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Jobs/VacanciesRe: How To Download Npower PPA Letter On Npower Dashboard by Deepocean(m): 11:53am On Aug 04, 2022
Some peoples' PPA letters were uploaded. But if you check keenly you will notice that they wrote "Batch C Stream 1" instead of "Batch C Stream 11" on the deployment letter.

I thinking it was the time they realized the error that caused them to pull all deployment letter down from the dashboard of those they already uploaded for.
Foreign AffairsRe: Ghana Protests Over Inflation by Deepocean(m): 3:02pm On Jul 05, 2022
There's no special economic reformation that Nigeria need than to remove corruption from the system, lessen importation and increase the exportation.

Build at least three 21st century refineries and invest heavily in agriculture and make power stable.
TravelRe: The Awesome Beauty Of Akwa Ibom In Pictures by Deepocean(m): 10:25am On Jul 05, 2022
anonimi:
As in whether they have pipe borne water in their buildings, free primary & secondary schools with thousands of teachers recruited annually as well as other workers to do all the government services, utilities etc? Workers paid on the basis of the minimum wage of 30k, and comparative to the temporarily constituted authorities in political officeshuh
Exactly boss.
You're 100% in alignment with my thought.
TravelRe: The Awesome Beauty Of Akwa Ibom In Pictures by Deepocean(m): 8:10am On Jul 05, 2022
Hope the people of the state have what is beautiful on the table going to the stomach?
TravelRe: How God Saved Me From Untimely Death by Deepocean(m): 11:45pm On Jun 27, 2022
And some low class atheists will still believe that there is a reason they have to tie the survivor for his survival with without knowing that it can only be God. I pity those shallow thinking atheists.
EducationRe: Auchi Polytechnic Student Crawls Into Her Class After Arriving Late (Pix, Video) by Deepocean(m): 1:30pm On Jun 27, 2022
She didn't sneak in out of curiosity to learn, but to take attendance.

That lecturer must be the one that don't joke with attendance.
FoodRe: What Is Your Favourite Fruit? (pics) by Deepocean(m): 11:02am On Jun 25, 2022
Give me ripe pineapple any day any time and don't bring pawpaw near me please.
RomanceRe: Ladies How Do You Feel About This And Guys, How Do You Deal With This. by Deepocean(m): 10:23am On Jun 21, 2022
underpinna:
Thank you for your input. But I don't go there for looking and I won't do that.
Life is funny sha. You no go understand me.
But I will cut off my going there.
I stopped going there before until the husband started calling for Crypto business. But I think I'll stop going there again from now.
I have never for a day had any negative thoughts towards her, never.

But, How do I prevent this from happening to other women, single or not?
Abi na to stay away from woman wey no be my bani?
You are welcome sir.

The only thing to do is to have the full control of your mind. Be determined to keep eye contact with the opposite gender whenever you are discussing with them.

Don't even try to move your eyes down to their breasts areas, because they will notice any slight action doing that because they are also watchful and vigilant of that with the thought that it's your intention even when you don't have the thought in mind. As they always think their anatomy is an attraction for males.

Do this and watch ways their respect will shoot up for you. Which will make them to always be free to spend time with you since they will be comfortable being with you.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Npower Batch C Stream 2 Shortlist Is Out by Deepocean(m): 6:45am On Jun 21, 2022
Please who has applied for the redeployment to another state entirely?

I want to know the step taken because I no longer live in the state I was when I was applying.
RomanceRe: Ladies How Do You Feel About This And Guys, How Do You Deal With This. by Deepocean(m): 11:50pm On Jun 20, 2022
If not that you are enjoying what you are seeing which is causing your continuous going to visit your friend and his wife every now and then in order to feed your fantasy.

You should have respected the privacy of other people the day your friend corrected his wife to cover herself up in your presence.

That is an indirect way of communicating to you, but you pretended as if you didn't understand the language tone.

Stop making your friend's wife uncomfortable with your presence, you can visit and greet in any place with enough space where there won't be reason for directly facing her.

Try to understand body language that whenever a lady is adjusting herself in your presence, she is sensing that you are looking into her sensitive parts which she is not comfortable with.

If I may ask you, do you expect your friend's wife not to adjust herself whenever her sensitive part is exposed in your presence or are you expecting her to give you a green light by exposing herself to you as you are fantasizing?

