNN this morning speaking & addressing about Climate Change and I was so impressed by the way he spoke. I really learnt so many things from his speech today.

I was so marveled and I asked myself whether this is not the same climate change they asked Tinubu to address that he was busy talking gibberish. Please what concerns climate change with poisoned holy communion & church rat?

I can't even imagine UN secretary General addressing climate change with such off point statement on podium where world leaders are sitted.

If Tinubu dare utter such statement in a gathering like that, they would have off his mic and kindly walk him out of the podium.

Some urchins even said Tinubu was speaking in parables. What nonsense parable is that? Those of you that watched António Guterres speaking about Climate change will definitely agree with me that Tinubu was talking absolutely gibberish and this is the main reason he's dodging from interviews.

Nigerians should better wake up.
Hello Cyntie55. Is it possible you reply my message in Your mail? Below is my email address.
deepocean080@gmail.com
RomanceRe: Nigerian Women Need To Drop Their Cocky Attitude by Deepocean(m): 8:37pm On Nov 08, 2022
virginprincess:
This one is here lamenting over nothinghuh huh,you were sent on a mission instead of you to go about your duties you went to start toasting your colleagues,they non even snub you reach,Nonsense.
Your comment suggests to me that you lack some basic trainings in your tender stage of life while growing up. I am still thinking hard whose fault that could be traced to from the two of them.
AgricultureRe: My Snail Farming Journey by Deepocean(m): 10:55am On Oct 26, 2022
swaqq:
My makeshift incubator.
Sincerely I don’t really have to incubate the eggs, but the snails broke an egg the last time I went to check on the previous clutch of eggs
How do you know the hatching temperature range to regulate the incubator for hatching?
RomanceRe: If You Were To Marry By Profession, Who Would You Marry? by Deepocean(m):
Ebubu:
for a woman to be a lecturer she is already mostly 30 years plus and married.

why not find an academia loving young girl “who wants to be a lecturer”, then marry her young.

or you want her to use her money and train herself in Msc and Phd then you come and marry her ?
You're absolutely right.

When I was in the university, seeing young female lectures, I always fantasized being their man. But who is me to even go near them?

The profession is flexible compared to some other professions, they always have time for their family apart from holiday period.

I love the prestige in it most especially when she grows in her career to the rank of professor, people calling my wife a professor Mrs besides me will bring some level of joy and and inner excitement and me being a guru in Software Engineering.

There is a particular one I approached some years back, a brilliant young girl but unfortunately it didn't click. She finished from one of the top rank engineering department.

Travelled abroad for he post graduate, currently doing her PhD. Till now despite moving on a fraction of my mind is still craving for that young lady.
RomanceRe: If You Were To Marry By Profession, Who Would You Marry? by Deepocean(m): 2:56pm On Oct 17, 2022
A young brilliant and vibrant female lecturer is all what I desire to marry.

God please grant me this desire.
RomanceRe: The Key To Getting Quality Women,my Experience. by Deepocean(m): 12:07pm On Oct 07, 2022
One thing about this matter is that, for a lady you have affinity for to reciprocate same energy for serious things you have to have been together consistently for a reasonable period of time.

During this period, she must have been physiological reading your personality type, and if by chance she loves your kind of person, even if there is no connection to you from her side initially when you first met. By nature she will start to develop emotional feelings for you which will be evident in the ways she acts around you or in your presence which she may be unconscious of most of the times. Which will be evident to you as a man.

I worked briefly in one organization like that, when I got there there is this beautiful lady among the staff.

Natural I love the lady, and I didn't for once approach her. But when we started working together as staff she noticed some gentleman trait in me with some level of responsible person and a bit of alpha in my character. This was the magnet that attracted me to her. I noticed this and I pretended as if I didn't know.

There was a day she personally came to tell me that her mind wasn't in what she was doing on her desk when I was on an assignment in another office for just one hour, because our desks were placed side by side she couldn't hold the feelings she came to where I was working to stay with me that she was missing me already despite not opening my mouth once to confess any feelings or love for her.

To cut the story short, we briefly dated without me confessing any love, just simply playing phycology on her due to the fact that work place build the feeling, made her to see the trait of man he loves in me as a result of the abundant time we spent together which help in building the feeling from her side.

Point I am driving at is that any serious lady you meet just once may need time to know you for her to develop feelings for you and to know the personality you have, but if the time and the space is not there, getting this may be an herculean task.

With my experience with ladies, some of them do not necessarily have to love you at first sight before deciding to date you. If there's time and space to build the feelings from their side if you are the responsible type which can be deduced by the way you talk, you mindset, your view about life, marriage and other things of life.

The feelings can start to develop from their heart to you. So time and space is really need most especially when you are no longer in the university.
EducationRe: ASUU: FG Directs New Unions To Commence Teaching Immediately by Deepocean(m): 9:25pm On Oct 05, 2022
What is the fate of students offering courses from members of ASUU and the newly created union if one union resumes and the other is on industrial action?
RomanceRe: Drop A Comment, And Nairalanders Wil Tell You What They Think About Your Moniker by Deepocean(m): 10:46pm On Sep 27, 2022
What can you say about mine?

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