Don't mistaken her accommodation for green light
Nairaland GeneralRe: Special Codes To Format Text On Nairaland by Deepocean(m): 5:51pm On Jun 11, 2022
Let's try
EducationRe: Students' Car Park vs Lecturers' Car Park In a Tertiary Institution In Nigeria by Deepocean(m): 9:31am On Jun 01, 2022
sinkhole:
But is it really funny?
Footballers are usually richer than the coach wink
But coaches last ways longer in the game.
RomanceRe: Lady Cries Out As Her Husband Calls His Sidechick To Cook In Her Presence by Deepocean(m): 9:04am On Jun 01, 2022
Kollins11:
This is not the matter of how old are you. I'm a full grown man.

Women neva do you strong thing na why you dey defend her. But don't worry the breakfast MUST reach everybody one way or the other.
Okay.

When you get married treat your wife like that.
And if you're married it'll be nice to do same thing to your wife tonight. ( After that reflect on your action)

Proving manliness doesn't mean wickedness or cheating, it simply means not taking nonsense from the women, and what nonsense has the wife done if she wasn't telling lies?

Know the way to treat a wife to be different from the way you treat a girlfriend, they are different entirely and come to think of it, she's his wife and not girlfriend.

If you read my post with an open heart and not with a the mindset to always judge one side to proof a point, you'll notice there's a balance of judgement in my narratives.

I don't want to stress bro.
RomanceRe: Lady Cries Out As Her Husband Calls His Sidechick To Cook In Her Presence by Deepocean(m): 8:35am On Jun 01, 2022
Kollins11:
You're a SIMP
How old are you?
RomanceRe: Lady Cries Out As Her Husband Calls His Sidechick To Cook In Her Presence by Deepocean(m): 7:56am On Jun 01, 2022
Kollins11:
Nice one from the husband.

No time for Simping around in marriage
If what the lady wrote is correct and that was how she replied and not in the military way, then.

That's not the best way to proof manliness.
That's the highest height of irresponsibility on his path. The wife is not a slave, men have to be emphatic in some situation they subject their spouse to.

Did the man just thought of eating cat peppersoup immediately he got home?
Couldn't he call his wife in the afternoon/evening so that she can prepare that along her way to home?

The man was just looking for the slightest excuse to go and cheat on her wife.

At the same time, in order not to judge the man outrightly, it will be better to hear his own side of the story. Because women too can't be trusted in their narratives.
RomanceRe: Is It Right For A Man To Bath His Daughter by Deepocean(m): 11:32pm On May 30, 2022
siofra:
So men are so promiscuous and perverted people are even wondering if it's right for them to bathe their daughters?

Sha, they brought it on themselves.


SHAME!!!!! On all men in the world!!
Do you mean shame on your mummy's husband?
SportsRe: Sadio Mane To Leave Liverpool This Summer by Deepocean(m): 7:16pm On May 29, 2022
Mikelarteta:
Underrated best player in Liverpool. This guy is ahead of Sallah if u know you know.
Even the Sallah knows
PoliticsRe: 8 Key Points In Atiku’s Acceptance Speech (PDP Presidential Primary) by Deepocean(m): 7:08pm On May 29, 2022
mycar:
waiting for other presidential candidates to emerge so to know who is better
Let's just pray for to God for the best of them to become the president.

None of their words can be used to measure their intending performance/success.
FamilyRe: Bad Manners Girls Display In A Guy's House by Deepocean(m): 5:16pm On May 29, 2022
fineboynl:
Another thing she did was that we where eating from the same plate and I was done eating and I stood up leaving her there. She immediately took the plates from there to the kitchen and continue eating there. I later entered the kitchen and caught her still eating, It was when she was taking long I check on her. She shouldn't have take the plates to the kitchen if she hasn't finished.
personally, I don't see anything wrong in this second one. With your second narratives, I see you to be very difficult to live with, your future wife will have many unnecessary things in your personality to cope with and to adjust to.

I also see the female you invited as an unexposed girl and not a lady.

And hope you didn't correct her on any of the issues on that first visit.

Your lifestyle seems to be too serious on issue that doesn't worth the stress. As a man to be, you'll have to be learning to overlook some things. Knowing well that your future spouse may be opposite of your personality entirely. And the earlier the better.

Kindly don't see me as a person without decency oriented. I am very decent, firm and mannered.

As long as the issues you told us were not palatable with you which is not a crime as we all have the minor boundaries we detest for others to cross which may not mean anything to others.

I just see you overblowing it coming with it online to display your displeasure.
HealthRe: My breasts are too big. I want to reduce them. by Deepocean(m):
Fancygurl23:
Hi. I started having big breasts even before I clocked 16. They kept getting bigger and bigger as I aged. I'm 23 now and my breasts are bigger than I want them to be.

My breasts get in the way of the lifestyle I want to live. As a young child I always wanted to be an athlete but my big breasts became a hindrance.

I also have an interest in modeling cos I'm tall but my big breasts prevent me from wearing most dresses. Even wearing normal dresses are a problem for me. Breasts are always shooting out making me appear slutty when I don't want to be.

And then there is the unnecessary attention. Men always starring at me like I was an alien. I want to be approached because I'm beautiful and smart, not because I have big boobs

I hate my boobs and I want to reduce them. I inquired about surgery but the payment is in the range of over a million naira. I don't have such money.

Is there any local herb or something I can eat or drink to reduce my breasts? Are there medications I can take?

Please this is a serious question and I had to create a new account for it cos I don't want people trolling me with my main account.
I will advise you just accept the way the nature made you. You are just unique in your own making.

Never attempt any drug to reduce the breasts and don't opt for surgery even if you have the money, as this may have adverse effects on your reproduction system. Had it been that you have finished giving birth, It will be better if you want to try any harmless means to reduce your breasts.

Try to live with it, some people wish they can have something you don't like, but the nature knows how it does things.

Having an extra size breasts is never a disease and I must tell you there are some people of your age having breast bigger than yours.

You never can tell, this may be the part of your body that will attract your future husband most in all your body parts which will make him to always admire you as his woman no matter the years of your relationship and not having interest in other women.

You can still be a model, your burst size is not a major factor not to be model, in addition.

Clothes still look better on women with big breasts that woman with small breasts, be confident in your dressing and don't allow that to create a low self-esteem in your subconscious mind.

Modified.

At your age, I doubt the breasts will increase more than that. If it does, it'll be during pregnancy and when you're breastfeeding.
PoliticsRe: Desmond Elliott Dances To 'Buga' After Winning APC Ticket For Lagos Assembly by Deepocean(m): 3:21pm On May 28, 2022
You mean Desmond Olusola Elliott?
ProgrammingRe: Prove Me Wrong If You Can! by Deepocean(m): 5:42pm On May 27, 2022
RomanceRe: I'm Falling Inlove With The Guy Who Disflower Me, I Didn't Plan For This Update by Deepocean(m): 8:40am On May 26, 2022
ZirdoRoray:
Thanks for the correction, It was a typographic error. It doesn't dissprove my point that the gender ratio is disproportionate.
Alright sir.

But I won't agree with you that it was a typographical error because you have said exactly the same thing before in this particular thread below

https://www.nairaland.com/7145826/5-signs-attractive-penis-women#113182839
RomanceRe: I'm Falling Inlove With The Guy Who Disflower Me, I Didn't Plan For This Update by Deepocean(m):
ZirdoRoray:
As long as he is caring for you, then don't complain. The standard rating for men and women are not the same. Men are judged by their financial success, their status, their future and their personalities. Women are judged by their appearance, ability to bear children, their body counts, their past relationships and their submissiveness.
Men are polygamous by nature. After all there are more women than men in this world. A man is more happy and will live you more if you allow him keep other women. He will treat you better. 95% of men want this. You can check the statistics online, it is backed by scientific research.
What gives me concern in your post is that you claimed to have researched whereas you did not do any research.

From which research have you seen the population of women greater than that of men? Can you show me the source.

I wonder why people just say whatever comes to their hearing through popular theory that lack fundamental proof.

Because people always say women are populous than men whereas the reverse is the case. You too quickly joined in the common saying without checking the statistics you are quoting.

A simple Google search will help you not to join them in mass in propagating popular lies.
FoodRe: Cooking Or Eating Out As A Single Person? Which Is More Cost Effective? by Deepocean(m): 5:51pm On May 25, 2022
Allisgud:
for a single guy,na food u come chop for Lagos,this is supposed to be for a family of 4 husband and wife 2 children
I hope you know and understand the purpose of the analysis?
FoodRe: Cooking Or Eating Out As A Single Person? Which Is More Cost Effective? by Deepocean(m): 5:16pm On May 25, 2022
OvertheTop:
Impossible:

This your Food Stuff Supply CANNOT last 1 Week. if it Does Max is 10 Days
then You have to factor in the Time and Stress of the cooking.....Imagining being a Programmer and cooking.....chai....
you go chop POP Beans tire!
The foodstuffs mentioned above are even at the exaggerated side, you can't exhaust them in a month unless you have ghost or some unseen spirit eating with you.

Even if you are eating only rice everyday half bag of rice will still last past one week, let alone combining the rice with semo, yam, bean, eba and all.

Everything just requires planning, even if you're a programmer.

Maximum is for you to use 18 hours of your 24 hours for the programming which will not even be at a stretch.

Remember, the topic focuses only on cost effectiveness not looking at strees or whatever.

The talks on programming or not is another discussion entirely. Gotten?
FoodRe: Cooking Or Eating Out As A Single Person? Which Is More Cost Effective? by Deepocean(m): 4:16pm On May 25, 2022
Coded081:
All these food stuffs will last more than one month
Exactly
Nairaland GeneralRe: 14 Things That Cause Regret At Old Age! by Deepocean(m): 4:13pm On May 25, 2022
OderaOdesigo:
Wao. God bless you so much for this piece, AKINPEDIA. I gave up on Nairaland recently when I realised it seems to be dovetailed specifically for certain political and social agenda.

Seeing this piece just made my day. You see pieces like this at times and the information in it are contradictory or one point is right and another is wrong. In your case, everything you wrote is spot-on.

May God reward you for helping check my life while I am still at that age when I can still make corrections.
Sorry if this question is offensive.
I noticed that you so much cherish the write-up, can I know your age range maybe we can reason some things together as regards life matters.
deepocean080@gmail.com

Thanks you.
FoodRe: Cooking Or Eating Out As A Single Person? Which Is More Cost Effective? by Deepocean(m):
No matter how, cooking will always be cost effective.

For you to eat satisfactorily in any mamaput these days, you will have at least 1,000

Let say you want to eat 1,000 food in the morning, eat snacks of 300 in the afternoon and another 1,000 meal as dinner.

This will amount to 16,100 in a week and 69,000 in a month of 30 days.

Now, if you use 69,000 to get raw food.

Analysis: If you look out to fill your gas from the seller selling in bulk you will fill at an average of 700/kg. You will fill 12.5kg cylinder with 9,000 transport included.

Out of 69,000.

1 12.5kg gas +transport fare = 9,000

1. ½ bag of rice = 15,000

2 Bean = 5,000

3. Semi 10kg = 6,000

4. Garri = 3,000

5. Yam = 5000

Ingredients for cooking soup eg: Palm oil, seasoning and others =5,000

Balance = 26,000

Out of the remaining 26,000
Budget 4,000 for soup and the transport fare to buy the ingredients every week.

Remaining 6,000 can be kept for miscellaneous and evening suya and Pepsi while returning from work.
BusinessRe: Addmoney Loan Goes Wrong by Deepocean(m): 2:21pm On May 25, 2022
Danonym:
Hi everybody, I collected Loan from addmoney.

A loan of N31,000...I made a transaction and it went horribly wrong, so I had to borrow from another app and pay them their 37k, they said they did not receive it...I contacted my bank and nothing yet..

Now my loan has been 4 days overdue and I am to pay N40,000, I've been hustling and trying to pay back but to no avail

Just yesterday they called my family and insulted them, the thing just weaken me, they promised I will go viral....I am just currently lying down, weak..nothing to do..
Also this is my first post
This your explanation is not clear, I don't know maybe I am the only one the explanation is not clear to or you are not articulate enough.
RomanceRe: Men Should Stop Using Okada To Take Their Girlfriend Out On A Date. by Deepocean(m): 12:34pm On May 25, 2022
Is having a car a taboo for you?

Jennyclay:
Personally, I can't go out on a date with a guy using okada as means of transport.

It looks so awkward to me. You don't expect me to dress well and start jumping okada up and down with you... It's wrong abeg!

If you don't have a car, atleast order Uber when going out on a date with a girl. Uber is also cheap to move around than using an okada. Abeg!

Yesterday, after I closed from work, a friend of mine who is a medical doctor wanted to take me out just for dinner. So while I was waiting for him at my work place... minutes later he arrived, I was expecting him to come with Uber ride because he doesn't have a car.. only for me to see okada, he even told the Okadaman to wait for him.

The moment I sighted him through the gate, I started pretending like I'm having stomach ache.. I just told him I've been stooling since morning that I need to go home.

Men I have a question... Will you fall sick if you order Uber to take a lady out on a date?? Stop using okada abeg! It's a special date!

Some ladies can jump okada with you but personally I can't ooo.. Biko!!

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